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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 27, 2007 19:04:58 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Redefined TVLIVE! From The TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, Massachusetts!5/26/07A video package of some of SNME's greatest moments begins to play along with "To Be Loved" by Papa Roach. The video suddenly shatters as we are taken live into the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, Massachusetts. The camera searches through the sold out crowd as they cheer. The camera view changes and we are looking on at the stage where giant pyros begin to explode. Finally flames ignite the stage as the lights come on. We are then taken over to the broadcast table with Austin Owens and Joey Styles.Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event. We are on the heels of Rumble in the Jungle and what a night it will be.
Owens: That's right Joey. Tonight we've got one hell of a show for ya. We've got a stellar main event as Batista and a partner take on Mr. Kennedy and a partner of his choosing.
Styles: But don't forget that we've got a five corners ladder match for a shot at the Custom Championship at Rumble in the Jungle.
Owens: And also we will be seeing our very first intergender match-up here in SNME. It will be the oh so lovely Kammy taking on Seth "The Dark Beast" Akira.
Styles: Folks, we are just moments away from what could be a huge night! The camera quickly cuts to the ring, looking to be set up for a contract signing. "Sexy Boy" suddenly blares through the P.A. bringing the fans to their feet. Shawn Michaels steps through the curtain dressed in an all black suit. He prances out onto the stage and dances for the fans. With a smile on his face he slowly makes his way to the ring and climbs up the steps. Shawn slowly enters the ring and takes a microphone from the table in the middle. As "Sexy Boy" begins to fade away Shawn clears his throat.Shawn: It was one year ago today... Triple H was defending his World Heavyweight Championship against Chris Jericho in a Lion's Den Match... And it was Chris Jericho celebrating his first ever World Championship win. On this night history was made and Rumble in the Jungle was made famous. On June 2nd, history will be made once again. "The Animal" Batista defends the World Heavyweight Championship against Chris Jericho. two best friends will fight for the last time for the most prized posession. It is now my honor to host the contract signing for this match. First, I'd like to introduce your World Heavyweight Champion... "The Animal" Batista!A thundering guitar solo blares through the arena as "Line in the Sand" begins to play. "The Animal" Batista steps through the curtain and a white suit with pink shirt. With the World Championship draped over his shoulder Batista makes his way to the ring. He slowly climbs the steps and enters the ring. He removes his sunglasses and places him in his pocket. He then nods his head over to Shawn and takes his place at the table.Shawn: And it is now my pleasure to announce... The man who will be fighting Batista for the World Championship... "The Lion Heart"... Chris Jericho!A countdown begins from five and counts all the way down to 2. "Y2J" appears across the screen as "King of My World" begins to play. Chris Jericho steps through the curtains dressed in jeans and a black button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up. Jericho slings his blond hair from side to side as he makes his way to the ring. He quickly climbs up the steps and into the ring. jericho quickly shakes Shawn's hand and nods to Batista. Jericho then takes his seat at the table. As "King of My World" begins to fade Shawn clears his throat once more and begins to speak.Shawn: now that we have both competitors we can get things under way. Now, as both of you know... You will be going head to head in a normal match which will be for the World Heavyweight Championship. There are no certain stipulations. Normal match rules apply. Batista, if you will... Seeing as YOU are the champ... Do the honor of signing first...Shawn reaches into the middle of the table and opens a briefcase. He removes a stack of papers and a pen. He sets the papers in front of Batista along with the pen. Batist flips through the pages for a moment and then looks up at Chris. he then looks over at his title, laying on the table beside the contract. Batista picks up the pen, clicks it open and signs his name on the dotted line. He clicks the pen shut and turns the papers to Jericho. He then lays the pen on them.Shawn: Chris... It is now your turn to sign...
Jericho: One moment... First, I'd like to get something off my mind. Dave... Bro... We've been through alot in this business... From NHBWO... To now... As I look back I see the two of us teaming together and even trying to kill one another. But Dave... I'm placing all of that in the past... This is the future and it is time for me to step up. Even though we may be best friends I'm not going to hold back. I am going give it my all Dave, and I will become World Heavyweight Champion... Wether you want it or not... That title belongs to me... So with all due respect... Next Sunday... It will be an honor...Jericho clicks the pen open, flips through the pages, and signs on the dotted line. He clicks the pen closed and lays it on the papers. Shawn then smiles and picks up the papers. He places them along with the pen inside the briefcase and closes it. He picks up the briefcase and holds it up for the crowd to see.Shawn: It is now set in stone... At Rumble in the Jungle it will be "The Animal" Batista defending the World Heavyweight Championship against....."Mrrrrrrrrrrr. Keeeeeeeeennnnnneeeeeddddyyyyy!
KENNEDY!"Mr. Kennedy's music begins to play as he steps through the curtain. Shawn, Chris, and Dave all look on at Kennedy who has just interrupted the end of the contract signing. With a microphone in hand Kennedy begins to speak.Kennedy: Some champ you are Dave... Haha! Last week I told you I'd beat your ass... And I did just that. Batista... Your time is running out here in SNME and your days are numbered as champ.
