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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 22:54:50 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Redefined TV LIVE! From The Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana! 11/24/07A video package of some of SNME's greatest moments begins to play along with "Given Up" by Linkin Park. The video suddenly shatters as we are taken live into the Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana! The camera searches through the sold out crowd as they cheer. The camera view changes and we are looking on at the stage where giant pyros begin to explode. Finally flames ignite the stage as the lights come on. We are then taken over to the broadcast table with Austin Owens and Joey Styles.Styles: Welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event!
Owens: I'm Austin Owens!
Styles: And I'm Joey Styles! We are one week away from Night of Glory, and the tension is as high as it will ever be. With Jericho, Angle, Raven, and Sting not competing tonight, Jericho has invited the three of them to join him on the Highlight Reel.
Owens: Well Joey, there is no telling what will go down with the four of those men in the ring. Hell, we might as well handcuff all four of them before they get in there so nothing can go down.
Styles: Handcuffs or not, the four of these men will not hesitate to fight with one another. And Owens, in just a week we'll be seeing two of the biggest matches in SNME. We'll see Angle and Jericho three, and Raven and Sting two. Night of Glory is bound to me monumental.
Owens: But ya' gotta' remember, Joey. We've still got tonight ahead of us. We've got a stellar eight man tag team match, that is bound to be taken to hell and back!
Styles: Well, let's not waste any more of our time. Let's get this thing started!
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 22:58:27 GMT -5
5 4 3 2 1"BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!!!!!!"Jericho steps onto the ramp, his arms outstretched in the air. Chris swings around, pumping his fist into his chest. Chris wears black and green wrestling tights, and a checkerboard ring jacket. Y2J struts down the ramp, showing arrogance and obscenities to the booing crowd. Chris steps into the ring, and waits for his music to die down as he grabs a microphone from a ring worker. Chris raises it up to his mouth, and begins to speak.Jericho: WELCOME TO SNME......IS..........JERICHOOOOOO!!!!!!The fans boo at his arrogance, Jericho can't help but show a smirk on his face.Jericho: Last week, I raised Kurt Angle's title above his limp body, and stood dominant over the seemingly invincible World Champion. I took that assclown, and brought him down a notch. But this week, I'm not here to talk about the past, no, I am here to talk about the future. The fans begin chanting "Jericho sucks". Chris looks at them with disdain, and speaks back into the mic.Jericho: NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm talking, not you ignorant assclowns. You see Kurt Angle, in just one week, one measly week, I get my opportunity at your World Championship. And in one week's time, I will take what is rightfully mine, despite what all those assclowns are saying.The fans chant "Angle's gonna getcha".Jericho: SHUT THE HELL UP! Kurt Angle, you may be an Olympic Champion, but that doesn't stop me from doing anything to win back MY World Championship. At Nigh of Glory, you Kurt Angle, SNME, wrestling, the world, and the universe will NEVER.............EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR be the same...............again.Jericho drops the microphone and heads up the ramp as we cut to a commercial break.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:04:01 GMT -5
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:06:39 GMT -5
The SNME camera crew catches up with the Stinger backstage, sitting in a corner. It looks a lot like one of the environments we'd seen him in for months before his most recent return, but not like somewhere we'd see him in now-a-days. The Icon looks around at the walls, the chains swinging back and forth, but he has a smile on his face, and even starts laughing.Sting-"Ya know Raven, months ago I might have even come back here and been miserable with you. But that's just not how it works anymore. No, ya see I realized that sitting backstage and pouting like some little brat who's mommy wouldn't buy him a new toy doesn't do anything. All it does is make you look like a child and bore the audience."The Stinger grabs two of the chains and lifts him self up to his feet, before rubbing the dust off of his leather trench coat.Sting-"I'm not about those games anymore, Raven. From here on out, it's all business. I'm getting right down to it. Our match may not be scheduled until Night of Glory, but I'm warning you Scott.... Stay alert tonight."
