Post by Soulfire on Jan 10, 2009 4:42:14 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Silent Night, Violent Night!
Live! From Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York!
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“Ever Wanted to Dance” plays at “Dirty” Harry struts out of the curtain to open up our Pay Per View.. He makes is way to the ring, ignore the extended hands..
“Time of Dying” plays as the crowd erupts for the former Custom Champion.. He walks down the ramp, slapping hands..
Magnum begins to climb in the ring, but Harry jumps Magnum at the bell.. He slams Magnum with punches and kicks.. Harry controls Magnum without fault.. He whips Magnum into the ropes.. He signals for the middle rope Death Valley driver already!! Harry sets Magnum on the ropes, and climbs up, and puts Magnum on his shoulders.. Johnny struggles a bit, before Johnny slides down back on the rope.. Out of nowhere, Johnny kicks Harry in the head!!
Harry goes limp and falls off the ropes.. Magnum stands himself, and dives with a leg drop!! But Harry moves!! Harry goes for a quick pin, which gets no count, as Magnum quickly rolls out of the ring.. Harry regains himself and charges off the ropes!! Magnum sees this, and runs off.. Harry stops himself before he dives.. Magnum jumps up on the apron, and jumps, kicking Harry in the head.. Harry falls out on the ropes.. Magnum grabs Harry’s head, and jumps off the apron, choking Harry.. Harry flops over, as Magnum rolls in the ring.. Harry stirs, as Magnum lets him.. Harry gets on his hands and knees, as Magnum drops a knee on Harry’s head.. Magnum drops elbows to Harry’s head, and goes for the pin!!
1...2..
Harry kicks out!! Magnum stands up and signals for the Gun Shot!! Harry staggers up as Magnum goes for the Gun Shot!! Harry throws him off, and kicks Magnum in the midsection.. Harry sets Magnum up for a Powerbomb!! Magnum drops out of it….. GUN SHOT!! Magnum goes for the pin!!
1.…2.…3!!
NO!!! Harry grabs the ropes!! Magnum jumps up, thinking he’s won.. The ref stops Magnum and explains to him the rope break, but Harry rolls him up!!
1...2...
Magnum rolls out!! Magnum attempts a Gunshot!! No!! Harry spins the ref around, and in the confusion, Harry kicks Magnum right in the ballbag!! Harry laughs, and points to his brain.. He throws Magnum into the ropes, and sets up for the Death Valley Driver again!! Harry has Magnum up!! He jumps!!
Death Valley Dri-…
NO!!! Magnum reverses in midair into the Gun Shot!! Cover!!
1...2...3!!!
Magnum wins!! Magnum jumps up, and seeks confirmation on the win.. As “Time of Dying” plays, he begins to celebrate his win..
We cut to Earlier Today, to a Santa Village with Santa sitting in a chair with a line of kids.. He hands a gift to a child, as the child walks off..
???: ME NEXT!!! ME NEXT!!!
Everyone turns their attention to a grown man running up the line, knocking kids over.. He jumps in the Santa’s lap.. This man is, who else, Shawn Michaels..
Shawn: For Christmas I want a Red Ryder BB Gu-…
Shawn shimmies around a bit..
Shawn: This feels familiar…
He looks at the Santa, and pulls the beard off!!! He gasps as the Santa is revealed as…… Casey Kage?!
Shawn: IMPOSTER!!! IMPOS-…… CASEY!!!!!
Casey:……. Uhh… Hey!!!
Shawn: What’s up man!??!?!
Casey: This would be better if you weren’t giving me a lap dance right now…… That’s a candy bar by the way….
Shawn:…. Oh… phew…
Shawn hops up, as Casey stands up and declares the line closed, as a chorus of moans come from the kids..
Shawn: COME ON!!
Shawn charges off, as Casey follows, but gets stopped by a young child..
Child: Sir…. What’s a lap dance??
Casey:……. Uhh… Get back to me in a few years…
Casey awkwardly walks off..
As “The Rock Says” blares over the PA system in the arena, fans everywhere rise to their feet, giving the man one hell of an ovation. The Rock pulls the curtains back and swings on to the stage, a wide, confident grin marked on his face. The Rock starts to sway down the ramp, looking around at the fans who pack the arena for SNME’s “Holiday Show”. He tags some of the hands of lucky fans while he walks towards his destination, the ring. Rock climbs up the steps and makes his way into the ring as heavy “Rocky” chants pick up all over the arena. Rock throws his hands up as the music dies down…
“Next Big Thing” hits the PA system, the fans are all given to boos, chewing out the arrogant beast as he makes his way out of the back and onto the stage. Brock’s large muscles move and become apparent as he jumps side to side on the top of the ramp. Lesnar makes his way down the ramp, not giving the fans a second of his time. He leaps onto the apron and pulls himself under the ropes and into the ring. He stares at Rock, as the ref enters and his music dies down. The ref calls for the bell, signaling the star of the match.
