Post by "The Game" Triple H on May 25, 2006 22:04:39 GMT -5
The SNME camera fades to an extensive hallway, doors sit along each side of the hallway and single door at the end of the hallway. The SNME camera man slowly proceeds down the hallway to the end and places his hand on the door, the camera pauses for a moment, silence, all that can be seen is the wooden door that stands among the hallway and the room inside. Seconds later the knob turns, the camera man steps within the door. A desk sits in the middle of the office-like room, and a bear skin rug lays along the ground. To the right is a window, through the window a city is revealed. By the window stands the World Heavyweight Champion, “The Game” admiring the view. “The Game’s” championship sits along his waist. Triple H is donning a black cross t-shirt and black jeans. Over his t-shirt he has a black leather jacket and over the jacket the “Cerebral Assassin” has a blue jean jacket with the sleeves torn off, the vest is unbuttoned and has two logos on the back, one cross logo and another Degeneration X logo. “The Game” tilts his head and gazes into the camera. “The Game” turns around and slowly approaches his desk, not for one second removing his eyes off the camera. He removes his leather jacket and his jean jacket and hangs them on the back of his chair that sits behind the desk. Triple H submerges his rear-end into the red leather seat. The camera slowly pans down to Triple H’s eye level. On the desk a chess board is revealed, to he right of the board are a bunch of chess pieces that randomly lay all over table.
Triple H: Tomorrow night, at “Rumble In The Jungle” Chris Jericho and I will face off for the 5th time in a “Lions Den” match… how many times do I have to beat Jericho? How many times do I have to smack him in the head with the title, or smash his head into a sledgehammer until he realizes that he is just a stepping stone!? I don’t know, but I know one thing, that tomorrow night, Jericho will finally realize why they call him the king and why they call me the god! So, do you know how to play? Triple H points to the chess board. The camera tilts up and down signaling that the camera man is nodding. So sit the hell down! Let’s play some chess…
Triple H points to a seat that sits on the reverse side of the desk, the camera man approaches and sits in it, he sets down the camera so just his arm is showing and Triple H’s whole chest and head is showing. The “cerebral assassin” sets the chess board up on both sides, his side being the black side, the opposing side being white.
Triple H: Now, I bet all of you are wondering, “Just what in the hell is Triple H doing there playing chess?” Well, I’m here to prove a point to you all…
Triple H moves his black pawn up one black, the camera man mimics his move, moving his white pawn up .
Triple H: Ya’ see, chess is much like the wrestling ring. Ya’ battle and battle until one person doesn’t have anymore pieces, or life left in them to fight. Or you fight and fight until you get in that perfect position to hit your best move, check mate… Jericho, much like chess, when you step in this ring with me, you will have no chance, no opportunity to finish me or get in that perfect position for the Walls of Jericho or the Lionsault, I won’t let you, I’m gonna’ move my “pieces” correctly, I’m gonna’ play my cards right, and I’m gonna’ beat you.
Triple H shifts another pawn, the camera man counters by moving a pawn himself. Triple H moves another pawn, and the camera man reveals a knight from the perimeter of the chess board. Triple H finishes by moving a rook forward two steps.
Triple H: See Jericho, wrestling isn’t some animal sport… Triple H points at his head. You gotta’ use your brain. You gotta’ think before you move a piece, you gotta’ think before you do, unlike you, I do that, I strategize while you just charge at your opponent, like some animal and hope for the best outcome, just like in chess, that won’t get you to far, that won’t get you to the gold. Like the animal you are, you ran, and you ran, and you got far, but now there is a wall to truly test if you can climb to the top. Triple H looks down at his championship for a few moments; he unbuckles it and places it around his shoulder. He nods his head back and forth negatively. You’re good, but not good enough, you don’t have what it takes, you don’t have the ability to be World Champion that I am! And tomorrow night, for the third time, it will finally get to you; you are not World Champion material. Now, I’m not gonna’ lie, just because you’re not champion material doesn’t mean you’re not good, and it doesn’t mean that you can’t take me to my limits, hell, I have no doubt in my mind that this is going to the very end, I have no doubt that it will come down to the last two “chess pieces,” but I also have no doubt that I will be the man calling “check mate.” All I hear you say day night is “I’m Chris Jericho, The king of the world, the ayatollah of rock and rolla, assclowns!” “I am two and two against the World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H.” but you have to realize, Jericho, coming close doesn’t cut it, saying that you are two and two against me, and saying that you just needed to do one thing to win, one more move to win, doesn’t make you a champion. Beating your opponent pound for pound makes you a champion! Triple H holds up his world heavyweight championship signifying his superiority over Chris Jericho.
