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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:43:20 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Live From Buffalo, New York Start Time: 8:00 Central Attendance: 10,000As the scene opens the camera pans about the HSBC Arena in Buffalo, New York. The fans are going absolutely nuts for another slam-packed edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event. As the camera moves over to the stage pyros explode in bright shimmering colors of red, white, and blue. “Watch Your Words” by Alterbridge blares out over the P.A system as the pyros continue to go off causing the entire arena to shake on its foundation. Finally the massive pyros stop and “Watch Your Words” fades into “My Time” by John Cena.Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event. Once again I’m Joey Styles....
Owens: And I’m Austin Owens. Tonight we’ve got one hell of a show lined up for you. We’ve six big matches.
Styles: Thats right folks six bigs matches, and as you can see one is going to be under way very shortly as John Cena is making his way to the ring.
Owens: With that lets go to the ring where John Cena is just making his way to start the first match.Cena climbs into the ring and immediately climbs the turnbuckles. He throws up his hands in the form of a “W” and the fans erupt into cheers for him. As he makes his way to the other three turnbuckles the lights suddenly turn to an errie red glow and a creepy music starts to play. A red smog starts lingering down the ramp and is followed by The Boogeyman. He is moving in strange ways causing some people to be frightened by him. He carries a long twisted staff made of wood with him. With this staff he blows the red smog out in front of him. He slides into the ring gyrating and Cena quicly slides out. The Boogeyman reaches into his pants and pulls out a handful of worms. He sticks the worms into his mouth and begins to chew them. They begin to wiggle in his mouth and the lights return to normal. “Poppin My Collar” by 36-Mafia hits and the Custom Champion Jay Lethal comes running out. He quickly high fives fans along the entry way and slides into the ring where he poses on the turnbuckles. The lights suddenly go out once again and this time an orange glow fills the arena. A steady heart beat begins and “Survive if I Let You” blares out over the P.A. system. Out walks Taz, with a black tattered towel draped over his head. He walks quickly to the ring and begins to walk up the ring steps. He snatches off the towel and throws it to the floor. He then enters the ring where he immediately starts to beat on Jay Lethal.
Fatal Four-Way For The Custom Title Taz -VS- Jay Lethal -VS- John Cena -VS- The Boogeyman
The ref signals for the bell to ring and on the other side of the ring The Boogeyman and Cena lock up. Boogey shoves Cena into the corner and begins head butting him. Taz picks Lethal up and slams him down with a huge belly to belly suplex. Lethal holds his back and Boogey walks over to him where he drops and elbow into his side. Taz snatches Boogey up and tosses him to the outside. Cena then hammers away at the back of Taz and Irish whips him off the ropes. Before Cena can get to him Lethal pops up and hits a round house kick to the face of Taz. Cena comes from behind and lifts Lethal up. He brings him crashing down with a back body drop and Boogey comes back into the ring. He starts to stomp away at Taz in the corner and Cena begins lifting Lethal back up. Lethal kicks at Cena only for Cena to grab hold of his leg. Without thinking Lethal his an inziguri kick to the side of Cena’s head sending him to the mat. Lethal runs and bounces off the ropes hitting a standing moonsault on Cena. The fans go nuts and Taz suddenly flips Boogey over his head with a belly to back suplex. Boogey lands on his neck and out of no where Lethal comes crashing down with a lethal leg drop. Boogey holds his throat and Cena kicks him to the outside. Taz slides out of the ring and goes to work on Boogey as Cena begins pounding away at Lethal. He goes for a closeline but Lethal ducks and bounces off the ropes. He springs back with a drop kick to the face. Cena flies back and hits the ropes where he falls to the ground. On the outside Boogey is being choked by his staff by Taz. Lethal goes flying over the top rope and comes crashing down on the, sending them all to the floor. Cena makes it to his feet on the inside and waits in the corner