Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 21:01:27 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Live From The Richmond Coliseum: Richmond, Virginia
Start Time: 9:00 Est
As Saturday Night’s Main Event opens, “Stupify” by Disturbed blares out over the P.A. system. As the camera pans around the sea of fans, the excitement can be felt all around. The camera finally pans over to the stage where a huge red, white, and blue pyros explode into the air. The smoke from the pyros begins to linger through the air and the camera goes over to the announce table at ringside with Joey Styles and Austin Owens standing by.
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another slam-packed night of SNME action. As usual I’m Joey Styles along side my broadcast partner....
Owens: Austin....Owens. Thanks for that sweet introduction Joey, but I am a man who does not need an introduction. I’m Austin Owens for crying out loud.
Styles: Well folks we’ve got one hell of a line up for you tonight, including Hollywood Hulk Hogan. That’s right the Hulkster returns to the SNME to take on the Human Tornado.
Owens: Speaking of the Human Tornado here he comes right now!
“Don’t Fight The Pimpin” blares out through the P.A. system and the Human Tornado comes out from behind the black curtain dancing all around. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, and even some laughter is heard.
Owens: Ha ha ha! Joey, who in the hell is this kid? Is he serious?
Styles: I’m not sure Owens, but he sure loves to dance. Ha ha ha!
The Human Tornado continues on dancing his way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He climbs up to one of the middle turnbuckles and throws his hands in the air receiving another mixed reaction. He shrugs his shoulders and hops down from the turnbuckle. “Voodoo Chile” begins to play as a guitar can softly be heard playing. Suddenly the guitar chimes in heavier and “The Hulkster” makes his way out onto the ramp. He isn’t wearing the usual red and yellow. He is decked out in the black and white. As he makes his way down the ramp cheers come from all around. Hogan plays a little bit of air guitar before climbing into the ring. He throws off his boas and charges at Tornado causing him to scurry out of the ring. Hogan begins to pose in the ring and hundreds of flashes go off from all around. Hogan then rips his t-shirt down the middle and tosses it into the sea of fans. He calls for a microphone and one is thrown up to him.
Hogan: Cut the music BROTHER!!! I don’t want to hear that crap after I beat this sorry jobber. I wanna hear the good old sound of the black and white! Hey Tornado! You better get your sorry ass in this ring BROTHER, because “The Hulkster” is tired of waiting on you. I’m ready to show you what wrestling is all about dude. I’m sick of the owners of the SNME putting me in these sorry matches like this. And when I don’t get these sorry matches, I don’t even get a match. So tonight I’m sending a message to all of you sorry Owners. The Hulkster better start getting booked!!!
-VS-
Hulk Hogan -VS- The Human Tornado
Hogan drops the microphone and Tornado rushes into the ring. He attempts to lock up with Hogan but gets shoved into the corner. Hogan follows up with a few elbows right into the face. Tornado begins to hold his head and Hogan Irish whips him across the ring. Acting cocky he goes for the big boot but misses. Tornado slides under Hogan’s leg and kicks the other one out from under him. The crowd begin to cheer and Tornado bounces off the ropes. He spins around and then jumps into the air hitting a leg drop across Hogan’s abdomen. Hogan holds his ribs and Tornado begins to taunt him. Hogan quickly gets to his feet and an angered look fades onto his face. He charges right at Tornado only to be slammed face first right into the turnbuckle. His head snaps back and he falls to the ground. Tornado grabs his leg and drags him to the center of the ring. He attempts to lock Hogan in some sort of submission but Hogan shoves him off with pure leg strength. The Hulkster quickly goes after Tornado and pounds away on him with lefts and rights. He then grabs Tornado by the back of the head and sends him flying over the top rope to the outside. He lands right in front of the announce table and Hogan quickly slides out of the ring. He lifts Tornado up and sends him crashing throat first across the edge of the table.
Styles: Watch what you doing Hogan!
Austin: Is he trying to provoke us Styles? Everyone knows I can kick some ass. Wooooo!!!
Styles: Oh shut up Owens. You can’t do anything.
