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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:38:13 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Live From Atlanta, GeorgiaStart Time: 8:00 CentralA long hallway is shown, the superstars of Saturday Night Main Event lining it’s sides. All of them are cheering as the three co-owners, Paul Heyman, Shawn Michaels, and Ryan Beyer walk down the hall, side by side. All three of them walk into a room, the many men in the hallway following. Once everyone is inside the room, The three stand on the impromptu stage that consists of two tables. Slowly the room quiets, as the men begin to speak.Shawn Michaels: “Welcome, everyone, to the first night of Saturday Night Main Event! It’s going to be an awesome night tonight, and I guarantee it. We’re each here in this business together, and we’ll stay that way. We’ve moved on from the past and it’s time to look to the future. Guys, we are the main event. Nothing will ever compare to this federation. We are, and always will be the greatest!”With this, there is a large round of cheering, eventually quieting as Ryan Beyer steps forward. Ryan Beyer: “Guys, we up here decided that this party would be incomplete without one thing. So we all chipped in and . . . well, folks, welcome to the party, Vince McMahon!”All of the superstars continually boo until they see a midget in a suit, resembling the old man, stand up on the stage. Rounds of laughter explode from the room, as Vince McMahon is completely humiliated without his being there. The midget stand on a chair as the room quiets, but laughter is still heard.Midget Vince McMahon: “I’m Vince McMahon. Don’t laugh at me! I’m big and scary and a child molester! What are you laughing about? Yeah, you want to fight me! Job to me! Come on, I’m a tyrannical idiot! I want all the power but none of the work! I hate SNME! I’m so desperate I have to pay people to join my federation, and try to steal people from this sorry place! Bla bla bla! BLA!”With this, nearly the entire room is rolling on the ground. The midget has portrayed Vince McMahon perfectly. Paul Heyman steps forward, patting the midget on the head. Paul Heyman: “Well guys, it’s time to get your anger for Vince out. So, as gift number two, we give you. . .”Beyer and Michaels pull a sheet off of a structure, and reveal a Vince McMahon dummy, hanging from a crossbar. Paul Heyman pulls out a baseball bat, and adresses the many superstars.Paul Heyman: “So guys, who wants to go first?!”Nearly all of the room erupts, and the first try is given to Chris Jericho. He is blindfolded, spun around, and given the bat. He turns, trying to sense his location. He takes a swing, causing those close to him to duck. He turns again after hearing the many exclamations of shock, only to hear more. On his third time, however, he hits the dummy with great force, as the crowd behind him cheers. The cycle continues viciously, then the camera begins playing the opening video.The opening video for Saturday Night's Main Event plays and the camera suddenly circles the entire arena. The sea of fans is going wild for the debut of the SNME and "Watch Your Words" by Alter Bridge blares out through the P.A. system. The heavy rock sound gets the adrenaline of everyone flowing and the camera suddenly goes over to the announce table where Joey Stles and Austin Owens are standing by.Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome, Welcome to Saturday Night's Maine Event. I'm Joey Styles along side my broadcast partner Austin Owens.
Owens: Joey, tonight is going to be awesome. Here we are at the grand opening of Saturday Night's Main Event and what a night it is going to be.
Styles: Thats right Owens. Tonight we've got some big match-ups for you. We've got Scott Steiner taking on "The Anima" Batista in a Battle of the Giants. But not only do we have that, we have Bobby Lashley taking on JBL.
Owens: And don't forget Paul Heyman's Hardcore - Cup matches.