Batista: What the hell do you want Kennedy?
Kennedy: You know what I want Dave... I want what everyone else wants... The World Heavyweight Championship!
Jericho: Woah, woah, woah junior! The only person around here that is getting a shot at that belt is ME!
Kennedy: Chris... Stay out of this... You've got nothing to do with it... This is about me and Batista... Ya see, it wasn't too long ago that Batista was offered a spot in the most elite group ever... the New World Order... Dave... You turned us down bud... And that wasn't the right thing to do...
Batista: You wanna make me pay? You find yourself a tag team partner and I'll find me one. And we'll finish this tonight!Batista looks back at Jericho who backs away shrugging his shoulders.Kennedy: It is pretty pathetic when your own best friend won't have your back Dave... Haha! I'll see you tonight...Kennedy's music blares through the arena once more as we quickly cut to a commercial break. vs. Seth "The Dark Beast" Akira vs. Kammy(Intergender Match)The arena goes dark as "Run" By The Insane Clown Posse blasts over the arena as Seth “The Dark Beast” Akira walks through the curtain to a crowd of boo’s.Howard Finkel: The following contest is an intergender match scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Hell’s Gate, weighing in at 225lbs, Seth “The Dark Beast” Akira!Seth makes his way into the ring as his music dies down. “What Kammy Wants, Kammy Gets” plays over the PA system as the fans rise to their feet as Kammy walks down the ramp holding her Women’s Title and slapping the hands of her fans on her way to the ring. She climbs into the ring as she is introduced.Howard Finkel: And his opponent, from Woodbridge, New Jersey, she is the SNME Women’s Champion, Kammy!The referee ties the straight jacket onto Seth Akira as he wished. Kammy looks on with an evil stare"Ding, ding, ding!"Seth walks to the middle of the ring with the straight jacket on. Kammy showing no fear walks right up and gets in his face. Seth makes a kissing motion with his lips, which drives Kammy to deliver a hard slap to his face. Seth looks angry, but then looks back at Kammy and smiles. Kammy looks on as she delivers a fist to the face that pushes Seth back against the ropes. Kammy charges and spears Seth through the ropes as both fall to the floor. Kammy gets back up to her feet and continues to stomp Seth, as he isn’t capable of getting up due to his straight jacket. Kammy picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. She slides back in and delivers an elbow drop to his back, then rolls him over for a pin."1………..2……….kickout!"Seth pushes with his legs as Kammy rolls off. Seth gets back on his feet and bounces himself off the ropes, then comes charging and tackles Kammy to her back as the fans boo. Kammy rolls on her side and uses the ropes to help her back to her feet. Seth, using his knees stands up and and the two begin to circle eachother.Seth: Come on you slut!Fueled by rage, Kammy takes off running. She dives, tackling Seth to the ground. She begins to punch him in the face over and over again. Seth laughs with an evil smile upon his face. He likes what Kammy is doing becasue he is sick and twisted. Seth rolls over, knocking Kammy off of him. She then begins kicking him in the ribs over and over again. Seth finally gets to his knees and she slaps him across the face. Seth licks his lips and jumps up. He headbutts Kammy and she stumbles backwards. Seth kicks her in the gut. As she bends forward to hold her stomach he knees her in the face, knocking her facedown. Seth looks at the ropes and takes off running. He leaps onto the middle rope and backflips off it. Moonsault! Kammy holds her back as Seth gets up. He quickly begins putting the boots to her as if she were a man, just like him. Seth suddenly stops kicking her and starts to maniacally laugh. An evil smile rolls across his face. And then, will all of his strength, he rips through the straight jacket. The arms come untied behind him and he is free. Seth snatches Kammy up by the hair and she begins nailing him with lefts and rights. Seth is being rocked back and fourth and he ducks a clothesline. Seth bounces off the ropes. clothesline! Seth hits her so hard she flips in the air and lands on her neck. Seth pulls Kammy up by the hair and positions her in front of her. In a blink of an eye he nails her with the Execution! Seth lays over her and covers her."1....2.....3!"
Howard Finkel: Here is your winner... Seth "The Dark Beast" Akira!"Run" quickly begins to play as Seth looks down at Kammy. He quickly pulls her up and pulls her hair. He looks her dead in the eye and licks her cheek. Just as he is about to kiss her "Miseria Cantare" echos through the arena. Seth looks to the entrance, almost frightened. Dashing from the crowd, CM Punk leaps over the barricade. Punk slides into the ring and catches Seth across the face with a heel kick! Seth drops Kammy and Punk begins to lay into him with kicks. Seth drops to the mat and quickly escapes from the ring. Punk kicks the ropes, daring Seth to enter the ring again. Punk quickly kneels down beside Kammy, making sure she is ok. As Seth and Punk lock eyes Punk mouths something. "I'll see you at Rumble in the Jungle!" Seth nods his head in agreement as we Punk kisses Kammy on the cheek and helps her to her feet.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 27, 2007 19:07:08 GMT -5
We quickly cut backstage where we see Kennedy walking the halls. As he comes to each door he reades the name tags, searching for a partner seeing as Nash is not here yet.Kenney: Randy Orton... Naw! .....Sting... I wish. Chris Benoit... Pfft!Kennedy continues on down the hall, still without a partner. He then comes to a door and his eyes begin to gleam.KennedY: Aha! A former World Champ...Without knocking Kennedy slowly opens the door. He peaks in, seeing who is in there and makes his entrance.Kennedy: Hey you!A startled CM Punk turns around from taping up his hands. Kammy then walks out, nothing but a towel on and soaking wet from a shower.. Kennedy's jaw drops as Kammy blushes.CM Punk: Over her Ken!