Hogan laughs at the two commentators as they argue and he tosses Tornado on top of the table. He then climbs up on the ring apron and signals for a big leg drop. Styles and Owens quickly jump up from the table and back away. Hogan leaps off the apron and just in time Tornado rolls off the other side of the table. Hogan’s leg connects with the table but it doesn’t break. As Hogan hits the ground he immediately begins to hold his leg. Tornado makes it to his feet and lifts Hogan up. He rams his knee into the ring post and Hogan is sent into a state of even more pain. Tornado rolls him into the ring and begins to dance around him. Hogan slowly makes it to the ropes and pulls himself up. Tornado begins to send heavy chops to the massive chest of Hogan. He also begins to send stiff punches to the jaw. With each hit, Hogan absorbs the pain. He then shoves Tornado off of him and begins to point directly at him. Tornado looks on in shock as Hulk starts to Hulk up. With the cheers of all the “Hulkamaniacs” in the crowd Hogan begins to pound away at Tornado. He Irish whips Tornado into the ropes and as he bounces back at him, Hogan delivers a massive boot to the face. Tornado falls to the ground and Hogan signals for an atomic leg drop. Tornado realizes that the final nail in the coffin is being driven in at this very moment and Hogan bounces off the ropes. He then comes crashing down hard across the throat of Tornado. He covers him and the ref counts the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan
Hogan makes it to his feet and the crowd is on their feet. Hogan looks around at all of them and slowly rolls out of the ring. He lifts up the ring apron and begins to dig around. He then pulls out a can of spray paint. He slides into the ring and Tornado is trying to escape. Hogan quicky takes off his weight belt and begins to lash Tornado across the back. With each lash Tornado screams in pain. Hogan then delivers one quick kick to the head and Tornado is out cold. Hogan drops the belt and shakes the can of paint. He then takes off the top and drops to one knee. He presses down the top and begins to write a message across the back of Tornado. He finishes and the camera zooms in on Tornado’s back. The paint reads “NWO”. Hogan then begins to laugh as he slowly makes his way to the back.
Styles: That Hogan is one mean son of a bitch. He just hell out of that kid who just made his debut here in the SNME. He was only trying to make a name for himself and look what he got.
Owens: Personally I quite liked it Styles. It was very....lets see.....pleasing. That kid deserved what he got and I’m proud of Hogan.
The camera quickly cuts backstage where Carlito and Christopher PhoeniX are standing by. They have their tag team titles draped across their shoulder and Carlito holds an apple in his right hand. In the he other holds a microphone.
Carlito: Ever since I announced who my fellow tag team champion was here in the SNME, I haven’t gotten one damn challenger who has the balls to take us on for these tag team titles. Everyone has seen just how tough myself and PhoeniX are and no one is man enough to step up to the plate.
PhoeniX: That’s why myself and Carlito are sending a challenge to anyone in the SNME who dares to take us on. We’re ready for a challenge and at Rumble in The Jungle we better be getting one. Woah...woah....woah.......
Just then “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and The Rock walk into the room. The get face to face with Carlito and PhoeniX and stare them down. As The Rock gets face to face with Carlito he begins to speak.
The Rock: Listen here ya struck match!!! The Rock and Steve Austin are here to accept your little challenge. You two punks go on and on about how damn good you are well at Rumble in the Jungle, you two are gonna have to prove it because you two are gonna be taking on The most electrifying man in sports entertainment, The Rock, and the Texas rattle snake, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
Austin: And thats the bottom line cause “Stone Cold” said so!!!
Austin flicks off both Carlito and PhoeniX. The Rock begins laughing and they walk off smiling as the crowd erupts into a round of cheers.
Carlito: Come on PhoeniX, they’re not going to get away with this......
Carlito and PhoeniX quickly rush off and the camera follows behind them. Carlito suddenly stops after hearing laughter come from a room. He sticks his ear to the door and listens very closely. He nod shis head yes at PhoeniX and they two suddenly kick in the door. They quickly rush in to see Vince McMahon making out with Ashley Massaro.
Vince: What in the!!! Get the hell out of here!!! You two morons!!! I’m Vincent Kennedy McMahon!!!
Carlito: We’re sorry boss, but can we ask you a question?
Vince: Sure, but make it quick. I’ve got some business to attend to.
Carlito: Is this where you’ve been all day?
Vince: You son of a bitch!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Carlito and PhoeniX quickly rush out of the room back into the hallway.
Carlito: Where in the hell could they be Chris?
PhoeniX: I don’t know. Maybe they’re in here.
PhoeniX points to a room and Carlito smiles. They’re about to enter the room when a voice comes from behind them.
Austin: Looking for us???
