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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:02:11 GMT -5
BRANDOVIRUS VS BRYAN DANIELSONThe lights dim a dark red color as we see red smoke start to enter the arena as the beat is heard pumping through the PA system. Brandovirus makes his way through the curtain to a chorus of boo’s and stops at the top of the ramp. He has an evil smile on his face as he slowly makes his way down the ramp. He reaches the ring, and gets in, awaiting his opponent.
The lights go out suddenly now, as a familiar tune is played over the PA. The tune is now recognizable as the Final Countdown. The Custom Champion Bryan Danielson makes his way through the curtain, hoisting his title high into the air as the roar of the crowd is deafening. He walks down to the ring at a steady pace as Brando steps out of the ring. Danielson climbs in, and up the turnbuckle as the crowd sings along to his theme song.
The bell rings, and Brando goes straight for Danielson. Danielson ducks sending Brando into the turnbuckle, and Danielson proceeds with strikes to the head and back. Brando shoves away Bryan, but he charges back, running straight into a clothesline. Brando now picks up Danielson, and picks him over head. He walks around the ring, before finally slamming him down behind his back. Brando taunts to the crowd as more boo’s are heard loudly. Brando picks up Bryan now and shoves him to the buckle. He lifts him up with sheer strength and places him on the top. Brando climbs up now and goes for a superplex, but it’s blocked by Danielson. Danielson punches him repeatedly in the head, causing him to fall off. Brando stands now as Danielson jumps from the top, connecting with a huge cross body. He goes for the cover.1,2.…..Brando powers out with authority. Danielson now charges and ducks another clothesline from Brando, and nails a dropkick right square in the chest. Danielson is building momentum now. He charges at Brando, clothesline, and Brando gets right back up, another clothesline. Danielson is fired up now. Brando backs into the corner and Danielson charges hitting a huge splash in the corner. He’s setting him up now, and hooks his arms, Dragon SUPLEX! Here is the cover. 1,2,2 and a half……. Danielson can’t believe it. He goes to lock in the Cattle Mutilation, but Brando blocks it. Brando picks up Danielson, and goes for the the InFeCtIoN, but Danielson blocks as well. Danielson goes for another Dragon Suplex, but Brando powers out again, and smacks a big boot right across the skull of Danielson. He picks him up now, and puts him up, and nails the the InFeCtIoN. Covers him. 1,2,3The bell sounds as the ref raises Brando’s hand. Brando walks out of the ring and up the ramp with a maniacal smile on his face. Danielson gets checked on by the ref when from nowhere comes RVD. He gets up into the ring and hit’s a rolling thunder on Bryan. As he goes to get up on the buckle for a 5-Star, Roy comes from the crowd and attacks RVD. Roy sends RVD off the buckle outside the ring, to the floor. He then goes to attack Danielson. He tries to do the Dragon Suplex, but Danielson blocks it. Danielson goes to hit him with a clothesline, but Roy rolls out of the ring. Danielson holds the back of his head as he looks up at Roy, who signals that the title will be his.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:02:28 GMT -5
We cut from the ring to the interview area where Chris Jericho stands with Todd Grisham. Jericho has a confident smirk on his face. Grisham begins to speak. Todd: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time Chr…
Jericho: They all know who I am Ted, let’s get on with the interview.
Todd: Very well, Chris, how are you feeling about tonight?
Jericho: I’m feeling fine assclown, in fact I am better then ever, ready to take down Sting and Kirk Angel.
Todd: You mean Kurt Angle, the Undisputed Champion.
Jericho: I mean Kirk Angel assclown. The bald headed sanctimonious son of a bitch has no clue what’s in store for him tonight and at Night of Glory. Because I guarantee that in 2 weeks at the pay per view, Kurt Angle’s life will never……e-e-e-e-e-e-e-EVER be the same, again!Jericho walks off the set leaving Todd with a blank look on his face as we cut to break.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:03:19 GMT -5
JOEY PHENOMENAL VS ALEX SHELLEYWe cut to the ring where Alex Shelley stands, Chris Sabin standing behind him. “Follow” by Breaking Benjamin rips over the arena as Joey Phenomenal accompanied by Sam X and Darrell McCeaton step out onto the ramp. The trio walks down to the ring, as Joey slides in. Sabin rolls out of the ring, and the ref calls for the bell!
