Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Aug 7, 2011 13:42:50 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event!
LIVE! From The Qwest Arena in Boise, Idaho!
7/30/11!
The Saturday Night's Main Event logo slowly wipes across the screen. An unfamiliar riff suddenly perks up our ears, grasping the attention of millions around the world. The song suddenly picks up, as the rest of the band joins in. With the sound of "Kick In The Teeth" by Papa Roach blaring through our ears, a montage of the greatest moments in Saturday Night's Main Event history begins to play. As the chorus kicks in, the screen shatters into millions of tiny pieces. We are suddenly sent into the Bob Devaney Sports Center in Lincoln, Nebraska! The thousands of fans in attendance begin to go wild, as lights begin to flash upon the stage. The camera pans throughout the crowd catching them in their moment of excitement and pure adrenaline. We switch cameras, looking on at the stage. The guitar comes in with a solo, as the lights slightly dim. The song slowly rises in volume, as a massive explosion of pyrotechnics shoots off. The stage is completely lit up, and the energy in the building is absolutely amazing. We quickly cut over to Joey Styles and Austin Owens, who bring us the introduction...
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event! I'm Joey Styles...
Owens: And I'm Austin Owens!
Styles: We are live from Lincoln, Nebraska, and what a night it is! Saturday Night's Main Event: All Stars is coming to you live from the Bob Devaney Sports Center! And as you can tell... Things have changed just a little bit since last week!
Owens: That's right, folks! Saturday Night's Main Event: All Stars it the new name of our show, and I gotta tell you... I'm loving every bit of it. And did you hear the new intro song? Man... Papa Roach knows how to write 'em, don't they?
Styles: They sure do, Austin, but let's get on to what we have in store for tonight. If you didn't hear already, then you must be living under a rock. Two championships, yes, two championships will be contested tonight! And this isn't pay-per-view, this is live television! So if you're thinking about changing the channel... You better think twice! Tonight is a huge night for SNME, and things are about to pick up with Highway 2 Hell as our next Pay-Per-View.
Owens: I gotta tell ya', Joey. Highway 2 Hell is always one of my favorites. I mean... Look at the matches we have seen in the past. Elimination Chambers. Hell in the Cell! What's gonna happe this year?!?
Styles: We're not quite sure yet, but I'm sure with Shawn Michaels back at the wheel, SNME will be moving in the right direction. For instance... look at the new talent we have coming in. New guys are being signed left and right. And you're going to see some of those new guys tonight, folks. Tonight we're gonna see the debut of the young up and coming Tyler Malcolm. I don't know what to expect from this kid, but hopefully he is in line for big things.
Owens: Oh man, I cannot wait to kick things off tonight. I mean... the chaos that has been going on around here... there's no telling what will happen!
Styles: Well I'm gonna war-
"Voices" suddenly blares through the Sports Center, as the crowd begins to boo. Through the curtain Randy Orton appears. Wearing his latest t-shirt, Orton carries his World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder. Orton slowly makes his way down the ramp, his cold eyes gleaming at the booing fans. Orton climbs up on the apron and takes a microphone. Orton then ducks under the top tope and enters the ring. As Orton stands in the center, he brings the microphone to his mouth.
Orton: Go on... boo me. Just remember this. Tonight, I am doing you all a favor. Tonight... I am giving the crowd favorite one last chance at gold. That's right. You see, at Seven Deadly Sins after I retained my World Heavyweight Championship, Justin Tyger held out his hand. Knowing what we had been through... Knowing that we were once the best of friends... I shook his hand. Since I shook Tyger's hand, people have been questioning me. They've been asking me, "Randy, have you gone soft?" No! And tonight... I'll show you all. I will not hesitate to take Tyger out once and for all. I will not hesitate to end Tyger's career. This title... means everything to me, Tyger. This title... will not leave me tonight. Do you understa-
"Cliffs of Rock City" suddenly begins to play, cutting Orton off. "Soulfire" Justin Tyger makes his way out, as the crowd cheers loudly. Tyger wastes no time getting to the ring. Tyger quickly climbs in and stands in front of Orton. With his own microphone in hand, Tyger speaks.
Tyger: Randy, you and I both know you could do it at Seven Deadly Sins. You couldn't do it, Randy. You had me set up. Perfect position. But you just couldn't punt me, could you? You see, I knew you didn't have it in you, Randy. I knew that all those memories of us driving to shows and drinking at the bars would come back to haunt you from doing what you've done to everybody else.
Orton: You don't think I'll do it? Huh? Try me, Tyger. Try me!