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:07:15 GMT -5
SNME returns from commercial break with a shot of the backstage area. Todd Grisham is standing with a microphone in the face of custom title number one contender, RVD. The audience chants his name loud but he appears to be I no mood for cheering.Todd: RVD, do you have any comments on what unprovoked attack that you suffered at the hands of one of your opponents this week, The Roy.
RVD: Yeah….yeah I gotta couple words for Roy boy. Anybody can be tough when they sneak up behind you with a steal chain. But its going to take a real man to step up and look me in the eyes to take me on face to face. It’s going to take a real man, with real balls…to get in the ring with me. And those are two things I don’t think you have. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if you don’t even show up for our match.
Todd: Well you know Rob, you also have the current Custom champ to worry about.
Rob: What do you think I’m an idiot? Of course I know that. Dragon is a man I can have a little respect for. But don’t get confused, because I will certainly have no more mercy for him, than I will The Roy. And mark down my words when I say that this Sunday will be MY….night….of glory.RVD walks off with Grisham left holding the microphone out in the air.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:07:39 GMT -5
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:08:09 GMT -5
We cut to the hallway where a big commotion is going on. Workers and officials crowd around an area as the camera tries to get closer. We see Joey Leone and C.M. Punk fighting violently, punching and kicking each other with emotion. Leone hits a stiff right, but Punk catches him back with a kick to the gut. Joey bends over, and Punk hammers his back with a forearm. Knee to Leone's face! Punk goes for another right, but Joey ducks, and locks Punk in a sleeper hold. At this point, officials break the two up, with Leone screaming at Punk.Leone: I'LL SEE YOU AT NIGHT OF GLORY YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU'LL NEVER WIN MY TITLE!
Punk: WANNA BET YOU SCRAWNY PIECE OF *bleep*!The two try fighting back, but the officials hold them back. The two are throwing punches and spitting at each other as we cut down to the ring.Styles: Wow. What emotion and tension between these two.
Owens: I couldn't say it any better Joey. This is a must see match at Night of Glory, which is available next Sunday only on Pay Per View!
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:08:36 GMT -5
vs. NM Savant vs. "Dirty" HarryThe audience seems pretty undecided as Dirty Harry’s theme song hits and the announcer introduces him to the ring. Once in the ring he hit’s a few poses that pumps them up a little more. Shortly after “Dragula” By Rob Zombie echoes through the enormous structure. The Original Hooligan makes his way down the ring enjoying the boos of all those who look on. The announcer goes through the usual intro as Savant gets into the ring. He stared straight at Harry and smacks him in the face. Harry relies with a right fist into Savants jaw. Savant straightens his head connects with five right hands before Harry kicks him in the knee cap. Savant drops down holding his knee hoping it didn’t snap. Harry kicked Savant in the head while he was down. Savant put his hand onto his stinging face and tried to stand up. He tried to keep pressure off of the hurting knee. Harry locked up with Savant and placed his knee into Savants gut. Savant leaned over grunting and holding his kidneys. Harry hit the ropes and tried to pull off a famouser. Savant pulled out leaving Harry to fall flat on his back side. Savant jumped up and crushed Harry with a standing leg drop.
