Post by Mason Moore on May 26, 2006 17:31:40 GMT -5
**SNME comes back from commercial. The fans await and are anxious for another SNME to come out to the ring. Suddenly, "My Time Is Now" by John Cena plays through the P.A. System as 60% of the crowd boos him while the other 40% of the crowd cheers. John Cena then comes from the black curtain with his newly won SNME Custom Title around his waist. John Cena then does his "You can't see me" signature pose to some of the crowd with there "Cena sucks" signs. John Cena then slides into the ring and he gets onto the second rope holding his newly won title. Howard Finkel then hands John Cena a microphone**
**Before John Cena talks he looks around the crowd as the cameras take shots of different "Cena Sucks" signs. After the cameras focused on the last "Cena Sucks" John Cena begins to talk**
John Cena: "Yo, yo, yo check this out, your new Saturday Night's Main Event Custom Champ is here!!!"
**Half of the fans cheer for John Cena's statement while the other half boos John Cena as much as they can**
John Cena: "Well, let me get to the point.......Your boy John Cena for the first time, will defend his newly won SNME Custom Title at this Saturday's Rumble In the Jungle PPV. I will tell you this the champ ain't gonna disappoint, I can tell you this and believe me when I get finished with my 2 opponents all of ya "Cena haters" will at the end of the night cheer for me, I gurantee that. Your boy John Cena is actually coming into this match with a disadvantage because I don't have to be pinned to winning my title, that means Hulk Hogan can pin The Human Tornado with me outside the ring or we can have The Human Tornado pin Hulk Hogan and become the new champ, but I will tell you this, the champ is going to give this match 110%!!!!"
**The women and little children cheer on John Cena while the Men in the crowd boo John Cena**
John Cena: "Yo, well, I have told you the stipulation to the match, now let me tell you my opponents coming into this match. First, I have a SNME legend Hulk Hogan"
**The entire crowd cheers Hogan, Hogan, Hogan as much as they can**
John Cena: "Well, I don't want to burst anybody's bubble but, NEWS FLASH!! Hulk Hogan is 40 years after his prime. I will show to you fans and Hulk Hogan that John Cena is 100% athletic and Hogan you will find out that John Cena ain't one of those wannabe rappers. Hogan, let me explain to you who your's truly is..........John Cena is a fighting champion and he is the most known SNME across the world, so what, you won some world heavyweight titles, Hogan, I bet myself that I can win more titles before I can reach the age of 50!!! Hogan, your time is running up because this Saturday on Pay Per View from the Quicken Loans Arena and in the lovely states of Cleveland, Ohio at Rumble In The Jungle, these fans will found out that John Cena is a fighting champ and he has just begun this winning streak. I gurantee all you people that by the end of the night, I will be the last man standing!!! Hogan, I only have one question for you........What cha going to do when John Cena and his homeboys runs wild on you!!!! And that's for sho."
**John Cena then goes into the other side of the ring and the another camera focuses on John Cena**
John Cena: "Now, let me go onto my other opponent into this match. The Human Tornado, you got to be kidding me, I've seen his matches before, and believe me when I say this........This cat needs to go back to OVW"
**The crowd all says burn after that last comment**
John Cena: "Seriously, this guy sometimes doesn't even know what he does in the ring. Human, you may have a bright future, I'll give you that but I see you holding the SNME World Heavyweight Championship in about..........20 years!!!! Dog, you can't see me this G is just trippin'. Once you step into the ring with me dog you wish you be sippin'. The Champ is here and they want me, these fans don't want a Marlon Wayans wannabe. Human, dog, you think you got a crew........Dog, I'll make you tap to the S.T.F.U. You may think that you're all that and flying, when I'm finished with you, you wish you were dying. Human, I one time met yo brother lerado, he told me that this Saturday you should quit this match and go straight to Barbados. You think that you are popular flying with the jets, dog I'm popular on the Internet. Human, the end is near when this night is done John Cena will say............."
Crowd: "The Champ is here!!!!"
John Cena: "Hogan, you try to stay young but when I'm done with you I'll take ya lung, you got the Hulkamanic's while I got the "Cena Chain Gang" when I'm done with you you'll scream.........
Crowd: "Hey Mang!!!!"
John Cena: "Human and Tornado, I got ya one more rhyme before I leave and I want you to listen to this real closely............
Crowd: "Mode!!!!"
John Cena: "Oh yeah, one more thing, people have been asking me ever since I won this title what will be the name of my Custom Title since I can give it a name and I am here to end it now and I will tell you people in the crowd and the millions of you Chain Gang Soldiers the name of my Custom Title.........To this day while I have this title in my waist I shall call this title...........The Chain Gang Soldiers title!!!!"
**"My Time is now" plays through the arena as John Cena does his signature poses and with his Chain Gang Soldier title and John Cena does one last pose as SNME cameras slowly fade away**
**Before John Cena talks he looks around the crowd as the cameras take shots of different "Cena Sucks" signs. After the cameras focused on the last "Cena Sucks" John Cena begins to talk**
John Cena: "Yo, yo, yo check this out, your new Saturday Night's Main Event Custom Champ is here!!!"