for someone to climb into the ring. Taz does and Cena immediately begins to stomp on the back of his head. He then drops and elbow across the back of his neck and Lethal hops into the ring. He tries to superkick Cena but he ducks. As he comes back at Cena he is lifted up for an F-U. Cena hits it and Lethal comes crashing down on top of Taz. Both men hold their battered bodies and Boogeyman slides into the ring. He attacks Cena from behind and lifts hi up for a belly yo back suplex. Boogey sees that all three men are down and he reches into his pants. He pulls out two hand fulls of long wriggling worms and begins to smile. He puts one hand full on Cena and causes Cena to roll out of the ring. He then puts some on Lethal who rolls to the outside also. As Boogeyman looks around he notices that Taz is gones. But little does he know Taz is right behind him. Taz locks his arms around him and hits a belly to back suplex sending Boogeyman crashing to the outside. Boogeyman holds his neck and medics rush to his side. Lethal and Cena comes into the ring and both begin to hammer away on Taz. Cena hits and F-U, and Lethal comes crashing down on Taz with a shooting star press. They both kick Taz to the outside and start going at it. Both men lock up and Cena pushes Lethal into the corner. Lethal slips out from Cena’s grasp and kicks him right in the head. Cena falls to the mat and Lethal quickly goes up to the top rope. He raises his arms and the fans cheer him. He then jumps into the air hitting a backflip and as he comes down Cena somehow makes it to his feet and catches Lethal on his shoulders. Lethal has a look of shock across his face and Cena slams him down hard with an F-U. He quickly covers him and the ref counts the 1...2...3!Winner and New Custom Champion: John CenaThe ref quickly hands Cena the custom championship and Cena falls to his knees as he graps the belt close to him. The fans all cheer for the newly crowned custom champion and the other three competitors all make their way to the back. As Cena begins to makes his way to the back also the camera cuts over to the anouncers.Owens: Joey, what a hell of a match.
Styles: Owens that was the most fast paced match we’ve seen in a while and that was only the first match of the night.
Owens: Well just like you all saw, we have a new Custom Champion, John Cena. He has worked hard to get this belt and finally he can say he has won a championship here in the SNME.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:44:03 GMT -5
The repetitive riffs of “Heart Attack” echo through the arena as Bret Hart steps through the curtain, looking as slick as ever in his leather jacket and pink sunglasses. He stops for a second at the top of the ramp, then continues down, unaffected by the atmosphere around him. He looks confident on the outside, which is backed up by the feeling on the inside. He walks up the steps, entering the ring slowly. There, he raises his arms high, the crowd cheering wildly. He takes off his jacket and sunglasses, waiting for his opponent.Submission Match -VS- Bret "The Hitman" Hart -VS- RavenSo he waits and waits, but to no avail. After a minute or so, a stand-up bass plays the drop from an A-flat to an E-flat, and Kurt Elling’s “Tanya Jean” begins. The crowd looks puzzled, as well as Hart, as Ryan Beyer walks out. In his usual business suit, he holds a microphone. Stepping to the top of the ramp, his music slowly fades, as he prepares to address the arena.Ryan Beyer: “Bret, I’m sorry, but Raven is not here tonight. Unfortunately, we were not able to find a replacement for him, so you will not be wrestling tonight. My apologies.”Ryan Beyer exits slowly, as the camera pans in on Bret Hart’s face. He looks confused and annoyed, not to mention let down. He waves to the crowd as he exit’s the ring, and the cameras cut to commercials. “The Three Pigs” insurance company has a commercial stating that they’ll beat anyone’s quotes for insurance rates, and the small print at the bottom reads "The day you get in an accident, we charge you 500% of what you’ve paid us." A loud patriotic melody begins to play, followed by a bull horn and JBL walks out onto the stage! He is met with a chorus of boos and as he spends his time talking to fans, we go to the announce booth. Owens: This is the first ever Brass Knuckle Brawl. 2 men; with brass knuckles on both their fists, just slugging it out. It ends like a Texas Death Match. Pin them, then wait for a FIVE count.
