Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Aug 28, 2006 16:24:27 GMT -5
Event: Saturday Night's Main Event
Date: 8/19/06
Live From: Birmingham, Alabama
The scene opens in an empty dark arena. A rolling door slowlt lifts up to reveal a giant black truck backing into it. The truck slowly comes to a hault as hundreds of workers file around it. Time speeds up as the hundereds of workers begin doing their jobs......checking sound, building the stage, fixing pyrotechnics, checking lights, setting up chairs........time suddenly haults as the stage finishes........"Always" by Saliva softly plays as thounsands upon thousands of fans fill the arena. Time quickly speeds by as each seat fills up one by one. The scene quickly goes live as pyrotechnics shoot off from the stage. "Always" plays louder and louder as the roar of the crowd fills the air.
Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event! Once again, I'm Joey Styles, and I'm here with my broadcast partner, Austin Owens!
Austin Owens: You're damn right Joey! I'm Austin Owens and what a night we have here tonight. Things are going to be explosive with the new World Heavyweight Champion, Sting, running in the midst!
Styles: Well Fol..........
The lights quickly flash off as "Seek and Destroy" echos through the massive arena. The fans begin to scream and yell as spotlights shine all around trying to spot "The Man They Call Sting". The light shines into the rafters where Sting quickly begins to repel. The fans scream louder and louder as the spotlight follows him down to the center of the ring. He quickly undoes the harness and takes off his long black trench coat revealing his newly won, World Heavyweight Championship!
The lights slowly flicker back on as the roar of the fans grows louder and louder. Sting unbuckles the belt from around his waist and lifts it high in the air.
"Ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
"The Stinger" lets out a yell as his music slowly begins to fade. He lowers his title and beckons for a microphone. They toss one up and he catches it. A smile creeps across his face as he lifts the mic up to speak.
Sting: A couple of weeks ago.......no one believed I'd accomplish anything going into the Hell in the Cell. No one believed I'd ever get my chance to hold this belt.......well....I did it!
Sting: I'm standing here in front of you as your new world heavyweight champion. I was the one with the odds againt me......I was the one that the critics put down and stomped all over. Well look at me.....I'm stan....
"This Fire Burns" suddenly blares through the arena as the fans begin to somewhat boo. Through the curtain appears a familiar face to Sting.......CM Punk! The man who took the opportunity to beat Sting down from behind. Sting looks straight into CM Punk's eyes as he slowly walks down the ramp. Punk and Sting remain with eyes on the other as the roar of the crowd fills their ears. Punk slides into the ring and walks over to Sting. Both men stand face to face.....nose to nose. Sting lifts the mic to speak as Punk's music begins to fade but it is quickly snatched from his hands.
CM Punk: Sting! Look me in the eyes! Look at what lies ahead of you. I'm the one that was sent to destroy you Sting. I'm the one that was chosen to rise from the depths to take whats mine. Last night, I attacked you for a reason. I attacked you to prove a point. I attacked you to prove to everyone that its time for me to take my spot in the main event. And Sting........you're not gonna be the one to stop me.
Sting jerks the mic from CM Punk as an angered look creeps across his face.
Sting: Punk, Do you really think you're ready? Do you really believe that you've got what it takes to go toe to toe with the stinger? Well then......go right ahead........face me one on one here tonight!
Drums begin to echo through the arena as a familiar song blasts through the P.A. system. "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels steps through the curtain as the opening lines of "Sexy Boy" blare out. The crowd begins to go wild as a smile rolls down his face. Michaels prances around and then slowly comes to a hault as his music fades.
HBK: Sting......CM Punk......you two want to fight? Well........tonight you've got it! It'll be Sting taing on CM Punk in a non-title match for our main event!
The crowd begins to go wild as Michaels holds out both arms. Sting and Punk look on at Shawn, but as they watch someone comes rushing through the curtain with a steel chair. They swing the chair and it connects to the back of Shawn's head. Michaels falls forward as he looks back to realize that the attacker is Randy Orton. Michaels begs for Orton to lay the chair down but Orton swings once more slamming into Michael's face. Shawn stumbles backwards and falls 15 feet to the concrete floor.
