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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Mar 19, 2007 18:39:25 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Redefined TVLIVE! From The Asylum in Nashville, Tennessee!3/17/07Static covers the screen, and silence pierces our ears. Papa Roach's "To Be Loved" suddenly breaks the silence as the SNME logo explodes through the Static. A video of some of SNME Unbreakable is shown as the song grows faster and heavier. Suddenly we are brought live into the Asylum in Nashville, Tennessee! The arena is slam packed with the SNME Fan-Nation, as massive pyros explode all across the stage. The thunderous explosions suddenly come to a hault and we are brought ringside with Joey Styles and Austin Owens.Joey Styles: Welcome to the aftermath of Ubreakable ladies and gentlemen. i'm Joey Styles, and I'm here with my partner Austin Owens.
Austin Owens: Last night was a hell of a night, but instead of being unbreakable...everything was broken! Bodies were beaten and careers were almost ended. Last night a lethal poison was injected into SNME, and slowly its going to eat away at us.....
Styles: And that poison is the NWO. That's right, last night Casey Kage, Jay West, and Scott Hall reformed the NWO. Kage was crowned the champion as Hall and West branded Shawn Michaels across the back with those three cancerous letters.....N...W.....O! Click..... Like Always.... N....W......O....Joey Styles is quickly cut off with the sound of static. The picture for fans watching at home goes black and white ad the infamous "NWO" music begins to play. Through the curtain steps SNME's supposedly three baddest men, Casey Kage, Scott Hall, and Jay West. All three men walk out dressed in black jeans and an NWO shirt. The three men slowly make their wat down to the ring, and then enter it. Kage holds his precious title above his head as Hall points to him. West smiles and claps for his two goons. The music slowly dies down as Hall grabs a microphone.Scott Hall: Hey yo! For all you little punks out there in the crowd booing us......shut the hell up! The New World Order is back chicos, and there isn't a damn thing you pople can do.....hell even anyone for that matter. You see, last night Casey Kage became World Champion.....and last night....the nWo was reborn. So let me give you people a little survey. Now do you want to see the nWo beat the hell out of someone....or do you want to see the nWo sit back and run the show and leave everyone alone?The crowd boos for the first choice and somewhat cheers for the second one.Hall: Survey says......that's one more for the good guys....so tonight the nWo is gonna do whatever we want.....and Shawn Michaels - yeah I know you're back there - you're not gonna do anything to stop us!"Sexy Boy" suddenly blasts through the speakers bringing out a battered and beaten Shawn Michaels. With a microphone in hand, Shawn asks for his music to be cut.Shawn: I see you're all dressed in jeans and t-shirts huh? Well you better get your gear on because one of you is going to be competeing tonight.
Hall: Oh yeah?
Shawn: You're damn right Hall.......and while we're at it...I think you'll be the member of the nWo to have to compete tonight. So get your gear on...chico!Shawn drops the microphone as his music begins to play once more. Hall throws his microphone down and kicks the ropes in anger. We quickly cut to commercial break as the nWo begin leaving the ring.[/color] [/center] [/color] "Ding, Ding, Ding!"The music slowly comes to a halt. The bell sounds and the match is set to go as Kendrick walks over to the corner on the far side of the ring where Hart stands and steps right in his face. Both men exchange words.Brian then brings his hands up and softly shoves Hart. Kevin shoves Brian back, but harder. Hard enough to send Kendrick onto the mat and to roll backwards and end up on his knees all the way on the other side of the ring. Kendrick steps back to his feet and rushes back to Hart, but Hart quickly drops and delivers a dropkick to Brian's left knee. Brian instantly drops into the second turnbuckle, jaw first. Brian sits there for a few seconds groaning in pain.
Hart gets to his feet and walks over to the corner where Brian is. He grabs him by his long hair and brings him to his feet. Hart lifts Kendrick up in a body slam position. Hart turns around while holding Brian and slams him on the mat. Hart then steps back into the corner. He then hops backward onto the second rope and looks down Kendrick who lies on the mat, prone with his head pointing to the corner.