DING! DING! DING!
The two don’t hesitate to get the match started. Brock jumps at Rock, throwing a headlock on him. Rock quickly picks up Brock and slams him down to the mat. Both men roll up to their feet as quickly as possible. Brock charges Rock, trying to connect with a clothesline, but Rock ducks and bounces off the ropes. Rock, getting caught up in his moment, gets slammed back by Brock, with a rib rumbling spear! Brock gets to feet and yells in rage as Rock stumbles to his feet. Brock Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle, and quickly charges him. He slams Rock’s upper back and neck into the turnbuckle with a clothesline. Rock falls to his knees. Brock continues to beating, stomping Rock over and over. He attempts to pick him up, but Rock pushes him back. Brock steps up to a slap in the face by The Rock. Brock spins around, grasping his face. He turns around to see Rock, gazing right back at him.
Brock swings with a right, but Rock ducks. A left, Rock ducks. Rock connects with a right! A left! A right! Rock picks Brock up on his shoulders and quickly slams him down with a Samoan Drop! Rock sits up, with a grin on his face. He gets up and sways his arm back and forth over Brock. He bounces off the rope, and gets ready to hit the People’s Elbow! He drops down, Brock rolls out of the way!! Causing Rock to crash his elbow on the canvas. Brock quickly begins stomping on a downed Rock. Targeting the elbow, mainly. Brock drags Rock toward the turnbuckle and rolls out of the ring. He pulls Rock’s arm back and slams it against the poll. He rolls into the ring, and applies an arm bar. Rock screams in pain, trying to pull to the ropes.
Rock rolls over, just barely enough to break Brock’s arms apart. Brock rolls up to his feet quickly. Rock struggles. Brock chargers and goes for a clothesline, but Rock ducks underneath and catches Brock. He lifts him up and slams him down to the mat for a ROCK BOTTOM! Rock lays on the mat for a few seconds, before throwing his arm over Brock’s chest, covering him for a pin.
1…2… Kick Out!
Rock rolls over on his back, panting in disbelief. Him and Brock both get up. Rock slings his arms under Brock’s arm pit again. He lifts him up… and slams him down, for a second Rock Bottom. This time, Rock gets on his feet. He pulls off his elbow pad and throws it out into the crowd. He bounces off the ropes and slams his injured elbow into Brock’s chest. Rock holds his elbow, obviously in a state of pain. Yet, he manages to throw his arm over, pinning Brock.
1…2…3!
Rock did it! Rock has defeated Brock Lesnar! Rock gets to his feet, as “The Rock Smells”. He celebrates on the turnbuckle and with the fans..
We cut backstage, to Shawn walking down the hallway.. He stops, as we pan back to see Ken Kennedy..
Kennedy: Hey Shawn…
Shawn: Hey Kennedy……….
Kennedy: I sa-…
Shawn stops Kennedy..
Shawn:….. Kennedy…. Alright, go on..
Kennedy: Gimmick stealer….. Anyway… I saw you and Casey today.. How’s he doing??
Shawn: He’s good.. He’s really gone down the job mountain after he left…
Kennedy: Yeah… I remember when we were in NWO together… Didn’t he…. Throw you through a glass cell??
Shawn:…
Kennedy:…. I’m just kiddin’ ya man..
Kennedy slaps Shawn on the shoulder.
Kennedy: Guess I’ll see you out there, huh??
Shawn: Yeah, we will…
Kennedy walks off, as Shawn looks back at him..
“Almost Easy” plays as Shane Whelan walks out down the ramp..
“If Only You Could See Into My Soul” plays as Sydal hops out, and ina flash is down the ramp and in the ring..
Sydal and Whelan lock up. Sydal gets a headlock takeover. Whelan gets a headlock takeover. They go at a stalemate. Sydal goes for a quick victory roll. But Whelan drops Sydal in an electric chair drop. Whalen sets Sydal up for a suplex and hits it.
1... Sydal kicks out.
Whelan drops an elbow and covers again.
1...2... Sydal kicks out.
