Post by thekingofkings on May 26, 2006 21:20:59 GMT -5
The camera finds itself staring down a long hallway. The cameraman begins to walk down the hallway and starts to look around. The camera shows tons of Gold Medals and framed pictures of Olympic legends. When the camera reaches the end of the hallway, a man in a blue button down dress shirt and black dress pants stands waiting with his back to the camera. He turns around to reveal himself to be Kurt Angle. He puts down the gold medal that was in his hand onto a table that sits under a picture of what seems to be a young Kurt Angle. Angle turns around and looks into the camera.
Kurt:Oh, hello. I didn't see you come in. As you can tell by looking around, we are in a gymnasium. This is the very gymnasium where I trained for the Olympics. If you take a look around, you will see many great Olympians like myself showcased on the walls. You see, if you take a look to my right, you can see a picture of me at the 1996 Summer Olympics. No, better yet, thats me WINNING the 1996 Summer Olympics. Kurt picks up the all too familiar gold medal and places it carefully around his neck. You see, this right here, is what sets me apart from every other man in this business. I busted my ass to get this, and thats more than most men can say. Now, if you would follow me. Kurt opens up a set of double doors to expose a giant gym. Inside is a giant wrestling mat in the middle of the room where 2 people are wrestling. Kurt walks in as the camera follows. This is the very gym where I trained everyday. This is where I trained through a Broken freakin' neck and the sorrow filled thoughts of my dead partner. This is where I developed my 3 I's. My Intensity, my Intelligence, and my Integrity. I have been through so many ups and downs, and they all happened here. This gym is the showcase of my talent and my Career. Speaking of the word showcase...I am in a showcase battle royal at RITJ. In this battle royal, we have Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam, Brock Lesnar, Monty Brown, Trevor Murdoch, and myself. Lets evaluate my opponents shall we? First, we have Jeff Hardy. The Charismatic Enigma. Jeff, you aren't in my league. Your not in any of our leagues. In fact, your in a league of your own.Kurt walks over to a ladder and sets it up. Your in a league of posers who jump off of ladders and call it wrestling. Jeff, there are no ladders in this match. And, there is nowhere to hide from my Ankle Lock! Next, we have RVD. Mr.420. Mr. lets go read some comics and light up a doobie. RVD, this isn't ECW. There will be no chairs for you to use in this match. This will be straight wrestling. Something you cant do RVD. Then we have Brock Lesnar. They say your the Next Big Thing. You know what I say? I say your just the next big meat head to fall at the feet of the Wrestlin' Machine. Oh yeah Brock, Here Comes The Pain. We now fall upon Monty Brown. The wild animal king of the Serengeti. This Saturday, I become the hunter of the Serengeti. I will become King of The Jungle. I hear you like to pounce on men. Well I like to break their ankles. Finally, we have Trevor Murdoch.Kurt laughs a bit then spits, imitating Trevor. Lets think 'bout that. Trevor Murdoch, you are a sorry piece of Hillbilly trash. You may as well stick to your bar brawls, because you cant handle this Wrestlin' Machine. But I will end that, and your career. I will break your damn Ankle! At RITJ, I will once again prove why they call me The Wrestlin' Machine! Oh its true......Its DAMN TRUE! Kurt goes over to 2 men that are training. He unbuttons his shirt and takes it off. He goes over to one of the men, and acts like he wants to shake his hand. But instead, he belly to belly suplexes him. He then Angle Slams the other one. He locks in the ankle lock on one as he begins to tap furiously. He lets go and hooks it onto someone else. The camera fades to black as Kurt Angle stands triumphantly over the 2 men yelling furiously.
Kurt:Oh, hello. I didn't see you come in. As you can tell by looking around, we are in a gymnasium. This is the very gymnasium where I trained for the Olympics. If you take a look around, you will see many great Olympians like myself showcased on the walls. You see, if you take a look to my right, you can see a picture of me at the 1996 Summer Olympics. No, better yet, thats me WINNING the 1996 Summer Olympics. Kurt picks up the all too familiar gold medal and places it carefully around his neck. You see, this right here, is what sets me apart from every other man in this business. I busted my ass to get this, and thats more than most men can say. Now, if you would follow me. Kurt opens up a set of double doors to expose a giant gym. Inside is a giant wrestling mat in the middle of the room where 2 people are wrestling. Kurt walks in as the camera follows. This is the very gym where I trained everyday. This is where I trained through a Broken freakin' neck and the sorrow filled thoughts of my dead partner. This is where I developed my 3 I's. My Intensity, my Intelligence, and my Integrity. I have been through so many ups and downs, and they all happened here. This gym is the showcase of my talent and my Career. Speaking of the word showcase...I am in a showcase battle royal at RITJ. In this battle royal, we have Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam, Brock Lesnar, Monty Brown, Trevor Murdoch, and myself. Lets evaluate my opponents shall we? First, we have Jeff Hardy. The Charismatic Enigma. Jeff, you aren't in my league. Your not in any of our leagues. In fact, your in a league of your own.Kurt walks over to a ladder and sets it up. Your in a league of posers who jump off of ladders and call it wrestling. Jeff, there are no ladders in this match. And, there is nowhere to hide from my Ankle Lock! Next, we have RVD. Mr.420. Mr. lets go read some comics and light up a doobie. RVD, this isn't ECW. There will be no chairs for you to use in this match. This will be straight wrestling. Something you cant do RVD. Then we have Brock Lesnar. They say your the Next Big Thing. You know what I say? I say your just the next big meat head to fall at the feet of the Wrestlin' Machine. Oh yeah Brock, Here Comes The Pain. We now fall upon Monty Brown. The wild animal king of the Serengeti. This Saturday, I become the hunter of the Serengeti. I will become King of The Jungle. I hear you like to pounce on men. Well I like to break their ankles. Finally, we have Trevor Murdoch.Kurt laughs a bit then spits, imitating Trevor. Lets think 'bout that. Trevor Murdoch, you are a sorry piece of Hillbilly trash. You may as well stick to your bar brawls, because you cant handle this Wrestlin' Machine. But I will end that, and your career. I will break your damn Ankle! At RITJ, I will once again prove why they call me The Wrestlin' Machine! Oh its true......Its DAMN TRUE! Kurt goes over to 2 men that are training. He unbuttons his shirt and takes it off. He goes over to one of the men, and acts like he wants to shake his hand. But instead, he belly to belly suplexes him. He then Angle Slams the other one. He locks in the ankle lock on one as he begins to tap furiously. He lets go and hooks it onto someone else. The camera fades to black as Kurt Angle stands triumphantly over the 2 men yelling furiously.