Post by "The One Woman Dynasty" Layla on Oct 11, 2011 1:09:15 GMT -5
Superstar: Layla Title Holder: N/A Current Match Record (Win/Loss/Draw) (0-0-0) Date of Debut: TBA Finishers: The Layout The Facelift Alignment: Heel Weight: 120lbs Height: 5'2 Hometown: Miami, Florida Theme Music: "Nasty Girl" - WWE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Did someone recommend SNME to you?
What level do your roleplay at? (Main Event, Mid-Card, Lower Card)
High/Main Event
Are you dedicated to roleplay when you are booked?
Yes
Sample Roleplay:
Topic: Match Number 4
Participants: Layla versus Qwinn Rodriguez versus Harlow Michaels versus Angela Fortin
Characters Involved: Layla, Matt Parker, Jessica Hart, The Fizz
Layla’s Flawless Attire Is: i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv260/K...yla/LaylaEl.jpg
Prologue
This match has been a long time coming and after the hell that she has been through, Layla has finally earned her championship opportunity. After the trials and tribulations, after having to carry Kelly Kelly during their time as Extreme Expose, after having to carry Michelle McCool during their time as Lay Cool, after having defied the odds resulting in defeating an impressive list of women such as Beth Phoenix, Natalya Neidhart, Mickie James, Melina Perez, and Katie Lea among others, she feels as though that it is her time to shine. With how she has been ever since signing her contract with World Wrestling Headquarters, Layla has been running rough shot through every single obstacle that has been set before her and tonight she only has three more obstacles standing between herself and the championship that she rightfully deserves. Layla can still remember when she first won a Championship. It was in April of two-thousand-and-ten when she and Michelle McCool took on then-Women’s Champion of World Wrestling Entertainment Beth Phoenix for the WWE Women’s Championship. Despite what Michelle has said in the past, Layla carried herself and the team to the victory, winning the championship on her own, in the middle of the ring with Michelle knocked out outside of the ring. She can remember how she had to “share” the championship with that blond, anorexic, egotistical slut due to the fact that Michelle did not want to admit that Layla is better than her. Layla was better than Michelle before Lay Cool, Layla was better than Michelle during their time as Lay Cool, and Layla is better than Michelle overall. Tonight is Layla’s chance to prove to the world that she is capable of winning another championship ON HER OWN. What will make this victory even sweeter is that once she becomes champion again, Layla will not have to share said championship with an inferior, not to mention talentless, useless, overrated, over pushed slut of a partner that only became a champion due to her affiliation with The Undertaker. Layla has known all along that had it not been for Michelle dating and later marrying the Undertaker, that blond airhead would have been a jobber like she should have been from the start. Yes, tonight is most definitely put up or shut up time for the Epically Flawless Diva known as Layla. Tonight is Layla’s chance to show the world what she is truly made of. Tonight, every challenge that Layla has encountered in the past counts towards how successful that she has been. Ever since dumping the useless partners that she has had, namely Kelly Kelly, Brooke Adams, and later Michelle McCool, Layla has been on fire, like a new lease on life has been unleashed in this young woman. Her emotion undying, her passion unquestionable, and her will to succeed, her thirst to become the Bombshell Champion unquenchable makes her a huge threat to everyone on the women’s roster of World Wrestling Headquarters. Tonight is the night that dreams shall become reality. Dreams will be realized, dreams will be broken, legends will be made, and asses will be kicked. Layla knows this and she also knows that she cannot leave anything to chance as tonight she will pulling out all of the stops, she will take liberties with every rule in the book, and she will never falter in her quest towards becoming the new Bombshell Champion. Others in the past have faced Layla in hopes of making names for themselves at her expense. However, they have all suffered the same fate, painful disappointment and painful defeat. Tonight will be the same as every other night. Layla will walk into the arena as the only Flawless woman on the roster, and will leave the arena as the only Flawless woman on the roster. The only difference is that tonight, she will walk out as the Flawless Champion and three more broken bodies will be left behind.
Scene One: Fueling the Nasty Girl
Walking through the backstage with a confident, yet graceful elegance is none other than the Flawless Nasty Girl herself, Layla El. With a bit of confidence in her step that can be mistaken for arrogance and a sneer on her face, Layla feels as though that tonight shall be a breeze and that her championship victory is a certainty. However, she knows exactly what each woman in this match is capable of and she knows that each of her opponents are not to be taken lightly. Therefore, she will do everything within her own power in order to leave as the new Bombshell Champion. If she has to out-fight an opponent in order to become the Bombshell Champion, then she will out-fight an opponent in order to become Bombshell Champion. If she has to out-wrestle an opponent in order to become the Bombshell Champion, then she shall out-wrestle an opponent in order to become the Bombshell Champion. If she has to out-cheat an opponent in order to become the Bombshell Champion, then she shall out-cheat an opponent in order to become the Bombshell Champion. There is absolutely nothing that Layla cannot do in the squared circle that would not warrant her becoming the Bombshell Champion of World Wrestling Headquarters. Yes, Layla is a rare kind of woman in the world of wrestling, she is multi-talented. She can wrestle, she can fight, she can cut promos, and she has an indefinable charisma, the ability to draw people to her. To the people that only watch wrestling to see beautiful women, Layla has an incredible level of sex appeal. She has everything for people of all ages. She is the complete and total package, and she knows it. Continuing to walk through the backstage area, Layla walks past a couple of backstage workers who begin to snicker at her after she passes by, hoping that she can’t hear them. However, Layla can indeed hear them as she quirks an eyebrow and turns around.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“What, might I ask is so damn funny?”