Tyger: Look, Randy... I'm not gonna go on tell you what you're not gonna do or what you're gonna do. But I'll tell you this. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do!
Tyger gets nose to nose with Orton, as he continues to speak.
Tyger: I'm gonna walk out of Lincoln, Nebrask the NEW World Heavyweight Champion! And I'm going to walk in to Highway 2 Hell... and defend that great title against anyone who dares to try me. That's... what I'm gonn-
Drums pound through the Sports Center, as "Sexy Boy" blares through our ears. With the crowd roaring, "HBK" Shawn Michaels prances his way through the curtain. As Shawn makes his way down the ramp, he high-fives as many hands as he can. Shawn quickly leaps up onto the apron and spins around. Shawn quickly ducks under the top rope and steps inbetween Orton and Tyger.
Shawn: Woah, woah, woah... Settle down, guys. Settle down! We don't want the main event getting started early... do we?
The crowd begins to roar at Shawn's question.
Shawn: No, we don't. But you know something... I heard one of you mention Highway 2 Hell. Am I right?
Tyger nods his head yes.
Shawn: Well, with Shane McMahon finally out of my hair, I came up with the main event for Highway 2 Hell. Yep, I sure did. You see, at Seven Deadly Sins there was a match on the card where all three men impressed me. And I mean really impressed me. And I got to thinking... if all of these guys are so talented, don't they deserve a chance at something? Shouldn't they get a shot at say... The World Heavyweight Championship!
Orton clenches his title close, as Shawn smiles.
Shawn: That is why I have decided that at Highway 2 Hell, six men... are going to walk into one of the most deadly matches in this business. And one man is going to walk out. Who that man is... I do not know. The Elimination Chamber has chosen five men so far. Two of those five men are standing in the ring right now. Orton. Tyger. The other three... are Seth Akira, G Stone, and CM Punk!
Tyger and Orton look at eachother, almsot dreading the hell they will go through a few weeks from now.
Shawn: That's why I suggest the two of you... save all you got for Highway 2 Hell. And if you're not down with that... then I've got two words for ya'!
Shawn raises the microphone in the air, as the crowd screams, "Suck it!" As Shawn rolls out of the ring, "Sexy Boy" blares through the Sports Center once more. With Shawn Michaels headed up the ramp, Tyger and Orton stare eachother down.
Levi Wood vs. Tyler Malcom
(Singles Match!)
In Levi Wood's second match, he didn't hesitate to display his raw power. But the debuting tyler Malcolm wasn't just ready to lay down and take a loss. Malcolm was eventually able to get the upperhand, and he drove Wood's to the mat with the Ghetto Stomp. Malcolm reigned victorious in his debut, and his future looks to be a bright one in SNME.
As All Stars fades to the back, Shawn Michaels can be seen walking down the hall, heading to his office.
: Mr. Achy Breaky Heart Kid!
Shawn hears someone yell from behind him, and he stops. He slowly turns around, as the camera follows his every move. Santino Marella is standing before him with a wide grin upon his face.
Shawn: .....yes?
Santino Marella: Mr. Michaels, I just heard what you had to saya' out there, and Ia' would like to aska' you something. I noticed you did not name the final man in the Eliminating Chamber of Doom, so I... I, uhh... Well, as you know, I am the Santino Marella, the greatest Custard Champion of all the times. And you know, the people... they love me! So, uhh... I think you should look no further. I am who you want, Mr. Michaels. I can be the sixth man! What do you saya'?
Shawn slowly starts to smile at the thought of seeing Santino in the Elimination Chamber.
Shawn: With all due respect, you were one heck of a Custom Champion, but Santino... I don't think it is a good ide-
Santino Marella: But please! You have to consider it! My mama and my papa back in Italy would love to see me get a chance at the big one. Come ona'!
Shawn: Ok... I'll consider it. But I'm not making any promises.
Santino jumps up and down while screaming like a little girl. He then hugs Shawn Michaels tight, as he takes off down the hall doing his victory march.
Desmond Wolfe vs. Jimmy Uso
(Singles Match!)
Jimmy Uso came out with his brother at his side, but Wolfe came out alone after promising to reveal his partner to the world this week. Wolfe and Jimmy went head to head, displaying their individual talent to the world. Wolfe used his technical skill to wear down Jimmy throughout the match, but it was Jimmy's Samoan roots that kept him fighting with all his heart. Eventually Jimmy was able to ground Wolfe, allowing him time to head up top. With shades of "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, Jimmy Uso leapt off the top rope, and nailed Desmond with the Samoan Splash for the victory.