Whelan goes up top for a top rope elbow drop. Sydal moves! Whelan comes crashing down and hurting inside. Sydal picks him up and nails a falcon arrow.
1....2... Whelan kicks out!
Sydal picks him up and hits the Here It is Driver!
1...2.... Whelan barely kicks out!
Whelan is still down. Sydal goes up top. But Whelan recovers and goes for a dropkick. But Sydal swats him away. Whelan gets on top with Sydal and Sydal hits a sunset powerbomb! Sydal goes back up. Shooting Star Press!
1.. 2...3!
Seth’s theme hits the PA system, and he gets a mixed reaction. He makes his way down to the ring, fast paced. He slides under it and props himself up on the turnbuckle, as the camera picks up “welcome back” signs from the crowd. Seth waits for his opponent… staring at the entrance…
“End of a Heartache” plays, as the Hellman begins his journey to the squared circle. Stone quickly makes his way to the ring… and into it. Him and Seth stare each other down, as the ref rings the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
Seth, showing some rust, gets locked in a headlock early on by Stone. He finds his way out of it, and goes for a quick pin. G Stone kicks out before the 1. They both pop to their feet quickly… as they look at each other. Seth and Stone lock up again. Seth wrestles Stone to the ground, and locks in a side headlock. Stone bridges out of it, and pushes Akira against the ropes. Stone leaps up, and connects with a drop kick square in Seth’s nose. Stone gets up and smirks. He picks him up and drags him to the center. Stone starts to stomp the Darkbeast. Stone bends over to pick Seth up. He locks his head under his arms and slams him to the mat with a DDT. Stone climbs the turnbuckle and connects with the Highway to Hell. He covers!
1…2… Kick Out!!
Stone gets up. Wiping a small drip of sweat from his forehead. He lifts Seth in the air, but Seth struggles, getting free. Seth bounces off the ropes and jumps on Stone, getting him in a ground and pound mount. He jabs him, rights and lefts. He gets up and runs around the ring, adrenaline rushing through his veins. He charges Stone who is groggy on his feet. Stone rolls out of the way of a spear. Seth gets up, Stone lifts him in the air…. Jackhammer!
1…2…3!
We cut to the back, the image is shaky, and pointed to the ground..
???: What’s going on here?!? What happened!?!?!
The camera rises up to reveal Ken Kennedy laying on the ground, bloody and knocked out, with referees, Justin Tyger, and others standing over him..
Tyger: What happened?!?!?
Ref: I don’t know I walked up and he was like th-….
???: Help!!! Over here!! Something wrong!!
The camera, and Justin Tyger charge to a different room, where Matt Sydal is standing over a downed Shawn Michaels..
Tyger: What happened?!
Sydal: I have no clue.. Whoever got Kennedy must have got Shawn too!!
Tyger: Shawn…. SHAWN!! Wake up!!
Sydal: Who could have done this??
Tyger: I don’t know… I guess this match isn’t gonna happen, huh??
Sydal: Yeah, well, you have a match to get ready for, so, you better go..
Tyger: Tell me if you learn anything man..
Sydal: Alright..
Tyger slowly gets up and walks away..
“What Kammy Wants” plays as Kammy walks down the ramp into the ring..
“Final Countdown” plays as Bryan Danielson walks out.. He climbs in the ring and poses, just in time for the fans to sing with his theme..
Danielson and Kammy lock up in the ring.. Kammy takes control at first, as Danielson is timid to wrestle with Kammy.. Kammy let’s go, and the two lock up again.. Kammy lets go, and slaps Danielson.. Danielson goes after Kammy, losing all timidness.. He attacks Kammy’s back and neck.. He works over her back and neck, not letting up for a second.. Kammy bails out of the ring, but Danielson follows her, and stays on her back..
1...2...3
Danielson picks Kammy up and drops her on the security rail with a backdrop suplex..
4...5...6
Danielson rolls in the ring to break the count.. He walks back out and goes back after Kammy..
1...2...3
Danielson throws Kammy onto the ramp, and slams her onto the steel..
4...5...6
Danielson grabs Kammy’s arms and locks in the Cattle Mutilation!!
7...8...9
Danielson wrenches in more!!
10!!
The ref calls for the bell, as Danielson lets go, and stands up and stares at Kammy.. He looks around, and walks to the back..
“Headstrong” plays and The Roy walks to the ring.. He climbs in the ring and stand in wait for his opponent.. Suddenly, the lights go out..