Styles: Ohhhh Myyy Goddd!!!!!
Owens: Holy shit! Michaels could be paralyzed!!!
Orton stands at the edge of the ramp as medical officials rush out to attend to Shawn who is unconcious at the moment. Orton slowly turns around to see Triple H charging at him. Orton dodges him and takes off running down the ramp. He leaps over the crowd barrier and begins running for his life. Hunter, heads backstage and quickly makes his way to Shawn as the show cuts to a commercial break.
Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event! Once again, I'm Joey Styles, and I'm here with my broadcast partner, Austin Owens!
Austin Owens: You're damn right Joey! I'm Austin Owens and what a night we have here tonight. Things are going to be explosive with the new World Heavyweight Champion, Sting, running in the midst!
Styles: Well Fol..........
The lights quickly flash off as "Seek and Destroy" echos through the massive arena. The fans begin to scream and yell as spotlights shine all around trying to spot "The Man They Call Sting". The light shines into the rafters where Sting quickly begins to repel. The fans scream louder and louder as the spotlight follows him down to the center of the ring. He quickly undoes the harness and takes off his long black trench coat revealing his newly won, World Heavyweight Championship!
The lights slowly flicker back on as the roar of the fans grows louder and louder. Sting unbuckles the belt from around his waist and lifts it high in the air.
"Ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
"The Stinger" lets out a yell as his music slowly begins to fade. He lowers his title and beckons for a microphone. They toss one up and he catches it. A smile creeps across his face as he lifts the mic up to speak.
Sting: A couple of weeks ago.......no one believed I'd accomplish anything going into the Hell in the Cell. No one believed I'd ever get my chance to hold this belt.......well....I did it!
Sting: I'm standing here in front of you as your new world heavyweight champion. I was the one with the odds againt me......I was the one that the critics put down and stomped all over. Well look at me.....I'm stan....
"This Fire Burns" suddenly blares through the arena as the fans begin to somewhat boo. Through the curtain appears a familiar face to Sting.......CM Punk! The man who took the opportunity to beat Sting down from behind. Sting looks straight into CM Punk's eyes as he slowly walks down the ramp. Punk and Sting remain with eyes on the other as the roar of the crowd fills their ears. Punk slides into the ring and walks over to Sting. Both men stand face to face.....nose to nose. Sting lifts the mic to speak as Punk's music begins to fade but it is quickly snatched from his hands.
CM Punk: Sting! Look me in the eyes! Look at what lies ahead of you. I'm the one that was sent to destroy you Sting. I'm the one that was chosen to rise from the depths to take whats mine. Last night, I attacked you for a reason. I attacked you to prove a point. I attacked you to prove to everyone that its time for me to take my spot in the main event. And Sting........you're not gonna be the one to stop me.
Sting jerks the mic from CM Punk as an angered look creeps across his face.
Sting: Punk, Do you really think you're ready? Do you really believe that you've got what it takes to go toe to toe with the stinger? Well then......go right ahead........face me one on one here tonight!
Drums begin to echo through the arena as a familiar song blasts through the P.A. system. "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels steps through the curtain as the opening lines of "Sexy Boy" blare out. The crowd begins to go wild as a smile rolls down his face. Michaels prances around and then slowly comes to a hault as his music fades.
HBK: Sting......CM Punk......you two want to fight? Well........tonight you've got it! It'll be Sting taing on CM Punk in a non-title match for our main event!
The crowd begins to go wild as Michaels holds out both arms. Sting and Punk look on at Shawn, but as they watch someone comes rushing through the curtain with a steel chair. They swing the chair and it connects to the back of Shawn's head. Michaels falls forward as he looks back to realize that the attacker is Randy Orton. Michaels begs for Orton to lay the chair down but Orton swings once more slamming into Michael's face. Shawn stumbles backwards and falls 15 feet to the concrete floor.