As "Get Up" blares through the arena, Jey rolls into the ring with the tag titles. He helps his brother up and hands him his title. As the two celebrate in the ring, Desmond Wolfe slowly crawls back to the corner. He demands a microphone, as he pulls himself up.
Wolfe: Jimmy! Jey! I told you last week that myself and a partner would be gunning for those titles. Well, the wait is no more...
"End of Days" suddenly blares through the arena, as SNME's newest superstar, Wade Barrett steps out onto the stage. With a a cocky, brash look upon his face, Barrett charges down to the ring. Desmond Wolfe pummels Jey to the mat, as Barrett slides in and starts to trade right hands with Jimmy. As Desmond gets up, he grabs hold of Jimmy from behind. Barrett unleashes a fury of shots to the jaw of Jimmy, knocking the taste out of his mouth. As Wolfe releases Jimmy, Barrett lifts him up onto his shoulders. With brute strength, Barrett slams Jimmy down to the mat with the Wasteland! As Jimmy rolls out of the ring, Wolfe pulls Jey up. He sends him to the corner, where he sets him up... Tower of London!
Styles: What's this?
Owens: Is someone else coming out here now?
William Regal slowly walks out onto the stage, as Desmond Wolfe and Wade Barrett stand tall in the ring. As Regal looks on at the team he represents, he claps for them, showing his approval of their beating given to the Usos.
"Another Me" suddenly blares through the arena, as the lights dim. A glowing green light shines down on the stage, as one of SNME's newest stars, Jeff Hardy, makes his way out. Bouncing his head to the music, Jeff makes his way down the ramp. Jeff leaps up onto the ring apron and ducks under the top rope. He charges to the corner and leaps up onto the middle turnbuckle. Jeff poses in front of the fans, as flashes go off from all around. As Jeff climbs down, he asks for a microphone.
Jeff Hardy: Wow, I feel like I have a new lease on life! This is exciting after being screwed out of other companies for a year or so, I finally get some time in this ring.
The fans cheer for Jeff Hardy, and his return to wrestling.
Jeff Hardy: Now all of you know this isn't my furst run at it in this ring. Not too long ago I was on top of the world in another company. But this year... I finally got the offer I have been looking for. I got a call from Shawn Michaels, and I knew I had to do all I could to get back into this ring and show the world that Jeff Hardy... is nowhere near finished in this ring!
Jeff looks around at the crowd is excited to see what he can still do in the ring.
Jeff Hardy: Next week... I plan on making my debut here in SNME. I don't know who it is gonna be against. I've seen the competition this place has to offer, and it isn't going to be an easy feat scoring a victory, but I'm telling you now. Jeff Hardy will not go down without a fight!
Jeff drops the microphone, as his music blares through the arena. As Jeff leaves the ring, SNME cuts to commercial.
"The Raven" Jacob Jones vs. Mankind
(Singles Match: Raven's Rules!)
As Mankind made his way out to the ring, he hunkered down in the corner, rocking back and fourth. As Raven came out, he tossed in a trash can full of weapons along with a stop sign, and multiple other weapons. Before Mankind could get to his feet, Raven stomped him back down, driving his boot right into his face. Mankind quickly rolled out, where he pulled Jones out of the ring by his ankles. As Mankind took over the match, he used his environment to his advantage. As Mankind took things back to the ring, Jones gained the upper hand. He smashed weapon over weapon into Mankind's body, delivering tons of pain. Jones dropped Mankind to the mat with the Glimmering Warlock and picked up the victory. As Jones celebrated in the ring, a strange promo started to play.
I Need A Doctor
Or Maybe A Priest
For What I'm Thinking
Can You Help Me
They Couldn't...
"As I bow my head to you Lord, I want you to know that what I've done in the past has nothing to do with how I feel about you. You're my God and my Savior. You're everything I've ever lived for, and yet what I've almost died for. Lord, as I kneel down to you today, I want you to know that I finally made it. All because of you, I finally made it to where I want to be in life. I made it to the big time, and what a blessing it's been. You've given me my talent for a reason, and I thank you for that. This company has no idea what is coming. They think they've seen hardcore and they think they've seen brutal, but they haven't seen anything yet. Now, if you'll excuse me Savior, but I can't just sit around and talk to you all day. I have something I need to do."