Hart leaps off and delivers a hard knee to Brian's forehead. Brian sits up clutching his head, but Hart just pulls him down and goes for a quick cover.[/b] "1..........2.........."Brian just barely gets his shoulder up. Hart stands on his knees for a bit. He then tries to get up, but Kendrick pulls him down into a small package pin and tries to steal a win."1................2...................."Hart breaks out of it in time. Kendrick then scrambles to his feet as does Hart. Brian and Hart stand now. Brian just looks at him and first, hesitates to rush off the ropes to his right, but does seconds later. Hart sees him comming off the ropes and tries to go for a clothesline, but Brian ducks and quickly wraps his arms around Hart's gut and tries to deliver a german suplex, but Hart blocks it. Hart turns around so that he and Brian are now belly to belly. Brian then surprises everybody and tosses Hart over his head.
Brian then climbed up to the top rope and leaped off to the left and hit the "Left Turn at Albequerque." Kendrick covers,1................2..............3
Howard Finkel: Here is your winner and still your Pummeling Pittsburgher champion..............BRIAN KENDRICK![/b][/color] [/i] Brian shoots up with both arms raised. The referee quickly tosses him his title and he holds it high above his head. Kendrick heads to the back as Hart makes it to his feet, and slowly makes his way backstage.[/center]
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Mar 19, 2007 18:44:20 GMT -5
& vs. & Joey Leone & Sam X vs. Matt & Jeff Hardy(Non-Title Match)As the camera cuts back to the arena, we see the Hardy Boyz already in the ring, pumped up for their match. “Monolith” by Stone Sour plays over the arena as Joey Leone hops out from behind the curtain, sporting his brand new tag title. The gold is strapped around his waist as he walks down the ramp. All of a sudden, “It’s All Over” by Three Days Grace blares over the arena as Sam X makes his was out of the curtain. The title is draped over his shoulder. Leone looks back at Sam, obviously annoyed. Sam nods at Joey and points at the Hardys. Both men run into the ring, and start brawling with the brothers!Leone steps out of the ring as Sam and Jeff square up. Jeff goes to lock up with Sam, but X simply moves out of the way and hits a German suplex on Jeff! Sam keeps the hold on and hits another suplex on Jeff. Sam hits a third before letting go. Sam then goes over to the turnbuckle and starts to climb up, but Leone gets the blind tag on him. Sam looks pissed as he hops off of the turnbuckle onto the apron. Leone gets to work on Hardy, locking in a leg hold. Jeff yelps in pain as his leg is twisted in the wrong way. Leone laughs and releases the hold. He grabs Jeff by his braided hair and drags him to his feet. With a swift kick to the stomach, leone sends Hardy sprawling over. Joey takes this time to hit a nice snap suplex on Jeff. Leone stupidly walks over to Sam’s corner where he is tagged brutally by Sam. X springboards in as Leone almost hits him. Sam shrugs and goes over to poor Jeff. He hauls Jeff up and lifts him onto his shoulder, then slams him down hard with a powerslam. Sam goes for the cover.1...2Sam lifts Jeff’s shoulder up. Jeff catches Sam by surprise with a mule kick which sends him sprawling back! Jeff rolls over to Matt and tags him in! Leone sneaks into the ring. Matt runs in and yells “ I WILL NOT DIE!” before being double superkicked in the mouth by Leone and Sam! The crowd goes absolutely nuts as Hardy just falls dead in the center of the ring. Jeff tries to help but is met by a double clothesline. Leone lifts him up and hits the Stallion Driver! Sam dropkicks him out of the ring. Matt is getting back up to his feet as Sam lifts him up on his shoulders. Leone goes to the ring apron. Joey springboards off the ropes and hits an ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Sam slams Matt down and goes for the pin!1...2...3Finkel: Here are your winners: SAM X AND JOEY LEONE! The ref holds both mens arms up as the two look at each other awkwardly then nod as they raise their tag titles. The camera cuts to a commercial break.As we come back from the commercial break, we see Joey Leone in his locker room, sweating from his match. Leone rests his title on the table as the door slams open. In walks Tyler Black.Black: WHAT THE HELL MAN!? I thought it was going to be just me and you, not you and that prick Sam X.Leone: Hey man it’s not my god