Austin quickly throws a punch to the face of PhoeniX. The Rock and Carlito also begin to brawl. The four mean are throwing punches left and right. As they continue brawling the slam into all kinds of equipment in the hallway. With all the racket going on Vince McMahon suddenly opens the door to his office. He is suddenly jerked into the brawl also and he is heard yelling at everyone. He is then punched right in the face and falls to the ground. As the men continue to brawl they stomp all over him. He yells and yells for help until a mob of security and wrestlers begins to separate them. They men finally get separated and they continue to yell at each other.
Carlito: You two just wait until Rumble in the Jungle!!! We’re going to kick your asses!
Austin: Oh yeah? Well here’s to ya.
Austin flicks Carlito off and Vince suddenly slaps his hand down. Austin looks angrier and Vince yells at him to shut up.
Vince: You four want to fight huh??? Well at Rumble in the Jungle your match isn’t going to be a normal tag team match. It is going to be a cage macth!!! We can’t contain you here, well at Rumble in the Jungle all four of you will be contained in a 15 foot high steel cage!!!
Vince suddenly stomps off but realizes he left Ashley in the room. He quickly rushes to the door and slams it shut.
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another slam-packed night of SNME action. As usual I’m Joey Styles along side my broadcast partner....
Owens: Austin....Owens. Thanks for that sweet introduction Joey, but I am a man who does not need an introduction. I’m Austin Owens for crying out loud.
Styles: Well folks we’ve got one hell of a line up for you tonight, including Hollywood Hulk Hogan. That’s right the Hulkster returns to the SNME to take on the Human Tornado.
Owens: Speaking of the Human Tornado here he comes right now!
“Don’t Fight The Pimpin” blares out through the P.A. system and the Human Tornado comes out from behind the black curtain dancing all around. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, and even some laughter is heard.
Owens: Ha ha ha! Joey, who in the hell is this kid? Is he serious?
Styles: I’m not sure Owens, but he sure loves to dance. Ha ha ha!
The Human Tornado continues on dancing his way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He climbs up to one of the middle turnbuckles and throws his hands in the air receiving another mixed reaction. He shrugs his shoulders and hops down from the turnbuckle. “Voodoo Chile” begins to play as a guitar can softly be heard playing. Suddenly the guitar chimes in heavier and “The Hulkster” makes his way out onto the ramp. He isn’t wearing the usual red and yellow. He is decked out in the black and white. As he makes his way down the ramp cheers come from all around. Hogan plays a little bit of air guitar before climbing into the ring. He throws off his boas and charges at Tornado causing him to scurry out of the ring. Hogan begins to pose in the ring and hundreds of flashes go off from all around. Hogan then rips his t-shirt down the middle and tosses it into the sea of fans. He calls for a microphone and one is thrown up to him.
Hogan: Cut the music BROTHER!!! I don’t want to hear that crap after I beat this sorry jobber. I wanna hear the good old sound of the black and white! Hey Tornado! You better get your sorry ass in this ring BROTHER, because “The Hulkster” is tired of waiting on you. I’m ready to show you what wrestling is all about dude. I’m sick of the owners of the SNME putting me in these sorry matches like this. And when I don’t get these sorry matches, I don’t even get a match. So tonight I’m sending a message to all of you sorry Owners. The Hulkster better start getting booked!!!
-VS-
Hulk Hogan -VS- The Human Tornado
Hogan drops the microphone and Tornado rushes into the ring. He attempts to lock up with Hogan but gets shoved into the corner. Hogan follows up with a few elbows right into the face. Tornado begins to hold his head and Hogan Irish whips him across the ring. Acting cocky he goes for the big boot but misses. Tornado slides under Hogan’s leg and kicks the other one out from under him. The crowd begin to cheer and Tornado bounces off the ropes. He spins around and then jumps into the air hitting a leg drop across Hogan’s abdomen. Hogan holds his ribs and Tornado begins to taunt him. Hogan quickly gets to his feet and an angered look fades onto his face. He charges right at Tornado only to be slammed face first right into the turnbuckle. His head snaps back and he falls to the ground. Tornado grabs his leg and drags him to the center of the ring. He attempts to lock Hogan in some sort of submission but Hogan shoves him off with pure leg strength. The Hulkster quickly goes after Tornado and pounds away on him with lefts and rights. He then grabs Tornado by the back of the head and sends him flying over the top rope to the outside. He lands right in front of the announce table and Hogan quickly slides out of the ring. He lifts Tornado up and sends him crashing throat first across the edge of the table.
Styles: Watch what you doing Hogan!
Austin: Is he trying to provoke us Styles? Everyone knows I can kick some ass. Wooooo!!!
