Post by "The Viper" Randy Orton on Aug 19, 2011 23:59:18 GMT -5
Anger, anguish, frustration. These are the words that can thoroughly describe the emotions of a pent up individual. When a person has to deal with all the grief and ornery moments in his ordinary life, he begins to lose sense of reality. The disease is called I.E.D., in other words, Intermittent Explosive Disorder. It is where an individual will have events of extreme anger when provoked; the uncontrollable rage that can occur from it is unprecedented by how much an individual emotion can alter from this in a sheer amount of seconds. There is only one remedy that can solve this inexplicable problem... Group therapy. It is the only solution that can manage the problem all people with I.E.D. We are taken to Physician Christin Pryor’s Relationship Group, well known by most people in St. Louis, Missouri. As the scene slowly opens, we are taken to an old man with white hair, a Hawaiian shirt, and Plaid Shorts discussing this week’s progress dealing with his I.E.D. disorder with Dr. Pryor. As the scene pans through the room, we witness many unfamiliar faces across the atmosphere, until we the camera focuses on one individual, a man with a buzz cut, wearing a Brown shirt, and Black pants. It becomes apparent it is “The Viper” Randy Orton.
Old man:
So my wife wanted me to wait for her as she dressed in countless dresses, it reached the point we were in the store for close to an hour and a half. That’s when my I.E.D. kicked in, it got the best of me and my actions sure as followed.
Dr. Pryor:
What happened, Gerald?
Gerald (Old Man):
Well, I threw all the clothes on the hanger onto the floor, I threw my shoe through the stand window, and I slapped a Woman who happened to be a worker there. I just could not deal with my wife’s halting! It drives me crazy!
Dr. Pryor:
That’s why we’re all here Gerald.
The room is panned throughout, showing all the participants in the Group Therapy session, including Randy Orton looking around the room, finding anything to do for the time to pass by.
Dr. Pryor:
We’re all here because all of you have problems dealing with your anger. I can understand a lot of things can agitate a person. I’m here to provide advice and help for all of you so one day hopefully I can decrease the disease of I.E.D. through your body, or even better, cure you of this unpredictable disorder.
All the participants, shake their head in agreement to Dr. Pryor’s wise words. Dr. Pryor looks directly into the direction of Randy Orton before resuming speaking.
Dr. Pryor:
Mr. Orton, I didn’t hear anything from you this week. How about we get into your turn? Has there been anything in the past week you wanted to get off your chest? Any anger you feel like discussing with the group? You know we’re all here for you.
Blonde Woman (to Orton’s right):
Right, we’re here to comfort anyone about their problems. Like last week, I threw a huge fit because my boyfriend like totally cheated on me because he felt that my boobs weren’t big enough. Can you believe that?
The Blonde Woman to Orton’s right begins stroking Orton’s leg as Orton has a look of uncertainty running through his face.
Dr. Pryor:
Jenna, I believe it is Mr. Orton’s turn to speak. I appreciate that you’re willing to describe your dilemma’s to us, but you’re going to have to wait your turn. Mr. Orton, go ahead.
Jenna (Blond Woman):
Oh, sorry.
Orton shakes his head in disbelieve based on the stupidity of Jenna, the Blonde, who obviously has implants, that are very badly done, if it must be add. Orton begins to speak.
Orton:
Anyways, before I got rudely interrupted. By the way, nice fake tits, Jenna, you must drive all the guys wild with those monsters. As far as my week went, it was alright. Nothing really drove me to that place where all my pent up anger is unleashed on people… Unless, you count the wrestling ring, but that’s a different story.
Dr. Pryor:
You’re telling me nothing ticked you off slightly this week? Not one moment?
Orton:
Well, I’ve been thinking over the past couple of weeks how I feel like I’ve been getting screwed by SNME management. I mean, look at all that I’ve been through as World Heavyweight Champion. I’ve been in a triple steel cage match that almost endangered my life and my love to be a professional wrestler. And then I was put up in a match against one of my best friend’s in SNME, Justin Tyger. Management knew that I would be in a disadvantage emotionally since Justin Tyger is a good friend of mine. You would think the madness would stop. But, nope, not even close. Now, I’m in a match where I only have a 16.7 percent chance that I will walk away with everything that means dear to me, the SNME World Heavyweight Championship! I have to put my title in an Elimination Chamber match! Do you have any idea how brutal and sadistic this match is? Clearly, management doesn’t want me to be champion, and do you know who is most notably involved with management? Yes, the owner himself, “HBK” Shawn Michaels!
A look of ambivalence is across Dr. Pryor’s face towards Orton’s lengthy rant that has taken up the rest of the session’s remaining five minutes.
Dr. Pryor:
Well, Randy… To be frank, the only advice I can give you is, good luck. With a superstar of your caliber, I have great confidence you will exceed in this match. Hopefully. I would like to thank everybody who showed up to this session, I appreciate everyone taking time out of their day and visit here to discuss their problems with everyone. I know it can be uncomfortable, but I’m glad basically everyone got a chance to speak today! Even Mr. Orton! I’m astounded. Same time, same place next week everyone? See you all next week everyone!