His head rises, as he unwraps the barbed wire from his hands. His eyes still closed, as the wire digs in to his skin. The blood begins to poor down from his hands, landing on his white pants. By the look of the pants, this isn't their first time tasting the sweet nectar of blood. As the barbed wire finally falls to the floor with no interruption, the man takes his blood soaked hands and wipes his face down. The red liquid slowly forms on to his face, as it begins to run down his cheeks and to his neck. He continues up and his face and through his hair, as his arms collapse on to his knees. As the man begins to lift himself up, he reveals the scars, burns, tears, and scrapes all across his body. They nearly cover his entire chest and stomach, as he stands and turns his attention towards the camera for the first time. As he slowly opens his eyes, he takes a deep breath and opens his mouth.
"My name... Is Dante White. Learn that name, because you're going to be screaming a lot here soon. I just signed a contract with this company and I forgot to tell Shawn one very important thing. I'm a very.. Sick Man..."[/i]
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Mason Moore vs. Johnny Nitro
(Singles Match!)
After falling short last week, Mason Moore looked determined as ever to come out with a victory as he made his way to the ring. The cocky Johnny Nitro looked as if he had no worry in mind, but that would soon change. Mason Moore immediately went after Nitro, unleashing havoc on him. Moore nailed with impact move after impact move, wearing his body down. As Nitro caught Moore off guard with a kick to the side of the head, it looked as if he might gain the advantage. Moore quickly bounced back and ended the match with the Crucifix Driver to gain his first victory.
As All-Stars cuts to the back, we look on at Hulk Hogan, who sits in his locker room. Hogan's held is held low, staring at the floor. Something seems off with him. He doesn't seem himself. After being absent from SNME since Seven Deadly Sins, this is the first time he has been seen by anyone. Hogan slowly gets up from his chair. Hogan walks over to the door and opens as. As Hogan steps out, he suddenly bumps into someone.
: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! What in the blue hell do you think you're doing, jabroni?!?
Hulk looks up, seeing that it is the Rock.
The Rock: What's wrong Hulkster? All depressed from getting that candy ass whipped at Seven Deadly Sins? Sad because your brokeback mountain boyfriend, the Ultimate Warrior is nowhere to be seen?
Hulk Hogan: Well, let me-
The Rock: It doesn't matter why you're depressed! You see, Hogan, no one gives a damn about you anymore. No, no, no, no! No one cares about "Hulkamania," brother! What they care about is seeing guys like me! The Rock, laying the smackdown on all those candy asses out there. They don't give a damn about some old washed up man, who can hardly go at it in the ring anymore.
Hulk Hogan: Let me tell you something, Rocky! I don't give a damn what you say, brother! Atleast I'm not some Hollywood sell out that leaves the wrestling world to go make awful Disney movies. You can say all you want about me being an old man, but the truth of the matter is... those people still love me! Those people... still need me! And brother... Hulkamania is still runnin' wild!
Hulk shoves the Rock out of his way and takes off down the hallway. As the Rock is left standing there, All Stars cuts to commercial.
Seth Akira vs. "Hellman" G Stone
(Singles Match!)
Seth Akira made his way out, looking confident as ever after his huge victory at Seven Deadly Sins 2 weeks ago. Stone made his way out, looking to seek revenge on Seth for their match at Seven Deadly Sins. Stone gained the advantage to start the match, using his brute strength to his advantage. As Ston used his power to wear down Seth, it wasn't long before the tables were turned. Seth was quickly able to turn things around, catching Stone off guard. Seth shined bright, displaying the raw talent he has within him. Without hesitation, Seth nailed Stone with the Clothelines From Hell! Seth picked up the victory, showing yet again that he is one of SNME's top stars.
As SNME cuts to the back, Matt Sydal and Chris Danielson are seen talking in the hallway.
Sydal: You know something, Chris? At Highway 2 Hell, you and I are gonna tear down the house. A lot of people may not think much of our match, but once they see us in that ring... they're going to be mesmerized.
Danielson: I've always wanted an opportunity such as this, Matt, and I'm glad that my opponent happens to be you. You've done a lot in this company, and it will be an honor to fight for your championship.
As Danielson and Sydal are about to continue on their conversation, William Regal, Desmond Wolfe, and Wade Barrett approach them.
Regal: Well, well... who do we have here, gentlemen? Two peasants of the Custom division, is that right?
Sydal: Peasants? I don't know who you think you are, Regal, but I am a former World Tag Team Champion and current Custom Champion. I've done more than those two have done, that's for sure. So before you go insulting the two of us... I sugggest you take a look at our work in the ring.
Regal chuckles, as Sydal sticks his chest out.
Regal: I have a proposal for the two of you, since you seem to be such good friends. Since the Usos won't be seeing the ring next week, how about you two face these two men in a tag team match?
Sydal: You're on!
Danielson: Why wait?