Styles: Ohhhh Myyy Goddd!!!!!
Owens: Holy shit! Michaels could be paralyzed!!!
Orton stands at the edge of the ramp as medical officials rush out to attend to Shawn who is unconcious at the moment. Orton slowly turns around to see Triple H charging at him. Orton dodges him and takes off running down the ramp. He leaps over the crowd barrier and begins running for his life. Hunter, heads backstage and quickly makes his way to Shawn as the show cuts to a commercial break.
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Jake "The Snake" Roberts -VS- Devin Townsend
“Snake Bit” begins playing over the PA system, exploding through the crowd. Jake the Snake crosses the threshold out into the arena, holding one hand above his head. Jake makes his way down to the ring, holding Damien, the most dangerous weapon any man can possess. Jake tosses the bag into the ring, then rolls in, holding his hands over his head. Suddenly, from behind, he is attacked by Devin, but he thinks quickly, rolling out of the ring as the bell sounds.
Townshed makes the mistake of following him, and Jake begins pummeling him. Roberts slams the head of Devin into the apron, then into the post, and finally into the steel stairs multiple times. He tosses his nearly unconscious opponent into the ring, then props him u in the corner. Jake goes on punching at his opponent. Devin Townshed takes a few swings at Jake “The Snake,” but Jake ducks all of them, tackling Devin back into the corner.
Jake knees Townsend in the stomach, then lifts him to the middle turnbuckle, preparing a superplex. Jake throws everyone off when he goes out onto the apron, and climbs up. He lifts Townshed up, putting him on his shoulders for a powerbomb. Jake “The Snake” Roberts slams Devin Townshed down onto the barrier, Townshed screaming in pain as the bell rings. Jake Roberts has won, but isn’t finished. He watches as Townshed lays in the crowd, holding his back, as the barrier didn’t budge. Devin may have broken his back.
Jake, in what was considerably a show of mercy for him, takes the bag with Damien in it, and walks up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, he opens the bag, and drops out a few large rocks. The camera then pans in on Devin Townshed, who is unconscious with Damien around his neck. The show goes to commercial, showing off a few new movies and a commercial for PSP games for $19.99.
Townshed makes the mistake of following him, and Jake begins pummeling him. Roberts slams the head of Devin into the apron, then into the post, and finally into the steel stairs multiple times. He tosses his nearly unconscious opponent into the ring, then props him u in the corner. Jake goes on punching at his opponent. Devin Townshed takes a few swings at Jake “The Snake,” but Jake ducks all of them, tackling Devin back into the corner.
Jake knees Townsend in the stomach, then lifts him to the middle turnbuckle, preparing a superplex. Jake throws everyone off when he goes out onto the apron, and climbs up. He lifts Townshed up, putting him on his shoulders for a powerbomb. Jake “The Snake” Roberts slams Devin Townshed down onto the barrier, Townshed screaming in pain as the bell rings. Jake Roberts has won, but isn’t finished. He watches as Townshed lays in the crowd, holding his back, as the barrier didn’t budge. Devin may have broken his back.
Jake, in what was considerably a show of mercy for him, takes the bag with Damien in it, and walks up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, he opens the bag, and drops out a few large rocks. The camera then pans in on Devin Townshed, who is unconscious with Damien around his neck. The show goes to commercial, showing off a few new movies and a commercial for PSP games for $19.99.
[glow=red,2,300]Triple Threat Match[/glow]
-VS--VS-
Raven -VS- Joey Phenominal -VS- Trevor Murdoch
A cow’s moo is heard all around the arena and everybody’s favourite cowboy, Trevor Murdoch steps out onto the stage. He pans his head around, looking in disgust (well, it may be love, we can’t tell) at the fans; and then spits out tobacco on the floor. He begins to walk to the ring, occasionally stopping to shout at fans or even spit on them. He rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and simply raises his arms on each side of the ring, but they love it. As his music is dying down, Trevor begins to loosen up, bouncing off of the ropes. Trevor turns his attention to the entranceway where the flashing lights and the playing of “Follow” by Breaking Benjamin signal Joey Phenomenal is on his way. The co-holder of the tag team championships jumps out onto the stage, arms raised. He shakes himself out then walks quickly to the ring. He jumps onto the apron and springboard corkscrews onto Murdoch, this match is underway!