damn fault! You were the one who lost yourself a title, not me! So don’t come in here like this.Black: Man, we were so close, now you’ve left me for this guy we’ve been fighting for months!Leone: I didn’t leave you, you left me. It was my ass or yours, and frankly, I worry about my own tail first. Besides, Sam is a better wrestler then you in all ways. Black: How dare you! You know, I’m sick of this sh*t. I’m tired. I QUIT! See you in hell you selfish son of a B***h.Black storms out of the room, furious. Leone shakes his head then looks at his title slowly. We cut to another commercial break. [/b] Shawn: Cut the music! Hall....Roy.......if the two of you won't fight.....I know some people who will fight you!Ken Kennedy and Carlito come storming down the ramp. Both men slide into the ring just daring Hall or Roy to swing at them. Kennedy pulls off his Intercontinental Title and swings it at Hall, but he suddenly turns around and nails Carlito across the face! Ken Kennedy has turned his back on Carlito and joined the nWo! All three men begin to put the boots to Carlito teaching him a valuable lesson. Hall climbs out of the ring, and pulls something out from under the ring. Hall slides back in, holding up a can of black spray paint. Kennedy holds out his title and Hall spraypaints nWo across it. He then tells Roy to hold Carlito down. Hall rips off his shirt and brands him with the nWo logo. On the ramp, Shawn throws down his microphone. He disappears behind the curtain, bringing the nWo members in the ring to laughter. Suddenly Shawn tears through the curtain with a steel chair in hand. As Shawn slides into the ring - Hall, Roy, and Kennedy slide out, hightailing it! Shawn swings the chair here and there, just hoping a member of the nWo was in its path. The nWo retreat up the ramp, leaving Carlito beaten and branded.[/center] Main Event:& vs. & Randy Orton & "Cowboy" Bob Orton vs. Chris Jericho & "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes(Texas Tornado Tag Team Match)The crowd grows eager for the main event. Suddenly a gold hue comes across the arena as “Burn in my Light” by Mercy Drive blares through the P.A. The crowd boos as the Male Chickeny Randy Orton struts from the backstage. He does his signature “Legend Killer” pose. Out from behind comes his father, Cowboy Bob Orton. Bob basks in his son’s glory as Orton struts down the ramp. He raises his eyebrow to the fans who oppose him. Orton and Bob slide in the ring and pose until they are cut off by “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes music. The crowd cheers for the wrestling legend. Rhodes comes out in a pair of jeans and a black cut-sleeve shirt. Rhodes looks old but ready to fight. He slides in the ring and poses for the thousands of fans. Rhodes smiles when he hears a countdown begin. 5…4…3…2…1! “King of My World” by Saliva blares through the P.A. The crowd cheers vigorously as Chris Jericho stands in the entrance curtain with his back to the fans. Y2J extends both arms out then turns quickly and flexes. Chris yells and walks down the ramp. He slides in the ring and poses for the fans. Cowboy Bob and Orton slide in the ring and confront their enemies. The ref calls for the bell.Ding, ding, ding!This is a tornado tag match so all men go at it. Rhodes and Bob are bashing each others heads in while Orton nails a beautiful dropkick on Y2J. Chris is down so Randy aids his father. Orton holds Dusty’s arms back while Bob delivers shot to his chest and face. Orton throws his arm around Dusty’s neck and turns around. Randy nails a back breaker, Orton style. Bob and Randy begin to stomp at Rhodes until Y2J gets up. Chris charges and nails a double clothesline; taking both men out. Chris gets up as do his opponents. Chris sends a chop to Orton, then a chop to Bob. Chris keeps this up until Randy kicks him in the gut. Y2J falls over and Bob and Randy nail a double suplex. Randy hooks the leg. 1…2…Kick out! Rhodes finally gets up and begins to strangle Bob. The ref has to break it up while Orton forces Y2J’s neck onto the rope. The ref doesn’t see Orton cheating! Finally the ref turns and gets Orton off Chris. Randy grins and goes back to work on Y2J; sending forearms into Chris’s head. Rhodes runs over and hits Orton from behind. Dusty toe-kicks Orton then sends a mean chop to Randy’s chest. Orton yelps in pain while Rhodes sends another chop. Chris Jericho gets up and spears Orton into the corner. Chris continues to ram into Randy’s gut until the ref tries to break in up. While the ref focuses on Y2J and Randy, Bob sneaks up and low blows Dusty! Rhodes almost passes out in pain and falls over immediately. Bob goes for the cover. 