Post by "The Animal" Batista on Apr 19, 2006 19:16:02 GMT -5
Breaking News: SNME GM, Darrell McCeaton, has passed away this week.
**A piece of footage begins rolling on the Titan Tron. The camera is a bit blurry, the scenery seems to be on a airplane. The camera man is breathing heavily as he shakes constantly. Suddenly and man with a huge white turban around his head begins to monitor the passengers moves. Suddenly a gun appears as the man yells out, “NOBODY MOVE, THIS IS A FRICKIN' HIJACKING AND I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN A SECOND!” The passengers fret as the man holds the gun point blank to a random passenger. Suddenly a man with a black suit with gray pinstripes and a black bandana is seen flying on the oxygen ropes from behind. He kicks the terrorist down and lands on his feet as he receives a standing ovation. The man is the Saturday Night’s Main Event general manager Darrell McCeaton. He smiles and he stares at the camera, but a gunshot is heard and McCeaton falls to the ground holding his leg; nearly blown in half. He uses the seats to get up and karate chops the terrorist, followed by a roundhouse kick, compliments of Chuck Norris. He bandages his wounds and takes a seat for a few seconds. McCeaton springs back off the chair, punching the hijacker in the face. Darrell turns around, but in smashed in the head by the butt of the gun. The hijacker rips open the plane door, and 2 passengers are sucked out of their seats into the furious sky. McCeaton flies towards the door, but manages to grab the sides of the entrance, preventing him from flying out. The hijacker laughs and smiles, then blows 3 gunshots into the chest of Darrell! McCeaton roars in pain and fear, as his body is thrown out into the open sky. The last thing of McCeaton shown is his black bandana floating with the wind.**
The footage stops, and we see the SNME roster in a solemn scene, not a single reaction in the crowd for everyone's favorite GM, Darrell Ned McCeaton.
A cop appears on the screen and he begins to speak.
Cop: Now Darrell McCeaton tried to be a hero, let’s thank him for that. But when we found McCeatons body conveniently place on top of our roof, we did a autopsy on him. It turned out McCeaton had consumed three pounds of cocaine that day and the only reason he died was because of his drugs. We also went to his house and found six-hundred and sixty pounds of marij…
The camera is cut off and shows a upset, but in a way happy Shawn Michaels.
**A piece of footage begins rolling on the Titan Tron. The camera is a bit blurry, the scenery seems to be on a airplane. The camera man is breathing heavily as he shakes constantly. Suddenly and man with a huge white turban around his head begins to monitor the passengers moves. Suddenly a gun appears as the man yells out, “NOBODY MOVE, THIS IS A FRICKIN' HIJACKING AND I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN A SECOND!” The passengers fret as the man holds the gun point blank to a random passenger. Suddenly a man with a black suit with gray pinstripes and a black bandana is seen flying on the oxygen ropes from behind. He kicks the terrorist down and lands on his feet as he receives a standing ovation. The man is the Saturday Night’s Main Event general manager Darrell McCeaton. He smiles and he stares at the camera, but a gunshot is heard and McCeaton falls to the ground holding his leg; nearly blown in half. He uses the seats to get up and karate chops the terrorist, followed by a roundhouse kick, compliments of Chuck Norris. He bandages his wounds and takes a seat for a few seconds. McCeaton springs back off the chair, punching the hijacker in the face. Darrell turns around, but in smashed in the head by the butt of the gun. The hijacker rips open the plane door, and 2 passengers are sucked out of their seats into the furious sky. McCeaton flies towards the door, but manages to grab the sides of the entrance, preventing him from flying out. The hijacker laughs and smiles, then blows 3 gunshots into the chest of Darrell! McCeaton roars in pain and fear, as his body is thrown out into the open sky. The last thing of McCeaton shown is his black bandana floating with the wind.**
The footage stops, and we see the SNME roster in a solemn scene, not a single reaction in the crowd for everyone's favorite GM, Darrell Ned McCeaton.
A cop appears on the screen and he begins to speak.
Cop: Now Darrell McCeaton tried to be a hero, let’s thank him for that. But when we found McCeatons body conveniently place on top of our roof, we did a autopsy on him. It turned out McCeaton had consumed three pounds of cocaine that day and the only reason he died was because of his drugs. We also went to his house and found six-hundred and sixty pounds of marij…
The camera is cut off and shows a upset, but in a way happy Shawn Michaels.