Post by mth5 on Jun 5, 2006 18:26:57 GMT -5
** The Saturday Nights Main event camera fades to a foreign place. The camera pans from side to side to reveal Arabic type buildings, and many people of Arabic decent. A engine is heard howling in the heat, and the camera turns to reveal “Latino Heat” Eddie Guerrero rolling in a vintage 1968 Chevy Impala. The candy-purple paint glows in the hot Arabian sun. Many citizens watch in awe as “Latino Heat” flips a hydraulic switch; rendering the car standing on its left side. As the currently, sideways, Guerrero screams “Viva mi raza!”, the people clap at the sight. Eddie exits his car and approaches a building with the Arabic flag hung high in front of it. His green wife-beater, black jeans, and gator skin boots sway in the cool breeze that awkwardly shoots by. Guerrero removes his sunglasses and gazes into the flag.**
Eddie: This flag resembles a lot. Yo no tengo la menor idea lo que esto significa. Orale I have no fricking idea of what the flag means ese! But it just so happens that mi opponets this week are two Arabs. Muhammed Hassan and Sabu. Now recently, these two idiots have been insulting my race. Ahora, por supuesto, of course Hassan sticks his nose in my business, and comes out to insult me as well. Well Eddie Guerrero takes shit from no one, ese. I’m in their country now holmes. Here is their beloved flag. Ah looks at it sway there. It basks in the sun. Well screw this ese, I’m tearing this home boy down!
**Eddie grabs the string connecting to the flag. He violently yanks the flag down and begins to spit on it. He smiles as he walks back to his car. When he returns, he has 3 canisters. A spray can of green paint. Another can of white paint, and finally a can of red paint.**
Eddie: Back in my glory days of ECW y WCW, I had a little group known as LWO. Latino World Order ese. Hassan, Sabu, hers what the L-W-O thinks of your asses.
**Eddie shakes all three cans and begins with the green one. He slowly sprays the letter “L” on the flag. He tosses the can and brings out the white canister. He slowly spray paints the letter “W” with the white can. And finally, Eddie brings out the red can. He gently spray paints the letter “O” on the flag.**
Eddie: There, I’ve never seen anything better!
**Eddie smiles sarcastically as the flag. He attaches the flag back to the string, but leaves the flag for another few seconds to attend to his car. He reaches around, and after a while he pulls out a beautiful Mexican flag. The green, white, and red colors reflect off the faces of all those around. Guerrero returns to the spot and attaches the Mexican flag as well. He hoist the two flags high in the air for all the people to watch. Many are outraged but Eddie escapes quickly, hi-tailing it into his low rider and to an airport.**
Eddie: This flag resembles a lot. Yo no tengo la menor idea lo que esto significa. Orale I have no fricking idea of what the flag means ese! But it just so happens that mi opponets this week are two Arabs. Muhammed Hassan and Sabu. Now recently, these two idiots have been insulting my race. Ahora, por supuesto, of course Hassan sticks his nose in my business, and comes out to insult me as well. Well Eddie Guerrero takes shit from no one, ese. I’m in their country now holmes. Here is their beloved flag. Ah looks at it sway there. It basks in the sun. Well screw this ese, I’m tearing this home boy down!
**Eddie grabs the string connecting to the flag. He violently yanks the flag down and begins to spit on it. He smiles as he walks back to his car. When he returns, he has 3 canisters. A spray can of green paint. Another can of white paint, and finally a can of red paint.**
Eddie: Back in my glory days of ECW y WCW, I had a little group known as LWO. Latino World Order ese. Hassan, Sabu, hers what the L-W-O thinks of your asses.
**Eddie shakes all three cans and begins with the green one. He slowly sprays the letter “L” on the flag. He tosses the can and brings out the white canister. He slowly spray paints the letter “W” with the white can. And finally, Eddie brings out the red can. He gently spray paints the letter “O” on the flag.**
Eddie: There, I’ve never seen anything better!
**Eddie smiles sarcastically as the flag. He attaches the flag back to the string, but leaves the flag for another few seconds to attend to his car. He reaches around, and after a while he pulls out a beautiful Mexican flag. The green, white, and red colors reflect off the faces of all those around. Guerrero returns to the spot and attaches the Mexican flag as well. He hoist the two flags high in the air for all the people to watch. Many are outraged but Eddie escapes quickly, hi-tailing it into his low rider and to an airport.**