Kennedy: Oh! Yeah! Sorry about that... Thought I had died and gone to heaven.
CM Punk: You need something?
Kennedy: No... Why do you say that?
CM Punk: Because everytime you come around you always want something...
Kennedy: Ok...ok. I got a big tag match tonight in the main event against Batista and a partner of his choosing. Nash isn't here yet so I figured I'd find me a partner. And so far... You're the best one I've come across... So what do ya say? Buddy... Pal... BFF... Haha!
CM Punk: Ya know Ken... On any other night I'd probably turn the offer down, but I'm in a pretty stressed mood and all with what's been going on lately. So yeah... I'll be out there. And this better not back fire!
Kennedy: (Staring at Kammy) Oh, I've already fired my load... Haha!
CM Punk: get outta here!Punk tosses the roll of tape at Kennedy as he leaves. Kammy then steps in front of CM Punk. The camera lowers and all we see is the towel hit the floor. The sound of kissing is heard as we cut back to ringside. vs. vs. vs. vs. Alex Shelley vs. "King" Booker vs. Muhammad Hassan vs. Scott Parker vs. Curt Hennig(Five Corners Ladder Match: Winner Fights Super Dragon at RITJ For The Custom Championship.)We cut to the ring where a briefcase hangs high above the canvas. Ladders surround the outside of the ring as Howard Finkel stands in the ring.Fink: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the 5 Corners Ladder Match! The only way to win this match is by climbing the ladder, and grabbing this briefcase. The winner of this match will go on to Rumble in the Jungle to face Super Dragon for the Custom Championship!Mr. Perfect’s music plays over the arena as he struts down to the ring. Perfect climbs up the stairs and into the ring. Alex Shelley’s them blares over the arena as he sprints down the ring with his camera, which he promptly sets up on the outside of the ring. Scott Parker’s theme plays as the new superstar struts down to the ring, flaunting his body. The crowd doesn’t care as he slides into the ring. King Booker’s music plays as the royal superstar makes his way down to the ring. As Booker gets into the ring, “ALAAAYEYAYAYYEY” blares over the arena, signaling the return of Muhammad Hassan. Hassan strides down the ramp, and tosses off his sacred headpiece as he sldies into the ring.The 5 men stand in the ring looking up at the briefcase as the bell rings. Slowly, the men lower their gazes and charge at each other. Shelley slides out of the ring and grabs a ladder. Hassan and Perfect brawl, as does Booker and Parker. Hassan levels Perfect with a clothesline as Booker near decapitates Scott with a crescent kick. Hassan and Booker lock up, with Hassan spinning behind Booker and dropping him with a reverse DDT. Shelley slides back into the ring with the ladder and takes Hassan down with the steel climbing contraption. Alex sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring, and begins climbing but is thrown off by Scott Parker. Scott now stars climbing, but Perfect throws him off! Perfect begins climbing now, but Booker kicks him right in the back, knocking Perfect off of the ladder. King Booker starts climbing, but Hassan has the same idea, and starts climbing up on the other side. Both men are nearing the top as Alex Shelley leaps off of the turnbuckle with a dropkick, slamming into the ladder! It tips over and both men fall off! Shelley slowly raises to his feet, but is taken down by a spear from Scott Parker! Parker is quickly back up to his feet, but Perfect nails him with a German Suplex! Hassan and Booker are just getting to their senses when Perfect takes Booker out with a baseball slide! Hassan rolls into the ring, and drops Perfect with a clothesline. Hassan sets up the ladder again and goes to climb, but Alex Shelley starts punching him. Hassan elbows Alex in the jaw, sending him back. Hassan charges at Shelley, but Alex sends him over the top trope with a perfectly executed belly to belly suplex! Perfect now takes his turn at Shelley, pummeling him with lefts and rights. Alex is whipped foolishly against the ropes, where he leaps onto the ladder and climbs like a little squirrel! Perfect just realizes this and climbs up under Shelley. Alex kicks Perfect in the head, and climbs up to the top! NOBODY IS AROUND! ALEX GRABS THE BRIEFCASE!NO! SCOTT PARKER PUSHES THE LADDER OVER! SHELLEY CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE! The fans gasp in shock as Alex’s light body strikes the floor hard with a thud. Hassan rolls back into the ring, and starts nailing Parker with lefts and rights, finally nailing a dropkick, which sends Parker across the ring. Booker rolls back into the ring, and drops Hassan with a BOOKEND! Booker starts climbing up the ladder slowly as does Perfect. Both men reach the top, and start punching each other. They start to wobble and lose balance, but Mr. Perfect straightens himself out and grabs Booker……PERFECTPLEX OFF OF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! BAH GAWD WHAT A MOVE! Parker is now up and moving as is Hassan, who has a chair. Hassan drills Parker right in the gut, and hits the Arabian DDT! Parker is out cold, as Hassan slowly ascends the ladder. Shelley is stirring to his feet as Hassan grabs the briefcase, and falls off with it!Fink: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE CUSTOM TITLE AT RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE….HE IS MUHAMMED HASSAN!Hassan celebrates with his briefcase as Super Dragon makes his way to the top of the ramp. Dragon is seen clapping sarcastically, then pointing at his title. Hassan motions for the belt around his waist. Dragon raises the belt up above his head as we cut to a commercial break.We quickly cut backstage to Chris Jericho's lockeroom.Batista: Why in the hell can't you be my partner Chris?
