Post by "The Animal" Batista on May 31, 2006 16:49:14 GMT -5
**The scene opens to a abandoned desert road. The heat can be felt from just sitting in your happy living room. The camera pans to reveal nothing but desert. It begins to move foreword down the road. Eventually a building emerges from the right hand side. The screen goes black; but suddenly re-appearing in a cool room with many tourists. The camera pans to sign revealing where they are. Meteor Crater in Flagstaff Arizona. Under the sign it says “This meteor impacted earth almost 50,000 years ago.” Out from behind the sign comes Batista in a all white suit, and his Rising Star title around his shoulder. The tourists look in awe at the huge presence; not of the crater but of Batista. The cranking of the disposable cameras are heard in the background, along with the occasional “click”. Batista smiles as a little boy drops his soda just by staring at “The Animal.” The boy starts at Batista’s feet, and makes his way slowly up the 6 foot 5 Animals body. Batista signs a autograph and begins to talk.**
Batista:
**A nerd in the background turns around with a look of disgust on his face.**
Nerd:
**The nerd whispers to himself “What a idiot.” Batista smiles as he hears the gesture and turns around. The nerd drops his fanny pack as pushes his glasses up. Batista slides his title off his shoulder and give it to the little boy who was recently with Batista. “The Animal” takes his jacket off and plops it on the boys head. He picks the nerd up and tosses his across the room. Some tourists scream, while others turn their video cameras on. The nerd lays defenseless as Batista picks him up. He tosses him out of the window, shattering it. Batista steps out side and enjoys the hot desert view. The crater is colossal at this view. The drop is extremely far down, almost as far as the grand canyon. Protecting the drop is a fence, and many safety railings. Batista picks the nerd up with one hand and begins to toss him down the stairs. The nerds head begins to bleed profusely as Batista comes to the first of three fences.**
Batista:
**Batista takes a few deep breaths and punches the geek in his face, shattering his nose. The nerd screams for mercy. Batista tears his shirt off and smiles as he begins to rake the nerds face against the chain-linked fence. He backs off and grabs the dork by the head and by the belt. He throws the dork through the fence, creating a passage through. Guards are heard running in the background.**
Batista:
**A guard near the second fence calls 911, then pulls out pepper spray. He uses the spray on the eyes of Batista, but “The Animal” just stands there. Batista heaves the man into the air and throws him over the fence. The mans screams are heard echoing, then a smash is heard and the screams halt. This second fence is protected by barbed wire. Instead of stopping, Batista forces the nerd to tear a way through. After much pain, and blood loss the dork finds his way through.**
Batista:
**Batista approaches the third fence, and 5 guards await. The all have knight sticks. They charge up but are stopped by the massive fists of “The Animal.” In under 5 minutes, each guard is unconscious. Batista Looks as the nerd and somehow tosses his like a football in the air. The nerd gets smaller and smaller until he vanishes. The screen goes black but re-appears to show 3 ambulances, 5 cop cars, and a shock trauma helicopter. The nerd is seen being stretched out. The camera goes to Batista who is hiding behind a rock.**
Batista:
**A police officer rounds the corner of the rock and pulls out his gun. Batista tries to fight but is swarmed with coking of guns. He puts his hands up and the screen goes black. It appears once more inside the police car. Batista sits angered in the back seat. An officer comes up and begins to read Batista his rights.**
Officer:
Batista: Shut up, I know my rights.
**The officer finishes the rights and begins to talk again.**
Officer: Now that boy will survive, but he’s paralyzed.
**As the officer continues to talk, Batista closes his eyes. Suddenly Batista vanishes out of thin air. The camera later shows the little boy walking down a desert road, Batista title around his shoulder and his coat in his hands.. Out of nowhere comes Batista. He runs up to the kid and exchanges some words, the camera is too far away to catch them. Batista takes his jacket and title and begins to walk into the heat clouds. The screen goes black.**
Batista:
This past Saturday I was crowned the first ever Rising Star Champion. I bet you ask, “Why are we watching a guy at a giant crater?” Well a crater is created by a meteor, and a meteor is a rock in space. I guess that could be classified as a star.
**A nerd in the background turns around with a look of disgust on his face.**
Nerd:
Actually a meteor is a substance from outer space in which, in some scenarios, it may break through the earths atmosphere and crash into the ground. Thus what we have here. Where did you get your education.