Styles: We've got it all for you tonight ladies and gentlemen and with that said lets head to the ring with Rey Mysterio taking on Jay Lethal.Street Fight-vs- Rey Mysterio -vs- Jay LethalThe lights are dimming in the arena. “Whatchu gonna do when we come for you?” is played over the speakers and the crowd rise to their feet. Pyro explodes as the music fully kicks in and the crowd blow the roof off of the arena! Rey Mysterio jumps up from the stage. He gets up, and starts walking down to the ring, high fiving the fans. He walks around the ring, acknowledging all of his great fans. He takes off his mask, revealing another one underneath and gives it to a kid in the front row. He rolls into the ring, and warms himself up as the music stops. The music changes to “Ridin’ by Chamillionaire and Jay Lethal walks out onto the stage, to a mixed reaction. He struts down to the ring, high fiving some fans, but keeping his eye on Mysterio in the ring. He stands outside the ring and signals for Rey to come get him. Rey runs and dives through the ropes onto him and the bell rings!
Rey is pounding on Lethal, straddling over him, just slapping him around. Jay moves his legs and monkey flips Rey onto the steel of the ramp. Jay nips up and then goes back again with a standing moonsault onto Rey! Rey holds his ribs and Jay scrambles up. He picks up his masked opponent and Irish whips him into the steel barrier. Rey turns round, holding his back and Jay plants him with a standing ensiguri! Rey goes down to his knees, then straight down on his face. Jay gets up, and sees Rey is down so starts looking under the ring until he finds what he wants – a ladder!
Jay leans it up against the apron on a slant and goes over to get Rey but Rey elbows him in the gut. He elbows him again then gives him a hard throat thrust. Jay flies back, and Rey hits a beautiful dropkick, sending Jay back on the ladder. Rey jumps onto the apron in one jump, and then flies off again with a corkscrew onto Jay on the ladder! Rey falls on the mat, and Jay rolls off. Rey gets up as Jay is on his knees. Rey runs, jumps on the ladder, and then bounces off with a somersault plancha on Lethal!
Rey is rolling around; holding his back and Jay is slumped up against the stairs. Rey picks himself up and grabs Jay, and rolls him into the ring. Rey grabs the ladder and shoves it in after him, then gets on the apron. Jay grabs hold of the ladder, and Rey tries to springboard off the rope but Lethal turns with the ladder and catches Rey in the mouth with the ladder! Rey is screaming in pain, Jay is just standing on the side, catching a breather. Jay puts the ladder up and starts to climb. Rey pulls himself up and Jay flies off with a cross body!
Jay catches him and instead of rolling, just splats on him! Jay gets on his knees, and manages to get up, but is severely winded. He grabs Rey and sets him up on the top rope. Rey is dazed and holding onto the ribs while Jay is climbing the ladder. He is standing on the top rung and steadies himself. He jumps off, landing on Rey’s shoulders and hurricanranas him over the top rope so Rey lands in the front row! Holy Shit! What a complex sequence there, how the hell did Jay Lethal manage to do that?!?!?!
The crowd is in awe, and just giving both men a standing ovation, Rey is laid out in the front row, and Lethal is KO’d outside on the mat. The official goes to check on both men, and by God, Jay Lethal is moving. He staggers up, his arm hanging loosely by his side. He grabs his shoulder, then goes under the ring himself, and pulls out a Singapore cane. He goes over the railing, and picks Rey up. Rey is falling back down but Jay hits him with the cane anyway, cracking it over his head, leaving Rey to crumple down on the concrete.
Jay laughs and picks up Rey. He sets him and swings again but Rey quickly moves, getting Jay round the waist. Release German suplex on a set of chairs! Rey uses this as a breather opportunity, while Jay writhes around, holding his back with his good arm. Rey grabs the Singapore cane himself and starts beating Jay’s back with the cane! Jay is screaming, crawling away along the railing. Jay kicks Rey away, and dumps himself over the railing, onto the space below the stage.