Jericho: I told you Dave. This is my night off. I have to get prepared for next Sunday.
Batista: Well so do I!
Jericho: Hey, I didn't get you into this match... You did! And Dave, you're going to have to get yourself out of it.
Batista: Ya know... I thought we were best friends...
Jericho: We are Dave... I just don't want to be worn out for next weekend.
Batista: Whatever... I'm out of here... Gotta find me a real partner... Someone who gives a damn...
Jericho: Dave! Dave....Batista exits the lockeroom and the camera follows him. Batista walks down the halls searching for someone...anyone to be his partner. He then hears a voice from around the corner. Batista looks around the corner and spots Randy Orton talking with someone and drinking coffee.Batista: Randy!
Orton: Hold on one second man. I'm talking here.
Batista: I don't have time to wait. I have got to find a tag team partner for tonight.
Orton: And you're asking me? ha!
Batista: Don't you remember Randy? It was you and me in NHBWO. We came in together, and we worked together as a team. I even remember our first big match at Battle Mania against Kane. Come on Randy... For old time's sake?
Orton: Ya know what Dave... Just so you'll shut up, I'll be your partner... Seeing as you'll be leaving soon I won't have to put up with this anymore.
Batista: Thanks man. This really means alot to me. It is gonna be great, us two teaming up again.
Orton: Yeah, yeah.Orton turns back to the woman he was talking to earlier. He places his arm around her and walks off down the hall.Batista: See ya out there... Buddy...
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 27, 2007 23:57:36 GMT -5
We quickly cut over to MVP's lockeroom where he is getting a pep talk from Teddy Long.Teddy Long: Now playa'... You gotta get yo' head in the game. We saw what happened last week when that fool put that stuff in yo' water. Now you gotta go out there and beat his ass!
MVP: Teddy, I've never felt better. Last week was a fluke. You know it... I know it... And the rest of the world knows it. Montel Vontavious Porter is better than that crap, and I will not stand for it. I will not lose. I have trained myself and taught myself that losing is not the key to success. Teddy, I must win tonight. I must make a name for myself. I must teach Edge a lesson. And that fool... He'll regret the day he ever put that poison in my water!
Teddy Long: You tell him playa'! Now lets get out there and get to thuggin' and buggin' on that fool! Ya feel me playa'?
MVP: I feel ya T-Lo. Edge doesn't stand a chance!MVP slips his shades on and walks past Teddy. T-Lo gives him a good pat on the back and follows him out the door of the lockeroom. We then cut to the ring. vs. MVP vs. Edge"You Think You Know Me" suddenly echos through the arena. "Metalingus" by Alterbridge begins to play as "The Rated R Superstar" Edge comes dashing through the curtains. Edge throws up his hands trying to get the crowd pumped, but he only gets a few cheers in return. Edge takes off running down the ramp and slides into the ring. He jumps to his feet and climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Edge throws up his hands once more, but still he doesn't get the reaction he wants.
"Hit 'Em With A Left... Hit 'Em With A Right..." echos through the arena. Three 6 Mafia's "Its A Fight" begins to play as a massive wave of fog covers the ramp. Teddy points to the curtains as Montel Vontavious Porter steps through the curtains. MVP, looking more cocky than ever, leans back throwing up his hands. Massive flames explode across the stage. MVP finally lowers his hands and pulls his shades off. He tosses them to Teddy who places them in his pocket. MVP then does a hand motion as if he just shot a basketball. He then makes his way down the ramp with Teddy following him, patting him on the back. MVP quickly climbs the steps and enters the ring. Teddy follows close behind him, yelling at Edge, telling him that he doesn't stand a chance. Referee Mike Chioda quickly tells Teddy to leave the ring and he does. Chioda calls for the bell to get things started."Ding, Ding, Ding!"MVP steps forward, daring Edge to come at him. Edge charges at him, MVP leaps over him. MVP bounces off the ropes... Clothesline! Edge goes down hard. MVP hols his arms up, taunting Edge. Edge quickly stands up and shoves MVP. MVP begins to laugh at him. Edge doesn't wake any of this and dives on MVP. Edge swings and swings, nailing MVP with lefts and rights. Chioda quickly breaks it up and tells Edge to back off. MVP shakes off the punches and pulls himself up.