Layla approaches these two backstage workers who then gulp at the sight of Layla coming towards them. She may not be the biggest dog in the fight, but Layla is definitely the toughest. These two know this and thus try to cover it up by pretending to do their jobs. Though as hard as these two idiots attempt to fake doing their jobs, Layla is not buying into their faux pas for one second. Standing right in front of them with a face that says “I am annoyed, do not fuck with me”, Layla crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently before speaking again.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“WELL?! WHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY?!”
The two backstage workers stop dead in their tracks, knowing that Layla is incredibly angry and that her anger can cause them some problems. As she is about to really tear these guys a new asshole for laughing at her and not telling her why, Layla feels a finger slightly tap her shoulder. Reacting quickly, she grabs the wrist attached to the hand of the finger that tapped her on the shoulder and swiftly turns around. With the wrist securely fastened between her middle finger and her thumb, Layla twists the arm of the person whom was tapping her on the shoulder.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“WHAT?!”
It is none other than Marvelous Matt Parker that is revealed to be the mystery person that had tapped Layla on the shoulder. He is in a state of shock at how Layla reacts. However, with her frustration and anger rising, he feels as though that perhaps he shouldn’t be surprised, because Layla is not a person to be laughed at. That is if the person or persons laughing at her have a death wish.
{::The Marvelous One::}{::Matt Parker::}
“There is a reason behind their laughing at you.”
Looking up at the Marvelous One that hails from Leeds, Layla hears what he says. However, upon this new revelation, a question arises.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Just what in the hell are they laughing about?”
The Marvelous One looks down at Layla and pulls out a video tape. As he pulls the tape out of his pocket, he notices that Layla’s eyes move from him and are now fixated on the tape. Parker moves the tape from side to side, and with each movement, Layla’s eyes move with it, never letting the tap leave her sight.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Now, what is that?”
Being more than graceful to answer the Flawless Layla, The Marvelous One smirks at her with a hint of arrogance as his sole intention was to do nothing more than to both inform Layla of what had happened and to enrage her even more than she already is. Little did he know that angering her is something that you just do not do.
{::The Marvelous One::}{::Matt Parker::}
“What, this? It is a video tape.”
With Matt not fully answering her question, the anger and the frustration within Layla grows even more as she is about ready to haul off and punch him in the face.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“I can see that, you idiot. What is it a tape of?!”
With his smirk never wavering, The Marvelous One is more than happy to let Layla know what is on the tape. However, he does know that her viewing the tape will send her into a different dimension of anger the likes of which that no one has ever seen before.
{::The Marvelous One::}{::Matt Parker::}
“It is the promo that of Angela Fortin. It is her promo on you and I think that you should have a look at it, Layla.”
The Marvelous One is more than gracious enough to hand the tape over to the Flawless One. Quirking an eyebrow out of curiosity, Layla grabs the tape and takes it from Parker. With the tape in hand, the Flawless Nasty Girl makes her way to her locker room with great haste. After she makes her way to her locker room with The Marvelous One in tow, the first thing that Layla does is walk over to her forty-six inch high definition flat screen television set and turns it on before turning on the VCR. Pulling the tape out of its cover, Layla pushes it into the VCR and presses play. As the video begins to play, Layla quirks an eyebrow as she looks over at The Marvelous One.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“What the fuck is this?”
Looking over to the Flawless Nasty Girl, The Marvelous One just motions for her to keep watching. Watching the video, Layla cannot help but laugh at the tremendously bad acting put on by Angela Fortin and Mickey Fandango, but the laughter soon ends after seeing the tremendously bad actress that those two idiots got to play her. Watching Angela Porky downplay her entire career, and then watching “herself” grovel like a piece of common filth, only to be shot by Mickey Fandango causes Layla to visibly shake in anger. To say that Layla is angry would be an understatement.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“That piece of shit…”
She is visibly pissed off, and much like The Marvelous One had predicted, Layla is in a dimension of pissed off the likes of which that the world has never seen.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!”
Letting out an angry growl, Layla pushes the forty-six inch high definition flat screen television set off of the television stand. Looking down at the television set, the stilled picture on the screen is that of Angela Porky and so Layla violently stomps on her picture on the television. Her head snaps up and then snaps over to her left, focusing her enraged gaze upon The Marvelous One. With how Layla is looking at him, he figures that it would be time to exit, stage right. However, Layla calls over to him and before he can leave, he stops dead in his tracks and looks over at the now enraged Flawless Nasty Girl.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“I have need of you. Come with me Parker, I shall get my revenge for this, and you are going to help me. Before you even try to protest going along with this, I am the ‘kill the messenger’ type of person, so follow my lead. I have something in mind for Angela Porky. I have a few calls to make.”