Styles: Oh shut up Owens. You can’t do anything.
Hogan laughs at the two commentators as they argue and he tosses Tornado on top of the table. He then climbs up on the ring apron and signals for a big leg drop. Styles and Owens quickly jump up from the table and back away. Hogan leaps off the apron and just in time Tornado rolls off the other side of the table. Hogan’s leg connects with the table but it doesn’t break. As Hogan hits the ground he immediately begins to hold his leg. Tornado makes it to his feet and lifts Hogan up. He rams his knee into the ring post and Hogan is sent into a state of even more pain. Tornado rolls him into the ring and begins to dance around him. Hogan slowly makes it to the ropes and pulls himself up. Tornado begins to send heavy chops to the massive chest of Hogan. He also begins to send stiff punches to the jaw. With each hit, Hogan absorbs the pain. He then shoves Tornado off of him and begins to point directly at him. Tornado looks on in shock as Hulk starts to Hulk up. With the cheers of all the “Hulkamaniacs” in the crowd Hogan begins to pound away at Tornado. He Irish whips Tornado into the ropes and as he bounces back at him, Hogan delivers a massive boot to the face. Tornado falls to the ground and Hogan signals for an atomic leg drop. Tornado realizes that the final nail in the coffin is being driven in at this very moment and Hogan bounces off the ropes. He then comes crashing down hard across the throat of Tornado. He covers him and the ref counts the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan
Hogan makes it to his feet and the crowd is on their feet. Hogan looks around at all of them and slowly rolls out of the ring. He lifts up the ring apron and begins to dig around. He then pulls out a can of spray paint. He slides into the ring and Tornado is trying to escape. Hogan quicky takes off his weight belt and begins to lash Tornado across the back. With each lash Tornado screams in pain. Hogan then delivers one quick kick to the head and Tornado is out cold. Hogan drops the belt and shakes the can of paint. He then takes off the top and drops to one knee. He presses down the top and begins to write a message across the back of Tornado. He finishes and the camera zooms in on Tornado’s back. The paint reads “NWO”. Hogan then begins to laugh as he slowly makes his way to the back.
Styles: That Hogan is one mean son of a bitch. He just hell out of that kid who just made his debut here in the SNME. He was only trying to make a name for himself and look what he got.
Owens: Personally I quite liked it Styles. It was very....lets see.....pleasing. That kid deserved what he got and I’m proud of Hogan.
The camera quickly cuts backstage where Carlito and Christopher PhoeniX are standing by. They have their tag team titles draped across their shoulder and Carlito holds an apple in his right hand. In the he other holds a microphone.
Carlito: Ever since I announced who my fellow tag team champion was here in the SNME, I haven’t gotten one damn challenger who has the balls to take us on for these tag team titles. Everyone has seen just how tough myself and PhoeniX are and no one is man enough to step up to the plate.
PhoeniX: That’s why myself and Carlito are sending a challenge to anyone in the SNME who dares to take us on. We’re ready for a challenge and at Rumble in The Jungle we better be getting one. Woah...woah....woah.......
Just then “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and The Rock walk into the room. The get face to face with Carlito and PhoeniX and stare them down. As The Rock gets face to face with Carlito he begins to speak.
The Rock: Listen here ya struck match!!! The Rock and Steve Austin are here to accept your little challenge. You two punks go on and on about how damn good you are well at Rumble in the Jungle, you two are gonna have to prove it because you two are gonna be taking on The most electrifying man in sports entertainment, The Rock, and the Texas rattle snake, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
Austin: And thats the bottom line cause “Stone Cold” said so!!!
Austin flicks off both Carlito and PhoeniX. The Rock begins laughing and they walk off smiling as the crowd erupts into a round of cheers.
Carlito: Come on PhoeniX, they’re not going to get away with this......
Carlito and PhoeniX quickly rush off and the camera follows behind them. Carlito suddenly stops after hearing laughter come from a room. He sticks his ear to the door and listens very closely. He nod shis head yes at PhoeniX and they two suddenly kick in the door. They quickly rush in to see Vince McMahon making out with Ashley Massaro.
Vince: What in the!!! Get the hell out of here!!! You two morons!!! I’m Vincent Kennedy McMahon!!!
Carlito: We’re sorry boss, but can we ask you a question?
Vince: Sure, but make it quick. I’ve got some business to attend to.
Carlito: Is this where you’ve been all day?