His knee had healed up leaving him with a better chance of getting the upper hand. Harry stood up dazed next to Savant. Savant tripped Harry while clothes lining him at the same time. Harry laid flat on his back while Savant climbed the turnbuckle. He hopped of several feet into the air and placed his elbow into Harry’s throat. Harry rolled in agony and got onto his knees. Savant pushed him down onto his stomach with his foot and applied a sharpshooter. Harry yelled out as he reached for the ropes. Lacking patience, Savant broke the submission hold and started stomping the grounded man. Harry grabbed Savant’s boot and pulled him to the mat with him. Harry proceeded to mount Savant’s torso and punch him repeatedly in the head. Savant tried to block the hits with his forearm. After several moments of abuse Harry stood up. Savant pulled him self up using the turnbuckle and laid against it. Harry ran towards Savant crushing him between the turnbuckle and his knees. Savant stumbled towards the center of the ring setting him self up for the school boy pin.1........ 2..........Savant kicks out and Harry begins to lose his cool. He picks up Savant and tosses him against the ropes. When savant comes running back Harry pulls off a painful spear. Again he covers him.1........... 2.............And again Savant gets his shoulder up. The crowd boos Savants endurance as he gets to his feet. Harry goes for a powerful punch but Savant ducks. He follows up with a side kick into Harry’s throat. Harry gasps for air and seconds later waked up on the ground after Savant nails a complete shot. Savant goes over the ropes and flies back in with a tope atomico smashing Harry’s ribs. Harry tries to roll to a safer location but Savant stays on his trail. He follows up with a series of kicks to Harry’s gut. Harry is picked up by Savant who punches him some more in the chest. Harry struggles to breathe as Savant turns to yell at the booing audience. Harry pulls him self up with the ropes but still doesn’t have enough energy to capitalize. Savant noticed the man beginning to shake off the pain and takes fast action. He grabs Harry’s arm and tries to yank him onto the ground. However, Harry pulls away and manages to dig deep and pull of a quick t-bone suplex. Both men now remain exhausted on the mat. They both stir and rise at the same moment. Harry holding his ribs and Savant holding his head. Their eyes meet and they lock up in a battle of power. Savant starts off with the advantage, but Harry quickly regains the upper hand.
As Harry drives Savant to the corner, static suddenly cuts across the screen. Harry quickly stops driving his fists into Savant's head and looks to the ramp. But what is this?!? Two men slide into the ring . . . It's Scott Hall and Kevin Nash! Harry turns around, receiving a big boot to the face. Savant falls out of the corner, falling right into a big left hand from Hall. Savant stumbles back as Hall follows him into the corner. Hall drills Savant with punch after punch, wearing him down. Nash slowly pulls Harry up, placing his head bwtween his legs. He signals for it . . . Nash lifts Harry up . . . Jacknife Powerbomb! Hall points to Nash, displaying him for everyone to see. Hall then pulls Savant from the corner and sets him up. Hall lifts him up . . . Razor's Edge! With both Savant and Harry on the ground, Hall calls for a microphone.Hall: Hey yo'! Now, I know you people are thinkin' just what we're doing out here, but isn't it obvious? Tell 'em Big Kev.
Nash: Indianapolis . . . The Outsiders are in . . . The . . . House! And just so you know . . . New Phenomenon . . . Murder City Machine Guns . . . We've got our eyes set on one thing . . . And I think you guys know what we're talking about.Nash drops the microphone as "Marevelous Me" blares through the arena.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:09:16 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA!!! The scene opens up with Seth staring into the camera lens. He has no expression on his face, like from what we seen in his last promo as it shows every cut and bruise from the beating that Brandovirus did to Seth. Not to mention what he did to his self in the last promo. He shakes his head as you can see he is starting to get a little angry.Seth: Next......I have to trust a bunch of children....I have to trust these kids that can't even handle being in the ring with me. I have to trust...three opponents that I can beat by myself in a handicap match......but that won't stop me from my destruction....that will not stop me from getting my hands on you Brandovirus....He starts laughing as the camera zooms out a bit so you can See Seth is not wearing his vest, and he is just