A notion is made between the whole room as body language is used with everyone shaking their head in agreement. Randy Orton gets up from his chair and slowly leaves the room without speaking to anyone. Orton walks down the hallway as the group therapy group is located in a 12 storey high building. Orton presses the button to signalize the Elevator to show up. As Orton is made aware of the camera that’s following him, speaking towards the camera.
You know… It is not only SNME management that’s been keeping me worried about the status of my title. It’s not just “HBK” Shawn Michaels’ incompetency and his yes man. It’s also the fact I have to step into the ring with Justin Tyger again at Highway 2 Hell. Like I said, I have a hell load of respect for Tyger, but I can’t deal mentally taking on my best friend again. Especially in a match as unforgiving as the Elimination Chamber. But, that will be mentioned for another day.
It angers me that I have just recently suffered my first loss in SNME. As much as my match against G-Stone last week was competitive and definitely a great match to watch, I have sat down and ponder, do I feel content that I put on a great match but still ended up with the lose? No, as a matter of fact, I don’t. I don’t feel satisfied knowing that my impressive winning streak has abruptly come to an ending. It was three months of wins that that streak included. Do you have any clue how difficult it is to pull off a feat like this? Not many men can come out and say they accomplished this. Now, this leaves me with two options. Bitch and complain about what occurred last week, or be a man and put my head up high and take on whatever competition is available? Well, since this week on SNME, I take on the astonishing Seth Akira, I might as well forget everything that happened last week and take the high road, so to be speaking of course.
It angers me that I have just recently suffered my first loss in SNME. As much as my match against G-Stone last week was competitive and definitely a great match to watch, I have sat down and ponder, do I feel content that I put on a great match but still ended up with the lose? No, as a matter of fact, I don’t. I don’t feel satisfied knowing that my impressive winning streak has abruptly come to an ending. It was three months of wins that that streak included. Do you have any clue how difficult it is to pull off a feat like this? Not many men can come out and say they accomplished this. Now, this leaves me with two options. Bitch and complain about what occurred last week, or be a man and put my head up high and take on whatever competition is available? Well, since this week on SNME, I take on the astonishing Seth Akira, I might as well forget everything that happened last week and take the high road, so to be speaking of course.
Randy Orton enters the Elevator, which as a result, looks like no one is in the premises of the area. Orton observes the buttons carefully before clicking on the lower button to signalize he wants to be dropped off at the lowest floor. Orton resumes.
You know Seth, you have been in SNME as long as I have been. That goes without saying, but what can you proclaim that you have accomplished in your time in SNME? Now, I know I might be sounding a bit repetitive when it comes to this, because I mentioned this accusation against G-Stone last week, and look where that landed me. But, I have to be a serious for a moment. You’ve been in many memorable wars in SNME, you’ve put on 5 star matches after 5 star match. I’m going to go out and say you have all the damn ability in the world to be a World Heavyweight Champion. Be aware of this though, you have never faced a threat as I have been in the ranks of SNME.
You know, that moment where you feel like you have sympathy for your opponent but at the same time want to snap their neck in half? Yeah, that’s basically how I feel about you Seth. You see, as shown before, my I.E.D. disorder can happen at basically any moment. Any outburst or raging situation may happen, so be careful at your own discretion. You know, your fans might be critics thinking “Oh man, Randy Orton just lost his first match ever since SNME re-opened, he’s definitely in treading water, he’s done for.” That is only an assumption, I’m going to silence all the critics in SNME, and I’m going to take my first loss here in SNME since it opened as inspiration. I’m going to use it as a stepping stone to ensure that whatever occurred last week will only be a bump into this long road that will be The Age of Orton.
I’m not going to go into detail about how since I’m “The Viper” I’m going to unleash the ultimate and callous punishment onto you, Seth. Quite frankly, you deserve a better and logical reasoning as to why I feel like I can beat you in the ring. Would you like to know why I feel like I can defeat you in the centre of the ring? I’ve been through it all Seth. I’ve seen it all. I’ve had my share of experiences, and no experience can explain how much I’ve learned while I’ve been in SNME. You won’t believe how much I have changed and how my perspective on wrestling has altered.
To be honest, experience isn’t utmost everything that is necessary to be called a true main eventer in SNME. We both know that Seth, we’re both in the main event positions in SNME. Though, do not get confused by how much I’m a changed man. Compared to five years ago, yeah there’s been some change surrounding my life. I have a gorgeous woman in my life who I am proud to say is my wife, and I have a beautiful daughter that has entered my life, I am happy with my life Seth. I’m happy to know that one day when I’m ready to retire from this ring, I’m happy to know that I’m ready to end it all with an incredible family at home.
You know, that moment where you feel like you have sympathy for your opponent but at the same time want to snap their neck in half? Yeah, that’s basically how I feel about you Seth. You see, as shown before, my I.E.D. disorder can happen at basically any moment. Any outburst or raging situation may happen, so be careful at your own discretion. You know, your fans might be critics thinking “Oh man, Randy Orton just lost his first match ever since SNME re-opened, he’s definitely in treading water, he’s done for.” That is only an assumption, I’m going to silence all the critics in SNME, and I’m going to take my first loss here in SNME since it opened as inspiration. I’m going to use it as a stepping stone to ensure that whatever occurred last week will only be a bump into this long road that will be The Age of Orton.