Shelley charges Joey, but JP ducks, PHENOMENAL CUTTER! Joey climbs up to the top rope, and taunts the crowd. Swanton Bomb! Joey covers and hooks the leg! “1….2….3”
Fink: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, JOEY PHENOMENAL!Sabin rolls into the ring, and tends to his partner, but Sam rolls in and begins to stomp on Sabin. Joey beats down Shelley. Suddenly, the tides turn, as Sabin knocks Sam down and begins to pummel him with lefts and rights. Chris tackles Joey off of Alex, sending the New Phenomenon retreating up the ramp with a look of shock on their face. We cut to a commercial break.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:04:06 GMT -5
We cut to the back, and are instantly discombobulated. Gone art the bright lights, the pyro, the screaming fans, all of it. It's nearly pitch black... Wherever this is. Chains hang from the ceiling, clining together ever so softly. A dim blue light shines from above. The camera turns around the corner, revealing a familiar face sitting alone, secluded in this dark sector of the arena. The crowd pops in the background, barely audible from the hidden area's thick cement walls.Raven-"There was a time when I could go out there and watch the shows from the balcony. I could watch all of the matches, all of the garbage that goes on inside the ring and out. Now-a-days, I can't even bring myself to sit in the same room as those mind fucked peasants. If I didn't have the oppurtunity to go out there and do my best to take a life, I don't even think I'd be here."Raven rubs his runny nose and clears his throat. He looks up at the ceiling, and then all around the room, seemingly disgusted with the entire arena.Raven-"So tonight, when I finally get my oppurtunity to hurt some people, you can guarentee there's going to be blood shed. Whether it's Sting's, Kurt Angle's, Chris Jericho's, hell, even mine, it doesn't matter. Tonight, some one is going to be massacred. Quote the Raven, Nevermore."Raven puts his arms out to his sides and tilrs his head back, soaking in the aura of solitude and utter silence all around him as we get back to the ring
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:05:09 GMT -5
We cut to the locker room where we see a creepy shadow in the corner. The camera slowly zooms in, and we can see Seth Akira sitting there with an evil grin on his face. There is blood on his chest, and on his hands. There is another shadow-or thing laying in the hallway next to Seth. Akira simply laughs and exits the locker room as we move towards the object. We can see that it is Paul Burchall, unconscious, gagged, and bloody.
Seth exits the locker room, and prepares to go down to the ring. Seth walks down the hallway, and out of nowhere, Brandovirus rushes out, and tackles him into a wall violently. Seth crumples against the cement as Brando grabs his head and throws him into a pile of random objects. Kammy comes strutting up, with a match and box in her hand. Brando grabs a 2x4, and a small bottle of gasoline. He drenches the end of it in oil, and then Kammy strikes a match. She drops it on the 2x4, which instantly catches fire. Seth is just coming to, and Brando slams the flaming 2x4 on Seth’s head, knocking him out. Officials rush to the scene, and apply immediate medical attention on Seth as Brandovirus simply laughs, Kammy smirking behind her man. Brandovirus: See you at the pay per view Seth. Hahahahahah!We cut to a commercial break.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:06:11 GMT -5
We cut to the interview set where Joey Leone stands with Todd Grisham.Grisham: Leone, thank you for your time. I just wanted your thoughts on C.M. Punk's opportunity for the Intercontinental Title.
Leone: It's simple. Punk wants spotlight. I give him some. And then, I rip it right away. I am the future of this business, and there is nobody stopping me from becoming the next big thing. Leone walks off the set, leaving Todd depressed as we cut to a commercial.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:07:21 GMT -5
ROB VAN DAM VS DIRTY HARRYWe cut back to the ring, and find Rob Van Dam and 'Dirty' Harry Sanchez already in the ring. The Whole F'N Show watches as Sanchez talks trash from the other side. The insults continue to spill from Harry's mouth until RVD strides forward and fakes a high kick! Harry puts his hands up and covers his head, and RVD changes his stance, lightning quick! Harry's still got his hands up when RVD jumps into the air, scissors Sanchez' legs, and rolls him up! the referee slides into position! [/b] 1...... 2...... 3!!!!! RVD Got him just like that! Harry is furious![/center]
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:09:49 GMT -5
MAIN EVENT: CHRIS JERICHO AND RAVEN VS STING AND KURT ANGLEPyro explodes on the ramp, sending the sold out arena into a frenzy, as they know what's coming. 'King of my World' by Saliva blasts out of the speakers as Chris Jericho emerges from the tunnel in his trademark arms out pose. He turns around and pumps his fist to a chorus of boos, which he eats up. A long, cocky grin stretches across his face as he marches down the ramp, either ignoring or threatening fans along the way. Before long, he strides up the steel steps and pauses on the ring apron, bouncing off the ropes. He brings his arm in again, as if to say he's got the crowd in the palm of his hand, like it or not. After stepping through the ropes, Jericho's music cuts off. After a short pause, 'Choke' by Kazy hits the speakers. Raven slowly but surely makes his way to the ramp. He stands there alone, looking into the audience, disgusted with each and every fan in the arena. A scowl enevlopes his face, and remains there as he shoots his arms out at his sides. After a brief stillness, Raven makes his way down the ramp. Fans actually pull their hands away from Raven, afraid of what he may do had he gotten a hold of one of them. Raven wastes no time climbing into the ring, not even ackowledging his partner's presence. Y2J looks over at his partner, who has now found a nice spot to sit in the corner. Jericho scoffs and looks away, to which Raven ignores.