???: They’ve called me back… Back into hiding… I must do this now… There is no reason for Scott Levy to stay…….
The lights come back on, as Roy and the ref stand confused.. The ref has no choice but to count Raven out, as The Roy picks up the win by default..
We cut to the back, to Todd Grisham..
Todd: Hello everyone I am Todd Grisham here with the SNME Money in the Bank holder, the Gold Standard, Shelton Benjamin…
We pan out to reveal Shelton Benjamin, standing with his Briefcase..
Todd: Shelton, tonight you face Randy Orton, your thoughts on Randy??
Shelton: Tonight, I face Randy Orton.. The two of us are very much alike.. When we came in, we were both the next superstars.. We were the rising stars of SNME.. But, unlike Randy..
Shelton holds up his briefcase..
Shelton: I??…. Didn’t screw it up.. Unlike you, Randy, I didn’t drop the ball…Randy, you may have been a legend killer, but that was about it... You never reached the top you never left a legacy like The Gold Standard! And Randy, where you failed i succeeded... You lose to Justin Tyger, I eliminate him in the King of the Jungle battle royal. You lose to The Roy at Wrestlefest, I beat him one night before he wins the World Championship! And tonight? I’m gonna prove there ain’t no stopping me, nnnooowww!!
"Voices” plays as Randy Orton walks out to the ring, and does his pose on the turnbuckles..
“Ain’t No Stoppin’ Me” plays as Shelton Benjamin struts out with his Money in the Bank briefcase..
The match starts with Orton taking control.. Orton keeps it before Shelton slyly slips out of a hammerlock and takes Orton down.. Shelton and Orton go back and forth, before Orton takes Shelton down.. He backs up and takes a swing at Shelton with his foot!! Shelton shoots backward and misses it!! Shelton and Orton face off, before the lock up as Shelton gets control.. The two wrestle longer, before Orton goes for an RKO!! Shelton blocks it, and goes for the Paydirt, but Orton block it too!!
The two quickly lock up, Orton kicks Shelton in the midsection, and shoots off the ropes as Orton throws a clothesline… But Shelton ducks, as Orton takes out the ref!!
Orton turns around into Shelton! Paydir-… Orton reverses it into a RKO!! Orton pins him!!!
1...2...3!!!
But the ref is down!!! Orton walks over the ref, as Shelton rolls out of the ring.. After getting the ref to finally stir, Orton turns around… And gets blasted with the Money in the Bank Briefcase!! The ref is up, and Shelton still has the case!!! Shelton doesn’t know what to do as the ref turns around!!! Shelton simply drops the case and falls down, as the ref turns and doesn’t know what to do, as both men are down and the case is in the middle of it all!! The ref grabs the case and throws it away.. Shelton slowly crawls to Orton and pins him!!
1...2...
No!!!! Orton gets the shoulder up!! Shelton picks Orton up!! Paydirt!!! No!!! Orton reverses!! RK-… No!!! Shelton pushes him off!! Paydirt!! Orton collapses to the mat!! Cover!!
1...2...3!!!
Shelton stands up as “Ain’t No Stopping Me” plays, as Shelton poses with his case, and smiles..
We cut backstage to Jeremy Borash..
JB: Welcome fans, JB here with one of the men wrestling next, and is no doubt a personal friend of mine… “Soulfire” Justin Tyger, and Beth Phoenix..
The camera pans back to reveal Tyger and Beth standing beside Jeremy..
JB: Well, all things that have happened to Shawn and Kennedy aside, you have a match, that has to be one of the most anticipated rematches for the past 2 years, Justin Tyger versus Joey Leone 2, thoughts on the rematch??
Tyger: I don’t know who attacked Kennedy and Shawn, but.. I guess I gotta forget about that huh?? There’s other tasks at hand here.. As you said, Jeremy, tonight I face someone who I personally predicted would go places.. And lets face it.. He did.. And he went farther than I did.. But Leone, doesn’t mix that up.. Maybe you did go farther than I did.. Maybe you are one of the best in SNME.. But remember.. I am just that much better than you are.. Proven two years ago when I beat you in the first place.. And tonight? Will be no different.. If tonight is the night that SNME goes out.. Then I am going out with it, on top…. Of the world..
'Cause all the roads they lead to where you are, and all the streetlights shine like they were stars.. That's where you are.. Let's spend tonight on top of the world, and we can do anything, We can be anything.. I'll meet you tonight on top of the world.. As real as it seems, You're only in my dreams..