Rey climbs over himself and Jay is pleading, while moving his hands around, trying to find something. He kicks Rey away and grabs a fire extinguisher. He blasts it in Rey’s face and Rey backs off, lying on a box of electrics. Jay runs, and somersaults on top of the box onto Rey and then back off again! Rey falls off, holding his ribs, and Jay is up again quickly. He gets 2 tables and sets them up next to one another; the crowd is starting to buzz. He grabs Rey and they go up the ramp and start trading blows. Jay is punching Rey back but Rey is fighting back. Rey is really getting some momentum here, and then throws Jay up against the ramp! Jay falls down and Rey goes behind the curtain. He pulls out a 20ft ladder! He sets it up and the crowd are going insane. Rey grabs Jay and the 2 begin to climb, giving beach other right hands now and then. The 2 are up at the top, and Rey is higher then Jay, who has his back to the drop. Jay is climbing down, but loses a grip but before he can get back, Rey springboards over the ladder, and West Coast Pops Jay off the ladder down off the stage through 2 tables!
Jay may have crushed his chest there! Rey is rolling around in the wreckage, holding his tailbone. Rey goes for the cover but the referee tells him he has to do it in the ring. Rey searches for something with wheels and finds a cabinet near by. He dumps Jay on to and begins wheeling his body down to ringside, tipping it slightly so Jay falls off. Rey leans Jay against the ring post. Rey backs off and runs, grabbing the bottom and middle rope and 619’s Jay up against the ring post! Jay’s head hit the ring post with a sickening thud!
Rey falls onto the apron, and Jay is on his knees, nearly crying with the pain. Rey gets up and hits another West Cost Pop onto Jay on the outside! Rey is full of adrenaline. He picks Jay up and rolls him in, but Jay crawls over to the other side, and leans out the ring and under it, grabbing a weapon. Rey rolls in but Jay nails him with a chair! Jay sets up the chair, and places the ladder on it. He is going to put Rey on it but Rey elbows him off. Jay goes to the mat and Rey jumps off the ropes, onto the ladder, see-sawing it into Jay’s face! Jay flies back and Rey scrambles, pinning Jay. 1….2….3!WINNER: REY MYSTERIO [/b] Rey goes to his knees, holding his head in his hands. The referee raises his hand and Rey jumps up celebrating after a HELLACIOUS match, full of high spots. Rey jumps onto the turnbuckle, celebrating, and Jay looks defeated, with blood now coming from his mouth. Jay rolls out, flipping Rey off as he goes. Rey stares at him, but it doesn’t matter as Rey is in the semi final!Owens: What a match, unbelievable way to kick off the new era in Saturday Night’s Main Event eh?
Styles: Yes it is Austin, unbelievable contest there, but now we are going to be having a match involving another participant in the Hardcore Cup…JBL.Back at the party, the co-owners approach the men at the dummy. The men hand Paul Heyman the bat first, blindfolding him and spinning him around. Finally, he takes his first swing, connecting with the legs of the puppet. The second and third blows, however, are directly in the gut. Heyman takes off the blindfold smiling, obviously happy to release the anger he was holding.The next swings will go to Shawn Michaels. He takes the bat, and is spun around once. It is obvious that at this party, he has had a beer or nine. He stumbles forward, taking a swing at the rag doll. Vince McMahon’s head is the first part to be hit. Then, a baseball bat to the groin would surely even pain the real McMahon. The pinata is then his again in the head. The Heart-Break Kid pulls off the blindfold, drops the bat, and walks back to the bar.
