Post by "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan on Jun 3, 2006 1:29:11 GMT -5
The scene opens on a busy side walk. As the camera moves along the busy side walk people in suits walking by with their fancy brief cases on their cell phones are spotted. Suddenly the camera takes a quick turn and is facing an alley. Right there on the corner stands a man with a hat over his head. The bill is low and the man's face cannot be seen. However, as he leans against the old brick wall a group of punks are spotted in the alley.
They are smoking cigarettes and spray painting things on the walls. The man curiously continues to stare and suddenly pulls out a shiny red apple from his pocket. He then lifts it up to his mouth and without any other clues, it is obviously Carlito Caribbean "Cool". He lifts the apple up to his mouth as the angry children in the alley spray paint more vulgar words on the walls. Carlito shakes his head in shame and suddenly snatches off his hat. He takes off running down the alley and begins to yell at the kids. At the sight of him they all scatter and take off running. Carlito is left standing there in the middle of a graffiti ed alley way. He looks on at all the things painted on the walls and begins to shake is head in shame. He takes another bite of his apple and quickly tosses the rest in an old rusty trash can not too far away.
Carlito: Ya know, its people like this that make the world a bad place. It's people like this that make things the way they are. Carlito does not like these kind of people because they are not "COOL". They're going to end up begin bums on the streets all their life and make nothing of themselves. Ya know it wasn't always that Carlito was such a "COOL" person. I used to be a little punk just like them. I used to be in little gangs in things back in the Caribbean and thats what almost ruined my life. You see, if it weren't for my interest in this business I'd have nothing. I'd end up being a no name piece of crap just like these foolish kids. All of that changed long ago about me, and I've become "COOL". I've made something out of my life. I'm here in Saturday Night's Main Event. I'm World Tag Team Champion.....what more could I ask for??? There's alot of things I can ask for, such as my match this week. You see this week, Carlito goes one on one with a punk just like these kids are. I'm going one on one with someone who is a disgrace in the ring. CM Punk, you can rock all the tattoos, and all the cool piercings, but you're not really as tough as you think you are. I know how people like you think Punk, and I know that deep down you're just a coward who hides behind all of those tattoos and piercings. I'm not fool CM Punk, I'm Carlito.....Caribbean......."COOL"!!!
Carlito suddenly picks up a can of the spray paint and begins to mark out the bad words written all over the walls. Once all the words are "Xed" out Carlito begins to draw a big letter "C". Inside of that letter "C" he draws another "C" and inside of that one he draws another. He steps back from the wall and looks at it fully.
Carlito: Now that's "COOL"......You see, Punk, Carlito has been called a punk many times in his life. Hell some of the guys in the back say I'm a punk for spitting apples in peoples faces. Well knowing that you're "COOLER" than everyone else just gives you the power to do whatever you want, and thats exactly what I plan to do to you at Saturday Night's Main Event. You see, I'm tired of seeing you around here acting like you're something great. You're nothing CM Punk, and this Saturday I'm going to prove it in the ring. I'm going to pin you 1...2...3...right in the middle of the ring, and then as you lay there in tears because you just lost I'm going to spit as many apples as I want in your damn face. No one calls me a punk, I'm not a punk, I'm "COOL" and CM Punk, this Saturday I'm going to give you the definition of being "COOL"..................stupid punks........
Carlito kicks the many bottles of spray paint and they scatter about the concrete. Carlito pulls out another apple out and as he begins to walk to wards the camera he takes a nice big bite of it. He then spits the chewed up apple right into the camera causing it to malfunction and to suddenly cut off.
They are smoking cigarettes and spray painting things on the walls. The man curiously continues to stare and suddenly pulls out a shiny red apple from his pocket. He then lifts it up to his mouth and without any other clues, it is obviously Carlito Caribbean "Cool". He lifts the apple up to his mouth as the angry children in the alley spray paint more vulgar words on the walls. Carlito shakes his head in shame and suddenly snatches off his hat. He takes off running down the alley and begins to yell at the kids. At the sight of him they all scatter and take off running. Carlito is left standing there in the middle of a graffiti ed alley way. He looks on at all the things painted on the walls and begins to shake is head in shame. He takes another bite of his apple and quickly tosses the rest in an old rusty trash can not too far away.
Carlito: Ya know, its people like this that make the world a bad place. It's people like this that make things the way they are. Carlito does not like these kind of people because they are not "COOL". They're going to end up begin bums on the streets all their life and make nothing of themselves. Ya know it wasn't always that Carlito was such a "COOL" person. I used to be a little punk just like them. I used to be in little gangs in things back in the Caribbean and thats what almost ruined my life. You see, if it weren't for my interest in this business I'd have nothing. I'd end up being a no name piece of crap just like these foolish kids. All of that changed long ago about me, and I've become "COOL". I've made something out of my life. I'm here in Saturday Night's Main Event. I'm World Tag Team Champion.....what more could I ask for??? There's alot of things I can ask for, such as my match this week. You see this week, Carlito goes one on one with a punk just like these kids are. I'm going one on one with someone who is a disgrace in the ring. CM Punk, you can rock all the tattoos, and all the cool piercings, but you're not really as tough as you think you are. I know how people like you think Punk, and I know that deep down you're just a coward who hides behind all of those tattoos and piercings. I'm not fool CM Punk, I'm Carlito.....Caribbean......."COOL"!!!
Carlito suddenly picks up a can of the spray paint and begins to mark out the bad words written all over the walls. Once all the words are "Xed" out Carlito begins to draw a big letter "C". Inside of that letter "C" he draws another "C" and inside of that one he draws another. He steps back from the wall and looks at it fully.
Carlito: Now that's "COOL"......You see, Punk, Carlito has been called a punk many times in his life. Hell some of the guys in the back say I'm a punk for spitting apples in peoples faces. Well knowing that you're "COOLER" than everyone else just gives you the power to do whatever you want, and thats exactly what I plan to do to you at Saturday Night's Main Event. You see, I'm tired of seeing you around here acting like you're something great. You're nothing CM Punk, and this Saturday I'm going to prove it in the ring. I'm going to pin you 1...2...3...right in the middle of the ring, and then as you lay there in tears because you just lost I'm going to spit as many apples as I want in your damn face. No one calls me a punk, I'm not a punk, I'm "COOL" and CM Punk, this Saturday I'm going to give you the definition of being "COOL"..................stupid punks........
Carlito kicks the many bottles of spray paint and they scatter about the concrete. Carlito pulls out another apple out and as he begins to walk to wards the camera he takes a nice big bite of it. He then spits the chewed up apple right into the camera causing it to malfunction and to suddenly cut off.