Tonight… I’ll be setting SNME’s souls on fire….. One last time…
Tyger walks off, leaving Beth and Jeremy..
Beth: God… I love when he talks like that…. I have no clue what he meant… But…. Wow..
Beth walks off as Jeremy stands confused..
“Coming Home” plays as Joey Leone intensely charges to the ring.. He rolls in the ring and poses in the corner..
“Cocaine Cowboys” plays as “Soulfire” Justin Tyger walks out with Beth Phoenix.. They walk down the ramp, slapping hands.. Tyger walks up the stairs, and whips his feet, before climbing in the ring and throwing up The Horns..
Joey Leone starts off with a collar-to-elbow tie-up. He throws an elbow strike that rocks Tyger. Tyger shrugs it off and rolls out of the ring. He take a break. Tyger goes back into the ring. Leone throws another elbow strike, this time, rocking Tyger even more and another elbow strike knocks Tyger into the corner. Leone lights Tyger up with stiff chops. Tyger's chest is red. Tyger looks at his chest and chops Leone right in the face, busting his nose. Tyger dropkicks Leone and covers him.
1...2... Kick out!!
Tyger puts Leone in an abdominal stretch. He switches it up into the dragon sleeper. Leone gets to the ropes. Tyger picks him up, goes for the Deathstar! Leone rolls through into a sunset flip, rolls through that, POWERBOMB! He covers.
1...2.... Tyger kicks out!
Leone sets Tyger in a seated position and delivers a stiff kick to the chest of Tyger. And another... and another... and another... and another! Tyger rolls out of the ring holding his chest. Leone comes running off with a tope con hilo, landing in the front row in the process. Leone throws Tyger back into the ring and covers him.
1...2... Tyger kicks out!
Leone is pumped. He picks up Tyger and kicks him, chops him, kicks him, chops him and THEN KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD! He picks Tyger up and hits a brainbuster.
1...2.... Tyger kicks out!
Tyger is feeling a rush of adrenaline. He gets up and chops Leone in the throat. He throws Leone into the corner and machine gun chops the throat of Leone of Leone! Tyger runs to the opposite corner and hits a running Yakuza kick to the throat of Leone. Leone is coughing up blood and spitting it up. Leone is pissed. He gets up and delivers open-hand strikes to Tyger's face, lighting him up. Tyger tries rolling out of the ring. Leone grabs him. GERMAN SUPLEX HOLD!
1....2.... and Tyger kicks out!
He picks up Tyger and delivers multiple Germans! But he's too tired to make the cover after the fifth one. He finally makes the cover!!
1...2... Tyger rolls out of it!!
Leone slowly picks Tyger up and Tyger gets in a small package hold!
1...2.... Leone kicks out!
Small package again from Tyger!
1...2....Leone kicks out!
Tyger goes for the Deathstar again and hits it!
1....2.... 3!!
NO!!! Leone gets the rope break!!!!
Tyger is signaling for the Northern Lights Bomb. He has Leone halfway and Leone delivers a knee to the head of Tyger. Leone runs off the ropes and hits a lariat that knocks Tyger into the ropes. Tyger is tied up. Leone just kicks away at the chest of Tyger. He gets him out and goes for a German, Tyger blocks and hits Leone with a spinning heel kick. Tyger hits a German and then kicks the head of Leone. He picks him up and hits the Northern Lights Bomb.
1...2...3!
Tyger falls to the ground, as the ref raises his hand.. Tyger gets up and is greeted with a hug from Beth.. Tyger walks over to Leone, and helps him up.. Leone and Tyger stare at each other.. Tyger extends his hand.. Leone looks at it, before his angrily waves it off and walks away.. Tyger stands motionless for a second, before he gets a microphone..
Tyger: Well… Here we are.. The lonely road, the one that I should try to walk alone.
I'll be home tonight, take a breath and softly say goodbye, and pick the pieces up…. Pick the pieces up, just pick the pieces up….
….Goodbye
Goodbye you great fans, Goodbye the boys in the back, Goodbye to dreams, hopes, fears…
Goodbye to SNME…
It’s time to pick the pieces up..
Tyger drops the microphone, and bows to the four corners of the fans, before he puts his arm around Beth, and walks out of the SNME arena.. After a few moments, he walks out with a handful of knickknacks.. He gets in the ring, and sets up a folding chair in the ring.. He places an SNME shirt on the chair, and salutes it, before he exit’s the ring, and the SNME arena for the last time..