Ryan Beyer gets his turn last. He grips the bat tightly, and is spun around. His first swing is fierce, right in the head of Vince McMahon. Cheers are heard behind him. He gives the bat another swing, connecting with the stomach of the doll. The superstars around him decide he isn’t dizzy enough, so they spin him around again with great force. This time, he stumbles, and takes his swing. To everyone’s surprise, he hits the midget. The midget flies, crashing through a window. Everyone slowly turns away, but the crowd around Beyer laughs.[/center]
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:38:36 GMT -5
-vs- Bobby Lashley -vs- John "Bradshaw" LayfieldA fast rock beat fills the arena and a "Stand Alone" by Godsmack blares out over the P.A. system. Bobby Lashley snatches open the black curtain leading back stage and makes his way out onto the stage. He raises both arms with great intensity and fireworks explode from the ramp way. Lashley begins to make his way towards the ring as fans cheer him on. He reaches the ring and hops up onto the ring apron causing sparks to shoot out from all four ring posts. Lashely climbs into the ring through the middle and top ropes and raises his arms as he stands in the center of the ring. A cow bell rings out and JBL's theme music suddenly blasts out over the P.A. system. Out from beside the stage comes a long white limo with texas longhorns on the hood. The limo droves up the the ring and before anyone can step out of the door Lashley slides out of the ring. He tries opening the door, but it is locked. He gets angry and kicks in the window. As he reaches inside the window JBL climbs out through the sunroof. He kicks Lashley in the head and angers him even more. An angry Lashley climbs on top of the car and quicky chases JBL as he makes his way into the ring. JBL quickly tosses his white cowboy hat outside the ring and snatches off his jacket. The ref rings the bell to signal the start of the match and JBL hits Lashley with a shoulder tackle.
It doesn't have much affect on Lashley and he just flexes towards JBL. The look on JBL turns to a worried one and he bounces off the ropes and charges at Lashley one more time. He goes for a closeline but Lashley ducks and hits a closeline of his own sending JBL to the mat. JBL regains his composure and makes it to his feet at Lashley is posing for the crowd. JBL sneaks up behind him and clubs him on the back of the head. He continuosly pounds on Lashley until he falls to the ground. He then begins to stomp all over him with that huge boot of his. With each stomp JBL uses more and more power. The ref forces JBL away from Lashley and allows Lashley some time to get up. He finally makes it to his feet and shakes off all of the shots from JBL. Lashley and JBL lock up dead center of the ring and JBL is shoved to the corner as he lands on his backside. JBL holds his butt and the crowd laughs at him. His face instantly turns red and he quickly gets up as Lashley flexes his large muscles at him. As the crowd chant for Lashley JBL yells at them to shut up. Acting as if he isn't paying attention to Lashley JBL suddenly ducks. Lashley misses a big closeline and JBL sends him face first into the runbuckle. The fans boo him and he spits into the crowd. As he pulls Lashley to his feet. He shoves Lashley's head under his arm and quickly hits a snap vertical suplex. JBL makes it to his feet and brings /lashley back up with him. He hips tosses Lashley across the ring and drops an elbwo right into his ribs. He sits Lashley up and locks in a sleeper hold. After locking it in for a while Lashley seems as if he is fading away. Suddenly he gets a huge burst of energy and makes it to his feet with JBL still locking on the sleeper. Lashley reaches over his head and grabs onto JBL. He rips him off his back and slams him back first to the mat as the crowd becomes chocked by his raw power. JBL looks on at Lashley with shock. JBL thought he had Lashley finished, but he is just getting started. Quickly Lashley snatches JBL up. He Irish whips him into the ropes and follows up with a huge knee to the gut. He continues to knee JBL until he recieves a poke to the eyes. Lashley hols his eyes and JBL rolls out of the ring. He quickly grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. He attempts to use it but the ref snatches it away from him. Lashley comes charging at JBL, but he ducks and knocks the ref out. Suddenly out from the limo comes Amy Webber. She has a clip board in her hand and slides it in the ring as she distracts Lashley. JBL picks up the clipboard and bounces off the ropes. Amy slaps Lashley causing him to turn around and as he does JBL hits a closeline from hell with the clipboard. The board snaps into pieces and JBL quickly kicks them from the ring. He picks Lashley up once more and shoves his head between his legs. He signals to the crowd and lifts him up for a powerbomb. He stalls for a few seconds and Lashely comes heavily crashing down to the mat. JBL pins him and the ref counts the 1...2...3!
Amy Webber quickly makes her way into the ring and raises JBL's hand. The two celebrate as the crowd boo them. As the two pay no attention to Lashley, he makes it to his feet. He chases them off and they quickly jump back into the limo and head to the back.
Winner: John Bradshaw LayfieldStyles: Ladies and Gentlemen, what a match! The power of Bobby Lashley is absolutely incredible! Did you see it Owens?