As both men stand across the ring, MVP points at Edge and yells, "You're mine!" Edge smiles and MVP charges forwards. Edge ducks a clothesline. MVP bounces off the ropes... Dropkick! Edge goes flying backwards. MVP quickly stands up and goes over to Edge. He begins putting the boots to him, stomping with al; his force. Edge quickly rolls out of the ring, avoiding anymore stomps from MVP. He then comes into contact with Teddy who begins to harass him. Edge shoves Teddy and MVP slides out of the ring. He nails edge across the back with a double forearm. Edge fals forward and MVP grabs a hand full of hair. MVP slams him head first on the apron. He then rolls Edge onto the apron with his head hanging off. MVP gets onto the apron and nails a leg drop across Edge's throat! Edge begins to gasp for air as he rolls away from MVP. MVP slides back into the ring and he pulls Edge up by the hair. He pulls Edge up, so that he is facing the other way. MVP wakes a few steps back and spins around... Malicious Intent! MVP's foot connects with the back of edge's head and he collapses to the ground. MVP pulls him to the center of the ring and goes for the pin. Chioda makes the count..."1....2....."MVP pulls Edge up and begins to laugh. MVP shakes his head no and Chioda fusses at him for pulling Edge up. MVP pulls Chioda towards him and yells in his face. he then shoves Chioda, causing him to fall through the ropes and to the outside. MVP pulls Edge up and lays him across the ropes. Teddy suddenly stands on the apron with a chair in hand. He holds the chair over the back of Edge's head and once again... Malicious Intent! The chair smacks into the back of Edge's head and he collapses to the mat. Teddy slides the chair into the ring and MVP pulls Edge up. He positions Edge for what looks to be his other finisher... He then takes a step backwards so that he is over the chair... Playmaker! Playmaker right on the damn chair! The back of Edge's head begins to pour blood as MVP slides the chair to Teddy. Teddy tosses the chair away as Mike Chioda climbs into the ring. MVP stands up, placing his foot across Edge's chest. Chioda makes the count."1.......2........3!"
Howard Finkel: Here is your winner..... Montel! Vontavious! Porter!"Its A Fight" echos through the arena and Teddy climbs into the ring. MVP pulls Edge up, and in a blink of an eye he tosses Edge out of the ring. Teddy then calls for a microphone and hands it to MVP as his music fades way.MVP: Haha! I told you edge! I told you that I'd make you pay... And now look at you... Your head is all busted open and you're laying on the outside of the ring. Tonight... I made an example of Edge. So for all of you guys in the back... Let that be a warning for you. You don't mess with the Playmaker... You don't mess with the MVP... You don't mess with Montel... Vontavious... Porter! Because if you do... You'll get struck with some Malicious Intent! Haha! And this Sunday... My presence will be known!MVP tosses the microphone to the mat as his music begins to play once more. MVP and Teddy exit the ring and slowly make their way to the back.The lights in the arena dim dark as a white light brightly flashes on and off. Suddenly, the nWo’s music hits and the seven foot three hundred pound monster from the New World Order – Kevin Nash - makes his presence known. Nash slowly walks out wearing his ring attire with an nWo shirt over it and his SNME Championship around his shoulder. Nash walks down the ramp and taunts to the crowd as they boo heavily. As Nash nears the ring he sees a sign that reads ‘NWO SUCKS’ and he tears it up. Nash then slides into the ring and shows off his title to the crowd. Suddenly, a burst of pyrotechnics explodes in the background and the lights of the arena finally fade back to normal as Nash is handed a microphone.Nash: Well, well, well it seems like Big Daddy Cool has finally returned to Massachusetts and I have to say that it really sucks. The people of Massachusetts are some of the dumbest and most stubborn people I have ever met in my entire life and if I didn’t have a point to make out here tonight I wouldn’t even allow you damn people to take a look at the best wrestler ever. The crowd boos heavily and Nash has a smirk a mile long because of it.Nash: See, for too long I have been sitting in the back and I have been doing nothing. Sure, I have been kicking ass, sure I have been on the top of the world and sure nothing has ever been going better for me, but it really sucks. See, I am the Saturday Night Main Event Champion and I have yet to have a real challenger for this title. See the New World Order enjoys kicking ass, but after awhile no one enjoys the same old shit. See John Cena has already felt the raft of this giant and he thinks he can beat me at a different time. Damn that kid must be out of his mind. So right now I am issuing an open challenge to any person who thinks they can beat me. About thirty seconds pass and no one comes out. Nash: I knew there was not one person that would be man enough to face me. Suddenly, a deep blue hue fills the arena and chills go through the spines of each and every fan. A thick fog starts to build up on the arena and instantly the entire arena goes dark. A red spotlight is now shining on one part of the stage as fire shoots up around it. Soon, a very familiar guitar rip plays over the PA system of the arena and the infamous song Choke by Kazy starts playing. Through the circle of fire and thick smoke a body is finally able to seen. This man wears a black leather jacket, a punisher tee-shirt and ripped jean shorts with military boots. The