Post by ecworiginal on Aug 12, 2011 23:11:29 GMT -5
Our scene opens on the bustling streets of London. The camera pans up to see the street signs reading Westminster Abbey. The glorious Saint Margaret's Church stands in the background as if keeping a watchful eye on all of London. A group of on-lookers gather excitedly as a man makes his way through the abbey dressed in a dark gray Paul Smith designer suit with a violet Armani button-down and hand-sewn custom English black leather loafers. The man's brown close cut hair is well kept. His eyes are covered with black Oakley sunglasses and his right wrist is adorned with a platinum Rolex. The crowd cheers madly at the sight of this man as he walks down the crowded city streets. As the camera approaches the center of the commotion the man is revealed to be London's own, Desmond Wolfe. Wolfe turns to face the camera and begins to speak.
Wolfe: Do you hear them? These people's cheers are truly appreciated after spending day and night getting booed by those disrespecting yanks across the pond. Every night I go out there and put my body on the line for those ungrateful bastards and they boo me like I was a criminal. All I am trying to do is bring a little class back to the sport of professional wrestling and to do that I have found myself some allies. The first being Wade Barrett, a man who has made a career out of bare-knuckle fighting and beating the living hell out of his opponents. Let me tell you something about Wade Barrett. While he is a little rough around the edges he still has more class than any of those tossers in the back. The man fought his way into Saturday Night's Main Event for the soul purpose of domination and I admire that. While his methods are a little more crass than mine we are still aspiring to wards the same goal: to be the best in this business. Why hello there gorgeous...
Wolfe pauses in his steps as a gorgeous woman tries to walk by in a tight fitting black dress. Wolfe extends his arm stopping her from leaving his site. The woman at first looks offended until she realizes who had in-fact placed his right hand on her slender hip. She blushes as Wolfe takes her left hand and spins her in front of himself.
Wolfe: Now, you are ravishing darling. I would love to get do know you better, unfortunately I don't have a lot of time right now, here is my card call me later gorgeous. Off you go, now.
The woman's cheeks turn a bright red as she takes the card and runs to catch up with her friends. Wolfe laughs to himself as he continues on his journey.
Wolfe: Now, where was I? Ah yes, my second ally in my quest to become the best in this business is a bonafied legend here in England, William Regal. This man has been wrestling for twenty-eight years and has revolutionized professional wrestling as we know it. He has trained some of the greats in this business like Bryan Danielson, CM Punk, Brian Kendrick, and Samoa Joe. Regal invented maneuvers like the Regal Stretch, Regal-Plex, Regal Bomb, and Regal Cutter to name a few. His guidance and knowledge of this business will give us the edge over anyone the Saturday Night's Main Event has to offer and god help those pathetic wankers if he decides to dust of his boots for one more run. Because we are the United Kingdom of Wrestling and we are simply here to show the world that wrestlers from Great Britain as simply better than the rest. We have more class, more talent, more skill, and are simply bred better than those "sports entertainers" in the United States. Which brings me to our opposition this week, Chris Danielson and Matt Sydal. These men plan to show the world what they can do in the ring this week and then tear the house down at Highway 2 Hell. Let me explain something to all of you.
Wolfe stops reaching up with his left hand and removing his sunglasses to reveal his piercing brown eyes. His demeanor has immediately changed and he is much more intense. He stares at the camera and begins to speak to the camera with an almost threatening tone.
Wolfe: When we step in that ring every Saturday night we all plan on stealing the show and boys you bet your ass the United Kingdom of Wrestling plans on doing the same thing at Highway 2 Hell. Don't mistake my claims as arrogance because I know all about you gentlemen. I know that you have both spent a good deal of time in the Orient wrestling for some of the most ravenous crowds in the world. I know you both possess incredible skills in that ring. I know you both love to fly around that ring and you both can handle yourselves on the ground, but the fact is that we are better than you. We are prepared for you because we have been watching you for a long time gentlemen. We are coming into this match having watched tapes and watched you wrestle in person. Watching all of your nuances and cliques in that ring. We know your every strength and your every weakness and that makes us two very dangerous men. If Regal has taught us anything it is to get to know your opponent long before picking your fights. Did you think it was any coincidence that Regal issued the challenge against you last week? We have been watching both of you since before Seven Deadly Sins. I knew before my match at Seven Deadly Sins how to pick apart your game Chris Danielson and I have been watching you Matt since you were announced as one of the competitors in the Custom Championship portion of that triple cage. I knew I was walking out of Seven Deadly Sins with a case and I was watching every single champion that I had a possibility of facing. Last week, when we were set to make our debut I knew we needed to make an impact and what better way than to garner a match with a champion and his number one contender in our first official match together? Sydal, Danielson, we are coming to hurt you this Saturday and we are coming to steal the spotlight from your match at Highway 2 Hell. We will break, bend, and torture you in ways you cannot imagine. We have only one goal gentlemen and it's to be the best so watch out boys here we come!