1…2…Y2J breaks it up! Chris picks Bob up, and then nails a running inseguir! Bob falls over but Chris turns to a RK...no! Y2J pushes Orton away before he can hit the RKO. Y2J stalks Orton then charges. Randy counters and flips Y2J over his head! Chris flips, then splats on the mat. Orton catches his breath then stomps on Y2J. Orton locks in a sleeper hold to slow the match up. Y2J almost goes out but Rhodes stops it. Orton gets up and nails a back breaker on Dusty. Now Orton begins to stalk Dusty. He lies on the mat and taunts the old man to get up. Orton waits and Dusty finally stands. Rhodes turns and gets an RKO! Orton covers Dusty. 1…2…Chris Jericho barely breaks it up! Bob and Orton begin to double team Chris. Punches and kicks are too much for Y2J. After the beating is over Rhodes slowly gets up. No one sees him until he gets a rush of adrenaline. He charges Bob and clotheslines him so hard that both men go over the ropes to the outside. Both men lay almost unconscious. Orton looks shocked and stands behind the ref. Chris Jericho gets up and charges. He nails a drop kick on Orton who crashes into the ref. The ref is down. Orton gets up and holds his head in pain. Y2J nails a bulldog and plants Orton in the middle of the ring. Chris grins then nails the Lion Sault! He can’t pin Orton so he gets up. He stalks Orton and then locks in the Walls of Jericho. After seconds, Orton taps! But the ref doesn’t see it. Chris begins to look frustrated. He picks Orton up but he hears something. Cowboy Bob with a chair! Bob swings at Y2J, but Chris ducks and the chair nails Randy! Orton falls over as his father looks shocked. Dusty Rhodes slides in and low blows Bob. Chris laughs as the ref gets up. They ditch the chair and Y2J pins Randy. 1…2…3!Chris and Rhodes smile as “King of My World” by Saliva blares through the P.A. Howard Finkle: Here is your winner…Chris Jericho and Dusty Rhodes! Chris and Dusty celebrate and laugh before they go to the back. We then cut to static and then a dark figure. The clock is ticking The hands are clicking It's time for picking Wounds you'll be licking 3 more weeks The progress is steep Tears to weep Through eyes mystique I'm all around you You won't see it comming With souls submerged In black liquid so stunning So here we are You'll find out soon What this is all about And you'll meet your doom © Saturday Nights Main Event 2007, All Rights Reserved
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Post by briankendrick on Mar 19, 2007 19:02:12 GMT -5
Hellz ya. Well this is cool. I like the fact that I won. Great results. Great matches. Great jobs everyone.
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Post by litalover on Mar 19, 2007 20:38:43 GMT -5
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Post by samx on Mar 19, 2007 20:49:52 GMT -5
what sceret? you have crabs?
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Post by litalover on Mar 19, 2007 20:57:59 GMT -5
what secret? you have crabs? STFU, I will own you in about a week when my secret is reveled, too bad I cant tell you now
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Mar 19, 2007 21:43:53 GMT -5
what sceret? you have crabs? LMAO!............. DAMN!
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Post by litalover on Mar 19, 2007 22:18:55 GMT -5
what sceret? you have crabs? LMAO!............. DAMN! I'm ashamed in you Shawn! Tsk tsk tsk, you should be ashamed too! You know the secrete.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Mar 20, 2007 0:51:04 GMT -5
Yes, I know the secret.
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Post by Mr. Kennedy on Mar 20, 2007 1:10:22 GMT -5
Hmm, Amy Dumas, why not you hang out with one of the HOTTEST champions in SNME today. You know, I doubt that Matt or Jeff could ever give you what you need. I have it all right here.
Kennedy shakes his hips and smiles while doing so. He stops and puts his hand on her chin and caresses it gently
Think about it. Come to my hotel room tonight. -wink
Also, great show tonight guys. I liked it alot.
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Post by samx on Mar 24, 2007 13:48:24 GMT -5
or i can just bend ya over and pummel you with my 12 inches
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