Owens: Yeah Joey, but did you see Amy Webber? She was looking mighty fine tonight and you've got to admit it or you're gay.
Styles: I'll admit, she did look mighty fine Owens, but thats not our main focus of tonight's show. Tonight is SNME's firts BIG show. Tonight Shawn Michaels, Ryan Beyer, and Paul Heyman bring us the best their is to offer in the wrestling world.
Owens: Ya know Joey, we've been in other places, but none are up to parr with Saturday Night's Main Event. I mean, just think of the last place we were with.
Styles: You've got that one right Owens. I hope we never have to go back there. It was terrible.
Owens: Well folks right now we take you backstage where the SNME party is still taking place.The scene quicly swaps over to the SNME party. Many of the SNME superstars such as Carlito, Sting, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Ashley Massaro. They are al drinking punch and snacking on different things as they talk. The excitemtn of the great night can be felt all around and voices from all superstars fill the air. The camera moves over to Shawn Michaels who is talking with Sting.HBK: Hey man, it is a pleasure to have you here in Saturday Night's Main Event.
Sting: Ya know Shawn, it's been a while since I've hit the ring, but I'm ready for it. I just can't wait to get in there and get to work.
HBK: Well man, here in the SNME, every superstar has an opportunity, and opporunity to shine as bright as you want. All you've got to do is put some effort into it and you'll be on the top in no time man.Suddenly Randy Orton walks up to Shawn and Sting. He first looks at Shawn, and then at Sting. He looks at both of them as if he is greater then they'll ever be, but little does he know, that these two are two of the greatest me to ever step foot into a wrestling ring.Orton: So you're the Stinger huh?
Sting: Yeah....
Orton: Ya know, I remember as a young child I watched you wrestle on television. I watched you compete with the likes of Ric Flair and other great legends. But you see, here in the SNME there lies a "Legend Killer", and his name is Randy Keith Orton.
Sting: Listen kid, I don't know what you're problem is, but you need to go back to your mother and cry.
Orton: Sting, you've wrestled some of the greatest men in wrestling, but you've never wrestled a "Legend Killer". You've never wreslter me Sting. Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to step into the ring with a third generation superstar?
Sting: Alright, I've had enough of your cheap talk. Now beat it kid!Sting reaches inside his long black trench coat and pulls out a long black bat. He waves it in Randy's face and he backs off. As he does so, he just smirks at Sting.Orton: See ya later.....Stinger!
Sting: What is this kid's problem man?
HBK: I'm not sure, but he's always been this way. he thinks he's a "Legend Killer" so to speak, but don't worry because he's not too much to handle.
Sting: Can't even celebrate the opening night of SNME without some punk trying to stir things up......what a shame.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:39:01 GMT -5
Paul Heyman’s theme music hits and the Evil Genius walks out onto the ramp. Some of the fans worship him, and chant “Heyman Rocks!”. Heyman has a microphone and begins to speakPaul Heyman: Well, you’re about to see the second Hardcore Cup Quarter Final but I thought I’d give you a hint as to the stipulations to next week’s quarter finals. In Randy Orton & Kevin’s match, there will be No Rules. There will be No Escape. They are going to be locked up like rabid, LETHAL animals. It’s LOCKDOWN for them, heheheThe crowd pop as Heyman has that maniacal grin on his facePAUL HEYMAN: And as for the other match, Steve Austin vs. JBL, these 2 tough Texans love to straight up shoot fight with some fisticuffs. So, why not change that a bit. Let’s see if they have a pair of big BRASS balls and see who will be delivering the biggest KNUCKLE sandwich. Check the Turmoil card for details. And now, for this match, we’re not going to bother with entrances. Raven & John Cena…it’s like Cat & Mouse. Go find each other. Goodbye boysPaul Heyman goes to the back and we see Raven hiding out in the boiler room. He is waiting for the door to open but Cena runs in from behind and attacks him!Last Man Standing Match vs John Cena -vs- RavenCena grabs Raven and throws him against a set of pipes. Cena hits a light switch and the boiler room is bathed in bright light. Raven is crawling up and Cena boots him in the midsection. Cena grabs him and bashes Raven’s head against the concrete block wall. Cena grabs him and tosses him to the floor. Cena goes behind a set of pipes and pushes them onto Raven. Raven holds his back in pain and Cena picks him up and holds him against a set of railings. He rips open his shirt and slaps him across his chest.