Styles: You can use other weapons but why would you need to with a pair of solid metal knuckles on your fist? [/color] JBL leans over to kiss a baby but the mother moves away. JBL shoves her down and walks into the ring. He kisses the fans and begins to stretch as his music stops. The crowd wait in anticipation, and then as the glass shatters, so does the roof in the arena as Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way out onto the stage! The ovation is deafening as he walks straight down into the ring, getting in JBL’s face before saluting the crowd on the turnbuckles. He climbs down and goes to the middle of the ring as the referee places the brass knuckles on both competitors’ fists securely. He steps back and rings the bell.[/b]
Brass Knuckles Match -VS- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin -VS- John Bradshaw Layfield
These 2 men don’t care about subtlety they go straight into battle. Arms over one another, just clobbering each other in the body and the back of the head. JBL is trying to get a shot in on Austin’s face but Austin is smartly punching JBL’s arms, trying to deaden them. His plan seems to work as JBL backs off slightly. Austin runs and gives JBL a Lou Thesz press and is about to start laying into JBL’s kisser but before he can, JBL scrambles out of the ring. JBL is catching a breather, holding his arms, and Austin comes out to get him. He walks over but JBL turns round and gives Austin a big boot on the outside. Austin crashes down on the floor with a thud, and JBL starts giving Austin a taste of his own medicine; with some mudhole stomping. Austin backs away, shockingly cowering. JBL walks over with a smile on his face but it is quickly wiped off his face as Austin gets up and punches JBL in the kidney! He was playing possum! JBL lets out a yelp, and rolls in the ring, but Austin is in straight afterward. He grabs JBL’s tights, pulling Layfield towards him, as he tries to crawl away. Austin keeps on delivering these hard punches to the back and JBL can do nothing! JBL tries to kick Austin away, eventually breaking the grip. JBL gets up as quick as he can and elbows the oncoming Austin. JBL pulls himself up and with all his weight behind it; delivers a punch to Austin’s mouth that knocks the Rattlesnake out of the ring! JBL pulls himself up, shaking his hand out, and climbs outside to the now bloody Austin. He picks Austin up and throws him into the steel steps like a rag doll. JBL smirks as Austin is up against the steps, then charges, kneeing Austin’s head against the steel. He rolls Austin in and hooks the leg. 1-2-3! JBL gets up and the referee begins counting. 1…2…3…4…AUSTIN’S UP. JBL looks shocked and grabs the referee by the scruff of the neck, demanding that he counts quicker. He turns round into a hard shot to the gut. STONE COLD STUNNER! Austin gets in JBL’s face and hooks the leg. 1! 2! 3! Austin gets up and the crowd begin to cheer. Stone Cold sits in a corner re-cooperating as the crowd count in unison with the referee. 1…2…3…4…Barely! Barely JBL is up! Austin grabs JBL and Irish whips him. He ducks under an Austin clothesline, puts the break on and turns round with a punch to the temple! JBL picks up the groggy Austin and Irish whips him. CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! JBL hooks the leg for the 3 count and Austin looks knocked out! 1-2-3-4-5! JBL has pulled off the shocking victory!
[/color] Winner: John Bradshaw Layfield
JBL’s music starts to play again and he smiles, staring at his bloody, unconscious opponent, laughing at him as we go to the announce table
[/b] Styles: That was the shortest quarter final we’ve had but my God that was vicious
Owens: That didn’t have all the usual high spots but it’s exactly what we suspected from these 2 tough Texans. Just a brutal dogfight, and JBL is the third man in these quarter finals. [/center]
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:46:53 GMT -5
Styles: We’ve had one hell of a night folks but up next we’ve got the newest tag team in the SNME taking on two true Americans, Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle.
Owens: Joey, this team of Carlito and Christopher PhoeniX looks to be very promising and I cannot wait to see what they can do in the ring together.Suddenly trumpets begin to blare out over the P.A. system and the Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle makes his way out. Huge red, white, and blue pyros explode in the shape of a huge “A”. Kurt throws up both arms and begins to yell as he makes his way to the ring. He slides into the ring and goes to the ropes where he pulls on them. “Real American” hits and the Hulkster makes his way out. He is dressed in red and yellow tye-dyed tights. He has a red and yellow feathered boa around his neck and has a red hulkamania t-shirt on. The fans are going wild for him and he just smiles. Hogan makes his way down the ramp and begins to walk up the stairs. He steps into the ring and takes off the boas. He stands dead center of the ring and rips his t-shirt with all his might. The fans cheer and cheer for him until a spitting noise echos throughout the arena. Carlito’s music hits and he makes his way out from behind the black curtain. Everyone in the arena suddenly begins to boo as Carlito makes his way down the ramp. He has a smirk across his face as he climbs up the steps. He has an apple in his right hand and as he enters the ring he takes off his flowered shirt. “English Enigma” blares out over the P.A. system and Christopher PhoeniX makes his way out onto the stage. The fans boo him and he gives them an obnoxious look as if he were better than everyone else in the arena. They boo him more and more as he makes his way to the ring. As he reaches the ring he takes off his leather jacket and slides into the ring. Both teams start throwing lefts and rights at each other and the ref calls for the bell.