Layla pulls out her touch screen iPhone and brings up the number of The Fizz. With the other line ringing, it is the hope of Layla that The Fizz will pick up. Low and behold, The Fizz answers her phone. Given how busy that The Fizz is, Layla makes her message short and sweet as she does not have all day to fuck around. The only thing that Matt Parker can hear is something along the lines of “Meet me at this destination in one hour. I know that acting is one of your passions in life, so here is your chance to get some acting in.” The second call that Layla makes is to a member of the Hart Family. However, Matt is unable to decipher which member of the Hart Family that Layla has called. After spending about ten minutes apiece on the phone with each person that she has called, The Flawless Nasty Girl tells Matt to come with her. Without hesitation, The Marvelous One follows The Flawless Nasty Girl.
Scene Two: Layla’s Verbal Revenge
We open up this scene in the arena, the lights are shining bright, the cameras are rolling while scanning the arena and looking around at the packed crowd, and the packed crowd is electric. They are in nothing short of a frenzy and why should they not be? It is a special night and it is a special occasion. In fact, the occasion is so special that the ring canvas is covered in a special kind of tarp, there are a couple of lounge chairs sitting in the middle of the ring, there is a chilled bottle of Courvoisier cognac in an ice bucket between the chairs, and there is an exceedingly expensive fifty-two inch high definition flatscreen television set in the center behind the two chairs, and that can only mean one thing. It is time for another edition of “Layla El Present Flawless Talk”, and with the mood that Layla has been in, there is absolutely no one that would want to stand in her way. As it has been done before, every light in the arena turns off. With it being pitch black, the crowd falls into a deathly silence until the Flawless Flatscreen television and the titantron lights up. Showing nothing more than a drawn outline on a white background, the song known to the world as “Funeral March of a Marionette” hits the PA System and is heard throughout the arena as the words “Layla El Presents” appear on both screens before fading away. After the “Layla El Presents” fades away, the words “Flawless Talk” are brought up on both screens before fading away. After the words “Flawless Talk” fade away, a familiar shadow is shown walking towards the outline and after stopping, the outline fades away and the screens both fade to black as the light is brought back into the arena. Once the light is brought back into the arena, the crowd boos heavily as the intro of “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” by DMX hits the PA System. Their booing only intensifies once the entrance curtain opens and Layla bursts out onto the stage with a hint of not only arrogance, but also anger in her step. Pausing on the top of the stage, the Flawless Nasty Girl looks around at the arena full of idiots with utter hatred and great disdain before she begins to walk down the entrance ramp. However, unlike her usual entrance, the entrance of Layla is quite different as she is seemingly more serious than she usually is. Yes, she is more serious for the time being as she is more than focused on her opponents for tonight, more so Angela Porky than anyone else in particular. While making her way down the entrance ramp, Layla notices signs in the crowd that say “Layla El Presents”, “Flawless Talk”, “I came to see Layla”, “Layla for President”, “Can I be a guest on your show, Layla”, and of course the “Layla Rules” sign, despite getting a hostile reaction from these Los Angeles idiots. Arriving at ringside, Layla stops and looks around at these hostile idiots and the few smart people that are actually cheering her before walking over to the steel steps. After walking up the steel steps and onto the apron, Layla enters the ring and moves towards the corner. After moving over to the corner of the ring that is opposite of her chairs and flatscreen television set yet is on the same side of the commentators and the ring announcer, Layla is handed a microphone. After being handed the microphone, Layla moves back over to the center of the ring and looks around at the arena filled mostly with idiots booing her heavily as “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” by DMX fades out. After a few moments of looking around at the audience, Layla raises her microphone and begins to speak.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“This weekend is the weekend of the seventh annual Legacy pay-per-view of World Wrestling Headquarters. This weekend is the weekend where legacies are molded, no pun intended and this weekend, I shall cement my already impressive legacy by becoming the new Bombshell Champion…”
Before she is able to continue, Layla is interrupted by the chorus of loud booing emanating from the crowd. Instead of playing to them, she just nods her head as if she is paying them no mind whatsoever. After letting the crowd die down a little bit, Layla raises her microphone in order to speak once more.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Now before I was so rudely interrupted, I say that this weekend I shall cement my own already impressive legacy by becoming the new Bombshell Champion. I mean, when you look at my opponents and then you look at me, it is no contest on who shall win. I mean, let us take a look at my opponents.”
Within a millisecond, the expression on the face of Layla changes from arrogant and disdain to cold and demented as the first person that crosses her mind when she thinks of this match is none other than Angela Porky. Layla has not forgotten about how Angela made a mockery of her career of carrying useless deadweight, making her look like a fool, and also having “her” shot.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“The first person and I use that term as loosely as possible. In fact, the term is as loose as my former tag team partner and my ex-best friend Michelle McCool. Yes the first person that I will be taking a look at is…”
Before she can finish her sentence, Layla begins to shake with unmitigated anger, unmitigated rage, and unmitigated hatred. In fact when she is able to finally finish her sentence, the rage can be felt coming from the voice of the Flawless Nasty Girl.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Angela Fortin…Or as I call her, Angela Porky…”
Upon uttering the name of the opponent that has caused her so much anger and rage, the crowd gives a positive response as the show is being held in the hometown of Angela Porky.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Seeing as Angela Porky comes from Los Angeles, one would think that she would be as anorexic looking as every single person in this crowd tonight. However, she stands out unlike any of you idiots, because she is as bloated as a cow and she squeals like a pig. I am willing to bet that every time that she is invited to a barbeque, she is always mistaken for food.”
