Post by The Roy on Nov 22, 2011 23:56:12 GMT -5
The scene opens up to an old and beaten dirt path. Standing in it's mound is former SNME world Champion Roy "The Roy" Rowe. He holds in his hand a nine iron and measures with his eye, the distance between the club and a golf ball near his feet. With a mighty swing the ball goes flying into the air and straight towards the thousands of trees in the forest just beyond the dirt road.
HOOO WEEEE LOOK AT THAT BABAY GO!
The Roy runs out after the ball. A few dozen feet into the forest he stops and turns to the camera.
Oh hey, I didn't see you there.
Roy rests his leg casual formal style on a tipped try, leaning against his own knee cap.
My name is Roy Rowe. I'm here to teach you how to find...the keys...to success. Ya see this is my third time facing Randy Orton. And oh my the things I learned from him. I beat him the first time. He beat me the second. But I learn fast how to go ahead in this business. Always adapting. I know exactly what I have to do to win this time. See it's easy. Get something small. Put it in something big. Then go find it. Come on I'll show you how.
Roy turns and starts searching around the grass, presumably for the golf ball.
Oh here it is.
The Roy picks up the golf ball.
The Roy drops the golf ball.
Oh here it is...
The Roy picks up the golf ball once more.
This is the golf ball i threw into the forest. Now that we have it lets make a clever pun shall we.
The Roy turns away from the camera. He then turns right back with a serious face, tilted downward like a coiled viper.
This week I face Randy Orton. It is going to be like finding something small inside a big area. Like some sort of needle in a hay stack but you know what? I'm good at finding stuff. I will keep going and going until I find what I am looking for. What I'm looking for...is a win...
The Roy turns around, then back around again this time with the more relaxed face we had seen prior.
Now we go home.
The Roy walks over to the left where we see his car in a walmart parking lot. This forest apparently revealing itself merely as small shrubbery. The Roy sits in the drivers seat and attempts to put the golf ball into the ignition.
Oh wait these aren't my keys haha.
The Roy pulls out his keys and leaves.
To Roy leaving, the camera fades to black.
HOOO WEEEE LOOK AT THAT BABAY GO!
The Roy runs out after the ball. A few dozen feet into the forest he stops and turns to the camera.
Oh hey, I didn't see you there.
Roy rests his leg casual formal style on a tipped try, leaning against his own knee cap.
My name is Roy Rowe. I'm here to teach you how to find...the keys...to success. Ya see this is my third time facing Randy Orton. And oh my the things I learned from him. I beat him the first time. He beat me the second. But I learn fast how to go ahead in this business. Always adapting. I know exactly what I have to do to win this time. See it's easy. Get something small. Put it in something big. Then go find it. Come on I'll show you how.
Roy turns and starts searching around the grass, presumably for the golf ball.
Oh here it is.
The Roy picks up the golf ball.
The Roy drops the golf ball.
Oh here it is...
The Roy picks up the golf ball once more.
This is the golf ball i threw into the forest. Now that we have it lets make a clever pun shall we.
The Roy turns away from the camera. He then turns right back with a serious face, tilted downward like a coiled viper.
This week I face Randy Orton. It is going to be like finding something small inside a big area. Like some sort of needle in a hay stack but you know what? I'm good at finding stuff. I will keep going and going until I find what I am looking for. What I'm looking for...is a win...
The Roy turns around, then back around again this time with the more relaxed face we had seen prior.
Now we go home.
The Roy walks over to the left where we see his car in a walmart parking lot. This forest apparently revealing itself merely as small shrubbery. The Roy sits in the drivers seat and attempts to put the golf ball into the ignition.
Oh wait these aren't my keys haha.
The Roy pulls out his keys and leaves.
To Roy leaving, the camera fades to black.