Wolfe shoves the camera out of his face and places on his sunglasses before disappearing into the crowded city streets.
Wolfe: Do you hear them? These people's cheers are truly appreciated after spending day and night getting booed by those disrespecting yanks across the pond. Every night I go out there and put my body on the line for those ungrateful bastards and they boo me like I was a criminal. All I am trying to do is bring a little class back to the sport of professional wrestling and to do that I have found myself some allies. The first being Wade Barrett, a man who has made a career out of bare-knuckle fighting and beating the living hell out of his opponents. Let me tell you something about Wade Barrett. While he is a little rough around the edges he still has more class than any of those tossers in the back. The man fought his way into Saturday Night's Main Event for the soul purpose of domination and I admire that. While his methods are a little more crass than mine we are still aspiring to wards the same goal: to be the best in this business. Why hello there gorgeous...
Wolfe pauses in his steps as a gorgeous woman tries to walk by in a tight fitting black dress. Wolfe extends his arm stopping her from leaving his site. The woman at first looks offended until she realizes who had in-fact placed his right hand on her slender hip. She blushes as Wolfe takes her left hand and spins her in front of himself.
Wolfe: Now, you are ravishing darling. I would love to get do know you better, unfortunately I don't have a lot of time right now, here is my card call me later gorgeous. Off you go, now.
The woman's cheeks turn a bright red as she takes the card and runs to catch up with her friends. Wolfe laughs to himself as he continues on his journey.
Wolfe: Now, where was I? Ah yes, my second ally in my quest to become the best in this business is a bonafied legend here in England, William Regal. This man has been wrestling for twenty-eight years and has revolutionized professional wrestling as we know it. He has trained some of the greats in this business like Bryan Danielson, CM Punk, Brian Kendrick, and Samoa Joe. Regal invented maneuvers like the Regal Stretch, Regal-Plex, Regal Bomb, and Regal Cutter to name a few. His guidance and knowledge of this business will give us the edge over anyone the Saturday Night's Main Event has to offer and god help those pathetic wankers if he decides to dust of his boots for one more run. Because we are the United Kingdom of Wrestling and we are simply here to show the world that wrestlers from Great Britain as simply better than the rest. We have more class, more talent, more skill, and are simply bred better than those "sports entertainers" in the United States. Which brings me to our opposition this week, Chris Danielson and Matt Sydal. These men plan to show the world what they can do in the ring this week and then tear the house down at Highway 2 Hell. Let me explain something to all of you.
Wolfe stops reaching up with his left hand and removing his sunglasses to reveal his piercing brown eyes. His demeanor has immediately changed and he is much more intense. He stares at the camera and begins to speak to the camera with an almost threatening tone.
Wolfe: When we step in that ring every Saturday night we all plan on stealing the show and boys you bet your ass the United Kingdom of Wrestling plans on doing the same thing at Highway 2 Hell. Don't mistake my claims as arrogance because I know all about you gentlemen. I know that you have both spent a good deal of time in the Orient wrestling for some of the most ravenous crowds in the world. I know you both possess incredible skills in that ring. I know you both love to fly around that ring and you both can handle yourselves on the ground, but the fact is that we are better than you. We are prepared for you because we have been watching you for a long time gentlemen. We are coming into this match having watched tapes and watched you wrestle in person. Watching all of your nuances and cliques in that ring. We know your every strength and your every weakness and that makes us two very dangerous men. If Regal has taught us anything it is to get to know your opponent long before picking your fights. Did you think it was any coincidence that Regal issued the challenge against you last week? We have been watching both of you since before Seven Deadly Sins. I knew before my match at Seven Deadly Sins how to pick apart your game Chris Danielson and I have been watching you Matt since you were announced as one of the competitors in the Custom Championship portion of that triple cage. I knew I was walking out of Seven Deadly Sins with a case and I was watching every single champion that I had a possibility of facing. Last week, when we were set to make our debut I knew we needed to make an impact and what better way than to garner a match with a champion and his number one contender in our first official match together? Sydal, Danielson, we are coming to hurt you this Saturday and we are coming to steal the spotlight from your match at Highway 2 Hell. We will break, bend, and torture you in ways you cannot imagine. We have only one goal gentlemen and it's to be the best so watch out boys here we come!
Wolfe shoves the camera out of his face and places on his sunglasses before disappearing into the crowded city streets.