The majority of the crowd, whom of which are mainly the idiots, boo Layla for that comment that insinuates that Angela Fortin is fat. While the majority of the crowd boos Layla, the small amounts of her supporters throughout the arena laugh and cheer at the snide remarks made towards Angela Porky.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Now many of you idiots are probably wondering why I am being so hostile towards your hometown heroine. Well, those of you whom of which are partially educated, and believe me that is an extremely small portion of this crowd…”
Making the remark that everyone from Los Angeles is a complete and utter moron causes the crowd in its entirety to boo Layla heavily, even the Layla supporters though the Layla supporters are booing her out of love and not hate like the idiots are.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“As I was saying, the reason why I am so hostile towards your hometown heroine is the fact that she poorly attempted to re-enact the cult classic film known as Scarface with herself playing Tony Montana, what’s-his-name Mickey Fucktardo playing Manny Rivera, and some poor actress who could never be me even if she were an identical long-lost twin of mine playing Frank Lopez. In the film, she took cheap shots at me, she took cheap shots at my career, and in the end, she had Mickey Fucktardo shoot ‘me’. Roll the footage.”
Upon command, the lights in the arena begin to dim as the titantron and Layla’s flatscreen television set each light up and shows the poorly re-enacted scene from Scarface. Being reminded of why she is incredibly pissed off, Layla feels like going into a murderous. However, she is able to keep her cool as best as she can. After the video ends, the mentally retarded members of the audience, and those people are the people that support Angela Porky, begin to laugh and cheer while the supporters of Layla boo heavily as if saying “What the fuck was that piece of shit” and “How could they fit Angela’s big, fat ass on that screen?” Looking around at the mentally retarded members of the audience, whom of which are the majority, Layla shakes her head at them and just smirks.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“As if she were not a bad enough wrestler, Angela Porky has to add ‘Even Worse Actress’ to her resume? For the record, the line is not ‘Manolo, shoot that pizza chip.’ It is ‘Manolo, shoot that piece of shit,’ you fucking idiot! If you are going to pull off a parody, at least have the decency to get the fucking lines right. After watching this abortion of a parody, my first initial reaction was to find Angela Porky and to beat her to death for making a mockery of someone as great as I am. However, I shall wait for Legacy, because I am a patient person. In the meantime, I invite everyone to watch this clip. Now, everyone who is anyone that knows me knows that anything she can do, I can do better. She made a parody of me in a cult classic film and so I decided to take it upon myself along with few friends of mine in order to make a parody of my own. Everyone watching at home, set your Digital Video Recording devices and your Video Cassette Recorders, because you are not going to want to miss this. As a matter of fact, record this as it is a parody of which has Oscar nomination and award tendencies. Roll the footage.”
The lights in the arena begin to dim once again while the titantron and Layla’s flatscreen television set each light up and show the opening credits. The title of the film is “Goodfellas” and the scene is at a bar. The cast is as follows: Layla as Tommy DeVito, The Fizz as Jimmy Conway, Jessica Hart as Henry Hill, and “Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin” as William “Billy Batts” Devino. The scene opens up outside of the bar with the date “July 11th, 2011” on the screen. Under the date is the location of the bar, which is in Los Angeles, California. While this information is given, the song “He’s sure the boy I love” by The Crystals is heard playing in the background. As the words fade, the scene cuts to inside of the bar where a small party has begun over William “Billy Batts” DeVino’s (Angela Porky) return home after such a long absence. At the party is Jessica Hart wearing a nice green pressed suit, The Fizz whom is wearing a nicely tailored pressed blue suit, and an Angela Fortin lookalike wearing a faded grey tailored suit. Then, in walks the star of this parody, Layla dressed in a black, tailored Flawless suit along with a personal friend of hers. After setting her drink down, “Angela” looks over to see Layla walking into the bar, stopping to see Jessica and The Fizz in order to properly introduce them to her personal friend.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“Hey…Tommy…All dressed up. All grown up and fighting for the championship, look at this.”
Looking over towards her friends, Layla expresses her now regretful she feels for coming to this party once she realizes who the party is for.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Aw, shit. I forgot that we were having a party for this mutt.”
Hearing an “oh oh. Come here” from “Angela’s” mouth, Layla at first is hesitant towards walking over to her because of how that epitome of pork fat has busted on her in the past. However, deciding that “Angela” will not shut the fuck up until Layla acknowledges her. So, the Flawless Nasty Girl lets out a frustrated sigh and says that she is going to go say hello.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Hey Billy, how are you?”