The lights dim to the point of pitch black as 'Passion's Killing Floor' by HIM hits the sound system. The ominous bright bluelight shoots from the tunnel, accompanied by the shadow of the man himself. Sting walks out from the tunnel, baseball at in hand. He stands atop the ramp, swinging the bat in circles in his right hand. Finally, he swings the baseball bat as if he were nailing a line drive out of the park, before putting his hand over his eyes as if to shield the sun, and watch it fly. After soaking in the reaction and pointing to each side of the crowd Wolfpac style, the Stinger makes his way down the ramp. He stops at the edge of the ring, and waits for his partner. Dale Oliver's 'My Quest' crashes onto the audio system as the Undisputed Champion makes his way out of the tunnel, and poses on the ramp. The explosions from the Champ's pyro shake the entire arena as the fans go nuts. The Olympic Gold Medalist shakes his head to get himself ready, and strides down the ramp with revenge in his eyes. He walsk up next to his old rival, Sting, who is his partner tonight. Angle take soff his Title belt as Sting peels off his leather coat, and it's on!
Angle and Sting slide underneath the ropes, and the war begins! Sting goes after Raven, and the Undisputed Champion goes after hsi challenger at Night of Glory, Chris Jericho. Sting and Raven fire away with stiff rights and lefts until the Stinger gets the better of Raven, and kicks him in the gut. He grabs Raven by the hair, and tosses him out of the ring as Jericho and Angle continue to battle in the center of the ring. Sting walks over to the ring ropes, and launches himself over the top and onto Raven on the outside! Back in the, the Olympic Gold Medalist is getting the better of Y2J. Jericho launches a huge right hand, which Angle ducks. The Champion slips behind the Highlight of the Night, and locks his hands around Jericho's waist. He lifts Y2J into the air, but Jericho is able get his feet back on he ground. He shoots an elbow to the left, Angle dodges. An elbow to the right, Angle dodges. Y2J fakes another elbow to the left, and the Champ dodges the as-if attempt. Jericho captolizes on the mistake and slips behind Angle, now holding him in the belly to back position. He runs the Champion forward, bouncing him off the ropes, and Angle grabs the top rope.... Just as Jericho suspected. The Gold Medalist comes richocheting back, right into a dropkick to the back of the head! Angle's down! Jericho stomps on the Champ's head before going for the wuick win, hooking the leg. 1........ 2.. Kickout!Jericho was waiting for the kickout, and slaps on a rear chin lock while Angle's head is still in the air. The camera flashes to the outside of the ring, where Raven rakes Sting's eyes before sending him back first into the steel stairs. The Stinger flips the stairs over and lays in a heap as Raven wipes his bloody lip on his way back to his proper corner. Back in the ring, Chris Jericho wrenches the chinlock on the Undisputed Champion. Angle holds on, knowing he's in no danger of gassing out, it's too early. He grabs Y2J's hair and gives it a quick yank while he thinks of an escape route. Jericho cranks the chinlock again, and screams "C'mon you son of a bitch, you're supposed to be the Champ!" The crowd boos Jericho mercilessly, and he loves it. The Undisputed Champion senses Jericho's mind being off the match, and he stikes. In the blink of an eye, the Champion slips behind Y2J. Angle attacks with a stiff kick right down the spine, before lifting him by the hair. He lands three good right hands before pushing Jericho into the ropes, getting extra leverage on the irish whip. Y2J hits the ropes and comes dashing back, right into an earth shattering clothesline from the Gold Medalist. Angle picks Jericho up by the hair and drags him into the corner, tagging in an injured Sting.The Stinger holds his back as he ducks under the top rope before taking it to Chris Jericho. He backs Y2J into the corner, SMACK! A solid knife edge chop to the chest. SMACK! Another knife edged chop. Jericho winces in pain, his chest glowing a rosey color. Sting pulls his hand back again, feigining another chop, but instead nails Jericho in the gut with a straight toe kick. Jericho rishe sout of the corner and into the middle of the ring, where Sting follows. He grabs Y2J by the hair and lifts him up, but Jericho had it scouted. Thumb right to the eye! Sting goes down to a knee, temporarily blinded. Jericho drops the Stinger with a double axe handle to the top of the head, before stomping Sting's vulnerable body. "You want this sorry piece of crap! Take