I’m not going to go into detail about how since I’m “The Viper” I’m going to unleash the ultimate and callous punishment onto you, Seth. Quite frankly, you deserve a better and logical reasoning as to why I feel like I can beat you in the ring. Would you like to know why I feel like I can defeat you in the centre of the ring? I’ve been through it all Seth. I’ve seen it all. I’ve had my share of experiences, and no experience can explain how much I’ve learned while I’ve been in SNME. You won’t believe how much I have changed and how my perspective on wrestling has altered.
To be honest, experience isn’t utmost everything that is necessary to be called a true main eventer in SNME. We both know that Seth, we’re both in the main event positions in SNME. Though, do not get confused by how much I’m a changed man. Compared to five years ago, yeah there’s been some change surrounding my life. I have a gorgeous woman in my life who I am proud to say is my wife, and I have a beautiful daughter that has entered my life, I am happy with my life Seth. I’m happy to know that one day when I’m ready to retire from this ring, I’m happy to know that I’m ready to end it all with an incredible family at home.
The elevator finally reaches the lowest level of the building. Orton exits out of the elevator as Orton begins walking towards the exit of the loud and busy foyer.
That won’t be for a while Seth, I don’t plan on retiring for quite some time. I do feel justified to know that one day when I do leave SNME, it will be worth it. With the accomplishments that I have made towards this company, all the blood, sweat, and tears that has exited this body, it is evident that I am a future SNME Hall Of Famer, make no mistake about it.
I definitely know what you’re able to do in the ring, Seth. I know what you’re capable of, but, with that comes the knowledge of what your strengths and weaknesses are. Yes Seth, I do know what they are. I will attempt to exploit them as much as I can to get the ring. What can I say? I’m a marked man, Seth. I have a target on my back, everyone wants to become Champion. It’s the name of the game. It is what is the essence of SNME. Everybody wants to reach the top of the ladder, grab on to the ultimate prize and grasp onto it as long as you can. That is what I’m feeling right now.
The moment where you look into the face of a man who has worked his ass off for this business, you will realize, Randy Orton… Is for real. You will make a realization that Randy Orton is a man who is willing to sacrifice his mind and body to become as successful as possible. Seth, good luck in our match. I know for a fact that you will bring everything that is needed to defeat me, I respect that. It’s initiative, it’s intelligence. I definitely respect that. It’s basically the mentality I had when I first started in SNME. Seth… You know, that moment, where you come to an actualization that Randy Orton is one of the toughest son of a bitch that has ever stepped into this company!
I definitely know what you’re able to do in the ring, Seth. I know what you’re capable of, but, with that comes the knowledge of what your strengths and weaknesses are. Yes Seth, I do know what they are. I will attempt to exploit them as much as I can to get the ring. What can I say? I’m a marked man, Seth. I have a target on my back, everyone wants to become Champion. It’s the name of the game. It is what is the essence of SNME. Everybody wants to reach the top of the ladder, grab on to the ultimate prize and grasp onto it as long as you can. That is what I’m feeling right now.
The moment where you look into the face of a man who has worked his ass off for this business, you will realize, Randy Orton… Is for real. You will make a realization that Randy Orton is a man who is willing to sacrifice his mind and body to become as successful as possible. Seth, good luck in our match. I know for a fact that you will bring everything that is needed to defeat me, I respect that. It’s initiative, it’s intelligence. I definitely respect that. It’s basically the mentality I had when I first started in SNME. Seth… You know, that moment, where you come to an actualization that Randy Orton is one of the toughest son of a bitch that has ever stepped into this company!
Randy Orton exits out of the building as he enters the passenger seat of an El Camino, we do not see the face of the driver. He begins conversing with Randy Orton as the scene comes close to ending.
Unknown:
How did it go, pal?
Orton:
It was a decent session. I think I made some good progress. You ready to go?
The camera slowly moves from Orton’s position that was blocking the viewer’s angle of who he was talking to, to an angle where it is evident who is the man behind the wheel with Randy Orton.
Justin Tyger:
Yup, let me just put on my Southern Country playlist on my i-Pod and we’ll be able to go. It’s a shame I don’t have a match this week on SNME. Oh well, I guess that means I can spend more time with that girl I met at the bar, Amy. Haha, I’m sure I’ll be able to score on the 18th hole at the rate I’m going!
Thoughts of the possibility of being defeated by Justin Tyger runs through Randy Orton’s mind as he becomes unconscious with these thoughts, it is eating away in him, that could eventually get the best of him, Orton looks back towards Tyger’s direction, trying to shake off these undesired notions of doubt.
Justin Tyger:
… Are you okay, Randy?
Randy Orton:
Yeah man, I’m fine. Let’s hit the road.
The scene begins to fade away as the El Camino begins to accelerate at a speed where the camera can not keep up with as the sight of the El Camino is not apparent from the viewer’s eye. The scene fades to black.