Vince: You son of a bitch!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Carlito and PhoeniX quickly rush out of the room back into the hallway.
Carlito: Where in the hell could they be Chris?
PhoeniX: I don’t know. Maybe they’re in here.
PhoeniX points to a room and Carlito smiles. They’re about to enter the room when a voice comes from behind them.
Austin: Looking for us???
Austin quickly throws a punch to the face of PhoeniX. The Rock and Carlito also begin to brawl. The four mean are throwing punches left and right. As they continue brawling the slam into all kinds of equipment in the hallway. With all the racket going on Vince McMahon suddenly opens the door to his office. He is suddenly jerked into the brawl also and he is heard yelling at everyone. He is then punched right in the face and falls to the ground. As the men continue to brawl they stomp all over him. He yells and yells for help until a mob of security and wrestlers begins to separate them. They men finally get separated and they continue to yell at each other.
Carlito: You two just wait until Rumble in the Jungle!!! We’re going to kick your asses!
Austin: Oh yeah? Well here’s to ya.
Austin flicks Carlito off and Vince suddenly slaps his hand down. Austin looks angrier and Vince yells at him to shut up.
Vince: You four want to fight huh??? Well at Rumble in the Jungle your match isn’t going to be a normal tag team match. It is going to be a cage macth!!! We can’t contain you here, well at Rumble in the Jungle all four of you will be contained in a 15 foot high steel cage!!!
Vince suddenly stomps off but realizes he left Ashley in the room. He quickly rushes to the door and slams it shut.
We are back from a commercial, to the sounds of Christopher Nowinski’s theme music finishing and the Harvard University graduate enters the ring. He warms himself up as the lights dim and a drum roll blares over the arena, followed by the main beat of Chris Masters’ theme music. The Masterpiece rises from the stage, posing and changes his position as pyro blares out everywhere. He struts to the ring with a purpose, pacing around, staring at Nowinski, before rolling in. He limbers up as CM Punk’s music hits and the Straight Edge Super-Hero runs down to the ring. He stops, just short of the apron, then rolls in as the bell rings.
Triple Threat Match
-VS- -VS-
Chris Masters -VS- Christopher Nowinski -VS- CM Punk
Punk runs, and ducks under a double clothesline attempt. He turns at the same time as Nowinski and Masters and gives both men simultaneous dropkicks! Punk jumps up and gives both men an elbow drop while they are still on the floor. He gives Nowinski a leg drop and tries to do the same to Masters but he moves. Punk is holding his tailbone in pain as Masters rolls up and boots CM Punk in the face. Knee drop to the face of CM Punk. Masters picks him up and Irish whips him into the corner. While CM Punk is there, Masters picks up Nowinski and throws him into the corner with CM Punk, then splashes them both!
Nowinski staggers back out first into a back body drop. Nowinski rolls out while Masters grabs CM Punk and gives him a bulldog into the mat. Masters jumps and splashes into CM Punk’s back. Masters grabs him and while Nowinski is up, Masters throws Punk through the ropes into Nowinski! Both men fall to the floor while Masters places himself on the apron. Both men are up and Masters tries for a double axe handle but Punk and Nowinski hit him in the gut and Masters flies over the railings!
Nowinski turns to Masters from then and clotheslines him down on the concrete hard. He grabs Punk and throws him squarely into the steel steps as Masters crawls over the railing. He pulls himself up and low blows Nowinski! Masters rolls Nowinski into the ring and rolls in after, hooking the leg but only getting a 2 count. In the corner, CM Punk is climbing the top turnbuckle. Somersault senton onto Masters! Masters tumbles back into the corner as Punk gets up. He runs and gives Masters a bronco buster but Nowinski pulls him out by the gut and gives him a release German suplex into the opposite corner!
Punk is holding his neck in pain, it snapped back with a vengeance there. Nowinski walks over and double stomps on the back on his head! Nowinski is smirking raising his arms but Masters comes from behind and locks on a Masterlock! Nowinski is being shook around like a rag doll! He is being destroyed, he’s fading and CM Punk is barely getting up. Punk runs off the ropes, and jumps on top, coming off with an Asai moonsault! Nowinski rolls over standing up but Punk gives him an ensiguri and Nowinski falls to the ground out of the ring.