Damn Foreigners!!! -VS- Carlito & PhoeniX -VS- Hulk Hogan & Kurt Angle
The match is under way and the ref separates the two teams. The first two men in are Carlito and Angle. They lock up in the center of the ring and Carlito is shoved into the corner. Angle follows up and rams his shoulders into Carlito’s mid-section. He goes for it again but Carlito slips out. He pulls Angle to the mat and stomps away at him. He drops and elbow across his sternum and brings him to his feet. He goes for a Russian leg sweep but Angle reverses it sending Carlito face first to the mat. Hogan cheers for Angle and gets a U-S-A chant started. Carlito looks angry and closelines Angle. Angle quickly gets up and wraps his arms around Carlito. He lifts him up and slams him down with a belly to belly suplex. PhoeniX slips into the ring and starts hammering away at Angle. The ref quickly pushes him back to his corner and Carlito low blows Angle. As Angle holds his pelvis Carlito stomps away at him. He lifts him up and hits a back cracker. Angle holds his back in pain and Hogan seems ready for a tag. Angle tries to crawl to the corner but Carlito cuts him off. He drags Angle over to PhoeniX and goes bacck over to Hogan. Carlito looks at him with a smirk and slaps him right across the face. An angry Hogan quickly enters the ring and goes after Carlito. The ref stops him and Carlito and PhoeniX double team Angle. The ref turns around and Carlito tags in PhoeniX. PhoeniX lifts Angle up and drives him to the mat with a stiff DDT. Angle holds his neck and PhoeniX drops his knee on the hurt neck. He then sits on Angle’s back and gras hold of his neck. He pulls with all his might and Angle screams in pain. Carlito jumps down from the apron and begins to yell right into Angle’s face. The ref yells at him to stop and Carlito goes back to his corner. Hogan is going crazy for a tag but Angle is still unable to tag him. PhoeniX breaks the hold and lifts Angle up. He lifts him up into the air with a vertical suplex and stalls. He suddenly brings Angle crashing hard to the mat and the fans begin to boo Carlito and PhoeniX. PhoeniX runs over to Hogan and knocks him off the apron. Once again Hogan is angry and he slides into the ring. He pushes the ref out of his way and he begins to pound away at both of them. Both look on in shock as Hogan riles up the whole crowd. He drags Angle into their corner and he tags himself in. Carlito and PhoeniX both go at him but Hogan pounds them down. He then big boots Carlito out of the ring and begins to pose for the crowd. As he turns back around PhoeniX nails him in the stomach with a kick. He drives Hogan head first to the canvas with a stiff DDT and tags in Carlito. Carlito lifts Hogan up and hits a back cracker on him too. Hogan wriggles in pain and Carlito seems to enjoy it. He lifts Hogan up and hits a reverse Russian leg sweep. Hogan goes face first to the mat and his nose is busted open. Angle slides into the ring and tries to attack Carlito but PhoeniX nails God Save The Queen on him. Angle is knock out and Carlito picks him up. PhoeniX nails a cruel twist of fate on Hogan and Carlito quickly pins him. The ref counts the 1...2...3!Winners: Carlito and Christopher PhoeniXPhoeniX and Carlito celebrate their big win and the crowd is absolutely disgusted by them. Carlito quickly goes to the outside and reaches under the ring. He has and American flag and he tosses it up to PhoeniX. Carlito then reaches back under the ring and pulls out a lighter. He slides back into the ring and calls for a microphone. A ring attendant hands one up to him and he snatches it away. [/b][/color] Carlito: You people want to see something cool? Well myself and PhoeniX are about to show you the coolest thing any of you could ever see. Go ahead PhoeniX, show them.PhoeniX suddenly spits on the flag and blows his nose with it. He then drops it to the floor and begins to stomp on it. Angle and Hogan try to enter the ring but Carlito hits them both in the head with the end of the mic.Carlito: You see, we don’t like America. We’ve been disrespected too many times by you damn Americans, and tonight was the last straw. We’re not going to take any more of this. We are the World Tag Team Champions and we deserve respect. We are two of the greatest athletes the SNME has to offer and you people better start showing some damn respect. And Chris Masters.......how dare you come to the SNME and beg me to be your tag team partner again. You chose to stay with the NHBWO, and I chose to come to a place where I could make it big. I chose to come to the SNME and make it big here with PhoeniX, and together we will do just that. So Chris Masters.......don’t even think about coming to the SNME. Myself and PhoeniX are the “Damn Foreigners” and we will not take any of your crap!Carlito suddenly opens the lighter and Phoenix holds up the flag. Carlito lights the lighter and holds it to the flag. It quickly goes up into flames and the crowd boo and boo them. Carlito and PhoeniX stand there watching the flag burn. As a look of pleasure comes across their face the scene suddenly cuts to the back where all three owners of the SNME are standing by. HBK: As you all know, SNME has a Pay-Per-View coming up. But you see, this isn’t any normal Pay-Per-View.