man has deep black locks of hair that cover his face with eyes that can pierce the soul in a second. The man slowly rises each of his hands with clenched fists into the crucifix pose and tilts his head back. In the ring Kevin Nash is freaking out as he realizes the man he is staring at is Raven. The crowd erupts in cheers and a Raven chant as the arena fades completely back except for one sole spot light that shines ever so brightly on Raven. Raven: Kevin Nash, your body has been consumed by greed and greed leads to many people doing many stupid things. Kevin Nash, tonight you did the worst of things, tonight you called out a man that should have never returned…you called out anyone, well you certainly got someone. See Kevin Nash, you just opened up the gates to your own personal hell and the raven does not stop attacking its prey until it is completely dead. Nash, the only problem is I am greedy too. Greed is the reason I am back and greed has consumed my soul. But, I can control what you find uncontrollable and I will take your SNME Championship. Nash: Raven, stop right there. You come out here and talk about greed, well you know something I am greedy. But that will not stop me from kicking your ass from Massachusetts to Miami! Raven, you want my title and if you want me then get your ass down here and try to get it. Raven drops his microphone and slowly starts walking towards the ring. Suddenly, Blake Rhodes, Nick Martel and Abyss all run out and cut off Raven. The three men hold Raven back but don’t realize that Kevin Nash has sneaked out of the ring and is going for a sneak attack. Raven pushes through The Flock and blocks one of Nash’s punches; kicks him in the stomach and nails the Even Flow. Raven quickly stands up and looks at The Flock with a look of evil before escaping to the back through the crowd. Choke by Kazy starts to play again as Raven and The Flock have a stare down and we fade to commercial. “It’S All Over” tears over the arena as the fans begin to boo their heads off. Sam X walks out from behind the curtain, clad in faded jeans and a black shirt. Sam is ignorant to the fans boos as he slowly walks to the ring. As he reaches the steps, Sam climbs up slowly, only to slink into the ring. X calls for a chair and a mic threateningly, and they are slid to him by a ring worker. X sets up the chair, and proceeds to sit down. Sam brings the microphone up to his lips, as the fans boo even more. Sam ignores it and begins to speak.Sam: This week, this week was one that not many will forget, especially Joey Leone. Let me tell you a story.Sam leans back in his chair as the lights slowly dim.Sam: Back in August of last year, a new team was introduced to Saturday Night’s Main Event. They were known as the New Phenomenon, who were quickly making an impact in ECW. SNME needed to have these two men, who went by the names Joey Phenomenal and Sam X. These men were best friends since they met in middle school. They trained on a trampoline everyday they could. Soon enough, both of these men got a match at an indy show. They sky rocketed off of that, winning various and multiple tag titles until ECW picked them up. That’s when they won the Tag Titles their first night there. A week after that, the New Phenomenon was in SNME. We were unstoppable, winning the tag titles at Highway to Hell. But we lost, however almost instantly recovered and won the titles back in an Ultimate X match. And from there on, it was a smooth ride until we met Generation Next. They were another cream of the crop team. Bred from the indies, and great wrestlers. We had the best fued in a long time, where it culminated in a Deathmatch at Revolution where we retained. Then came Unbreakable. The night that shattered my life. When I…you all know the story. Then look at us right now. Leone, was it worth it? Was it worth your blood to win the tag titles? I’m sure back then your answer was yes, but now, now I think it’s a whole different story. Leone, it felt so good to finally unleash all the rage that has been brewing inside of me on you. Your blood felt good. At Rumble in the Jungle, no matter what match we are in, you will be crucified by the new Sam X. And with my new manager leading me on, there will be no stopping the next big thing. At Rumble in the Jungle, evil will reign. Sam stands up and rips his shirt off. He grabs the chair and awaits Triple H. vs. "The Game" Triple H vs. Sam X(Street Fight)“The Game” tears over the arena as Triple H strides out from the curtain, clad in jeans and wielding a sledgehammer. The Game walks down to the ring, and is being stared down by Sam X. HHH slides into the ring but is jumped right off the bat by Sam. X clobbers him with the chair. Triple H tries to get up, but Sam keeps on hitting him with the chair. Triple H has nothing left, and allows Sam to lift him to his feet. X whips him across the ring, and as HHH comes back, Sam near decapitates him with a thrust kick. Sam mounts HHH and begins punching him with taped fists. Triple H grabs a fist, and rolls Sam over, and retaliates with fists of his own! HHH gets off of Sam and lands a few stomps in his ribs. Sam grabs Trips foot and flips him on his back. X slides out of the ring, and digs underneath the apron for a weapon. X pulls out a barbwire bat and slides back into the ring. Triple H is just getting back to his feet as Sam drills him in the head with the bat. Blood instantly starts pouring out of his head. Sam starts stomping the crap out of HHH before finally relenting. Sam drags Trips to his feet and whips him across the ring. HHH comes back, and Sam snatches him up for the Void Slam. Sam swings Triple H around and plants him with the Void Slam as the lights go out.“ At Rumble in the Jungle……..I’M BACK! HAHAHAHAHAH!”The lights snap back on. Sam stands over the fallen Triple H and decides he’s not done. Sam sticks Triple H underneath his lefs, and flips him up onto his shoulders. X has Triple H in the crucifix position, and all of a sudden, plants him with a Crucifix Bomb! Sam covers the beaten and bloody Triple H.1…..2…..3!Fink: Here is your winner, SAM X! Sam raises his hands in the air, and grabs a mic.Sam: Leone, at Rumble in the Jungle, evil will take you down.All of a sudden, a video starts playing on the TitanTron.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 27, 2007 23:59:20 GMT -5