Punk grabs Masters and delivers a hard knife edge chop, sending a harsh sound around the arena. Masters holds his chest in pain, and then gets an even harder slap round the face, sending him down to his knees against the ropes. Punk bounces off the ropes and somersaults over the top rope, onto the back of Masters’ head! Punk lands on his feet on the outside but Nowinski is back up and spears Punk down on the concrete! Nowinski rolls in and sits on the top rope, bringing Masters up with him. He puts Masters over his shoulders like a Samoan drop but somersaults over, splashing Masters down on the canvas! He hooks the leg but Punk pulls the referee out of the ring, sending him down hard on the floor.
Punk has grabbed a Singapore cane and has Nowinski comes outside, he gets it crashed over his head! Nowinski backs off and gets it swung like a baseball into his face! Punk rolls in and starts caning Masters’ back with it. He throws it outside and turns round, but into a spinebuster! Masters has his arms raised, waiting for Punk to get up, to lock in the Masterlock. He syncs it in but Punk runs against the turnbuckle, and bounces off, rolling with the move still on. The referee rolls in and Masters’ shoulders are down. 1-2-3!
Winner: CM Punk
CM Punk and Masters have a brief scuttle, ending in Masters being thrown out of the ring. Punk is handed a microphone as security drags Chris Masters out.
CM Punk: Ladies and gentlemen, I have one more thing to do tonight. I have a challenge to make. I am challenging Justin Tyger to a match at Rumble in the Jungle. The only question is, will he accept?
CM Punk leaves the ring as the crowd awaits the next match.
[/b][/color]Triple Threat Match
-VS- -VS-
Chris Masters -VS- Christopher Nowinski -VS- CM Punk
Punk runs, and ducks under a double clothesline attempt. He turns at the same time as Nowinski and Masters and gives both men simultaneous dropkicks! Punk jumps up and gives both men an elbow drop while they are still on the floor. He gives Nowinski a leg drop and tries to do the same to Masters but he moves. Punk is holding his tailbone in pain as Masters rolls up and boots CM Punk in the face. Knee drop to the face of CM Punk. Masters picks him up and Irish whips him into the corner. While CM Punk is there, Masters picks up Nowinski and throws him into the corner with CM Punk, then splashes them both!
Nowinski staggers back out first into a back body drop. Nowinski rolls out while Masters grabs CM Punk and gives him a bulldog into the mat. Masters jumps and splashes into CM Punk’s back. Masters grabs him and while Nowinski is up, Masters throws Punk through the ropes into Nowinski! Both men fall to the floor while Masters places himself on the apron. Both men are up and Masters tries for a double axe handle but Punk and Nowinski hit him in the gut and Masters flies over the railings!
Nowinski turns to Masters from then and clotheslines him down on the concrete hard. He grabs Punk and throws him squarely into the steel steps as Masters crawls over the railing. He pulls himself up and low blows Nowinski! Masters rolls Nowinski into the ring and rolls in after, hooking the leg but only getting a 2 count. In the corner, CM Punk is climbing the top turnbuckle. Somersault senton onto Masters! Masters tumbles back into the corner as Punk gets up. He runs and gives Masters a bronco buster but Nowinski pulls him out by the gut and gives him a release German suplex into the opposite corner!
Punk is holding his neck in pain, it snapped back with a vengeance there. Nowinski walks over and double stomps on the back on his head! Nowinski is smirking raising his arms but Masters comes from behind and locks on a Masterlock! Nowinski is being shook around like a rag doll! He is being destroyed, he’s fading and CM Punk is barely getting up. Punk runs off the ropes, and jumps on top, coming off with an Asai moonsault! Nowinski rolls over standing up but Punk gives him an ensiguri and Nowinski falls to the ground out of the ring.
Punk grabs Masters and delivers a hard knife edge chop, sending a harsh sound around the arena. Masters holds his chest in pain, and then gets an even harder slap round the face, sending him down to his knees against the ropes. Punk bounces off the ropes and somersaults over the top rope, onto the back of Masters’ head! Punk lands on his feet on the outside but Nowinski is back up and spears Punk down on the concrete! Nowinski rolls in and sits on the top rope, bringing Masters up with him. He puts Masters over his shoulders like a Samoan drop but somersaults over, splashing Masters down on the canvas! He hooks the leg but Punk pulls the referee out of the ring, sending him down hard on the floor.
Punk has grabbed a Singapore cane and has Nowinski comes outside, he gets it crashed over his head! Nowinski backs off and gets it swung like a baseball into his face! Punk rolls in and starts caning Masters’ back with it. He throws it outside and turns round, but into a spinebuster! Masters has his arms raised, waiting for Punk to get up, to lock in the Masterlock. He syncs it in but Punk runs against the turnbuckle, and bounces off, rolling with the move still on. The referee rolls in and Masters’ shoulders are down. 1-2-3!