Beyer: This is Rumble in The Jungle.
Heyman: Triple H will step into the lion’s den and defend what is his.
HBK: There will be no holding back.
Beyer: There will be no mercy.
Heyman: This is.....Rumble in the Jungle!!!Suddenly the scene cuts to a video package talking about Rumble in the Jungle. It shows a Tiger stepping into a den surrounded by lions. The lions all pounce on the tiger tearing him to pieces. It then shows lions on the hunt killing all sorts of animals such as gazelle and other animals of that type. The video reaches the end and shows a lion standing on a rock roaring into the distance.Styles: Well Owens, it looks as if we’ve finally gotten the name of SNME’s first ever Pay-Per-View. It looks to be one hell of a show Austin.
Owens: It sure does Joey, and I cannot wait. But guess what Joey? The night isn’t over. We’ve still got a big tag team match.........[/center]
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:47:33 GMT -5
Styles: We’ve sorted out 3 men who will be in the Hardcore Cup Semi Finals, and now it is time to find the fourth.
Owens: But first, let’s go through this Lethal Lockdown match. It’s an extra tall steel cage, still attached to the ring; however it has a roof on it. On this roof, there will be weapons hanging down from it, ranging from the humble steel tray to a barbed wire 2x4. There is no doors or officials, you win by making your opponent pass out. Each superstar has a monitor on them, under their wrist tape which will alert the official outside when the superstar is unconscious
Styles: But right now on the screen, Paul Heyman is going to give us the full stipulations for the 2 semi finals
On the screen, Paul Heyman shows up, sitting at his office. The crowd start to chant, and Heyman begins to speak
[/color] Heyman: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you the stipulations for next week’s semi finals, both will be coming from my 2 sides. The Joker…and the Hangman. For Rey Mysterio and the winner of this match, we will be having something very unique, created by me. Poles; hanging up from the ring posts. Wires going across them; and then 2 criss-crossing each other. The 4 on the outside will have boxes hanging, with DEATHMATCH weapons in them. However, you won’t know what they are and neither will they until they are opened. The 2 in the middle are just for swinging. It’s the “Joker’s Box Match.”[/color] The crowd claps, loving the idea[/color] Heyman: And then we have a really extreme match. Raven and JBL: 2 tough bastards. So we need a tough match. This isn’t something I’ve created, just…expanded on. A Boiler Room Brawl. Start in the ring, ad make your way into the ring. Instead of retrieving a weapon, you must hang your opponent. Extreme? Depraved? And damn proud of it. The Hangman’s Boiler Room Brawl and The Joker’s Box Match. And the winners will go through to the FINAL for a guaranteed World Title shot able to use for up to 6 months.