Sydal shoves Regal out of the way, as he and Danielson deck Wolfe and Barrett in the face. All four men being brawling in the hall, as security comes rushing to the scene. Security guards separate the 4 men, as All Stars fades to commercial.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Anthony Ferraro
(Singles Match: Intercontinental Championship!)
Alberto Del Rio made his way out looking as arrogant as ever. As Anthony Ferraro made his way out, the crowd was highly behind him, wishing him victory by the end of the match. As the bout got under way, Del Rio and Ferraro went back and fourth, putting on a clinic for the world to see. After a while, Del Rio was able to gain the upper hand. Del Rio began to work over Ferraro's arm, weakening it for later. He drove his arm into the ground with an arm DDT, and proceeded to stomp it as hard as he could. Anthony was able to withstand the pain, as he battled back into control of the match. Ferraro delivered knee after knee to the gut of Del Rio, trying to weaken him for the finish. As Ferraro waited in the corner for the right moment, Del Rio staggered around. As Ferraro charged out of the corner, he went for it... Spea-NO! Del Rio moved, causing Ferraro to slam his shoulder right into the steel post. Holding his shoulder in aching pain, Ferraro battled on. Del Rio went for cover after cover, but Ferraro kept on kicking out. As Ferraro looked to put an end to the match, Riccardo Rodriguez managed ot get involved, nailing him in the back of the head with a set of brass knuckles. As Ferraro was knocked out, Del Rio nailed him with the Cross Arm Breaker. Ferraro could no respond, as blood poured from the back of his skull from the brass knuckles shot. The referee called for the bell, awarding Alberto Del Rio the Intercontinental Championship. As Alberto grasped the gold in his hands, he rolled out of the ring, leaving Ferraro in a bloody mess.
As All Stars returns from commercial break, Shawn Michaels is shown in his office. Shawn thumbs through papers of newest applicants to join the company's roster. A knock suddenly comes at the door, as Shawn looks up. The door opens, as Head of Security, Ron Simmons stands in the door way.
Simmons: Shawn... there's been a breach in security. They've gotten into the building.
Shawn: How did they get in? I thought we had extra security tonight?
Simmons: I'm not exactly sure, sir. But we'll get on it. I'll send guards to every way into the main arena to make sure they don't do anything.
As Ron Simmons leaves the office, Shawn slams his hands on his desk, looking to be angered majorly.
Main Event:
"The Viper" Randy Orton vs. "Soulfire" Justin Tyger
(Singles Match: World Heavyweight Championship!)
Justin Tyger made his way out first, as the crowd seemed to be behind him. With Tyger already in the ring, Orton made his way out to a round of boos. With the World Heavyweight Championship being held up by the referee, the bell sounded. Both men circled the ring, anticipating the first move. They locked up! Orton and Tyger shoved back and fourth, but it was Orton who pushed Tyger back into the corner. Orton went to work on Tyger, delivering multiple boots to the gut. Tyger battled his way out of the corner, nailing Orton with a bulldog. As Tyger looked to take control, he nailed Orton with a huge clothesline! Orton shook it off quickly, as the match continued on. Tyger and Orton went back and fourth, hitting huge move after huge move. Orton nailed the Inverted Back Breaker! Tyger hit the Tyger Suplex! Move after move, each man looked to be wearing down more and more. As Orton leapt out of nowhere, he nailed Tyger with an RKO! Orton went for the cover, but the fire insid eof Tyger allowed him to kick out. As Orton positioned himself in the corner, Tyger looked to be in for a possible career ending Punt. As Orton looked like he was about to charge at Tyger, a roar of boos came from the crowd.
Security comes rushing out to ringside, as Orton looks around trying to find out what is going on. Two men leap over the barricade and slide into the ring...
Joey Styles: It's Roy Rowe and Johnny Magnum!
Austin Owens: What in the hell are they doing here? They don't work for this company!
Rowe and Magnum immediately attack Orton and Tyger, causing their match to be thrown out. As Orton and Tyger are tossed out of the ring, Roy grabs a microphone. Security surrounds the ring, but Magnum and Rowe make sure they don't get into the ring.
Roy Rowe: Shawn Michaels! You couldn't keep us out, could you?!? Now get out here and do what's right!
Before Roy can say anything else, his microphone is cut off. Roy slams the microphone down, as security pours into the ring. Police Officers also pile into the ring, handcuffing both Johnny and Roy. As the two men are escorted up the ramp by police and security, All Stars starts to fade off the air.
Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea what in the hell is going on, but it seems as if we're being invaded!
Austin Owens: I'm getting the hell out of here before anything else happens. We'll see you next week, folks! Same time, same channel!
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