Layla says as she walks towards “Angela”, whom is very happy to see the Nasty Girl. The same cannot be said for Layla seeing “Angela”.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“Tommy, get over here. I haven’t seen you in six fucking years. Jesus Christ, you look terrific.”
“Angela” says as she pulls Layla into a hug, embracing her with love and yet again, the same cannot be said for the Nasty Girl. While in the embrace, Layla tells “Angela” to watch the suit.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“‘Watch the suit’ you little prick, you. Hey, I’ve known you all my life…”
While Layla walks away, she tells “Angela” not to bust on her. However, “Angela” expresses how if she was going to bust on the Flawless Nasty Girl, she would tell her to go back to the WWE and to carry Michelle for another year and a half, and also carry Kelly Kelly for another six months.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“They used to call her ‘Carry-Them-All’ Layla. I swear to God. She would make even the lowliest of jobbers look like fucking stars, excuse my language. She was terrific, she was the best, and she had a lot of success too. Salut, Tommy.”
Listening to “Angela” run at mouth like verbal diarrhea causes the anger of Layla to rise just little bit, but not enough to warrant the Nasty Girl to lash out. However, she does speak in a tone that should warn “Angela”.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“No more carrying Billy.”
After the chuckling dies down, “Angela” looks over in Layla’s direction with her eyes glued to the Nasty Girl, haven’t heard her the first time.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“What?”
After that, Layla is forced to repeat herself and this time, she makes herself perfectly clear.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“I said ‘No more carrying.’ Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They’ll go up and they’ll tell you that I don’t carry anyone anymore.”
Finding herself in a state of bewilderment for a few moments after hearing Layla speak, “Angela” is finally able to verbally react to what Layla just said.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“Relax, will you for crying out loud? What’s-What’s gotten into you? I’m just busting on you a little bit, that’s all. I’m only kidding with you.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Sometimes you don’t sound like you’re kidding. You know, there are a lot of people around.”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“I’m only kidding with you. I’m having a party. I just came home. I haven’t seen you in a long time. I’m busting on you a little bit and you’re getting fucking fresh I’m sorry, I don’t mean to offend you.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Well, I’m sorry too.”
Both women express their apologies and all seems well as they both take a sip from their respective drinks, that is until “Angela” finishes her sip and sets her glass down.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“Now, go back to WWE and carry Kelly and McCool!!!”
In a fit of anger, Layla throws her glass down to the floor, shattering it instantly and yells angrily at “Angela”.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“MOTHERFUCKING MUTT!!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!”
Before Layla can do anything, The Fizz and Jessica hold her back while “Angela” continues to egg the Flawless Nasty Girl on.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“Yeah, yeah, yeah…Come on, COME ON!!!”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Henry, she bought her fucking title shot! That fake wrestler!”
While continuing to yell at “Angela”, she tells her friends not to get nervous while the Nasty Girl continues to yell at the Epitome of Pork Fat, before Layla calms down just a tiny bit in order to say to Jessica...
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Keep that motherfucker here. KEEP HER HERE!!!”
With that said, Layla leaves with her friend while “Angela” continues to yell at her as Jessica walks up to “Angela”.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“COME ON!!! YOU FUCKING FEEL STRONG?!”
{::Jessica Hart::}
“Batts, Batts, Batts…I’m sorry. Tommy gets a little loaded and doesn’t mean any disrespect.”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“Doesn’t mean any disrespect? Henry, are you nuts? Teach this kid some fucking manners. Hey Jimmy, what’s right is right, you get what I’m talking about?”
{::The Fizz::}
“It’s alright. It’s alright.”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“I mean, we’re up here one minute and we’re hugging, and the next, she is acting like a fucking jerk.”
{::The Fizz::}
“No, no, no. You insulted her a little bit. You got out of line and you insulted her a little bit.”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“I didn’t insult her, I didn’t insult her. I didn’t insult nobody, give us a drink.”
Knowing that “Angela” is full of bullshit, The Fizz smirks a little bit and the three have a drink together. Later on, when everyone has left with the exception of Fizz, Jessica, and “Angela”, Layla comes back to the bar while the song “Atlantis” by Donovan plays in the background. As soon as Layla enters the bar, Jessica immediately looks up to see her and runs over to her as means to stop her, however Layla lightly pushes Jessica out of the way. After this, Layla walks up behind “Angela” while they are talking about the match that “Angela” will face Layla in.
{::The Fizz::}
“You’ve been away for six years. A lot has changed.”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“I did my fucking time Jimmy. I did my fucking time. What I want, I gotta get. I have a match with Layla this weekend and I got a fucking title to win.”
{::The Fizz::}
“You’re gonna get it…You’re gonna get it.”
Unbeknownst to “Angela”, Layla is standing right behind her, and right when the Epitome of Pork Fat turns around to see Layla, Fizz holds her back so Layla can punch “Angela” in the face. Being completely drunk, “Angela” is unable to fight back and falls to the floor. The Flawless Nasty Girl mounts “Angela” and begins to brutally punch her in the face while Fizz tells Jessica to get the door. With that said, Jessica runs to the door, closes it, and locks it before looking back to see that now Fizz is stomping a mudhole in “Angela’s” gut while Layla continues to punch her in the face so hard that “Angela’s” blood begins to shoot onto Layla’s face and onto her clothes as well. With the camera change, it now shows Fizz violently stomping on “Angela’s” face before Layla pulls out a Saturday Night Special six-shooter revolver and places the barrel into “Angela’s” mouth.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Let me shoot her in her big fucking mouth! Let’s shoot her!”