The camera man reveals his rook from the edge of the board; Triple H finishes by moving his knight once more. The camera man continues and moves another pawn, Triple H completes the trail of chess piece moving by moving his rook up a few blocks. Triple H slowly rises out of his seat and walks over to the wall behind the leather seat. Photographs fill the wall. Triple H stares into one picture in particular. The picture shows Triple H with his arms raised in glory atop the mountain that he once visited. As Triple H continues to look into the photograph, he begins to speak.
Triple H: You and I pushed, and pushed and neither of us fell from the “mountain,” we may be close when it comes to matches, but Jericho, if you hadn’t noticed, after round 2, you’re one step closer to the edge, smell that fresh mountain air while you can, cause it’s time for round 3 and your just one push away from you’re downfall! I’m playing my pieces right up to the edge, and I guarantee you will fall straight down to the bottom… and you won’t get up!
Triple pulls his eyes from the fascinating view. "The Game" turns around and leisurely walks back into his seat to continue the chess game. The camera man moves his pawn up, without even a second of thinking Triple H kills his pawn using his rook. Todd moves over his bishop, killing his rook, the camera man calls out, “Check.” Triple H quickly counters that, making sure his king is not killed. After Triple H stops moving his chess pieces he stands to his feet and walks over to the other side of the room. A statue of a lion sits on the floor. The statue shows the lion ferociously growling as if it was the leader of a lion pack. Triple H looks down at the statue and smirks, seeing absolutely nothing extraordinary out of the fearsome creature
Triple H: So, Jericho, I bet you think you got an advantage in our match, being that it’s at Rumble In The Jungle and that it’s in a Lion’s Den match. But I got news for ya’, “Lion heart,” I’m a Cerebral Assassin entering this “Jungle” with one weapon Triple H holds up his pointer finger as he states the word “one.” that will wipe out every single animal in the “jungle,” including you! And that weapon…is a Sledgehammer!
Triple H turns around and stands by a big cabinet that sits behind the desk. Triple H opens the enormous cabinet; inside the cabinet is a sledgehammer displayed as if it was a rare, expensive blade. Triple H removes the sledge hammer from the display and looks into it maliciously, he turns back around and in full force Triple H swings at the huge statue of the lion, it shatters into millions of pieces, Triple H carefully places the sledgehammer back. He looks back at the ruble left from the remains of the statue; Triple H disrespectfully kicks the remains of the statue. “The game” strolls back to his seat and relaxes in it, he places his feet on the table as if nothing had just happened. Triple H signals for the camera man to proceed with the chess game. The camera man moves his bishop, setting him up to kill his queen, Triple H sees the camera man’s plan and kills his bishop using his knight. The camera man moves his out of from behind his pawns. Triple H does as well. The camera man moves his queen and states “check.” Triple H counters the move and kills his queen using his own. The camera man desperately moves his king over. Triple H moves his bishop over, it is check mate, but Triple H doesn’t say anything.
Triple H: This game will end tomorrow night, you got up to the last level, but now you have to face me! And after our match, be prepared to face facts and facts are, this is a game you cannot beat! You may have gotten high, you may have gotten to the top, but in the end the last level will remain unbeaten, the “Game” will remain unbeaten, you can try, but it will end just like the other two times!… With me standing over your lifeless, unconscious corpse screaming… "check mate" !
Triple H flings all of the chess pieces off of the table and jumps out of his seat; the camera angle stays the same. Triple H motions around, looking like he is doing his signature taunt. He pauses for a moment and raises his arms in the air. His arms drop down and Triple H executes the famous taunt the crotch chop, as Triple H laughs in victory the camera slowly fades to black from the Triple H’s crotch and the world heavyweight championship that sits on the table, adjacent to Triple H’s crotch. The screen displays the SNME logo, then fades to commercials.
Triple H points to a seat that sits on the reverse side of the desk, the camera man approaches and sits in it, he sets down the camera so just his arm is showing and Triple H’s whole chest and head is showing. The “cerebral assassin” sets the chess board up on both sides, his side being the black side, the opposing side being white.
Triple H: Now, I bet all of you are wondering, “Just what in the hell is Triple H doing there playing chess?” Well, I’m here to prove a point to you all…
Triple H moves his black pawn up one black, the camera man mimics his move, moving his white pawn up .
Triple H: Ya’ see, chess is much like the wrestling ring. Ya’ battle and battle until one person doesn’t have anymore pieces, or life left in them to fight. Or you fight and fight until you get in that perfect position to hit your best move, check mate… Jericho, much like chess, when you step in this ring with me, you will have no chance, no opportunity to finish me or get in that perfect position for the Walls of Jericho or the Lionsault, I won’t let you, I’m gonna’ move my “pieces” correctly, I’m gonna’ play my cards right, and I’m gonna’ beat you.
Triple H shifts another pawn, the camera man counters by moving a pawn himself. Triple H moves another pawn, and the camera man reveals a knight from the perimeter of the chess board. Triple H finishes by moving a rook forward two steps.