Murdoch didn’t even have a chance to prepare himself; he just got ambushed with that stunning springboard corkscrew off of the top rope. Joey now has Trevor down and is beating him with rights and lefts, all Trevor can do is cover himself with his hands. The referee tries to get in between, forcing himself to star the 5 count, which Joey responds to, and backs away. Trevor is on his hands and knees, picking himself up but Joey is right back on him with a basement dropkick to the side of the head which sends Murdoch out to the outside.
Joey paces around the ring while on the outside, Murdoch is checking if his jaw is still intact. Joey bounces of the ropes and leaps over the top rope hitting Trevor with a somersault plancha sending both men crashing into the announce table! Joey has his legs akimbo resting on them while Trevor is just out flat, he hasn’t been able to get in any offence so far in this contest. The crowd are hot, loving this action and are stamping their feet, urging both men to get up. Much to their chagrin, it is Joey who gets up first, who then grabs Murdoch and rolls him in.
Joey climbs up onto the apron and somersaults over it but lands in a double stomp on Trevor’s head! It bounced off the mat with a disgusting thud! Joey is getting cocky now, beginning to trash talk to his fallen opponent. Joey leans down over him, and starts slapping him about, grabbing the back of the Texan’s head and starts to pull him up. Joey laughs in Trevor’s face and slaps him. The crowd let out an “oooh” but instead of insulting Trevor, it enrages him and quick as a cat he fires back with a right, then a left, backing Joey into the corner!
A “Trevor!” chant is fast engulfing the arena while Murdoch begins to work on Joey in the corner, until he is sitting in the corner, and then he starts stomping a mudhole in him! The referee pushes Trevor away, but he runs right back, with a knee to the face of Phenomenal! Joey falls to the mat and Murdoch lets out a “YEE-HAW!” to the crowd’s delight. Trevor grabs Joey by his hair and hooks the arm. He raises him up, dropping him with a brainbuster in the centre of the mat. He hooks the leg but Joey kicks out at 2.
Trevor looks angry and spits on the mat, and begins to get up, bringing Joey with him. He sends him against the ropes with an Irish whip then powerslams him down with authority. The Texan gets up and bounces of the ropes himself, coming in with a quick kneedrop, then back up, back off against the ropes but this time bringing an elbow drop with him. He bounces off the ropes for a third time but Joey dodges Trevor’s attempted legdrop. Trevor winces in pain, holding his ass while a vacant-faced Joey rolls out to the floor.
Trevor gets up and sees Joey just picking himself up and begins to climb to the top rope. What’s happening here? The crowd are on their feet! Trevor jumps off with a diving axe handle from the top rope to the outside! The crowd immediately break into a “Holy Shit!” chant (albeit firmly with tongue-in-cheek) and then a “Thank You Trevor!” chant! Trevor seems spurned on by this show of appreciation and is quickly back on his feet. He grabs Joey and slams him face first into the steps and the crowd chant “1”. Trevor looks around and does it 9 more times as the crowd chant in succession!
Trevor rolls him back into the ring and follows suit, hooking the leg! 1-2-KICK OUT! The crowd start to boo loudly as Trevor gets in the referee’s face. A figure starts to run down the aisle, and we see it’s Joey’s tag partner Darrel McEaton! He throws a tag belt into the ring to Joey, then gets on the apron. The referee goes over and begins to tell Darrel to move, as Joey gets up. He spins Murdoch round and nails him with the belt! He falls down with the force and throws the belt out the ring as Darrel jumps off the apron. Joey hooks the leg! The crowd boo as the referee’s hand comes down 1…2…3.