wearing him army shorts, but his appearance isn't what is scary about him. He is now seen holding the Chain Of Despair in his hands as he lifts it up to his face with a smile on his face.Seth: You see, I will be bringing this to my match.....and I will use it when needed. That means....Joey...Sammy.....Roy....Brando.....or even my partners tonight.....might...and might no bleed.... but this match...is the least I am worried about right now.He starts to wrap the chain around his knuckles again as he shakes his head in disappointment.Seth: You're challenge to the inferno match Brando...is quite interesting..... Even though I realize that you didn't come up with that idea....you're little butt fuck buddy did... Thats right.. Kammy came up with the idea...and you let her....but you don't remember the pain and brutality I caused to Feer Seer in ICW. Remember the KKK pillow case he always wore over his head...and we never knew who he was.....it was me who unmasked him...it was me who burnt his face off....and now it is you.....that will burn to I send you straight to hell....and this time Brando....you will not return......Seth looks at the chain around his knuckles.Seth: Now I wasn't here to make a big speech....I am here to make a warning..... Get ready to be executed children....because you are in the ring with The dark beast.....enough said.Seth's music starts to play as Seth turns around and walks out of the view to the camera to walk to his match.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:09:47 GMT -5
vs. Sam X, Joey Phenomenal, Brandovirus, & Roy vs. Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Seth Akira, & Rob Van Dam(Eight Man Tag Team Match)The arena starts to get cold as the purple and red lights start to affect the arena, as red fog starts to swarm the entrance ramp. A man is seen in the darkness, looking like a shadow as he walks closer to the light. Seth is seen standing there with his head pointing down, as there is no emotion on his face at all. He looks like he is disturbed and wants to destroy all, but is hiding it with there emotionless face. He looks up as everyone can see the red paint smeared underneath his eye, he starts to walk down to the ring as the lights start to flicker on and off, as it seems Seth is getting closer to the ring faster than he should be. About 10 seconds Seth appears from the top of the ramp into the ring staring into the crowd. The lights come on as Seth is wearing his regular wrestling gear and nothing more. “One of a Kind” blares over the arena as Rob Van Dam struts out onto the ramp. Van Dam is in one of his colorful singlets as the fans give him a good amount of cheers. RVD walks down the ramp, and rolls into the ring, and pops up, raising his arms into the air. Rob stands in the middle of the ring, throwing some practice kicks as he awaits his opponents. MCMG’s music hits as the team steps out onto the stage, and stride down to the ring. They slide in, and await the opposing team.
"My Time" by Rage Against the Machine plays as The Roy struts down the ramp, eager for his match. Roy lurks on the outside of the ring, awaiting his opponents. "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie blasts over the PA as Brandovirus walks out onto the stage, accompanied by his new manager, the returning Kammy. They walk down the ramp with an intensified look on their faces as they stare down Seth. Brandovirus slides into the ring with Roy, as they wait for the New Phenomenon. “Follow” rips over the arena as Sam and Joey strut onto the stage, cocky as ever. The duo runs down to the ring as Darrell stumbles down the aisle by Kammy, who gives him a bad look. Sam and Joey slide casually into the ring, as both teams face off. Sam and RVD will start this one as the ref calls for the bell.“Ding, Ding, Ding”Sam and RVD circle each other like animals, looking for their chance to strike. Sam locks up with Van Dam, getting the power advantage. X powers RVD into a standing side headlock, then flips him over onto his back. Van Dam struggles out of the hold, and nips up onto his feet. Sam quickly snaps back up, only to be kicked in the midsection by Van Dam. RVD bounces off the ropes, and goes for another kick, but Sam catches his leg. RVD, using all of his catlike agility, steps over, and the kicks backwards with a mule kick! Sam flies on his back as Van Dam hits a spinning leg drop on X. Van Dam covers!