Winner: CM Punk
CM Punk and Masters have a brief scuttle, ending in Masters being thrown out of the ring. Punk is handed a microphone as security drags Chris Masters out.
CM Punk: Ladies and gentlemen, I have one more thing to do tonight. I have a challenge to make. I am challenging Justin Tyger to a match at Rumble in the Jungle. The only question is, will he accept?
CM Punk leaves the ring as the crowd awaits the next match.
The lights in the arena suddenly go black and the lights begin to flash to the sound of lightning. A heavy guitar riff sounds out and "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica blares out through the P.A. system. The sound of the music brings every fan in the arena to their feet. Suddenly a dark shadow emerges out from behind the curtain. it is the man called "Sting". He is dressed in his usual ring gear and has the trademark black and white face paint. His long black trench coat flaps in the breeze going through the arena. He walks out onto the ramp and points into the sea of fans with his black baseball bat. Flashes go off from all directions and Sting begins to make his way to the ring. He slides into the ring and quickly climbs the turnbuckle. He drops the bat behind him and puts both hands over his mouth as he yells into the audience. The intensity can be felt from the Stinger as he yells again. He hops down from the turnbuckle and tosses off his trench coat.
Suddenly the lights return to normal and "Burn in my Light" by Mercy Drive echos throughout the arena. The fans all rise to their feet and begin to boo as Randy Orton makes his way out onto the stage. He raises his arms and golden pyros begin to shoot out all around him. The smoke begins to linger through the arena and Orton lowers his arms. He stands there for a few seconds staring a hole right through Sting. He suddenly takes off running down the rampway and slides into the ring.
Special Guest Referee Match:
Referee
"The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels
-VS-
Randy Orton -VS- Sting
Both men deliver punches to the other and Orton's music fades away. The bell sounds and the referee separates the two men from eachother. As both men circle eachother Orton taunts the Stinger. Sting smirks at Randy and the two lock up. Sting quicly gets Orton in a headlock but Orton shoves him off. Sting bounces off the ropes and comes firing back at Orton. He sends him to the mat with a hard shoulder tackle and Sting yells into the audience. He drops an elbow across the chest of Orton and motions for Orton to get up. He does and Sting quickly delivers a chop to the throat. Orton goes down and Sting grabs him by the hair. He lifts him up and sends him bouncing off the ropes. Orton fires back with a hard closeline and sends Sting to the ground. Sting quickly gets up as Orton sends him bouncing off the ropes. Orton attempts a drop kick but Sting blocks it. Orton looks angry and kicks Sting in the gut. He then shoves Sting through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Sting makes it to his feet and grabs Orton by the ankles. He pulls Orton out and sends him into the guard rails. Orton holds his back in pain and Sting lifts him up. This time he drops him throat first across the rail. Orton grasps his throat in pain and begins to squirm around. Sting pulls him up by the hair and rolls him into the ring. As Sting follws behind him Orton sends a hard kick to the head. Sting falls to the ground and Orton begins to stomp and stomp away at Stings abdomen. He grabs Sting by the arm and lifts him up. He shoves his head under his arm and tries lifting him up for a suplex. Sting blocks it and hits suplex of his own. Orton comes crashing to the ground and Sting picks him up again. He hits another vertical suplex and the crowd is going wild. They cheer sting as he yells into the sea of fans. From behind Orton quicly low blows Sting. The Stinger falls to his knees and Orton lifts him up by the hair. He takes him to the corner and begins to deliver chop afer chop to Sting's chest. With each chop Sting begins to absorb the pain like it is nothing. Sting suddenly pounds on his chest and flexes his arms muscles. He grabs hold of Orton and puts him in the corner. He delivers chops of his own and Orton is in pain. Sting runs across the ring and jumps into the air for a Sting splash. Out of nowhere Orton RKOs him. The fans all rise to their feet booing Orton. Orton smiles at the crowd and lifts Sting up. He bounces off the ropes and hits another RKO. Sting is knocked out and Orton covers him for the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Randy Orton
"Burn in my Light" by Mercy Drive plays again and Orton raises his arms in victory. The fans all boo him as he rolls out of the ring. He points back into the ring at Sting who has now made it to his feet. Sting looks disapointed and shakes his head in disgust. Randy finally makes it to the back as the show cuts to a commercial.