Raven shouts out in pain, and Cena does it again. Raven punches Cena in the gut though and back body drops Cena over the railing off a ledge through a table! Cena just crashes over; through the table and the referee begins to count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7 - Cena gets up. Raven climbs on the railing and as Cena gets up, Raven jumps down with a double axe handle. Cena goes down, and Raven goes off. Cena gets up and goes looking for Raven. He turns and Raven turns a wrench, sending hot steam into Cena’s face!
Cena screams in pain and falls to the floor, holding his face. The referee runs over to Cena, whose face is now bright red. Raven laughs, and has the wrench in his hand. Cena gets up and gets the wrench in the ribs. Cena lets out a sigh and goes to his knees. Raven picks him up and nails him again and Cena falls back down a small set of stairs. Cena rolls away and Raven goes after him, calling him. He turns around but Cena is there, and he swings a metal bucket into Raven’s face! The edge catches him right in the mouth and Raven is holding his mouth in pain. Cena grabs a bottle of water nearby and douses his face in it. Cena picks Raven up who has split his lip nearly straight in half. Cena slaps his face, and Raven falls down. Cena picks Raven up and has him up for a vertical suplex. Cena flies back and Raven goes flying into a wall. Cena gets up and the referee begins to count but only gets up to 6 before Raven gets straight back up again. Cena grabs Raven by the hair and drags him toward the door. He laughs, then throws Raven through a nearby window to the hall outside!
Cena grabs a wrench and hits in the glass remaining on the window, and then crawls out after him. He picks up Raven and drives his face into the shattered glass! Raven writhes in it and Cena laughs himself, before making the “You Can’t See Me!” taunt. Raven kicks out into Cena’s jaw. Cena flies back into a doorway and Raven picks himself up. He runs and charges Cena through the door! The 2 fly into the Divas’ shower room. The women run out screaming as the 2 men are brawling on the floor.
Raven gets the upper hand and throws Cena into a wardrobe. He throws him into the shower and begins to choke him with the shower curtain! He throws him down and grabs the shower head. Cena staggers up and gets it nailed on his head! He staggers back and Raven runs at him but Cena sidesteps him and Raven crashes into the hard tiled walls. Raven turns round and gets kicked in the face, and he flies back, hitting his head on the ceramic floor. Cena turns the water up to full temperature and sprays Raven with the boiling water!
Raven screams in pain and crawls out through the door, Cena stalking behind. Cena picks Raven up but Raven headbutts him viciously. Cena falls back and Raven grabs a plant pot. He picks it up and throws it at Cena’s head, it smashing off of his skull. Cena falls down, blood now gushing from a cut on his forehead. The referee begins to count and somehow Cena gets up at 8. Raven is wondering what to do and looks for another weapon. Raven jumps and grabs the fan from the ceiling and yanks it down! Cena gets up and it is just planted over his head!
Raven laughs and pulls off one of the fan arms and smashes it over Cena’s back! Cena screams in agony, and starts to crawl into a room. Raven walks in, and all the lights are off. He finds the switch and turns it on but gets a light tube swung at his head like a baseball bat and gets it smashed off of his cheek! Raven goes down and Cena has a duffel bag full of them. Another one broke over Raven’s head, and another, the powdered remains are all over the floor. Cena picks him up over his shoulders and FU’s him onto the bag of light tubes!
