Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 15:28:33 GMT -5
Turmoil RP
« Thread Started on Jan 30, 2006, 7:59pm »
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The lights dim, as a camera is pointed off stage right. A wrestler in a suit comes out to his entrance music.
Don't stop, don't stop the feet
Won't stop, won't stop the beat
and GO
Everybody,
move you're feet,
and feel united ohohoh
Yeah, we goin' down town., oh yeah
d-d-don't stop the beat
I c-c-can't control the feet
p-p-people in the streets
com'on everybody, move your feet
Don't stop, (don't stop) don't stop, the beat
I can't stop, (can't stop) can't stop the beat
I won't stop, (won't stop) won't stop the beat
And GO
Everybody,
move your feet,
and feel united ohohoh
Yeah, we going down town, oh yeah
s-s-sing my song and
y-y-you sing along, just
p-p-put my record on
and all of your troubles are dead and gone
Don't stop, (don’t stop) don't stop, the beat
I can't stop, (can't stop) can't stop the beat
I won't stop, (won't stop) won't stop the beat
And GO
Matt Striker walks out in a dressy look. He walks over and rights his name, STRIKER, on the board.
Matt Striker- Hello every retarted fan in Baltimore! Everyone should know my name as of now, because I am only the best wrestler in NHBWO! If you didn't know, hello, I'm Matt Striker. A former teacher in Queens, Long Island New York, and I was fired for wrestling in Japan and right here on Raw. Well, who the fuck cares about that stupid job anymore.! I am here to teach all of you idiotic fans on how to pay attention in STRIKERS CLASSROOM. See, he is the greatest wrestler to ever be in the NHBWO. And it will stay that way. Well everyone nows that on February the 10th, Matt Striker will be wrestling in the battle royal for the Custom Title, and a shot at the NHBWO TITLE!
A mix of cheers and boos are heard. As he walks away from the chalkboard he speaks more, as he sits on his desk.
Matt Striker- Now, for this battle royal I think all of you should listen carefully, considering your Baltimore brains may be a bit to small for your heads. Now, in that ring 6 other women.. *clears throat*.. I mean men, will be facing the greatest wrestler which is me. Being a school teacher, I'm smarter than everyone here. See when I throw each and every person out of that ring, their going to go over at angles. See this is a lesson, exclusive to Matt Strikers teaching. Everytime I throw a person out of the ring, Their going to go 360 degrees. Which is a full circle for all you idiotic people. When I start to throw them, they will be at 90, then as I throw them half way out, thats 180 degrees. Understand?
Matt Striker- I highly doubt that you knew that. Considering you all are very stupid. SO ANYWAYS.. Me and one other competitor will only be in one match. So the chances of me winning are 1:5. Considering, one other person is not wrestling. See, I will win this, and no one is stoping me. Except that puny Chris Jericho..
*Fans start to cheer! Matt Striker looks disgusted..*
Matt Striker- See, he is not all that great. He calls himself the Ayyatolah of Rock and Rolla. Well I give him the name of Shittiest, and most concieted person on this planet! See he'll be the first horrible student to leave my classroom. And no one.. and I mean no one will stop me! Not a single stupid sole will defeat me. See I'm the only great wrestling in NHBWO. That custom.. thats nothing to what I will be wearing around my waist. See, I am the greatest, living and walking wrestler on this planet. No longer am I not only the smartest, but I have the best wrestling skills. I could teach you loads of things.. things you probably never would have known. I could teach you how to win a match. Knowing all of the other stupid wrestlers, they couldn't even last five minutes!, In that ring with me. See when I win at the next PPV.. you will see not one, but two wrestling title belts! Because I will defeat the next NHBWO champion, and theres not a damn thing thats stopping me!!
*Striker walks out.. and laughs at all the stupid Baltimore fans.*
« Thread Started on Jan 30, 2006, 7:59pm »
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The lights dim, as a camera is pointed off stage right. A wrestler in a suit comes out to his entrance music.
Don't stop, don't stop the feet
Won't stop, won't stop the beat
and GO
Everybody,
move you're feet,
and feel united ohohoh
Yeah, we goin' down town., oh yeah
d-d-don't stop the beat
I c-c-can't control the feet
p-p-people in the streets
com'on everybody, move your feet
Don't stop, (don't stop) don't stop, the beat
I can't stop, (can't stop) can't stop the beat
I won't stop, (won't stop) won't stop the beat
And GO
Everybody,
move your feet,
and feel united ohohoh
Yeah, we going down town, oh yeah
s-s-sing my song and
y-y-you sing along, just
p-p-put my record on
and all of your troubles are dead and gone
Don't stop, (don’t stop) don't stop, the beat
I can't stop, (can't stop) can't stop the beat
I won't stop, (won't stop) won't stop the beat
And GO
Matt Striker walks out in a dressy look. He walks over and rights his name, STRIKER, on the board.
Matt Striker- Hello every retarted fan in Baltimore! Everyone should know my name as of now, because I am only the best wrestler in NHBWO! If you didn't know, hello, I'm Matt Striker. A former teacher in Queens, Long Island New York, and I was fired for wrestling in Japan and right here on Raw. Well, who the fuck cares about that stupid job anymore.! I am here to teach all of you idiotic fans on how to pay attention in STRIKERS CLASSROOM. See, he is the greatest wrestler to ever be in the NHBWO. And it will stay that way. Well everyone nows that on February the 10th, Matt Striker will be wrestling in the battle royal for the Custom Title, and a shot at the NHBWO TITLE!
A mix of cheers and boos are heard. As he walks away from the chalkboard he speaks more, as he sits on his desk.
Matt Striker- Now, for this battle royal I think all of you should listen carefully, considering your Baltimore brains may be a bit to small for your heads. Now, in that ring 6 other women.. *clears throat*.. I mean men, will be facing the greatest wrestler which is me. Being a school teacher, I'm smarter than everyone here. See when I throw each and every person out of that ring, their going to go over at angles. See this is a lesson, exclusive to Matt Strikers teaching. Everytime I throw a person out of the ring, Their going to go 360 degrees. Which is a full circle for all you idiotic people. When I start to throw them, they will be at 90, then as I throw them half way out, thats 180 degrees. Understand?
Matt Striker- I highly doubt that you knew that. Considering you all are very stupid. SO ANYWAYS.. Me and one other competitor will only be in one match. So the chances of me winning are 1:5. Considering, one other person is not wrestling. See, I will win this, and no one is stoping me. Except that puny Chris Jericho..
*Fans start to cheer! Matt Striker looks disgusted..*
Matt Striker- See, he is not all that great. He calls himself the Ayyatolah of Rock and Rolla. Well I give him the name of Shittiest, and most concieted person on this planet! See he'll be the first horrible student to leave my classroom. And no one.. and I mean no one will stop me! Not a single stupid sole will defeat me. See I'm the only great wrestling in NHBWO. That custom.. thats nothing to what I will be wearing around my waist. See, I am the greatest, living and walking wrestler on this planet. No longer am I not only the smartest, but I have the best wrestling skills. I could teach you loads of things.. things you probably never would have known. I could teach you how to win a match. Knowing all of the other stupid wrestlers, they couldn't even last five minutes!, In that ring with me. See when I win at the next PPV.. you will see not one, but two wrestling title belts! Because I will defeat the next NHBWO champion, and theres not a damn thing thats stopping me!!
*Striker walks out.. and laughs at all the stupid Baltimore fans.*