Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Jun 5, 2006 16:12:29 GMT -5
**In the arena, the camera is focused on the announcers**
STYLES
This past week, we learnt of Paul Heyman's new bright idea - The Extremists, a group of hand picked individuals he claims he can mould into future World Champions
OWENS
His first accomplice is nothing short of amazing - Jay Hargreves. In the past 2 weeks, Jay Hargreves has destoryed Axl Rose AND CM Punk - who's next?
STYLES
I've heard through the grapevine Jay Hargreves could make his debut this week on Saturday Night's Main Event but that is yet to be seen
**In the arena, the lights go black and a ring of fire emerges on the stage**
OWENS
Uh-oh, what's this?
**The first riffs of "Devil In A Midnight Mass" by Billy Talent begin to play and Paul Heyman & Jay Hargreves rise up from the stage to a very mixed reaction. The fire parts and they begin to make there way to the ring**
STYLES
What an entrance there, these 2 look like they mean business tonight
**Hargreves rolls into the ring and is kneeling on the mat as Paul Heyman walks around the ring and yanks a microphone out of the announcer's hand. He clambers up the steps and steps in pompously, with his head held high. The music and lights go back to normal and Paul is standing in the centre of the ring, Jay kneeling beside him**
PAUL HEYMAN
Well well well, can't you fans show any enthusiasm or is that the part of your brains that doesn't work
**The crowd boo**
PAUL HEYMAN
Oh come on, that was nothing. I could go Philadelphia and start calling you all motherf*ckers, how would you like that?
**The crowd is now mixed, several popping for the ECW throwback**
PAUL HEYMAN
Well, now you've got that out of your system, let me explain why we made the effort to show up tonight. I have not one but TWO offers for any one in that locker room - one good, and one bad. I'll go through the good one first. If you didn't catch my drift on Saturday, I am offering anyone a spot to join me and Mr. Hargreves - anyone. We won't be a bunch of crotch chopping jackasses like my balding co-owner's immature group and we won't be flying the flag for vitamins and guitars like Beyer's group, I'm looking for talent - I can make you a superstar. Look at the impact I've made with just one man - nearly put another superstar in the hospital, and put a rock God on the shelf, so he can't tour for 6 months - that's his livelyhood
**The crowd boo and Heyman simply raises his middle finger at them**
HEYMAN
Oh, f*ck you, f*ck you ALL
**Heyman laughs as bits of trash are beginning to get hurled in the ring**
HEYMAN
So, can anybody imagine the impact you can make if you join us? We were on the front page of newspapers, and so can anybody else back there. so, if you want in, get down here
**Hargreves grabs the microphone of Heyman and jumps to his feet**
JAY HARGREVES
and now for the bad compromise. Did any of you watch Saturday night's Main Event? I took that no good, Pepsi-drinking, PG-thinking straight edge bastard CM Punk and made him my bitch, I took him OUT.
**The crowd boo but Jay raises his hand up to stop them**
JAY HARGREVES
You boo, because it's true.
**Jay laughs and takes off his sunglasses as the crowd jeer more and more**
JAY HARGREVES
You know, we are called The Extremists for a number of reasons - not just because Paul Heyman is the Godfather of Extreme, but because like militant extremists we are prepared to go to any length to get what we want. I know what I want, and that is gold, but it's unlawful for Paul to just give it to me, but that's not what I want. i'm going to make an impact, and you don't make an impact by being giving something. Huh, Triple H?
**Jay puts his tounge in his mouth as the crowd laugh and let out a "Oooooooh"**
JAY HARGREVES
So, this is the second option. If I'm going to make an impact, I'll let someone else make that same impact - I'm challenging anybody to come out here right now to fight or to accept a challenge for a match at Saturday Night's Main Event. These are extreme beliefs but really, is there anybody there who can prove me wrong?
**Jay drops the microphone and takes off his coat. Heyman goes outside the ring as Jay waits for somebody**
STYLES
This past week, we learnt of Paul Heyman's new bright idea - The Extremists, a group of hand picked individuals he claims he can mould into future World Champions
OWENS
His first accomplice is nothing short of amazing - Jay Hargreves. In the past 2 weeks, Jay Hargreves has destoryed Axl Rose AND CM Punk - who's next?
STYLES
I've heard through the grapevine Jay Hargreves could make his debut this week on Saturday Night's Main Event but that is yet to be seen
**In the arena, the lights go black and a ring of fire emerges on the stage**
OWENS
Uh-oh, what's this?
**The first riffs of "Devil In A Midnight Mass" by Billy Talent begin to play and Paul Heyman & Jay Hargreves rise up from the stage to a very mixed reaction. The fire parts and they begin to make there way to the ring**
STYLES
What an entrance there, these 2 look like they mean business tonight
**Hargreves rolls into the ring and is kneeling on the mat as Paul Heyman walks around the ring and yanks a microphone out of the announcer's hand. He clambers up the steps and steps in pompously, with his head held high. The music and lights go back to normal and Paul is standing in the centre of the ring, Jay kneeling beside him**
PAUL HEYMAN
Well well well, can't you fans show any enthusiasm or is that the part of your brains that doesn't work
**The crowd boo**
PAUL HEYMAN
Oh come on, that was nothing. I could go Philadelphia and start calling you all motherf*ckers, how would you like that?
**The crowd is now mixed, several popping for the ECW throwback**
PAUL HEYMAN
Well, now you've got that out of your system, let me explain why we made the effort to show up tonight. I have not one but TWO offers for any one in that locker room - one good, and one bad. I'll go through the good one first. If you didn't catch my drift on Saturday, I am offering anyone a spot to join me and Mr. Hargreves - anyone. We won't be a bunch of crotch chopping jackasses like my balding co-owner's immature group and we won't be flying the flag for vitamins and guitars like Beyer's group, I'm looking for talent - I can make you a superstar. Look at the impact I've made with just one man - nearly put another superstar in the hospital, and put a rock God on the shelf, so he can't tour for 6 months - that's his livelyhood
**The crowd boo and Heyman simply raises his middle finger at them**
HEYMAN
Oh, f*ck you, f*ck you ALL
**Heyman laughs as bits of trash are beginning to get hurled in the ring**
HEYMAN
So, can anybody imagine the impact you can make if you join us? We were on the front page of newspapers, and so can anybody else back there. so, if you want in, get down here
**Hargreves grabs the microphone of Heyman and jumps to his feet**
JAY HARGREVES
and now for the bad compromise. Did any of you watch Saturday night's Main Event? I took that no good, Pepsi-drinking, PG-thinking straight edge bastard CM Punk and made him my bitch, I took him OUT.
**The crowd boo but Jay raises his hand up to stop them**
JAY HARGREVES
You boo, because it's true.
**Jay laughs and takes off his sunglasses as the crowd jeer more and more**
JAY HARGREVES
You know, we are called The Extremists for a number of reasons - not just because Paul Heyman is the Godfather of Extreme, but because like militant extremists we are prepared to go to any length to get what we want. I know what I want, and that is gold, but it's unlawful for Paul to just give it to me, but that's not what I want. i'm going to make an impact, and you don't make an impact by being giving something. Huh, Triple H?
**Jay puts his tounge in his mouth as the crowd laugh and let out a "Oooooooh"**
JAY HARGREVES
So, this is the second option. If I'm going to make an impact, I'll let someone else make that same impact - I'm challenging anybody to come out here right now to fight or to accept a challenge for a match at Saturday Night's Main Event. These are extreme beliefs but really, is there anybody there who can prove me wrong?
**Jay drops the microphone and takes off his coat. Heyman goes outside the ring as Jay waits for somebody**