him!" Y2J walks over to Raven, who nearly foaming at the mouth at a chance to disembowl the Stinger. Raven slowly enters the ring, and approaches his prey. Sting is just regaining his vision, and barely sees Raven's boot coming before it hits him in the temple. Every fan in the arena's head starts to ache, feeling Sting's pain. Raven walks around to the other side of the Stinger, before dropping a hard stomp right on Sting's face. Blood leaks uncontrollably from Sting's nose as Raven applies a choke from behind. Sting's eyes open and close, stil ltrying to regain hif full sight. Raven realizes his choke isn't doing what he wants it to do, and abandons it. Instead, he sticks his hands in Sting's mouth, one pushing downwar dand the other pulling up. Sting screams in pain as Raven looks down, enjoying a day at the office. The referee exclaims to Raven that he's going to disqualify him if he doesn't let go, and he does at the last second. After another sick stomp, this time on the forehead, Raven goes for the pinfall.1........ 2....... Kickout!Raven snarles at the referee, irate that Sting didn't stay down for the count. He grabs Sting by the hair and pulls him up, whipping him into the ropes. Sting comes firing back. Raven attempts a clothesline, but Sting ducks! Raven turns around, as Sting hits the ropes on the other side, before jumping and conenctio nwith a flying clothesline! Raven goes down, and Sting slowly make shis way to his feet. Raven, the fresher man, comes charging at Sting, who nails him in the face with a looping right hook. Raven's knees tremble, and Sting fires away. Right hand, back hand, boot to the gut! Right hand, back hand, boot to the gut! Sting sees Raven losing it, and whips him into the corner. Without missing a beat, the Stinger leaps into the air and crushes Raven with the Stinger Splash in the corner. Raven walks out and collapses in the middle of the ring, as Sting follows, now out of breath. The Stinger hooks the leg.1......... 2.... Kickout!Sting grabs Ravne by the hair and connect with three wild right hands, all landing directly on Raven's forehead. Needing a breather, the Stinger sluggishly walks over to his corner and tags in the Undisputed Champion, much to the delight of the sold out crowd. Angle nails a stomp right on Raven's forehead that opens up a nasty cut right in the middle of his head. Like a shark, Angle dives in and capitolizes on Angle's goes to work. With little effort, the Champion gains the full mount and attempts to bash Raven's face in. Right hand! Left Hand! A Right! Another right! Another right! Raven snaps into conciousness and covers up. The Gold Medalist sees anoher oppurtunity and grabs Raven's free arm, locking in an armbar in the blink of an eye! He wrenches the arm bar, trying to pop Raven's elbow out of the socket, bu Jericho runs in and breaks it up! Y2J lands a leg drop on Kurt's wide open neck, prompting him to break the hold. Jericho seizes another oppurtunty by kicking Angle in the ribs, full force, before going back to his corner. Angle recovers, and goes back to work o nthe also recovering Raven. He grabs Raven by the hair, lifting him up.... RAVEN EFFECT! Out of nowhere!1....... 2....... Angle kicks out!Raven's too tired to put up an argument, and after laying still for a few moments, crawls over and tags in Y2J. Jericho walks over to the Champion, who is desoerately trying to regain his berrings, and uses his foot to nudge Angle's head back to the mat. Angle tries to get up again, and Y2J again pushes him back down. Jericho backs up, waiting for Angle to get to his feet. When he finally does, Jericho charges forward, but the Champion laucnhes Y2J over his head! With cat like reflexes, Y2J lands on the middle rope, ans springboards back around, nailing Angle in the back of the head with a devastating dropkick. Kurt crumbles down in the middle of the ring, as Jericho floats over for the attempted pinfall.1......... 2....... He kicks out!Jericho wasts no time going back to work, grabbing the Champ by the 2007 Mr. SNME by the head and wailing on him with right hands and hard elbow shots. One by one, he elbows continue until Kurt seems unconcius. Jericho goes for the pinfall again.1........... 