Post by "The Viper" Randy Orton on Jun 2, 2006 21:54:15 GMT -5
**Saturday Night's Main Event comes back from the commerical break. The camera's focus on some of the fans faces as they are bored and they are waiting for the next thing to happen. "Burn in my light" by Mercy Drives plays through the P.A. system. As the guitar solo plays, Randy Orton comes out from the black curtain. Randy Orton looks around the arena as his injured body does his signature"Legend Killer" pose in a 180 degree angle as golden sparks shower over Randy's head. As the golden showers fade away, Randy Orton walks down the Saturday Night's Main Event ramp with a cocky look on his face as the cameras focus on Randy's stitched up head. Randy then looks at the fans with a bizzare look as he walks up the steel steps and proceeds into the ring. Randy then paces to the other side of the ring doing another "Legend Killer" pose for a couple seconds as the camera zooms on Randy's cocky face. As Randy finished posing, Howard Finkel hands Randy a microphone**
www.4shared.com/file/1608807/e053b7a/wwe_-_2_-_mercy_drive_-_burn_in_my_light_-_randy_orton__wwe_wreckless_int (Orton's entrance theme song) (full version)
**Before Randy begins to talk Randy looks around the ring and the camera zooms into the crowd and the majority of the crowd is booing Randy**
Randy Orton: "Well, Mr. Hardcore is in the building but ever since last Saturday at Rumble In The Jungle some of the fans are still booing me........You people who are booing me, do you have any idea what the hell I went though at RITJ........ ECW, couldn't even handle the bloodness of my historic match with JBL. Hell, some of my true fans are telling me that my 45 minute match with JBL was the match of the night. If you thought that the Triple H/Jericho match was the match of the night even though it was the main event and then you're dead wrong. So yeah, I saw the Triple H/Jericho match, really nothing special, I barely saw any memorable spots in the match, while my match had more spots then the whole PPV combined!!!"
**The males and children boos Randy, while only the young teenage girls and single women cheer on Orton**
Randy Orton: "Well, anyways I am not here to brag about how bad I beat JBL in the first ever Stairway To Heaven, Pit Of Hell Deathmatch. I am here for one reason and one reason only.......I have been told that this Saturday at SNME I will be back where I always deserved to be.......In the main event. Well, I'm not in a singles main event but I am in a "blockbuster" tag team match. My partner......None other then my good friend "The cerebal assasin" and I must say the greatest World Heavyweight Champion..........Triple H!!!!"
**The whole entire arena boos vigirously when Randy brings up the name of Triple H**
Randy Orton: "You people better not boo this men, I bet myself this men can easily defeat anybody in this whole entire arena, I don't care who you are, he will defeat you, as a partner and as a opponent, that guy can seriously beat you into your own puddle of blood, believe me, I've experienced it. Anyways, our opponents are 2 wrestlers I have big problems with..........First of all, I believe I shouldn't face two people that I have beaten in the past and second of all, Batista and........The man they call Sting is afraid of me. You all have seen them in interviews. When someone brings up my name to those two scardy cats they shiver and they don't want to hear that name again. Batista, Sting, you will find out this Saturday why they call me "Mr. Hardcore" and why exactly I won the first ever Paul Heyman's Hardcore cup. When I finish this promo, I will go back to my locker room, there will be some ladies waiting for me and they know I am 100% grown man. Those ladies waiting in my locker room as we speak wants to be with a real champ and that's me......."
**The fans put there thumb down at the attempt at getting a cheap pop from there**
Randy Orton: "I'm going to make this clear as I can. Sting, if you come into the ring with me one more time, I gurantee that the results won't vary, believe me. Sting, you may be a Intercontiental champ at the moment, but if I was going for your championship right now, I would be the #1 contender as fast you can say "Washed up hasbeen". Sting, do you actually think that you have a chance of beating me? I got Triple H on my side so maybe I might be nice enough to let Triple H humiliate you and not me, but that doesn't sound like me.........Sting, be aware of what you are going into, I have a little saying and it goes like this.......Don't start that you can't finish believe me, I took that advice and look where I am right now, I am undefeated in SNME, I am 4-0 and this Saturday it will be 5-0. I have been awarded the SNME World Heavyweight Championship by former owner Vince McMahon and most recently I've defeated JBL in the hardest match I have ever been in at the moment. Sting, I hope your ready........ I hope you are ready to be beatened again because it will happen, I gurantee it if my name isn't Randall Keith Orton!!!"