Raven is laid out on the floor. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-BARELY! Barely, Raven gets up. Cena sighs in disbelief and picks the bloody Raven up, bleeding all over his back. He kicks open a door to reveal the canteen and throws him across a table full of food, launching him into the wall at the end! Cena picks up a tray and levels Raven with it, then just starts shooting on him with knees and right hands. Cena picks him up and taunts him but Raven grabs him and smashes him against the table. He spins Cena round and hits a DDT on the floor.
Raven doesn’t let the referee count; he throws him into the kitchen. Raven looks around and grabs a cheese grater! He takes it to Cena’s head and starts grating him! Good god! Cena is screaming, traumatising thousands of viewers. Cena punches Raven off, he is literally GUSHING blood. Cena looks around and grabs a fork. Raven picks him up but gets a fork stabbed into his head! Repeatedly stabbed and stabbed! Raven falls back but onto a cooker that is turned on!
Raven shoots up and is back body dropped on the hard floor. Cena grabs a pan and clocks Raven on the back of the head with it. Cena grabs the cheese grater and starts to grate Raven himself! Cena shouts “How do you like it bitch?!” t Raven and then just hits him with it. He throws Raven through the serving opening and follows him out through the door. Raven hits Cena with a low blow and buys some time. He grabs a dinner chair and breaks it over Cena’s back! He grabs one of the legs and hits Cena in the head, sending him back through the door.
Raven follows him but can’t see where Cena is. He turns round and narrowly misses a shot with a baseball bat. Raven punches Cena straight in the side of the head and Cena crumples. Raven grabs Cena and throws him outside the arena into the parking lot! Raven grabs Cena and throws him through a car windshield! Cena grabs something from the car though. Raven picks him up but is keyed! Raven falls back on the hood and a groggy Cena climbs up with him. He has him up for an FU but Raven crawls out. He turns Cena round and hits the Evenflow DDT through the windshield! Both men are down. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9 RAVEN IS UP! 10! Cena is counted out! Winner: Raven Raven, who is covered in blood has his arm raised outside as we go back to the arena where the crowd are going insane, giving both men a standing ovation [/b][/color] Styles: In all my years of commentating…never have I seen ANYTHING like that.
Owens: I’m speechless. Just…wow.[/center]
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:39:31 GMT -5
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on May 24, 2006 20:40:01 GMT -5
A heavily distorted power chord shakes the arena, as Drowning Pool’s “The Game” screams through the arena. The lights have dimmed and green spotlights shine in the arena. Triple H slowly walks out from behind the curtain, his SNME Heavyweight Title in one hand and microphone in the other. He slowly struts down to the ring, then walks up the stairs. He steps into the ring slowly, the lights arising and the music fading. He walks around in large circles as the crowd chants, “SNME! SNME!”Triple H: “You know, the great thing about this federation is, well everything! And so, tonight, since it is our first night, I am offering an open invitation to ANYONE, for my heavyweight championship. All you have to do is beat me in a match . . one, two, three. It’s pretty simple when you think about it. That is, until you step into the ring. That is when the going gets rough. Why? Because I am the Game! I am the Cerebral Assassin! I am Triple H!”With this, the lights dim, and a countdown begins. The screen shows the numbers fading from 5 in between a Y and a J. The countdown stops at two, as a brilliant display of pyrotechnics explode from the stage, as Chris Jericho stands with his arms raised and outstretched. He turns around slowly, a smirk across his face. He walks down to the ring slowly, stopping just before it. He knows the Game; there is no trust between these two. He carefully climbs up the stairs, his eyes fixed upon Triple H. Upon entering the ring, Chris snatches the microphone from Triple H. Chris Jericho: “You know, Hunter, we’ve had our share of matches. They’ve all been good. They’ve all been challenging. Yet, every time, it seems you come out on top. But not tonight. This time, I know what it will take to rip you to shreds. Triple H, you’re a tough game to beat, but I know everything you’re going to throw at me. Hunter, I’m the King of the World! And you, you’re nothing more than a jackass! Now, first night of Saturday Night Main Event. . . how unfortunate that it will be your last!”Is anyone up for the Challenge?-vs- Triple H-vs- Chris JerichoThe crowd cheers as the microphone is dropped and the two men stand face to face. Triple H hands his belt to the referee as Jericho removes his jacket. Neither man dare take his eyes off the other, nor move quickly and unnecessarily. Each man loves the intimidation game, as the winner of that usually becomes the winner of the match. The referee backs each man away from the other, waiting for the hurricane about to occur. The bell rings and each man charges the other.