Click....Clack....Click...Clack....the sound of footsteps are heard against a hard, white paneled floor as voices can be heard mumbling important sentences to each other. The sound of a baby crying interrupts, closely followed by the sound of what sounds like Nurses and Doctors yelling for a stretcher. The sound of a door shutting is heard, and the view shows a hospital bed, with a man sitting on it. His back faces the camera, and his shirt is off. We can see large, white bandages wrapped tightly around his entire abdominal area. The man starts to speak in a low tone, just enough for his voice to be heard."He thinks he can get away with this.....he thinks I wont get my hands on him.....he thinks I wont...KILL HIM!?"The man's voice grows loud as he yells. He swiftly punches a near by wall, and turns his head slowly towards the camera, revealing himself to be Joey Leone. A white bandage covers a small area over his right eye."Sam X....I trusted you....I let my heart do the thinking instead of my gut. I gave you the benefit of the doubt...and this is how you fucking repay me?! You damn near shattered my ribs you son of a bitch! Doctors say I may need major time off...."Joey gets up, and slowly begins to pace around the small doctors office. He puts his hands on his head...and begins to laugh."They want me to sit out at Rumble in the Jungle....hahaha....Sam X, you WILL NOT get off that easy. Because you see...I WILL be at RITJ. We WILL have a match. Sam X...you cant run....you cant hide.....because at RITJ...I will have your ass locked inside of a Lions Den! And I swear to god....you wont make it out alive......"Joey sits down, holding his ribs. He sits, staring at a wall....as SNME goes to a commercial break. Main Event:vs. "The Animal" Batista & Randy Orton vs. Mr. Kennedy & CM Punk(Special Referee: Jay West)We quickly fade from Joey Leone to the ring. Howard Finkel stands in the middle of the ring, ready to announce the main event.Howard Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match! It is also your main event for the evening!A massive guitar solo sounds throughout the arena bringing the fans to their feet. "Line in the Sand" begins to play as "The Animal" Batista, your World Heavyweight Champion, steps through the curtain. With the World Championship fastened around his waist, "The Animal" takes his place on stage. He spreads his legs and then begins to violently shake, doing his usual machine gun taunt. Pyros explode all behind him, sending massive vibrations through the TD Banknorth Garden. Batista slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the many fans begging for him. "The Animal" climbs up the steps and quickly enters the ring. He walks from one side of the ring to the other, getting the crowd on their feet. He then unstraps his title, handing it to head referee, John Shontz.
As Batista's music begins to fade "Burn in My Light" slams through the arena. Not sure whether to cheer or boo him, the fans give him a half and half reaction: some cheering and some booing. Orton steps through the curtain, no "Cowboy" Bob Orton behind him. Randy raises his arms with that cocky look on his face as sparks fall from the ceiling behind him. As the smoke begins to linger Orton strolls down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. he quickly enters the ring and goes to each corner, posing as usual with his arms spread wide open.
"Miseria Cantare" suddenly interrupts Randy's music and the fans give another mixed reaction. CM Punk steps through the curtain with a tiny grin on his face. He lifts his hands above his head, bringing them into the shape of an "X". The fans do this along with him as he stares to the ring at Orton and Batista. Punk slowly makes his way down the ramp, pulling his shirt off. He tosses it to the crowd before rolling into the ring. As Punk waits for his partner he loosens up his wrists and stretches.
"Mrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Keeeeeeeeeennnnnnneeeeedddddyyyyyy..............KENNEDY! suddenly echos through the arena bringing a round of boos with it. The loudmouth of SNME. Mr. Kennedy himself quickly steps through the curtain. With the Intercontinental Championship draped over his shoulder, Kennedy raises his hands, posing for the crowd. He smiles as they politely boo him more and more. Kennedy then takes off walking down the ramp, ignoring any held out hands hoping for a high-five. Kennedy quickly slides into the ring and tosses his belt to John Shontz. He then removes his shirt as Howard Finkel steps to the middle of the ring.Howard Finkel: First, standing to me left... It is the team of "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton and your current World Heavyweight Champion... "The Animal" Batista! And standing to my right... It is the team of CM Punk and your current Intercontinental Champion...
