Post by Bearded Uno on Oct 20, 2011 16:07:05 GMT -5
• SCENE BEGIN •
The scene begins with the Saturday Night's Main Event logo popping up on screen bouncing up and down in a jittery fashion, the logo begins to violently shake for a few seconds before it turns into static, which soon has the entire video feed form into pure static and white noise. The static goes on for a minute then forms into a feed of a corner of a darkish room, the room has nothing in it and the only thing you can make out in the darkness is that it's two walls with the camera pointed in the corner of it. Soon a light starts going off and on over it for half a minute, and then goes out for a few seconds, then goes on completely and we see Bearded Dragon sitting in the corner staring at the camera. Bearded Dragon adjusts his mask and continues staring. Suddenly song done with a piano and sung in Latin fades in, very peaceful and quiet as Bearded Dragon moves his head slowly side to side to the song, after a few seconds of doing that he begins to speak as the Latin lyrics play softly in the background.
"Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam, et lingua eius loqueter indicum."
• Bearded Dragon • Mind Bending Amish •
• Oh hey kiddies, it's me again, the resident creepy guy here in Saturday Night's Main Event. The guy that tries to make you shiver with the mere pronunciation of my name, the guy that tries to make the hair stand up on the back of your scrawny little necks before I ring them, the guy that has been around here for a bit now and has yet to get at least a number one contender ship match. I've only had like, five matches. But I think I proved myself, I may not always win but I did nearly kill that Jacob Jones guy. I don't understand why management wouldn't want an unsafe, possibly insane, scary guy in a mask as your world heavyweight champion.
"Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem."
Bearded Dragon has a normal laughter for once, it appears like he may be turning into a normal person. Suddenly Bearded Dragons laughter gets higher pitched and he continues laughing for the entire minute. Bearded Dragon then starts pounding at his head, still laughing and pushes his head into the wall making a loud “ca-thunk” sound, STILL laughing. Bearded Dragon finally calms down and gives the camera an intense stare through his mask.
"Quoniqmcum probates fuerit accipient coronam vitae."
• Bearded Dragon • Mind Bending Amish •
• But it looks like I need to prove myself again, isn't that lovely? Hahahaha..I have no problem with beating the life out of Cody Rhodes and Joey “Unorthodox” Michaels. Tell me something Cody Rhodes, you claim to be this horribly disfigured and screwed up soul, but what have you really gone through? A broken nose? That's all it really is, you don't know what it's like to be truly screwed up in your head. Have you seen the mangled, bloodied, disfigured, burned, broken, ripped apart bodies of the people that gave life to you? Keep in mind, at a young age? Do you [censored for TV]-ing know what that's like? Then the people who did that to them kidnap and raise you to be some kind of monster that follows orders? I have to follow orders from a [censored for TV]-ing tall guy in a suit and a little [censored for TV]-ing animal. My operator has control of my life, I don't. Do you know what that's like Cody? Do you really know what it's like to be a monster?
"Kyrie, ignis, divine, eleison, o quam sancta."
• Bearded Dragon • Mind Bending Amish •
• Joey Michaels, Oh, excuse me...Joey “Unorthodox” Michaels! I'm interested in finding out if you really are as “Unorthodox” as you say you are? Are you really? What makes you unorthodox? What makes you different from the traditional spot monkey in Saturday Night's Main Event? I'm really interested in seeing this, cause you see to me, you are no different from any other generic high flyer. You are going to run around the ring, flying about all over the place like you are [censored for TV]-ing Spiderman or some [censored for TV]. But what happens if you crash and BURN? What happens if when you are climbing to the top rope to pull off some amazing 630, 360, 450 flip of some sort to leave the crowd in “Awh”, I decide to run over and push you off the top of the world and watch you tumble down there to the underworld, and then I'll watch and laugh as you roll around in pain from your stupid mistake. You are nothing, Michaels, nothing.
"Quam serena, quam benigna, quam amoena, O castitas Lilium!"
Bearded Dragon puts his arms to the walls and pushes himself up slowly, once he reaches to his feet completely he slowly walks over to the camera, his footsteps making a loud echo sound against the floor in the empty room. Bearded Dragon reaches down and picks up the camera, and brings it to his face, causing the feed to become distorted, almost a black and white lava like effect.
"Kyrie, ignis, divine, eleison"
• Bearded Dragon • Mind Bending Amish •
• Don't you dare underestimate me if you want to survive this triple threat match, there is a reason this match is a triple threat. There is a threat to my opponents lives, I'm making a threat that they won't walk out the same person they walked in as, or even walk out at all. If you've been watching my matches, if you've watched the program. I'm not all talk, I most certainly like to play.
"Quam serena, quam benigna."
Bearded Dragon begins to laugh hysterically and without his control, his laugh becomes distorted in the audio and every few seconds goes deeper, and repeats itself. Bearded Dragon suddenly stops laughing and stares directly at the camera, before turning it to the wall and ramming it into said wall, breaking it into pieces. The feed turns to static as the song is still playing, and you can hear Bearded Dragons footsteps walk away, getting quieter. The static reacts like a television getting turned off and goes to pitch black as the scene ends.
"Quam amoena, O castitas Lilium!"
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