“1…2.” Sam kicks out at 2. Van Dam grabs Sam by the hair, and lifts him to his feet. RVD whips Sam across the ring, and goes for a high spin kick, but Sam ducks underneath the kick, and bounces off the other set of ropes. Bulldog by Sam! Rob flips over from the impact, giving Sam time to bounce off the middle rope, and spin in mid air, crashing onto RVD’s chest with a springboard splash! Sam hooks the leg! “1…2..”RVD kicks out after 2. Sam drags RVD over to his corner, and tags in the eager Roy. Roy hops in, and takes some cheap shots on RVD as Sam holds him down. The ref scolds Sam to get back into the corner, which he abides by. Roy stomps into Van Dam, then gets into his face, verbally abusing one of his opponents at Night of Glory. Roy lifts Van Dam to his feet, and delivers a nasty chop to his chest. Roy grabs RVD’s arm, and slings him across the ring. Van Dam bounces off the opposite set of ropes, but on the rebound, flips over Roy’s back. Van Dam leaps into the air, and dropkicks Roy’s back! Roy falls forward as Van Dam scrambles to his corner, and tags in Chris Sabin. Sabin climbs up onto the top rope, and leaps off, dropping a leg onto Roy’s neck. Chris quickly gets up, and hops onto the middle rope, then flips backwards, completing a corkscrew. Chris crashes onto Roy, and flips him over. Sabin hits a nicely done moonsaults, and hooks the leg.“1…2..” Roy kicks out at 2. Sabin lifts Roy up, and decks him in the gut with a right hand. Chris wraps his arm around Roy’s head, and then drops him with a Suplex. Sabin goes over to his corner, and tags in his partner, Alex Shelley. Shelley climbs up on the top rope, and points at a fallen Roy. Shelley flips off the ropes with a 450 Splash, but eats the mat, as Roy rolls out of the way. The Roy springs over to his corner, and tags in Joey Phenomenal. Joey climbs into the ring, focused. Phenomenal stalks over to Shelley, waiting for him to get up. Alex sits up, and Joey nearly decapitates him with an enziguri. Shelley falls over to his side as JP mounts him, and starts drilling him with lefts and rights. Joey looks vicious as ever, only stopping when the ref nearly throws him off. Phenomenal grabs Shelley by the hair, and lifts him to his feet. Kick to the midsection by Joey. Phenomenal whips Alex into the corner with force, then charges Shelley. Phenomenal leaps into the air, and dropkicks the crap out of Alex. Joey stands up, and tags in his partner, Sam X. Sam hops in, and immediately begins to pummel Shelley with his fists, and then rams him in the gut with his shoulder. Shelley crumples forward, but Sam catches him with an overhead belly to belly Suplex! Alex flies into the middle of the ring, landing on his back. Sam walks over, and grabs Shelley’s leg. Sam stomps at his knee, pounding away at the joint. Alex grabs his right leg in pain as Sam grabs it again, and puts it in a leg lock, trying to hyper extend that knee of his. Sam keeps on ripping away at his leg, but Shelley manages to sit up, and punches Sam in the face, knocking him off. Shelley tries to stand up, but his injured knee prevents him from doing so. X takes advantage, and hits a powerful chopblock to his right leg, knocking Alex down. Sam, with a sinister look on his face, walks over to his corner, dragging Shelley behind him. X tags in the monster known as Brandovirus. Brando steps over the ropes, into the ring, staring demonically at Alex. Brando picks him up with one hand, and throws him across the ring. Brando points at Seth, beckoning him to fight. Seth tags himself in, matching Brando’s demonic look. Akira and Brandovirus stare each other down. Seth moves in for the kill, laughing the entire time. Akira punches Brando, but doesn’t affect the 350 pound behemoth. Seth goes for another punch, but Brando grabs his wrist, twists it, and hoists him up onto his shoulder. The master of the InFeCtIoN slams Seth down with a power unknown to man. But Seth simply laughs and gets back to his feet. He charges Brando again, but is stopped short with a Big Boot! Brando taunts Seth, who once again, gets up, as if influenced by a greater power. Brando goes for a thunderous punch, but Seth ducks under it, and drills Brando with a dropkick. Seth quickly gets up, and hits another dropkick to Brando, who refuses to fall. Seth gets up, and dropkicks Brando’s knee, dropping him to both knees. Seth bounces off the ropes, and hits an enziguri on Brando! He covers! “1….2..”Brando literally throws Seth off of his body, showing his strength. Brando gets up, and grabs Seth up. Brando whips him across the ring powerfully, and actually throws Seth out of the ring. Joey P makes the blind tag. All hell breaks loose. Sam and Joey run into the ring, and meet MCMG head on. Sam tackles Shelley as Joey rips into Sabin. Brandovirus climbs to the outside to inflict more physical punishment on Seth. Brando picks him up, and drops him onto the railing. Van Dam flips over the ropes onto the Roy, crash landing onto his opponent at Night of Glory. Inside the ring, Sam picks Shelley up, and hits a Void Slam on him! Alex rolls to the outside of the ring in pain as Sabin hits a Cradle Shock on Joey. Sabin turns around into a massive Spear from Sam X, going through the middle ropes and to the outside. Joey lays idle on the mat. Brandovirus picks Seth up for a power bomb, but Akira punches him in the face, and crawls back in the ring. Phenomenal gets up, and is drilled with the Execution! Seth covers! “1….2…3”