Follow begins to play again as Darrel grabs the tag title belt and pulls Darrel out. He drags him up the ramp and raises his arm as the crowd boo loudly and SNME goes to commercial.
Murdoch didn’t even have a chance to prepare himself; he just got ambushed with that stunning springboard corkscrew off of the top rope. Joey now has Trevor down and is beating him with rights and lefts, all Trevor can do is cover himself with his hands. The referee tries to get in between, forcing himself to star the 5 count, which Joey responds to, and backs away. Trevor is on his hands and knees, picking himself up but Joey is right back on him with a basement dropkick to the side of the head which sends Murdoch out to the outside.
Joey paces around the ring while on the outside, Murdoch is checking if his jaw is still intact. Joey bounces of the ropes and leaps over the top rope hitting Trevor with a somersault plancha sending both men crashing into the announce table! Joey has his legs akimbo resting on them while Trevor is just out flat, he hasn’t been able to get in any offence so far in this contest. The crowd are hot, loving this action and are stamping their feet, urging both men to get up. Much to their chagrin, it is Joey who gets up first, who then grabs Murdoch and rolls him in.
Joey climbs up onto the apron and somersaults over it but lands in a double stomp on Trevor’s head! It bounced off the mat with a disgusting thud! Joey is getting cocky now, beginning to trash talk to his fallen opponent. Joey leans down over him, and starts slapping him about, grabbing the back of the Texan’s head and starts to pull him up. Joey laughs in Trevor’s face and slaps him. The crowd let out an “oooh” but instead of insulting Trevor, it enrages him and quick as a cat he fires back with a right, then a left, backing Joey into the corner!
A “Trevor!” chant is fast engulfing the arena while Murdoch begins to work on Joey in the corner, until he is sitting in the corner, and then he starts stomping a mudhole in him! The referee pushes Trevor away, but he runs right back, with a knee to the face of Phenomenal! Joey falls to the mat and Murdoch lets out a “YEE-HAW!” to the crowd’s delight. Trevor grabs Joey by his hair and hooks the arm. He raises him up, dropping him with a brainbuster in the centre of the mat. He hooks the leg but Joey kicks out at 2.
Trevor looks angry and spits on the mat, and begins to get up, bringing Joey with him. He sends him against the ropes with an Irish whip then powerslams him down with authority. The Texan gets up and bounces of the ropes himself, coming in with a quick kneedrop, then back up, back off against the ropes but this time bringing an elbow drop with him. He bounces off the ropes for a third time but Joey dodges Trevor’s attempted legdrop. Trevor winces in pain, holding his ass while a vacant-faced Joey rolls out to the floor.
Trevor gets up and sees Joey just picking himself up and begins to climb to the top rope. What’s happening here? The crowd are on their feet! Trevor jumps off with a diving axe handle from the top rope to the outside! The crowd immediately break into a “Holy Shit!” chant (albeit firmly with tongue-in-cheek) and then a “Thank You Trevor!” chant! Trevor seems spurned on by this show of appreciation and is quickly back on his feet. He grabs Joey and slams him face first into the steps and the crowd chant “1”. Trevor looks around and does it 9 more times as the crowd chant in succession!
Trevor rolls him back into the ring and follows suit, hooking the leg! 1-2-KICK OUT! The crowd start to boo loudly as Trevor gets in the referee’s face. A figure starts to run down the aisle, and we see it’s Joey’s tag partner Darrel McEaton! He throws a tag belt into the ring to Joey, then gets on the apron. The referee goes over and begins to tell Darrel to move, as Joey gets up. He spins Murdoch round and nails him with the belt! He falls down with the force and throws the belt out the ring as Darrel jumps off the apron. Joey hooks the leg! The crowd boo as the referee’s hand comes down 1…2…3.
Follow begins to play again as Darrel grabs the tag title belt and pulls Darrel out. He drags him up the ramp and raises his arm as the crowd boo loudly and SNME goes to commercial.