Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 15:01:29 GMT -5
Y2J vs Raven
« Thread Started on Jan 12, 2006, 9:18pm »
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The countdown begins as the arena turns into blue
5
4
3
2
Y2J!
The ball rushes through the tube to an outline of Jericho
Come on
you know I gotcha
Come On,
Break the Walls Down!
Break down the walls
for those about to rock, set the clock
for those about to jump, I want rope
Y2J struts out of the entrance curtain to the loud, exuberant cheers of the fans here tonight. His black and white checkerboard jacket sways around his body. Jericho cockily screams towards the fans "I'm the King of the World baby!"
He turns his back to the fans and arm by arm shoots them out so his body matches that of the outline in his entrance video. After his arms are extended, a massive pyro goes off by the ramp and Y2J swings around, pumping his fist in a victory motion.
Jericho struts down the ramp flexing his muscles and blowing off the fans who try to get a high five.
Y2J climbs up the ring steps and walls on one side of the ring. He takes a big step towards the middle, and spins around grasping the ropes looking at the fans.
Jericho takes his right leg and puts it through the top and middle ropes and pumps his fist again as fans continue to cheer him wildly.
As Jericho continues into the ring, he gets into the middle and does a little dance with his feet, riling up the fans once more screaming "Yeah baby!"
Y2J walks over towards the announce table and asks for a microphone from the ring workers. He gets it and raises it up to his mouth to speak to his Jerichoholics:
"You know, ever since I debuted, I have been on Vince McMahon's bad side. Why? Who know. Maybe it was because I completely embarrassed him. Or maybe because I totally ripped into that ass clown Chris Masters. But the point is, Vince put me into a match against Raven. Raven is a difficult opponent, he plays mind games. Hey Raven you better take off all of that makeup, 'cause I don't think you're hearing correctly ass clown. I said that you should get a new gimmick maybe like a clown. Oh wait, you already are a clown! An ass-clown! (Fans pour into laughter). Listen Marilyn Manson, it's OK if I call you that right? Manson, why don't you pack up your candle, blood, make-up and whatever else you have into your little bag and leave. Y2J doesn't job to birds, you see, birds job to Y2J and this Turmoil is no different. But on to the mind games, Raven goes all goth and creepy on you, ambushes your friends, and dresses like a total queer in his skirt! It makes you not want to wrestle him. But Y2J doesn't discriminate, not against Japanese people like Tajunior. Not against homosexuals like Mitchell Cole. Not anyone. But next Saturday, I am going to physically discriminate that ass clown Raven! I will make him tap with the Liontamer, or I will pin his ass with the Lion Sault. But the fact remains: I will beat Raven. This is Chris Jericho's debut match. I am the best wrestler in the NHBWO and Raven will be the first to figure that out. Raven, whatcha gonna do when Y2J and the Jerichoholics run wild on you?"
Y2J walks up the ramp to the constant cheering of the capacity crowd.
"One last thing, Vince McMahon, you are the biggest ass clown in this entire business. Soon, you will see opposition."
Jericho drops the mic and leaves through the curtain.
« Thread Started on Jan 12, 2006, 9:18pm »
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The countdown begins as the arena turns into blue
5
4
3
2
Y2J!
The ball rushes through the tube to an outline of Jericho
Come on
you know I gotcha
Come On,
Break the Walls Down!
Break down the walls
for those about to rock, set the clock
for those about to jump, I want rope
Y2J struts out of the entrance curtain to the loud, exuberant cheers of the fans here tonight. His black and white checkerboard jacket sways around his body. Jericho cockily screams towards the fans "I'm the King of the World baby!"
He turns his back to the fans and arm by arm shoots them out so his body matches that of the outline in his entrance video. After his arms are extended, a massive pyro goes off by the ramp and Y2J swings around, pumping his fist in a victory motion.
Jericho struts down the ramp flexing his muscles and blowing off the fans who try to get a high five.
Y2J climbs up the ring steps and walls on one side of the ring. He takes a big step towards the middle, and spins around grasping the ropes looking at the fans.
Jericho takes his right leg and puts it through the top and middle ropes and pumps his fist again as fans continue to cheer him wildly.
As Jericho continues into the ring, he gets into the middle and does a little dance with his feet, riling up the fans once more screaming "Yeah baby!"
Y2J walks over towards the announce table and asks for a microphone from the ring workers. He gets it and raises it up to his mouth to speak to his Jerichoholics:
"You know, ever since I debuted, I have been on Vince McMahon's bad side. Why? Who know. Maybe it was because I completely embarrassed him. Or maybe because I totally ripped into that ass clown Chris Masters. But the point is, Vince put me into a match against Raven. Raven is a difficult opponent, he plays mind games. Hey Raven you better take off all of that makeup, 'cause I don't think you're hearing correctly ass clown. I said that you should get a new gimmick maybe like a clown. Oh wait, you already are a clown! An ass-clown! (Fans pour into laughter). Listen Marilyn Manson, it's OK if I call you that right? Manson, why don't you pack up your candle, blood, make-up and whatever else you have into your little bag and leave. Y2J doesn't job to birds, you see, birds job to Y2J and this Turmoil is no different. But on to the mind games, Raven goes all goth and creepy on you, ambushes your friends, and dresses like a total queer in his skirt! It makes you not want to wrestle him. But Y2J doesn't discriminate, not against Japanese people like Tajunior. Not against homosexuals like Mitchell Cole. Not anyone. But next Saturday, I am going to physically discriminate that ass clown Raven! I will make him tap with the Liontamer, or I will pin his ass with the Lion Sault. But the fact remains: I will beat Raven. This is Chris Jericho's debut match. I am the best wrestler in the NHBWO and Raven will be the first to figure that out. Raven, whatcha gonna do when Y2J and the Jerichoholics run wild on you?"
Y2J walks up the ramp to the constant cheering of the capacity crowd.
"One last thing, Vince McMahon, you are the biggest ass clown in this entire business. Soon, you will see opposition."
Jericho drops the mic and leaves through the curtain.