2........... Angle kicked out! How'd he do it!?Y2J is irate. He grabs Kurt's legs and drags him over to the ropes, laying Angle's right knee on the bottom most rope. With a quick bounce on the bottom rope, Jericho launche sinto the air, comign down hard on the Champion's positioned knee. Angle's knee is bent backwards, hyper extending it nearly to the point of dislocation. Y2J is too smart to try and get a win with just one move, and puts Angle's foot on the ropes again, crashingdown with just as much force. The Olympic Champion rolls to the middle of the ring, trying to escape his challenger at Night of Glory. "You all done now, Kurt? You done? You can't even walk you son of a bitch!" Once again the fans send a smattering of boos in Y2J's direction. Jericho grabs Kurt's singlet and lifts him up, contemplating locking in the Walls of Jericho. Y2J smacks Angle in the face as hard as he can, and the Champion goes nuts! Double leg lift up, and there's the slam! Angle fires away lefts and right from Jericho's full guard as Y2J covers up desperately, no wanting to be hit. Jericho is finally able to kick Angle away, and hops to his feet quickly. The Champion come srunning forward, but Jericho dodges and gets behind him. Flashback! Out of nowhere! Jericho hooks the leg.1.......... 2.......... The Undisputed Champion kicks out again!Y2J can't believe it. He looks into the crowd, completely lost, before peering down on the gold medalist. He can't blame himself, so Jericho gets up and charges right upto the referee, yelling in his face. The referee yells back, which prompts Y2J to lose his temper. He shoves the ref, who shoves Jericho right back! Y2J goes stumblign backwards, jsut as Kurt Angle hops to his feet! He grabs him, lifts him, Angle Slam! Angle Slam! Jericho hits the mat with violent impact, but Kurt Angle is too tired to go for the cover right away. The Champion finally gains enough energy to crawl over and go for the pinfall.1............ 2............... Y2J kicks out!Angle doesn't complain agains the decision. Instead, he back up, and takes the straps down, ready for Jericho to rise to his feet. Angle jumps up and stomps down, anticipating the moment to strike. Jericho finally reaches his feet, and Angle moves in for the kick. Belly to belly waistlock is on tight, and the Champion wrenches backwards. German suplex! Chris Jericho's head crashes of the canvas, knocking him for a loop. The Champ keeps his grip, and forces Y2J to get up once again. German suplex! Both men look exhausted, and rightfully so. But Kurt hasn't had enough. He lifts Y2J up one last time, German Suplex! The fans are going nuts in the arena. Angle jumps into the air again, this time ready for the Ankle Lock! He grabs the foot, but Raven sneaks in from behind and clocks him i nthe back of the head. Before any real damage can be done, Sting fires away on Raven with vicous right hands! Raven is staggered! Sting backs up and clotheslines him over to the top rope, but falls to the arena floor with him! Angle locks in the Ankle Lock for good the time, and cranks it as hard as he can! He twists the ankle of Y2J until it seems as if we're all going to be forced to look away when the joint pops, but Jericho hangs in there! Angle cranks it again, and again! Raven fights away from Sting, and makes his way onto the ring apron. At the same moment, Y2J somersualts through, sending the Champion running forward... Right into Raven! Angle drops Raven with a clothesline before turning around and seeing Y2J charging at him full speed! The Gold medalist ducks the incoming double axe handle, and slips behind Y2J! ANGLE SLAM! ANGLE SLAM! Kurt rolls over and hooks both legs.1......... 2.......... 3!!! It's all over! Kurt Angle and Sting win it!
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Post by Chris Jericho on Nov 20, 2007 21:10:04 GMT -5
Kurt Angle stays on his knees the middle of the ring next to Jericho's motionless body until Sting slides into the ring... Holding the Undisputed World Heavyweight Title. Sting looks down at the Championship belt, holding it tightly in his hands. Kurt gets up from the ground, and steps in front of Sting. The Stinger looks up at the champ, then down again at the belt. Sting drops his arms to his sides, the belt dangling from his right hand. The Icon looks into the crowd, as the fans go nuts. Sting looks back at Kurt, and hands him the Title. Sting gives Kurt a tight hug, and raises his hand high into the air. Dale Oliver's 'My Quest' hits the PA system again, this time marking the victory for Sting and Kurt Angle. Sting claps for his partner, and leaves the ring through the middle rope. The fans give the Champion a standing ovation...
Kurt climbs up the turnbuckle and throws his hands in the air, Title belt and all. He climbs down, ready to pose on the other side as well... Wait a minute! Chris Jericho comes from out of no where and drops the Champion with a low blow! Angle goes down, as Y2J stands tall, holding Angle's title belt!
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