Before she can pop off a shot, Layla is pulled off by The Fizz, whom causes Layla the dropped the weapon and the bullets fall out of the chamber. The next cut shows Layla pulling tablecloths off of a few of the tables in the bar and she lays them down next to “Angela’s” unconscious body. While the trio converse about what they should do about the body, they all know that they can’t just dump “Angela” on the street in plain view. Fizz however, knows of a place upstate that quiet and secluded. The Flawless Nasty Girl looks over to Jessica and expresses her regrets.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“I didn’t want to get blood on your floor.”
After hearing that, Jessica has a look of shock on her face, not a look of shock as in “having her pants pulled down” shock, but an “I cannot believe that I had just heard that” kind of shock. As the Fizz and Layla are carrying “Angela’s” unconscious body out of the back door of the bar, Fizz tells Jessica to go open her trunk while Layla tells Fizz that they can pick up a shovel at her mother’s house. After having breakfast at the house of Layla’s mother, the scene cuts to the three in the car driving on the interstate with Jessica driving, The Fizz in the passenger seat, and Layla in the back seat with a kitchen knife in her hand. While driving, a thumping sound is heard and that alarms Jessica.
{::Jessica Hart::}
“What the fuck is that? Jimmy…”
Fizz wakes up and wonders what’s up before Jessica expresses her concern after hearing a loud thump.
{::Jessica Hart::}
“Did I hit something?”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“What the fuck is that?”
The trio of Jessica, Fizz, and Layla all think that they have a flat until realization hits Jessica.
{::Jessica Hart::}
“No…”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“What the fuck? You’d better pull over and see.”
The scene cuts to the ass-end of nowhere in California, a place that is completely and utterly deserted. Layla is shown walking towards the trunk of the car with the knife in her hand, Fizz is shown walking to the trunk with a snub nosed revolver in one hand and a shovel in the other, and on the other side, Jessica is shown walking to the trunk of the car with the keys in her hand. As the trio stand before the trunk, they find out that the thumping sound is in fact coming from the trunk. Poised and ready to attack, Fizz motions to Jessica to open the trunk. Once the trunk opens, “Angela” is shown to be beaten and battered, yet still alive and this time, she is conscious. Before Layla decides to finish her off, she speaks.
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“No, no, no Tommy…Don’t…”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“She’s still alive, the fucking piece of shit…”
With that said, Layla walks up to the trunk and viciously stabs “Angela” once, twice, three times, four times, five times, six times, seven times…A total of forty times did Layla stab “Angela” and to add to it, The Fizz empties the entire chamber into “Angela’s” head before Jessica closes the trunk. After that, the credits are shown and the light is brought back into the arena with the cameras fixated on the ring, where Layla isn’t alone anymore, but surrounded by three people in fat suits. Their names are as follows: “Angela Porky”, “B-Lo Michaels”, and “Qwinn Fellatio.” A tear wells up in Layla’s eye and she wipes it away before collecting herself.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Now THAT is how you make a parody. That was such an awe-inspiring performance by everyone involved, especially the performance of myself.”
The crowd instantly boos at the video and the arrogance that surrounds the Flawless Nasty Girl. They also boo at the three women in fat suits, yet they cannot help but laugh at their names. Almost immediately after Layla collects herself, she walks over to “Angela Porky”.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Tell me Angela, after seeing that flawlessly awe-inspiring performance, how do you feel?”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“After seeing that video, I say that you are in fact better than I am at everything and that I could never measure up to your greatness. Then again, no one can measure up to the greatness of the Flawless Layla.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Now that you have admitted what so many others have learned the hard way, tell me something. As the lights are beginning to dim in that feeble brain of yours that is completely surrounded by a thick skull, how does it feel? Huh?! How does it feel to know that your dreams of becoming champion are fading into obscurity?”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“Well to me, it feels commonplace, because I am simply a talentless idiot whom thinks that she can wrestle and can act. However, my fake skills are no match for your real skills, both as a wrestler and as entertainer. So after I lose to you at Legacy, I can just go back to the sad, pathetic thing that I call my life, and hopefully, I will be shot to death.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Yes, I know that it is both your life and your championship dreams that are fading away. You see Angela, the shining star that you thought was once your future has now become nothing more than a dismal light. For when you did that awful parody of Scarface, which by the way is a great movie, yet you butchered it like the talentless piece of shit that you truly are, you sealed your fate in one single moment. You had the audacity to take cheap shots at MY career, you had the audacity to make ME look like a fool, and not only you, but also Mickey Fucktardo back there had the audacity to butcher a classic like Scarface.”