Suddenly the lights return to normal and "Burn in my Light" by Mercy Drive echos throughout the arena. The fans all rise to their feet and begin to boo as Randy Orton makes his way out onto the stage. He raises his arms and golden pyros begin to shoot out all around him. The smoke begins to linger through the arena and Orton lowers his arms. He stands there for a few seconds staring a hole right through Sting. He suddenly takes off running down the rampway and slides into the ring.
Special Guest Referee Match:
Referee
"The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels
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Randy Orton -VS- Sting
Both men deliver punches to the other and Orton's music fades away. The bell sounds and the referee separates the two men from eachother. As both men circle eachother Orton taunts the Stinger. Sting smirks at Randy and the two lock up. Sting quicly gets Orton in a headlock but Orton shoves him off. Sting bounces off the ropes and comes firing back at Orton. He sends him to the mat with a hard shoulder tackle and Sting yells into the audience. He drops an elbow across the chest of Orton and motions for Orton to get up. He does and Sting quickly delivers a chop to the throat. Orton goes down and Sting grabs him by the hair. He lifts him up and sends him bouncing off the ropes. Orton fires back with a hard closeline and sends Sting to the ground. Sting quickly gets up as Orton sends him bouncing off the ropes. Orton attempts a drop kick but Sting blocks it. Orton looks angry and kicks Sting in the gut. He then shoves Sting through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Sting makes it to his feet and grabs Orton by the ankles. He pulls Orton out and sends him into the guard rails. Orton holds his back in pain and Sting lifts him up. This time he drops him throat first across the rail. Orton grasps his throat in pain and begins to squirm around. Sting pulls him up by the hair and rolls him into the ring. As Sting follws behind him Orton sends a hard kick to the head. Sting falls to the ground and Orton begins to stomp and stomp away at Stings abdomen. He grabs Sting by the arm and lifts him up. He shoves his head under his arm and tries lifting him up for a suplex. Sting blocks it and hits suplex of his own. Orton comes crashing to the ground and Sting picks him up again. He hits another vertical suplex and the crowd is going wild. They cheer sting as he yells into the sea of fans. From behind Orton quicly low blows Sting. The Stinger falls to his knees and Orton lifts him up by the hair. He takes him to the corner and begins to deliver chop afer chop to Sting's chest. With each chop Sting begins to absorb the pain like it is nothing. Sting suddenly pounds on his chest and flexes his arms muscles. He grabs hold of Orton and puts him in the corner. He delivers chops of his own and Orton is in pain. Sting runs across the ring and jumps into the air for a Sting splash. Out of nowhere Orton RKOs him. The fans all rise to their feet booing Orton. Orton smiles at the crowd and lifts Sting up. He bounces off the ropes and hits another RKO. Sting is knocked out and Orton covers him for the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Randy Orton
"Burn in my Light" by Mercy Drive plays again and Orton raises his arms in victory. The fans all boo him as he rolls out of the ring. He points back into the ring at Sting who has now made it to his feet. Sting looks disapointed and shakes his head in disgust. Randy finally makes it to the back as the show cuts to a commercial.
Saturday Night’s Main Event returns to find Joey Styles and Austin Owens sitting at their announce table, ready to give the matches booked for Rumble in the Jungle.
Styles: Well folks, we’re less than a week away from Rumble in the Jungle, and after tonight, you know it’s going to be a hell of an event.
Owens: That’s right Styles. We’ve got a showcase of some of our up and coming superstars, in a huge battle royal! It’s sure to be one great match!
Styles: Not to mention the barbaric Stairway to Heaven, Pit to Hell match between Randy Orton and John Bradshaw Layfield, the final of the Hardcore Cup.
Owens: And we’ve got John Cena defending his Custom title in a three way against The Human Tornado and Hogan, and you can bet that the champ is at a disadvantage, because he doesn’t even need to be pinned to lose his title!
Styles: And the Tag Team champs, Carlito Caribbean Cool and Phoenix will be taking on Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock.
Owens: Sting will take on Chris Nowinski for the Intercontinental title. Masters was supposed to join them, but he, unfortunately, resigned this week.
Styles: CM Punk has made the challenge, and he will take on Justin Tyger for the number one contendership of the Rising Star Championship!
Owens: And for the Rising Star Championship, Batista will take on Big Poppa Pump!
Styles: And the main event, the World Heavyweight Championship Match, Chris Jericho will take on Triple H.
Owens: Speaking of, Triple H’s match is coming up!