Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 15:55:29 GMT -5
My turmoil roleplay..
« Thread Started on Feb 20, 2006, 8:47pm »
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*Cameras are shown backstage as, they open a door. They see kids sitting at desk, looking at pictures. They now here noise coming from inside. It’s Matt Striker teaching a class of 7th graders. *
Matt Striker- Now class, who can tell me what the picture on my desk is of?
*He holds up the picture so the students can see the picture*
CLASS- Tag Team Title Belts.
Matt Striker- Very good, very good. Now, let me give you a lesson about this title. See these titles; have been held by some of the greatest wrestlers in history. The Dudleys, Edge and Christian, The Freebirds, and much more! See wouldn’t this look great around me. The gold would fit me perfectly, wouldn’t it class?
*The class nods their heads, as Striker turns around and sees the cameraman*
Matt Striker- Ah, I see we have visitors! Maybe they’d like to learn a lesson in both note taking, and winning a battle. Now class please take out a piece of loose-leaf paper. Were going to take a pop quiz. Here are some questions for you to answer:
Who will be the longest reigning Tag Team Champion?
Who will kick The Hardys’s as.. I mean bottom.
Who will take home the gold, and polish that bad boy everyday.
*Striker collects the sheets, and goes through with them. Everyone seems to have gotten the last question wrong. *
Matt Striker- Well, I have good news for you class. You all passed the test! By one point! See you got one question wrong. The last one, you all put my name down for it. You seem to have mistaken it. The answer was Matt and Jeff Hardy. See they think their great because they are extreme. See, they think they are so daring, and such. See I don’t need that in MY CLASSROOM! Extreme and daring is not what wrestling is about. Bobby, please go to the bookshelf and get a dictionary for me.
*Bobby walks over to the shelf and picks out a large dictionary. He hands it to Striker, and he looks up the word wrestling. He closes the book and walks over to the board. *
Matt Striker- Class, please take out another piece of loose-leaf paper. We have to write a definition down. Visitors, there’s paper to your right, please grab some as well and take some notes.
*Striker takes a piece of chalk and walks over to the board. He writes the definition of wrestling down, and walks back to his desk. *
Matt Striker- Please Bobby read aloud the definition that is on the board.
Bobby- To contend by grappling and attempting to throw or immobilize one's opponent, especially under contest rules. To contend or struggle. To strive in an effort to master something.
Matt Striker- Great job Bobby. Now see Hardys, no where in those 3 definitions does it say crazy, or extreme. So that means that your style of wrestling, is nothing to us good wrestlers. We don’t go around, jumping off the top rope, do we? We have a style much better than yours. Come this next Saturday, those Tag Team championships will be around OUR waist.
*A knock is heard at the door, Striker walks over. He smiles through the window and opens the door. A man walks through, and looks at the children. He goes and sits down at a desk special for him. *
Matt Striker- Class, I’d like you all to meet the man who will be wearing the second tag team title belt after this Saturday Night Turmoil. This class, is Kevin.
CLASS- Good Afternoon Kevin.
*Kevin stands up, and waves at the class, he sits back down. Striker is now back in the front of the room, waiting to speak. *
Matt Striker- Now Kevin, if you don’t mind, could you maybe say a few things to the Hardy Boys. Oh, and please, keep it appropriate for the class.
*Kevin stands up, and walks to the front of the room. He paces back and forth before he starts to speak. He looks at the camera and starts to talk*
Kevin- Hardys, Vince made a very bad a decision about putting to great wrestlers together as a team to face you two worthless punks. He also made a good decision. He practically handed us the tag team titles. I’ll tell you why. I haven’t had many matches, but I know that you guys aren’t wrestlers. You haven’t seen wrestling. He made a good decision by putting the tag titles onto good wrestlers waists. See, not only will we defeat you, but also we will hurt you so bad that you will neve..
*Kevin is cut off by Striker, and he begins to talk. *
Matt Striker- All right Kevin, you’re getting out of hand. Let’s just say this. Hardys, mark this down as your last match, because after were done with you, you’ll never be back into wrestling.