Much like “Layla” did in the horrible parody of Scarface, “Angela” bows down before the Real Layla and cries her eyes out.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Look at you. YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“I know! I am pathetic! I have been pathetic since the day I was conceived and why my parents didn’t abort me is clearly a mystery, because that Scarface parody is as much of an abortion as I should have been!”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Are you a colossal fucking idiot?!”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“I AM!!!”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Now tell me in all honesty, who will come out champion?!”
{::The Epitome of Pork Fat::}{::“Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”::}
“LAYLA!!!”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Exactly. Now, you know how dangerous I am, do you not? I can take you out just like…”
Before finishing her sentence, the Flawless Layla viciously kicks “Angela” in the head, knocking her out instantly.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“That.”
After finishing with “Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin”, Layla introduces her second guest, “Qwinn Fellatio.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“This has to be a joke. Qwinn Fellatio? Really?”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“It is as much a joke as I am.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“It is documented that you have said that you are a quote ‘pretty tough cookie’, am I correct?”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Yes, that is correct.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“So, how do you feel after making that comment and are now standing in front of greatness such as I?”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“I’m thinking that I shouldn’t have made those comments, because as tough as I think I am, I know that you are actually tougher than any woman on this company’s roster. Also, I claim that I deserve respect in this company. However, I have done nothing to earn it, and I will never earn it so long as I continue to be a loudmouth blowhard, and believe me I know how to blow and hard, as everyone in this arena found out firsthand.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Now, you referred to me as a has-been and to be honest, I am about ready to give you the same treatment that I just gave to ‘Angela’ a few moments ago.”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Yes, I called you a has-been, because I am a never-was. You see, I walk around here like I am some sort of a big shot, yet deep down inside even I know that I cannot hold a candle to your greatness. Even though I THINK I deserve respect, I will never get it, because I have NEVER EARNED it!”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“You also made some comments about me, claiming that I think that I am the Lord Almighty. However, how can I think that I am what I don’t believe in? Answer me that.”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Well, I only said that because I am completely jealous of you Layla. I am jealous of your ability to not only carry yourself in the ring and on the microphone, but to also carry inferior tag team partners like your ex-best friend Michelle McCool. I claim that you are full of hot air, yet as I often forget, I am only courageous when I’m drunk, because in actuality, I am nothing more than a scared chickenshit.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“You claim that I am not Flawless, that no one is Flawless, yet an invisible man that you pray to and his son are Flawless. Really, do you actually believe that?”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“In actuality, no I don’t believe that. Come on, you know me. Once I get gassed up on liquor, I say things that I don’t actually mean.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“You want to know what my take on religion is? I believe that religion is just a bunch of bullshit that was created by a bunch of hustlers that wanted to control people. You said that the invisible man that you pray to is Flawless. Well, let me tell you something Qwinn. If your invisible man was so Flawless, then he would know how to run a fucking universe. You see, the more that you live, the more you look around, and the more you realize that something is fucked up. I mean death, decay, destruction, religion, and Michelle McCool. Something is fucked up. In any decently run universe, your invisible man would’ve been thrown out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. If I were the all-powerful being, I could not and I would not fuck things up like this. Do you agree with me?”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Yes Flawless Layla, I agree wholeheartedly.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“You also made the comment that I am a ‘piece of trash who thinks that she can beat anyone’.”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Well, yes I did say that, but the fact is that I actually meant that about myself, because as everyone well knows, I cannot beat you. I said that you were full of hot air, but to be perfectly honest, it is I whom is full of hot air. While I have my pitiful undefeated streak on a technicality that I wasn’t the person that was pinned last week, there is no one other than you that deserves to break it, because this is YOUR time.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“You also said that the only reason why I still have my Flawless winning streak is because I have never faced someone like you.”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Actually, I was misquoted on that exchange, because while you worked your ass off in order to get to where you are, I was busy becoming the expert of fellatio, hence why I am undefeated. The reason why I am undefeated is because, I have never faced ANYONE as great as you Layla and it would be an honor for me to help cement your legacy as the greatest ever by laying on my back, which is another position that I am used to, and letting you walk away as the champion. You truly, truly deserve it, unlike me.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“You made a claim stating that I am not special enough to be called Flawless, but we all know that is a lie.”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Exactly, it is a lie. I mean, ANYONE that can carry a team that has Kelly Kelly and then carry a team with Michelle McCool as her worthless partners is most definitely special enough to be called Flawless. I know nothing other than the art of fellatio while you are so talented in every aspect of this business that it isn’t even funny.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“You also said that you look forward to seeing me at Legacy so you can ‘knock me down a few levels because my ego has outgrown my body which is anything but that of an attractive woman’.”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“As you well know now, I was drunk during that promo and what I actually meant is that I cannot wait to lay down in the middle of this ring and hand you the title that I know that you deserve. Also I said that you’re anything but attractive, because it is nothing more than mere jealousy, jealousy of the fact that I will never be as beautiful as you are, nor will be as successful as you are. As I have said, you are the complete and total package in this business and anyone who thinks otherwise is just jealous of you.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“We all know that jealousy is an ugly disease, am I correct?”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Yes you are, Layla…I’m sorry, Flawless Layla.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“However, you are a victim of an even uglier disease, am I correct?”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Yes you are, Flawless Layla.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Even though I already know what that disease is, I want to know if you know. Do you know what that disease is?”