Randy Orton: Now onto Batista, like Sting, Batista when I look into your puny little eyes you are scared of me, when you step into the ring with me, Batista, you have butterflies in your stomach, your legs shiver, your heart beats quickly and your hopes and dreams becomes a nightmare, Batista I am your nightmare for god sakes. This Saturday Batista, I will grab your soul and I will smush it into millions of pieces. I remember when me and Batista came into NHBWO back in January of this year, we were new talent and we were trying to make a names of ourselves, I remember back in Janurary me and the big men were going to have a match but that overeactive monster Kane had to come into this ring and make a fool of himself and we both embarrased him. But back to the story me and Batista still have some unfinished business to settle and I believe one day we will have our final encounter and believe me like my matches in the past with Batista, I will defeat you yet again and make you look like a fool."
**The fans can't believe what they are hearing right now**
Randy Orton: "This Saturday, me and my pal Triple H will defeat the unlikely team of Batista and Sting and we will show once again that me and Hunter are reckons not to be messed with. After all of this is said and done, when that bell right over there rings it will be like doves singing and when Howard Finkel say both of our names it will sound like a princess.......Um......Okay never mind about that but when Howard Finkels calls our names we will be the team that can tell our own grandchildren that we both beat "The Animal" Batista and The man they call Sting and that's that......Now if you can excuse me I got myself a date with two hot women that none of you males out here in the crowd can in your whole entire life!!!"
www.4shared.com/file/1608807/e053b7a/wwe_-_2_-_mercy_drive_-_burn_in_my_light_-_randy_orton__wwe_wreckless_int (Randy Orton's entrance theme)
**"Burn in my light" plays though the P.A. System and most of the crowd boos Randy Orton. Randy then does one more final pose as he heads back into the black curtain as his two dates are awaiting for him and SNME goes into a commercial break**
**As SNME returns from commercial the camera is focusing on Randy Orton in front of his locker room and he is all dressed in a black tuxedo and black dress pants. His hair is all straight and permed, Randy has some flowers in one of his hands while in the other hand he has a box of mouth watering chocolates. Randy Orton checks his breath if it smells good, as he smells his breath he gives a weird look meaning that it isn't a good smell. Randy then gets a small package of breath spray and sprays a little bit into his mouth. Randy then checks if he has everything with him**
Randy: "Good breath.....Check. Straight hair......Check. Flowers.....Check and finally mouth watering chocolates......Check . I think I'm good to go."
**Randy then knocks on his locker room door and asks who's in there**
Randy: "Hello? Who's in there?
The two ladies in a weird voice: "Come in here Randall and rock our world!!!"
**Randy then has a weird look on his face like he just heard a male voice**
Randy's inner thoughts: "Was that who I just thought I heard?? No, it can't be, I'm probably just imaginating this........ This is my night!!! And this isn't going to stop me, I planned real hard for this and I am not screwing this up........."
Randy's reply to the two ladies: "Okay, ladies I am coming in, I hope you are ready to have the most wildest night of your life because I am!!!!"
**Randy then bursts into the locker room with a smirk on his face and then when he looked into the other side of the locker room his face turned white like he just saw a ghost. The camera then zooms onto the other side of the room as two transvestites dressed up like ladies on giving a weird look to Randy as he has sick look on his face**
Transvestite # 1: "Randy, we have been fans of you ever since you stepped into NHBWO and when you made your debut in SNME and Randy you are like........"
Transvestite # 2: "Our most favourite SNME superstar inside the ring and........."
Transvestite # 1: "Outside the ring. Now Randall hunny, do you like stroodle because we made some of you baby and we ain't leaving you until you try some."
**Randy Orton's mouth dropped in disbelief as he was hearing the nasty comments from the Trans. The fans in the arena try not to laugh that much but they can't control themself**
Randy: "Oh........My........."
**The camera man leaves the locker room as the two Transvestites take Randy and all you can hear from the locker room is Randy screaming in pain and begins to cry**
Randy inside the locker room: "HELP ME!!! SOMEONE CALL HELP!!! CALL 911!!! PAPI HELP ME THERE STRIPING ME!!!"
**The SNME cameras slowly fade away from the destination as Randy Orton is aganizing and moaning in pain**
www.4shared.com/file/1608807/e053b7a/wwe_-_2_-_mercy_drive_-_burn_in_my_light_-_randy_orton__wwe_wreckless_int (Orton's entrance theme song) (full version)
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
I'm gonna take what's mine
Take whats mine...
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
I'm gonna take what's mine
Your gonna burn in the light
They tried so hard to follow,
But no one can
And inside you're all so hollow,
You understand?