Heyman goes off the screen, and the arena is dark until we hear a loud “HEY!”. A guitar riff starts to build up and a shower of pyro rains down from the rafters. Randy Orton struts out onto the stage as a hailstorm of boos crash down upon him. He revels in it, smirking slightly and begins to walk down to the ring. He walks around, looking up at the structure, before rolling in. As he is warming up, “The Crimson Ghost” by The Misfits crusades over the speaker Kevin jumps out onto the stage, pumped up at this offer. He walks down to the ring, high 5’ing fans. He gets in and the cage starts to be lowered. As it is coming near the ropes, Kevin shoots out of the ring and looks under. He grabs a large bin filled with weapons and rolls in just as the cage is fitted! Randy Orton’s eyes turn to a look of horror ad the bell is rung.[/b]
Lethal Lockdown -VS- Randy Orton - VS- Kevin
Randy starts looking for a way out, pleading with Kevin to stop. Kevin tips out the bin to reveal a bag, light tubes, cheese graters, cutlery, a roll of barbed wire and a barbed wire bat! Randy screams and starts climbing the cage. Kevin grabs the bin and swings it up at Randy. Randy lets one arm slide but is still trying to get up. BOOM! Another shot, and Randy crashes down to the mat. Kevin watches as Randy squirms and starts to lay the boots in on Randy and looks over at his weapons. As Randy is getting up, Kevin grabs the 20ft roll of barbed wire, but places it down and grabs the light tubes. He starts to roll the tubes in barbed wire and cuts it and the crowd are buzzing. Randy turns round and narrowly misses a shot. Randy gasps and falls down as Kevin swings again. Randy rolls through his legs and grabs a light tube for himself. Kevin starts swinging, and it looks as if the 2 are sword fighting. Kevin misses and Randy catches him in the side of the head with a light tube! Kevin goes down to his knees and Randy bounces off the ropes with a harsh knee to the head. Kevin is on the mat, holding his face and Randy begins to climb. He unclips a kendo stick and brings it down with him. Randy takes a good rip of it and blasts Kevin in the back with it. It leaves a horrifying red mark and makes a terrible noise. Randy steps behind Kevin; still with the kendo stick and begins to choke him with it. Kevin struggles, gasping for it and manages to elbow Randy away. Kevin grabs the barbed wire light tube and smashes it over Randy’s back but the barbed wire stays in him! Randy screams, and Kevin is holding half of a light tube and stabs it’s jagged edge into Randy’s head! Randy goes to his knees, crawling, searching for any way out, for some help but he finds nothing. He turns round but sees Kevin getting the bag from his collection of goodies. He pours it out to reveal thumbtacks! As he is bent over, Randy struggles up and runs and RKO’s Kevin into the thumbtacks! Randy made the most out of the opportunity, and starts to build momentum. He gets up, bloody and stomps the squirming Kevin down face first into the tacks! He picks his opponent up and launches him into the side of the cage. Randy smiles an evil smile, and starts to climb again. He reaches the top and starts to monkey-bar his way across the steel. He grabs another bag and throws it down, then takes a tray. He goes across the bars and starts to climb down, but he doesn’t see Kevin has a light tube. He jumps around, and gets it smashed over his skull! The crowd roar their approval and Kevin starts to pump up. He looks around for his next weapon and takes the infamous cheese grater. Randy turns round but gets the grater swung into his chops! Randy falls down dazed, and starts to crawl over to the ropes while Kevin stalks him. Kevin grabs Orton’s arm and leads him up. He kicks Orton and delivers a Fisherman Suplex into the thumbtacks! Orton screams in pain while Kevin crouches over the Legend Killer, laughing in his face.[/color] Styles: Kevin is LAUGHING at him! This is sick and it’s only lasted 10 minutes so far!
[/color] Kevin starts to climb the cage, while Orton is crying on the floor. As Kevin swings across, Orton starts to climb. Kevin is having trouble swinging there, which has left Orton time to start swinging. Kevin grabs a staple gun as Orton kicks him. Kevin is dangling, and manages to turn around. Orton tries to hit him again but Kevin fires the staple gun at his face! Staple after staple embedded in Randy’s beautiful face! Randy is hanging with one arm and Kevin fires the gun at it and Orton crashes 20 foot down onto the thumbtacks!
Owens: That’s it, Randy is dead. Staples and thumbtacks all over his body and Kevin is hanging up there like a sadistic orang-utan!
Kevin swings across but throws another bag down to the ring. Kevin begins to climb down, slowly as he knows Orton is only just getting up. Kevin stands away from him and staples at him again! Orton slumps into the corner. Kevin charges but Orton sidesteps him and Kevin goes headfirst into the steel. Orton searches looking for a weapon. He grabs the staple gun, and as Kevin turns, he gets a staple dangerously close to his eye! Kevin is shocked and Orton starts firing at Kevin, and staples his ear to his neck! Orton hits Kevin with the metal side of it and grabs a light tube. 2 smashed over Kevin’s back in quick succession. Orton is just frantically finding anything to beat Kevin with. He grabs a bag and opens it but out comes a bottle and a box of matches. Oh god. Kevin turns round and gets an RKO but Randy leaves him.