**Half of the fans cheer for John Cena's statement while the other half boos John Cena as much as they can**
John Cena: "Well, let me get to the point.......Your boy John Cena for the first time, will defend his newly won SNME Custom Title at this Saturday's Rumble In the Jungle PPV. I will tell you this the champ ain't gonna disappoint, I can tell you this and believe me when I get finished with my 2 opponents all of ya "Cena haters" will at the end of the night cheer for me, I gurantee that. Your boy John Cena is actually coming into this match with a disadvantage because I don't have to be pinned to winning my title, that means Hulk Hogan can pin The Human Tornado with me outside the ring or we can have The Human Tornado pin Hulk Hogan and become the new champ, but I will tell you this, the champ is going to give this match 110%!!!!"
**The women and little children cheer on John Cena while the Men in the crowd boo John Cena**
John Cena: "Yo, well, I have told you the stipulation to the match, now let me tell you my opponents coming into this match. First, I have a SNME legend Hulk Hogan"
**The entire crowd cheers Hogan, Hogan, Hogan as much as they can**
John Cena: "Well, I don't want to burst anybody's bubble but, NEWS FLASH!! Hulk Hogan is 40 years after his prime. I will show to you fans and Hulk Hogan that John Cena is 100% athletic and Hogan you will find out that John Cena ain't one of those wannabe rappers. Hogan, let me explain to you who your's truly is..........John Cena is a fighting champion and he is the most known SNME across the world, so what, you won some world heavyweight titles, Hogan, I bet myself that I can win more titles before I can reach the age of 50!!! Hogan, your time is running up because this Saturday on Pay Per View from the Quicken Loans Arena and in the lovely states of Cleveland, Ohio at Rumble In The Jungle, these fans will found out that John Cena is a fighting champ and he has just begun this winning streak. I gurantee all you people that by the end of the night, I will be the last man standing!!! Hogan, I only have one question for you........What cha going to do when John Cena and his homeboys runs wild on you!!!! And that's for sho."
**John Cena then goes into the other side of the ring and the another camera focuses on John Cena**
John Cena: "Now, let me go onto my other opponent into this match. The Human Tornado, you got to be kidding me, I've seen his matches before, and believe me when I say this........This cat needs to go back to OVW"
**The crowd all says burn after that last comment**
John Cena: "Seriously, this guy sometimes doesn't even know what he does in the ring. Human, you may have a bright future, I'll give you that but I see you holding the SNME World Heavyweight Championship in about..........20 years!!!! Dog, you can't see me this G is just trippin'. Once you step into the ring with me dog you wish you be sippin'. The Champ is here and they want me, these fans don't want a Marlon Wayans wannabe. Human, dog, you think you got a crew........Dog, I'll make you tap to the S.T.F.U. You may think that you're all that and flying, when I'm finished with you, you wish you were dying. Human, I one time met yo brother lerado, he told me that this Saturday you should quit this match and go straight to Barbados. You think that you are popular flying with the jets, dog I'm popular on the Internet. Human, the end is near when this night is done John Cena will say............."
Crowd: "The Champ is here!!!!"
John Cena: "Hogan, you try to stay young but when I'm done with you I'll take ya lung, you got the Hulkamanic's while I got the "Cena Chain Gang" when I'm done with you you'll scream.........
Crowd: "Hey Mang!!!!"
John Cena: "Human and Tornado, I got ya one more rhyme before I leave and I want you to listen to this real closely............
The champ is here
Doin what he does best
Rappin’ and punchin’ and you know the rest
The Chain Gang leader
And the ultimate survivor
His tunes are cool on their own
He don't need no synthesizer
The Chain Gang's in the house
And don't you forget it
Our guys are strong
And we never quit
The freestylin’ dudes
And the wrestlin’ freaks
If you mess with us
You'll be hurt for weeks.
You gotta be tough
‘Cause this world is hard
Stick with your friends
And be on your guard
So always remember
The Chain Gang code
And in times of trouble
Switch to wrestling.......
Doin what he does best
Rappin’ and punchin’ and you know the rest
The Chain Gang leader
And the ultimate survivor
His tunes are cool on their own
He don't need no synthesizer
The Chain Gang's in the house
And don't you forget it
Our guys are strong
And we never quit
The freestylin’ dudes
And the wrestlin’ freaks
If you mess with us
You'll be hurt for weeks.
You gotta be tough
‘Cause this world is hard
Stick with your friends
And be on your guard
So always remember
The Chain Gang code
And in times of trouble
Switch to wrestling.......
Crowd: "Mode!!!!"
John Cena: "Oh yeah, one more thing, people have been asking me ever since I won this title what will be the name of my Custom Title since I can give it a name and I am here to end it now and I will tell you people in the crowd and the millions of you Chain Gang Soldiers the name of my Custom Title.........To this day while I have this title in my waist I shall call this title...........The Chain Gang Soldiers title!!!!"
**"My Time is now" plays through the arena as John Cena does his signature poses and with his Chain Gang Soldier title and John Cena does one last pose as SNME cameras slowly fade away**