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
I'm gonna take what's mine while you're burning inside my light
I give and you take and I waited for you
But, I made a mistake
It?s clear that your fear is so near
Because I see the look on your face
You tried to hold me under
I held my breath
Alone and now you wonder
What happens next?
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now its time to shine! (shine)
You're gonna burn in the light
Hey!
Nothing you can say
Nothings gonna change what you?ve done to me
Now its time to shine
I?m gonna take what?s mine while you're burning inside my light
[Guitar Solo]
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
And, you'll never take what's mine
Take whats mine...
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
I'm gonna take what's mine
You're gonna burn in the light
Burn in the light!
Hey!
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
I'm gonna take what's mine
Take whats mine...
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
I'm gonna take what's mine
Your gonna burn in the light
They tried so hard to follow,
But no one can
And inside you're all so hollow,
You understand?
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
I'm gonna take what's mine while you're burning inside my light
I give and you take and I waited for you
But, I made a mistake
It?s clear that your fear is so near
Because I see the look on your face
You tried to hold me under
I held my breath
Alone and now you wonder
What happens next?
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now its time to shine! (shine)
You're gonna burn in the light
Hey!
Nothing you can say
Nothings gonna change what you?ve done to me
Now its time to shine
I?m gonna take what?s mine while you're burning inside my light
[Guitar Solo]
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
And, you'll never take what's mine
Take whats mine...
Hey! (hey!)
Nothing you can say! (say!)
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now, its time to shine! (shine!)
I'm gonna take what's mine
You're gonna burn in the light
Burn in the light!
**Before Randy begins to talk Randy looks around the ring and the camera zooms into the crowd and the majority of the crowd is booing Randy**
Randy Orton: "Well, Mr. Hardcore is in the building but ever since last Saturday at Rumble In The Jungle some of the fans are still booing me........You people who are booing me, do you have any idea what the hell I went though at RITJ........ ECW, couldn't even handle the bloodness of my historic match with JBL. Hell, some of my true fans are telling me that my 45 minute match with JBL was the match of the night. If you thought that the Triple H/Jericho match was the match of the night even though it was the main event and then you're dead wrong. So yeah, I saw the Triple H/Jericho match, really nothing special, I barely saw any memorable spots in the match, while my match had more spots then the whole PPV combined!!!"
**The males and children boos Randy, while only the young teenage girls and single women cheer on Orton**
Randy Orton: "Well, anyways I am not here to brag about how bad I beat JBL in the first ever Stairway To Heaven, Pit Of Hell Deathmatch. I am here for one reason and one reason only.......I have been told that this Saturday at SNME I will be back where I always deserved to be.......In the main event. Well, I'm not in a singles main event but I am in a "blockbuster" tag team match. My partner......None other then my good friend "The cerebal assasin" and I must say the greatest World Heavyweight Champion..........Triple H!!!!"
**The whole entire arena boos vigirously when Randy brings up the name of Triple H**
Randy Orton: "You people better not boo this men, I bet myself this men can easily defeat anybody in this whole entire arena, I don't care who you are, he will defeat you, as a partner and as a opponent, that guy can seriously beat you into your own puddle of blood, believe me, I've experienced it. Anyways, our opponents are 2 wrestlers I have big problems with..........First of all, I believe I shouldn't face two people that I have beaten in the past and second of all, Batista and........The man they call Sting is afraid of me. You all have seen them in interviews. When someone brings up my name to those two scardy cats they shiver and they don't want to hear that name again. Batista, Sting, you will find out this Saturday why they call me "Mr. Hardcore" and why exactly I won the first ever Paul Heyman's Hardcore cup. When I finish this promo, I will go back to my locker room, there will be some ladies waiting for me and they know I am 100% grown man. Those ladies waiting in my locker room as we speak wants to be with a real champ and that's me......."
**The fans put there thumb down at the attempt at getting a cheap pop from there**
Randy Orton: "I'm going to make this clear as I can. Sting, if you come into the ring with me one more time, I gurantee that the results won't vary, believe me. Sting, you may be a Intercontiental champ at the moment, but if I was going for your championship right now, I would be the #1 contender as fast you can say "Washed up hasbeen". Sting, do you actually think that you have a chance of beating me? I got Triple H on my side so maybe I might be nice enough to let Triple H humiliate you and not me, but that doesn't sound like me.........Sting, be aware of what you are going into, I have a little saying and it goes like this.......Don't start that you can't finish believe me, I took that advice and look where I am right now, I am undefeated in SNME, I am 4-0 and this Saturday it will be 5-0. I have been awarded the SNME World Heavyweight Championship by former owner Vince McMahon and most recently I've defeated JBL in the hardest match I have ever been in at the moment. Sting, I hope your ready........ I hope you are ready to be beatened again because it will happen, I gurantee it if my name isn't Randall Keith Orton!!!"