Fink: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, SETH AKIRA, MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS, AND ROB VAN DAM! The wrestlers ignore Fink, and brawl wherever they are. We cut to a commercial break as the chaos continues inside the ring and surrounding area.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:10:19 GMT -5
The Saturday Nights Main Event camera begins to roll backstage, focusing in on Todd Grisham. Grisham stands as straight as an arrow, holding a microphone firmly in front of his mouth. He puts on his usual nerdy grin, as he begins to speak.Grisham: Hello ladies and gentleman! Tonight is a big night. Tonight, I have a very special guest by my side. Ladies and gentleman, I give to you, the SNME Undisputed World Champion, Kurt! angle!The camera zooms out slowly, revealing Kurt Angle standing next to Todd. The World Title rests, gleaming, basking in the light, draped over Kurt's shoulder. Kurt's hands are placed firmly on his side, as it seems Kurt has better things to do, or simply does not want to be standing here right now. He lets out a slight sigh, as Todd begins to ask away.Grisham: Kurt Angle, as we all know, you will go one on one with Chris Jericho, as you defend that World Title at Night of Glory. What are your thoughts on this match?
Kurt: It's pretty simple, Todd. I have one thought, and one thought only. And that is to keep this World Title where it belongs, with me. I don't care if I have to kill Chris Jericho. This title is not leaving my waist, ever. And hell, I beat him before, twice if you count the Elimination Chamber. Chris Jericho, all bad things come in 3's. And just in case you aren't counting, this is our third match. Prepare for the worst.Todd: Now, on to tonight, Kurt. Tonight, you are one of three special guests on the Hightlite Reel. How do you feel, knowing you're gonna be in the same ring as your opponent, just one week before your big match?Angle: Well Todd, I'm gonna put it plain and simple. If Chris Jericho wants to begin the fight early, right here tonight, I welcome him to do so. Because I will just as quick end it, as he starts it. And as far as Sting and Scott Levy go? They can do their own thing. But here is a warning to you, Scott Levy, and even to you, Sting. Don't get in my way. With the PPV right around the corner, you can rest assured that Kurt Angle is on a war path, and will take down all in his way.Kurt stares deep into the camera, before leaving the line of sight. As Kurt walks away, Todd just stares in Angle's direction, with his normal, stupid grin, as the camera fades to black.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 26, 2007 23:10:51 GMT -5
Main Event:The Hightlight Reel:(Special Guest: Kurt Angle, Sting, & Raven!)We cut to the ring where the Highlite Reel is all set up. Jericho stands in the ring, along with Sting, Raven and Kurt Angle. Jericho: WELCOME TO SNME IS JERICHOOOOOOO! Tonight is the return of the Highlite Reel, and look at my guests, all 3 of them! We have Raisin, Stung, and Kirk Angel, right in front of me! Let me start things off by asking my partner from last week, Raven, what type of punishment will you inflict on Sting at Night of Glory in the House of Fun?
Raven: See, for weeks now I have been having nightmares. This man they call Sting, he has come back to slay me as if I was a dragon. Sting, I am not scared of you and at the pay per view, we enter my world. And in my world there are no dreams, there will only be reality. And when your blood falls to the mat and your beloved fans shead their little tears, only one man will stand tall and that is Raven.
Jericho: Great to hear assclown, now Sting, what do you have to say to Raven, after he pretty much said he was going to kick your ass?
Sting: No dreams huh? Well in that case, you might as well not even show up. All of those drugs you're on must have messed up your memory pretty bad, Scott. Because apparently you've forgotten our past. You see Raven, we've already met twice, and the way I remember it you've never beaten me.
Raven: Sting, those loses will only lead to the desire to finish you off once and for all.
Sting: Well Scott, you better give me your all. You've got alot of catching up to do.