*Sriker and Kevin shake hands, and they walk out of the room laughing. They look back into the camera, and smile as the cameras have a shot of them walking down the hall. The cameras cut back into the classroom as they see the students huddled under their desks, scared. The camera fades to a black. *
« Thread Started on Feb 20, 2006, 8:47pm »
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*Cameras are shown backstage as, they open a door. They see kids sitting at desk, looking at pictures. They now here noise coming from inside. It’s Matt Striker teaching a class of 7th graders. *
Matt Striker- Now class, who can tell me what the picture on my desk is of?
*He holds up the picture so the students can see the picture*
CLASS- Tag Team Title Belts.
Matt Striker- Very good, very good. Now, let me give you a lesson about this title. See these titles; have been held by some of the greatest wrestlers in history. The Dudleys, Edge and Christian, The Freebirds, and much more! See wouldn’t this look great around me. The gold would fit me perfectly, wouldn’t it class?
*The class nods their heads, as Striker turns around and sees the cameraman*
Matt Striker- Ah, I see we have visitors! Maybe they’d like to learn a lesson in both note taking, and winning a battle. Now class please take out a piece of loose-leaf paper. Were going to take a pop quiz. Here are some questions for you to answer:
Who will be the longest reigning Tag Team Champion?
Who will kick The Hardys’s as.. I mean bottom.
Who will take home the gold, and polish that bad boy everyday.
*Striker collects the sheets, and goes through with them. Everyone seems to have gotten the last question wrong. *
Matt Striker- Well, I have good news for you class. You all passed the test! By one point! See you got one question wrong. The last one, you all put my name down for it. You seem to have mistaken it. The answer was Matt and Jeff Hardy. See they think their great because they are extreme. See, they think they are so daring, and such. See I don’t need that in MY CLASSROOM! Extreme and daring is not what wrestling is about. Bobby, please go to the bookshelf and get a dictionary for me.
*Bobby walks over to the shelf and picks out a large dictionary. He hands it to Striker, and he looks up the word wrestling. He closes the book and walks over to the board. *
Matt Striker- Class, please take out another piece of loose-leaf paper. We have to write a definition down. Visitors, there’s paper to your right, please grab some as well and take some notes.
*Striker takes a piece of chalk and walks over to the board. He writes the definition of wrestling down, and walks back to his desk. *
Matt Striker- Please Bobby read aloud the definition that is on the board.
Bobby- To contend by grappling and attempting to throw or immobilize one's opponent, especially under contest rules. To contend or struggle. To strive in an effort to master something.
Matt Striker- Great job Bobby. Now see Hardys, no where in those 3 definitions does it say crazy, or extreme. So that means that your style of wrestling, is nothing to us good wrestlers. We don’t go around, jumping off the top rope, do we? We have a style much better than yours. Come this next Saturday, those Tag Team championships will be around OUR waist.
*A knock is heard at the door, Striker walks over. He smiles through the window and opens the door. A man walks through, and looks at the children. He goes and sits down at a desk special for him. *
Matt Striker- Class, I’d like you all to meet the man who will be wearing the second tag team title belt after this Saturday Night Turmoil. This class, is Kevin.
CLASS- Good Afternoon Kevin.
*Kevin stands up, and waves at the class, he sits back down. Striker is now back in the front of the room, waiting to speak. *
Matt Striker- Now Kevin, if you don’t mind, could you maybe say a few things to the Hardy Boys. Oh, and please, keep it appropriate for the class.
*Kevin stands up, and walks to the front of the room. He paces back and forth before he starts to speak. He looks at the camera and starts to talk*
Kevin- Hardys, Vince made a very bad a decision about putting to great wrestlers together as a team to face you two worthless punks. He also made a good decision. He practically handed us the tag team titles. I’ll tell you why. I haven’t had many matches, but I know that you guys aren’t wrestlers. You haven’t seen wrestling. He made a good decision by putting the tag titles onto good wrestlers waists. See, not only will we defeat you, but also we will hurt you so bad that you will neve..
*Kevin is cut off by Striker, and he begins to talk. *
Matt Striker- All right Kevin, you’re getting out of hand. Let’s just say this. Hardys, mark this down as your last match, because after were done with you, you’ll never be back into wrestling.
*Sriker and Kevin shake hands, and they walk out of the room laughing. They look back into the camera, and smile as the cameras have a shot of them walking down the hall. The cameras cut back into the classroom as they see the students huddled under their desks, scared. The camera fades to a black. *