Chris Jericho circles around the Game, seeming ready to leap onto his prey. Triple H waits for the inevitable, then suddenly throws a punch. Jericho ducks it, using the Cerebral Assassin’s momentum to trip him with a drop toe hold. Each man quickly arises, Chris Jericho with a smirk on his face. Triple H accosts him, a grapple that ends with Jericho being forced into the corner. Jericho ducks before Triple H even throws a punch, but finds a knee in his stomach. Maybe he doesn’t know the Game after all.
Triple H takes advantage of the opening, throwing Chris back into the corner, then taking a few hard swings, all of which could have possibly knocked Jericho’s teeth out. Triple H brings him to the middle of the ropes, and whips him across the ring. Jericho baseball slides under Triple H’s jumping knee, exploding with a hard dropkick to the Game’s back. Triple H gets up slowly, obviously recreating his plan of attack. He looks at Jericho, then charges him. This time, when Triple H jumps and Chris falls, Hunter lands on Jericho with an elbow drop, knocking the wind out of his opponent.
Each man gets up slowly, finding that they will have to return to their roots to win this match. Triple H gives a hard clothesline to Jericho, then rolls him onto his back. Lifting Chris Jericho to his knees, Triple H locks in a sleeper hold, the eyes of the King of the World becoming glassy and dull. Triple H drags his carcass to the ground, but Jericho begins to rebel. After getting to his feet, Jericho gives a few elbows to the gut, then runs to the ropes. He springs off of the second rope, turning backwards and hitting a cross-body drop.
Triple H is startled by the moves of Jericho. They are quick and well thought out. Upon his return to a vertical base, Triple H sees Chris Jericho charging him. Hunter turns as to catch Jericho, then slams him down in a sidewalk slam. The Game drags his opponent up by the arm, then twists his arm and pulls it behind his back, in a hammer lock. From there, Triple H lifts Chris Jericho and drops him with a back-body drop. The match has gone from power to speed in a matter of minutes.
Chris Jericho gets up slowly, but is able to duck the clothesline by Triple H and respond with a hurricana. Jericho arises just before Triple H, but is able to spring off of the ropes and hit a hard bulldog. Jericho runs for the ropes parallel to Triple H. He springs off of the middle rope, floating in the air with a backflip. Unfortunately for Jericho, he has misjudged his distance, and with Triple H’s knees raised, the comes crashing down face first into the hard legs of Triple H.
Completely and utterly unconscious, Chris Jericho is dragged to his feet. Triple H doesn’t even waste the motion to kick Jericho in the stomach, he simply puts Chris’ head between his legs, holding his arms up. The lifeless Jericho has fallen to his knees, but Triple H props him up, then quickly jumps, falling on his knees, completing the Pedigree. Triple H rolls his opponent over, then nearly collapses over him, the referee making the count, one. . . two. . . three.
Winner: Triple HWith this, each man slowly rises to his feet. Triple H is handed his title, and he walks over to Jericho to help him up. In an excellent show of respect, the Game raises Chris Jericho’s hand, presenting him to the crowd. It is obvious that both man respect each other for the match they’ve just given. Suddenly, Triple H turns in to Jericho, then smacking him in the face with the title. Jericho falls instantly as Triple H begins walking out of the arena to a round of boo’s. The camera shows Triple H standing at the top of the ramp, title over his head and smirk on his face, then fades to the Saturday Night Main Event logo.
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