Jericho: ENOUGH, Kurt, your veins are nearly exploding from your head. What do you have to say assclown, considering I'm the favorite to win your Undisputed Championship at Night of Glory?
Angle: You're the favorite? You're the favorite...Chris? Jericho, I think its time someone finally pulled your head out of your own ass, because you are far from being "the favorite". Everyone and there mother in these seats, and watching around the world already know the outcome of our match will be at Night of Glory. Everyone knows at the end of the night, Kurt Angle will once again stand tall over Chris Jericho....still, your World...Heavyweight...Champion.
Jericho: Angle, somebody has to step up and knock the crap outta your bald ass, and that person is going to be me. YOu come into this business, this arena, with a sense of invincibility. But I swear to all of you assclowns, I am going to be the one breaking YOUR walls down Kurt. I will end your reign, and get YOUR head out of your ASS. And when that happens Kurt, SNME will never............EEEEEVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR be the same.....again.
Angle: Chris, you can save your little catch phrases. You can save your assclowns, your cute little "again" and screaming ever at the top of your lungs. Because next week, there will be no talking. There will be no catch phrases, no flamboyant yapping. It will only be me and you, in this ring, for the World Title. And Chris, history will repeat itself, as I retain my title once again. Oh its true. Its DAMN TRUE
Jericho: That's funny Kurt, considering you base all of your insults over the fact that you've never been beaten, and how it's damn true. But you know what else is "damn true"? I broke your win streak a year ago Kurt. And by doing that, I broke you. And at Night of Glory, I will finish the job, and take what is rightfully mine.
Raven: Listen Jericho and Angle. It doesn't matter because once Sting is beaten and the smoke settles and clears on your battle, I will eventually be world champion.Just then, Raven belts Sting with his fist, knocking him down. Raven mounts Sting, and begins to deck him with punches, both lefts and rights. Jericho and Angle simply watch. Sting turns the momentum over, and flips Raven off of him. Sting grabs one of the stools, and hits Raven with it. Sting goes for another shot, but Raven grabs the chair, and sweeps Sting’s legs out from under him. Both men get up, and fight over the stool, only to throw all their momentum at both Angle and Jericho. Sting knocks into Jericho as Raven hits Angle. All four men are up as Jericho grabs Sting and hurls him out of the ring, as does Angle with Raven. Suddenly, both Angle and Jericho spin around, and look right into each other’s eyes. There is no fear in either man’s eyes, just hatred. Kurt Angle raises his World Title as Y2J softly claims his victory. The screen fades to black, and SNME goes off the air.
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Post by The Roy on Nov 26, 2007 23:16:33 GMT -5
...........FUCK TAG FUCKING MATCHES!!!
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Post by Rob Van Dam on Nov 26, 2007 23:52:06 GMT -5
Loved the tag match. Great stuff. Couldn't really believe that we had won. Overall it was a good show.
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Post by Seth Akira on Nov 27, 2007 0:29:16 GMT -5
This is named Card instead of results. I'll fix it.
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Post by "Legend Thriller" Jeff Hardy on Nov 27, 2007 11:16:47 GMT -5
Hmmm i seemed a lot lighter in my match then 255lbs. Oh well thats what happens when you switch characters mid week. Hehe just remeber im not that much smaller then people. Shane is only like 37lbs more then me. oh well good show either way
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Nov 27, 2007 13:37:32 GMT -5
Yeah, srry bout that Jeff, Sting started it with Rey, and I didn't want to start all over, so I just changed the name in it and added an ending.
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Post by "Legend Thriller" Jeff Hardy on Nov 27, 2007 13:41:04 GMT -5
its cool dont worrie. i just kinda chuckled when i saw it. Good show either way
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Post by Seth Akira on Nov 27, 2007 17:39:50 GMT -5
Yeah I liked the show....very suprised that I won though. Good job to my teamates, and good job to everyone that rped you all did good.
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Post by Punk on Dec 2, 2007 0:40:26 GMT -5
Insane Shane Whelan? Come on man, my 5 year old nephew could come up with a better name than that.
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