Randy Orton: Now onto Batista, like Sting, Batista when I look into your puny little eyes you are scared of me, when you step into the ring with me, Batista, you have butterflies in your stomach, your legs shiver, your heart beats quickly and your hopes and dreams becomes a nightmare, Batista I am your nightmare for god sakes. This Saturday Batista, I will grab your soul and I will smush it into millions of pieces. I remember when me and Batista came into NHBWO back in January of this year, we were new talent and we were trying to make a names of ourselves, I remember back in Janurary me and the big men were going to have a match but that overeactive monster Kane had to come into this ring and make a fool of himself and we both embarrased him. But back to the story me and Batista still have some unfinished business to settle and I believe one day we will have our final encounter and believe me like my matches in the past with Batista, I will defeat you yet again and make you look like a fool."
**The fans can't believe what they are hearing right now**
Randy Orton: "This Saturday, me and my pal Triple H will defeat the unlikely team of Batista and Sting and we will show once again that me and Hunter are reckons not to be messed with. After all of this is said and done, when that bell right over there rings it will be like doves singing and when Howard Finkel say both of our names it will sound like a princess.......Um......Okay never mind about that but when Howard Finkels calls our names we will be the team that can tell our own grandchildren that we both beat "The Animal" Batista and The man they call Sting and that's that......Now if you can excuse me I got myself a date with two hot women that none of you males out here in the crowd can in your whole entire life!!!"
www.4shared.com/file/1608807/e053b7a/wwe_-_2_-_mercy_drive_-_burn_in_my_light_-_randy_orton__wwe_wreckless_int (Randy Orton's entrance theme)
**"Burn in my light" plays though the P.A. System and most of the crowd boos Randy Orton. Randy then does one more final pose as he heads back into the black curtain as his two dates are awaiting for him and SNME goes into a commercial break**
Funny little extra
**As SNME returns from commercial the camera is focusing on Randy Orton in front of his locker room and he is all dressed in a black tuxedo and black dress pants. His hair is all straight and permed, Randy has some flowers in one of his hands while in the other hand he has a box of mouth watering chocolates. Randy Orton checks his breath if it smells good, as he smells his breath he gives a weird look meaning that it isn't a good smell. Randy then gets a small package of breath spray and sprays a little bit into his mouth. Randy then checks if he has everything with him**
Randy: "Good breath.....Check. Straight hair......Check. Flowers.....Check and finally mouth watering chocolates......Check . I think I'm good to go."
**Randy then knocks on his locker room door and asks who's in there**
Randy: "Hello? Who's in there?
The two ladies in a weird voice: "Come in here Randall and rock our world!!!"
**Randy then has a weird look on his face like he just heard a male voice**
Randy's inner thoughts: "Was that who I just thought I heard?? No, it can't be, I'm probably just imaginating this........ This is my night!!! And this isn't going to stop me, I planned real hard for this and I am not screwing this up........."
Randy's reply to the two ladies: "Okay, ladies I am coming in, I hope you are ready to have the most wildest night of your life because I am!!!!"
**Randy then bursts into the locker room with a smirk on his face and then when he looked into the other side of the locker room his face turned white like he just saw a ghost. The camera then zooms onto the other side of the room as two transvestites dressed up like ladies on giving a weird look to Randy as he has sick look on his face**
Transvestite # 1: "Randy, we have been fans of you ever since you stepped into NHBWO and when you made your debut in SNME and Randy you are like........"
Transvestite # 2: "Our most favourite SNME superstar inside the ring and........."
Transvestite # 1: "Outside the ring. Now Randall hunny, do you like stroodle because we made some of you baby and we ain't leaving you until you try some."
**Randy Orton's mouth dropped in disbelief as he was hearing the nasty comments from the Trans. The fans in the arena try not to laugh that much but they can't control themself**
Randy: "Oh........My........."
**The camera man leaves the locker room as the two Transvestites take Randy and all you can hear from the locker room is Randy screaming in pain and begins to cry**
Randy inside the locker room: "HELP ME!!! SOMEONE CALL HELP!!! CALL 911!!! PAPI HELP ME THERE STRIPING ME!!!"
**The SNME cameras slowly fade away from the destination as Randy Orton is aganizing and moaning in pain**