**The nerd whispers to himself “What a idiot.” Batista smiles as he hears the gesture and turns around. The nerd drops his fanny pack as pushes his glasses up. Batista slides his title off his shoulder and give it to the little boy who was recently with Batista. “The Animal” takes his jacket off and plops it on the boys head. He picks the nerd up and tosses his across the room. Some tourists scream, while others turn their video cameras on. The nerd lays defenseless as Batista picks him up. He tosses him out of the window, shattering it. Batista steps out side and enjoys the hot desert view. The crater is colossal at this view. The drop is extremely far down, almost as far as the grand canyon. Protecting the drop is a fence, and many safety railings. Batista picks the nerd up with one hand and begins to toss him down the stairs. The nerds head begins to bleed profusely as Batista comes to the first of three fences.**
Batista:
This Saturday I team up with Sting, and take on Triple H and Randy Orton. I don’t know how Sting is in the ring. Frankly I don’t care, as long as he doesn’t get in my way. Triple H, I’m sure, will be looking for redemption after loosing his title to my good friend Chris Jericho. Randy, I got a lot of respect for you man, especially after winning that hardcore cup. But Orton, you know which strings to pull to unleash me, and both of you know that’s not a pleasant sight. In fact your seeing it now.
**Batista takes a few deep breaths and punches the geek in his face, shattering his nose. The nerd screams for mercy. Batista tears his shirt off and smiles as he begins to rake the nerds face against the chain-linked fence. He backs off and grabs the dork by the head and by the belt. He throws the dork through the fence, creating a passage through. Guards are heard running in the background.**
Batista:
I’ve beaten both these men by myself, and all a partner does is make my job easier. But Sting, I wont try any less. I’m going to get my point across that I can beat anyone. The Animal started with Scott Steiner in SNME, and I’m going to finish with you Chris. I want you to watch closely on Saturday, because I’ll be coming for that world title. This Rising Star title will prepare me for the job. Jericho, you call yourself the Lion Heart, but I don’t think you’ll ever meet a Animal quite like me.
**A guard near the second fence calls 911, then pulls out pepper spray. He uses the spray on the eyes of Batista, but “The Animal” just stands there. Batista heaves the man into the air and throws him over the fence. The mans screams are heard echoing, then a smash is heard and the screams halt. This second fence is protected by barbed wire. Instead of stopping, Batista forces the nerd to tear a way through. After much pain, and blood loss the dork finds his way through.**
Batista:
Hunter, your not a champ anymore. How does it feel? I wouldn’t know. Orton, you call yourself “Mr. Hardcore.” I’ll show you hardcore Orton, step into the ring with me and I’ll cause pain beyond that of which you felt at Rumble in the Jungle.
**Batista approaches the third fence, and 5 guards await. The all have knight sticks. They charge up but are stopped by the massive fists of “The Animal.” In under 5 minutes, each guard is unconscious. Batista Looks as the nerd and somehow tosses his like a football in the air. The nerd gets smaller and smaller until he vanishes. The screen goes black but re-appears to show 3 ambulances, 5 cop cars, and a shock trauma helicopter. The nerd is seen being stretched out. The camera goes to Batista who is hiding behind a rock.**
Batista:
Why did I choose this place. Well, too me if it can stay up in space for eternity, it’s a star. That’s just my metaphor. Now a meteor, to me, is a huge star. And I also know another huge star…me. I will be just like a meteor. I will dominate all. Then I’ll come across the World heavyweight title, or earth in the meteors case. But when I do come across it, I will show no mercy. I will keep hitting, and finally, smash so hard I leave my mark.
**A police officer rounds the corner of the rock and pulls out his gun. Batista tries to fight but is swarmed with coking of guns. He puts his hands up and the screen goes black. It appears once more inside the police car. Batista sits angered in the back seat. An officer comes up and begins to read Batista his rights.**
Officer:
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do will be repeated in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney, if you do not hav….
Batista: Shut up, I know my rights.
**The officer finishes the rights and begins to talk again.**
Officer: Now that boy will survive, but he’s paralyzed.
**As the officer continues to talk, Batista closes his eyes. Suddenly Batista vanishes out of thin air. The camera later shows the little boy walking down a desert road, Batista title around his shoulder and his coat in his hands.. Out of nowhere comes Batista. He runs up to the kid and exchanges some words, the camera is too far away to catch them. Batista takes his jacket and title and begins to walk into the heat clouds. The screen goes black.**