[/color] Styles: Orton is in a madman’s playground there, and I dread to think of the consequences
Orton grabs a bag and tips out more thumbtacks! He gets light tubes and lays them on top as well, stopping to boot Kevin down. Orton starts to pull of strands and strands of barbed wire and laying them on the mountain of mayhem. Orton grabs the liquid and starts to squirt it all over the weapons. Oh god, this can NOT be good. He takes a match and strikes it, making the crowd say “OOOOOOOHHH” collectively. He throws it and the pile of light tubes, thumbtacks and barbed wire goes up in flames! Kevin is up and spears Orton down. They are jockeying for position, one on top, then the other, trying to get each other in the flames. Kevin gets the upper hand but Randy fights him off and starts to climb the cage. Kevin is hot on his heels, trying to pull him down. Orton makes a death defying leap and is hanging on above the flames for dear life! Kevin starts to swing too, and is kicking Orton. Orton is hanging by one hand but he swings and kicks Kevin! Kevin falls but Orton jumps and RKO’s him in mid air through a f*cking flaming mass of light tubes, barbed wire and thumbtacks! The fire is still burning, and both men are inside! Orton jumps up and out, his flesh red. Kevin is still in and Orton pulls him out and stamps out a fire on his leg! The referee rings the bell for stoppage, good God!
Winner: Randy Orton[/b] [/color] Styles: I’m sorry children but F*CKING HELL! AN RKO FROM 20 FOOT UP ONTO A RAGING FIRE OF THUMBTACKS, BARBED WIRE AND LIGHT TUBES!
Owens: The officials have raised the cage slightly to roll in and extinguish it but look! There is a piece of barbed wire embedded in Orton’s back! He is burnt and Kevin is smoking!
Styles: That…was the damndest thing I’ve ever seen. There are bits of glass, barbed wire and thumbtacks coming from that smoking wreck. Both men covered in burns, thumbtacks, staples, shards of glass, barbed wire, the whole God damn department store!
[/i] The lights dim.
[/color] Owens: What the hell is going on?
A spotlight shines up in the rafters and Sting is being lowered! He jumps onto the roof and Orton is shouting for them to raise the cage but Sting has cut a hole in. He lowers himself down on his wire, and starts getting in Orton’s face. Right hand! Sting knocks him down! Sting is kicking ass and taking names. He grabs Orton and starts to choke him out with the sleeper hold! Orton is out cold. Sting grabs him and begins to rise out of the cage with Orton! They are disappearing out of sight as SNME goes to commercial![/b] [/center]
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:48:28 GMT -5
The lights dim, and a countdown begins. The screen shows the numbers fading from 5 in between a Y and a J. The countdown stops at two, as a brilliant display of pyrotechnics explode from the stage, as Chris Jericho stands with his arms raised and outstretched. He turns around slowly, a smirk across his face. He walks down to the ring slowly, stopping just before it. He turns, walking up the stairs and across the adjacent apron. He turns to the crowd, then steps back into the ring, waiting for his partner.
A heavy guitar chord sounds out and "Unleashed" by Saliva blasts through the speakers. "The Animal" Batista steps out from behind the black curtain with both arms raised. The crowd immediately raise to their feet and begin to scream and yell for him. Batista basks in all the cheers and a smile comes across his face. He suddenly crouches down and holds out both arms in front of him. He starts shaking violently and pyros explode across the stage behind him. He then raises up as one last huge pyro goes off. Batista raises his head and lets out a loud yell. He pops his neck from side to side and walks down the ramp. As he reaches the ring he hops up onto the ring apron and climbs into the ring. He goes to each corner raising his arms and with each time he does it the crowd gets louder and louder.
The lights go out and a siren sounds out through the P.A. system. A red spotlight goes all over the arena and then shines onto the ramp. "Holla if ya hear me" sounds out and The music of Scott Steiner begins to play. He snatches open the black curtain and out before him walks his manager Midajah. As Steiner walks, the heavy chain mail that covers his head sways. As he begins to walk down the ramp he flexes his huge muscles. Some cheer him and some boo him. He walks up the steel ring steps and climbs into the ring through the middle and top ropes. He then steps on the middle rope to hold it down for Midajah to step into the ring also. She takes his hand and he spins her around and the men in the crowd gawk at her. Steiner then drops to his knees and raises his two massive arms. As he flexes it seems as if they are going to burst but nothing happens. Steiner smiles and kiss both of his god-like arms.