{::The Expert of Fellatio::}{::“Qwinn Fellatio”::}
“Yes I do, Flawless Layla. That disease is called stupidity!”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Exactly, and I would tell you to get well soon. However, that is impossible, because I don’t see you showing any improvement whatsoever. However, I do see this happening…”
Without any warning whatsoever, Layla kicks “Qwinn” in the fat beer-gut and hits her with the most vicious LayOut ever seen before standing up with the microphone still in her hand.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Much like every date that you have been on, you will be out cold flat on your back, and ripe for the picking as I shall walk over you in order to become the new Bombshell Champion.”
With both “Angela ‘Porky’ Fortin” and “Qwinn Fellatio” laying on their backs, Layla approaches her final guest on this edition of “Layla El Presents Flawless Talk”, “B-lo Michaels.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Well, well, if it isn’t the happy-go-lucky B-Lo Michaels. Tell me, why is it that you are so happy-go-lucky?”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“Um, because I am so like on medication, tee hee hee hee hee.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Tell me, why are you on medication?”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“The reason as to why I am on medication is like so extremely simple, as extremely simple as I am. So, like get this, when I was a child, I was so like abandoned by my parents and that made me feel like, so depressed and stuff. After seeing countless psychologists within my lifetime, I like so totally was prescribed these killer mood elevators.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“I see. You made comments towards me that were completely asinine and totally untrue by stating that my former partner and ex-best friend Michelle McCool won’t be able to save me from you leaving as champion? Come on, how fucked up are you?”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“Well, to like totally say that I am like so totally fucked up is like, so totally an understatement, because I am so like completely one sandwich short of a picnic. The elevator like so totally doesn’t go all the way to the top. Furthermore, I am like so totally one more mental breakdown from being like so totally admitted to a rad mental facility. As for Michelle McCool, I like so totally forgot that she is like so not your partner anymore and that you so totally don’t need her.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“It is nice to know that you have seen the light, B-Lo.”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“The light is bright…I like the bright light. Pretty little light.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“You also have said that my flaws will be shown soon. How can someone as Flawless as I have any flaw at all?”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“Well, you know that I like so totally had a black out moment when I first said that, and I so totally don’t remember saying that at all. Even if I, I so totally didn’t mean it, because you are so totally without flaws. Yes, you are like so totally Flawless and I know that you are so totally going to leave Legacy as Bombshell Champion, because neither I, nor Qwinn, nor Angela can measure up to your greatness.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Like I have said before, I am glad that you have come to your senses and have seen the light.”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“The light is bright…I like the bright light. Pretty little light.”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Yes, you have already said that, B-Lo. You know something? I am happy for you, do you know why? It is because that you have reached is epiphany and…”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“Excuse me, but what is like you know, an epiphany?”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“An epiphany is a sudden realization of great truth. Now, as I was saying…”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“Excuse me, but what is an epiphany again? I forgot.”
Layla palms her face before deciding to just ignore what is coming out of the mouth of “B-Lo Michaels” and continues with what she is saying.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“Now, where was I before you so rudely interrupted me? Ah yes, as I was saying, I am ecstatic that you have reached this epiphany, because after reaching this epiphany and seeing the light, there is nothing but darkness at the end of the tunnel for you. It’s kind of ironic that your theme song is ‘Broken Dreams’ by Shamans Harvest…”
{::The Eerily Happy-Go-Lucky Girl::}{::“B-Lo Michaels”::}
“YAY!!! THAT’S MY THEME!!! LET’S PLAY THAT!!! YAY--”
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“SHUT UP!!!”
After screaming that in “B-Lo’s” face, she begins to cry with Layla just facepalming once again before she hits “B-Lo” in the face with the microphone, knocking her to the ground.
{::The Nasty Girl::}{::Flawless Layla::}
“As I was saying, it is quite ironic indeed that B-Lo’s theme is ‘Broken Dreams’ by Shamans Harvest, because one lyric in particular entails to all of my opponents at Legacy. That lyric is: ‘Almost to the mountain top, you slip and fall just like a stone. Rolling ever faster to this nightmare you have sown. You had it all right in your grasp, but in a breath, your minute passed. Now, at last, the end has come, you are all alone.’ This lyric entails to each of my opponents for Legacy as they keep clawing and clawing their way to the top thinking that their dreams shall become reality. However, once they reach that final step towards the top, they slip and fall straight back down to the bottom, because there is only ONE person that can effectively climb to the proverbial mountain top. There is only ONE person that will realize her dream of becoming the new Bombshell Champion of World Wrestling Headquarters. There is only ONE person that is Flawless enough to carry the weight of an entire division on her shoulders, well except for Angela Porky, because not even a crane can lift her. Yes, the ONLY person that can be viewed as a legitimate champion is none other than myself and do you want to know why? Whether you want to know why or not, I will tell you. It is because I am Simply Greatness and it is because I am also Simply…FLAWLESS!!! Until next time, this is the epically Flawless Layla saying, ‘Stay Flawless’ and tune in to my show where I will be the champion.”