Mr. Kennedy: Hold up buddy! I do all of my own introductions. Standing before you... The greatest make shift team you've ever seen in this ring... You have CM Punk... A former World Heavyweight Champion... And then you have muah... A former two-time Custom Champion... A two-time Intercontinental Champion... Ladies and gentlemen, I am Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Keeeeeeeeennnnnnnneeeeeedddddyyyyyyyyy! ............Ken...Orton slaps the microphone from Kennedy's hand before he can finish."Ding, Ding, Ding!"Orton and Kennedy begin to exchange blows as Batista and Punk do the same. The referee quickly demands for control and the four men seperate. The two teams go to their respective corners and begin to decide who is going in first. Punk decides he will go first and Orton says he will go in. Kennedy and Batista take their places on the apron and the two legal men begin to circle eachother. Punk holds out his hands for a test of strength and Orton slaps them down. Orton quickly locks in a headlock. Punk bounces him off the ropes and sends him across the ring. Orton ducks a clothesline. Both men hit the ropes... Double clothesline! Both men go down and the crowd goes nuts. they quickly get to their feet. Orton goes at Punk... Hip toss! Orton rolls through it and charges again... Arm drag! Punk drops and elbow. Punk quickly pulls Orton to his feet and begins hittinh him with a combo of punches and kicks. Orton tries to block them but they are to quick for him. Out of desperation, Orton dives forward, tackling Punk to the ground. Orton locks in a headlock and begins to pound on Punk's forehead. The referee quickly breaks it up and Orton pulls Punk up. Punk swings! Orton ducks! Neckbreaker! Punk goes down holding his neck. Orton goes for a quick cover."1....2....Kickout!"Punk kicks out and Orton quickly pulls him up. Orton drags Punk to the corner and tags in Batista. Kennedy begins to yell across the ring, angered at the site of Punk getting beat on. Batista holds Punk while Orton delivers a few body shots. Punk falls to his knees as Batista drops him. Orton exits the ring and Batista drills him in the ribs with a kick. Punk rolls over to his back, holding his ribs. Batista drives his boot into Punk's ribs over and over until Punk rolls out of the ring. Batista begins to taunt Kennedy, who looks even more angry. Kennedy tries to enter the ring and the referee gets in his face. Kennedy shoves the referee out of the ring and goes after Batista. Kennedy ducks a clothesline... Punk slides in... Chairshot! Batista falls to the ground and Punk drops the chair. Orton jumps into the ring. Kennedy throws lefts and rights, connecting with Orton. Orton ducks a left... RKO! No! Kennedy throws Orton off of him. Chairshot! Orton stumbles around and Kennedy gets him on his shoulders. Batista sits up and Punk drills him with the chair again, this time busting him open. Kennedy climbs to the top turnbuckle with Orton on his shoulders. Kennedy lets out a yell and Punk tosses the chair in front of the corner. Kennedy leaps off... Kenton Bomb on the chair! Orton screams in pain! Orton's back landed right on that chair and he begins to squirm in pain. Orton rolls out of the ring and Punk drags Batista to the center of the ring. He pulls Tista up... Pepsi Twist! Batista falls to the ground and Kennedy looks to the turbuckle. He quickly climbs it, perching at the top. Kennedy lets out a yell and flips off, nailing Batista with a Swanton Bomb! The referee slides into the ring and Kennedy covers him with a cocky smile on his face."1......2.......3!"
Howard Finkel: Here are your winners... Mr. Kennedy and CM Punk!The crowd begins to boo as Kennedy stands tall in the middle of the ring. Kenney motions to the entrance and here comes Nash. As Nash slowly makes his way down the ramp, Raven, Abyss, and Martel come charging out. All three attack him from behind. Kennedy looks on, but it attacked by Orton. Punk helps Kennedy, but Seth comes charging down the ramp. Seth slides into the ring, diving on Punk. the two begin to throw punches back and fourth. The SNME lockeroom suddenly unloads and everyone comes rushing out. the ring is now filled with everyone. People are being tossed out left and right. Jericho suddenly charges down the ramp and into the ring. He quickly begins to help clear the ring. As the last man is thrown over, it is Jericho and Batista left. The two slowy back up, bumping into eachother. Both men quickly turn around, looking the other in the eyes. They begin to mouth things, to low to be heard on camera. The two men step closer to eachother getting nose to nose as we fade to black......
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Alex Shelley
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 28, 2007 11:15:28 GMT -5
DAMN SO CLOSE!!!!
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 28, 2007 15:28:57 GMT -5
MVP VS. EDGE HAS BEEN ADDED!!!
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Post by Mr. Kennedy on May 28, 2007 19:39:30 GMT -5
wow, this was an awesome show. it has definatly psyched me up for the ppv! great work guys!
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Post by Montel Vontavious Porter on May 29, 2007 15:00:49 GMT -5
Just like I figured... Edge got his sorry ass beat...
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