Drowning Pool’s “The Game” blares over the PA system, and fans boo as Triple H makes his way onto the entry way with a water bottle in hand. He walks down the ramp looking very confident. Triple H stares down Jericho before hopping onto the ring apron. He stares at the crowd for a moment before taking a big gulp of water from his bottle. His music continues to play, he raises his arms and spits the water into the crowd. He shakes Steiner’s hand as the bell rings, both teams ready for the match ahead of them. The men charge each other, shaking the arena like an earthquake of massive proportions.
Main Event [/u] [img src=" img47.imageshack.us/img47/1967/616ll.jpg" width=150 height=100 src="http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9941/286vb.jpg"] -VS- [img src=" img386.imageshack.us/img386/1969/chrisjericho16fj.jpg" width=150 height=100 src="http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/1684/v7sh861yk.jpg"] Scott Steiner & Triple H -VS- Batista & Chris JerichoBatista attempts to clothesline Triple H, but is stopped in his tracks by Steiner. A hard boot to the chest would catch Batista off guard, but Jericho is able to get to Triple H, punching wildly. Steiner rips Jericho off of Triple H, but is unable to stop the recovered Batista from kicking Triple H in the gut and body slamming him to the floor. The Animal and The Game are separated, and each goes to their respective corner. Chris Jericho and Scott Steiner, all the while, have been fighting it out, fist for fist. Steiner has taken the lead, and pushes Jericho to the ropes. Being flung across the ring, Jericho responds with a spinning elbow to the face of Steiner, but is unable to knock Big Poppa Pump down. A dropkick to the back of the knee, however, would do the trick. The fallen Steiner finds a leg draped across the back of his neck in a leg drop, and then hears the slap of a tag. Batista enters, ready and willing to do his worst. Batista lifts Steiner to his feet, giving him a clothesline. The Animal spares nothing, dropping Scott onto his head via a fireman’s carry. Batista waits in the corner as Steiner arises, crawling to his partner. After tagging him in, Steiner collapses under his own weight. Jericho soon finds himself tagged in, and the brawl begins. Chris Jericho throws some hard rights, but Triple H ducks one and gives the King of the World an arm drag. Jericho arises quickly, not wanting to be caught off guard. Triple H charges Chris, who pulls down a rope, sending Hunter clear over it. Outside of the ring, Triple H finds himself confronted by Jericho, and slammed into the stairs. Throwing Triple H’s carcass back into the ring, Jericho attempts a pin. A count of two would be halted by Hunter’s raising of an arm, and the easing off by Jericho. Triple H slowly stands, to find Chris Jericho charging him. Triple H launches Chris over his back, ready to attack. A few right hands to push Jericho in the corner are followed by Jericho being lifted to the second rope. Triple H pulls himself up, then giving Chris Jericho a superplex. Each man slowly pulls to his corner, but only Hunter would be successful. After Steiner lifts Jericho, he grabs him by the throat. Jericho, seeing that the referee was in a well-placed position, kicks Scott in the gonads, falling backwards to make the tag to Batista. Batista sees an immediate opportunity for a powerbomb. He lifts Steiner onto his shoulders, dropping him to the mat with great force. He tosses Steiner to the other side of the ring, where Triple H reluctantly tags himself in. Triple H slowly gets to in find Batista charging him, but is able to jump and hit Batista with a knee. As Batista falls, Triple H runs to the other side of the ring to knock Jericho down. After doing so, he returns to the task at hand. After getting his arm wrenched and twisted, Batista finds himself the victim of a back body drop. Batista lays on the ground, tired and broken, but still ready for what is next. He is lifted up and sent across the ring. After ducking a clothesline, the recovered Jericho slaps him on the back, tagging himself in, and waiting for Batista to charge Triple H. Batista tackles Triple H as Chris Jericho enters the ring. As Triple H slowly recovers, Chris Jericho runs to the ropes that are to Triple H’s back, bouncing off. On his return, Chris Jericho slams Triple H’s head into the mat with a bulldog, then runs to the ropes parallel to Hunter’s body. Springing off of the second rope and hitting a backflip, completing the Lionsault. Steiner attempts to break the pin, but is clotheslined by Batista, as the referee counts, one . . two. . . three.[/color] Winners: Chris Jericho & BatistaThe winners celebrate to a cheering crowd, their arms raised high. Each is exhausted but pleased, tasting victory in the week. The camera pans through the ecstatic crowd, on their feet for the winners. The camera finally pans in on the smiling face of Chris Jericho, standing on the middle rope with his hand raised to the crowd, and then wipes to the SNME logo.[/b][/color] [/center]
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