Triple H: See Jericho, wrestling isn’t some animal sport… Triple H points at his head. You gotta’ use your brain. You gotta’ think before you move a piece, you gotta’ think before you do, unlike you, I do that, I strategize while you just charge at your opponent, like some animal and hope for the best outcome, just like in chess, that won’t get you to far, that won’t get you to the gold. Like the animal you are, you ran, and you ran, and you got far, but now there is a wall to truly test if you can climb to the top. Triple H looks down at his championship for a few moments; he unbuckles it and places it around his shoulder. He nods his head back and forth negatively. You’re good, but not good enough, you don’t have what it takes, you don’t have the ability to be World Champion that I am! And tomorrow night, for the third time, it will finally get to you; you are not World Champion material. Now, I’m not gonna’ lie, just because you’re not champion material doesn’t mean you’re not good, and it doesn’t mean that you can’t take me to my limits, hell, I have no doubt in my mind that this is going to the very end, I have no doubt that it will come down to the last two “chess pieces,” but I also have no doubt that I will be the man calling “check mate.” All I hear you say day night is “I’m Chris Jericho, The king of the world, the ayatollah of rock and rolla, assclowns!” “I am two and two against the World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H.” but you have to realize, Jericho, coming close doesn’t cut it, saying that you are two and two against me, and saying that you just needed to do one thing to win, one more move to win, doesn’t make you a champion. Beating your opponent pound for pound makes you a champion! Triple H holds up his world heavyweight championship signifying his superiority over Chris Jericho.
The camera man reveals his rook from the edge of the board; Triple H finishes by moving his knight once more. The camera man continues and moves another pawn, Triple H completes the trail of chess piece moving by moving his rook up a few blocks. Triple H slowly rises out of his seat and walks over to the wall behind the leather seat. Photographs fill the wall. Triple H stares into one picture in particular. The picture shows Triple H with his arms raised in glory atop the mountain that he once visited. As Triple H continues to look into the photograph, he begins to speak.
Triple H: You and I pushed, and pushed and neither of us fell from the “mountain,” we may be close when it comes to matches, but Jericho, if you hadn’t noticed, after round 2, you’re one step closer to the edge, smell that fresh mountain air while you can, cause it’s time for round 3 and your just one push away from you’re downfall! I’m playing my pieces right up to the edge, and I guarantee you will fall straight down to the bottom… and you won’t get up!
Triple pulls his eyes from the fascinating view. "The Game" turns around and leisurely walks back into his seat to continue the chess game. The camera man moves his pawn up, without even a second of thinking Triple H kills his pawn using his rook. Todd moves over his bishop, killing his rook, the camera man calls out, “Check.” Triple H quickly counters that, making sure his king is not killed. After Triple H stops moving his chess pieces he stands to his feet and walks over to the other side of the room. A statue of a lion sits on the floor. The statue shows the lion ferociously growling as if it was the leader of a lion pack. Triple H looks down at the statue and smirks, seeing absolutely nothing extraordinary out of the fearsome creature
Triple H: So, Jericho, I bet you think you got an advantage in our match, being that it’s at Rumble In The Jungle and that it’s in a Lion’s Den match. But I got news for ya’, “Lion heart,” I’m a Cerebral Assassin entering this “Jungle” with one weapon Triple H holds up his pointer finger as he states the word “one.” that will wipe out every single animal in the “jungle,” including you! And that weapon…is a Sledgehammer!
Triple H turns around and stands by a big cabinet that sits behind the desk. Triple H opens the enormous cabinet; inside the cabinet is a sledgehammer displayed as if it was a rare, expensive blade. Triple H removes the sledge hammer from the display and looks into it maliciously, he turns back around and in full force Triple H swings at the huge statue of the lion, it shatters into millions of pieces, Triple H carefully places the sledgehammer back. He looks back at the ruble left from the remains of the statue; Triple H disrespectfully kicks the remains of the statue. “The game” strolls back to his seat and relaxes in it, he places his feet on the table as if nothing had just happened. Triple H signals for the camera man to proceed with the chess game. The camera man moves his bishop, setting him up to kill his queen, Triple H sees the camera man’s plan and kills his bishop using his knight. The camera man moves his out of from behind his pawns. Triple H does as well. The camera man moves his queen and states “check.” Triple H counters the move and kills his queen using his own. The camera man desperately moves his king over. Triple H moves his bishop over, it is check mate, but Triple H doesn’t say anything.
Triple H: This game will end tomorrow night, you got up to the last level, but now you have to face me! And after our match, be prepared to face facts and facts are, this is a game you cannot beat! You may have gotten high, you may have gotten to the top, but in the end the last level will remain unbeaten, the “Game” will remain unbeaten, you can try, but it will end just like the other two times!… With me standing over your lifeless, unconscious corpse screaming… "check mate" !
Triple H flings all of the chess pieces off of the table and jumps out of his seat; the camera angle stays the same. Triple H motions around, looking like he is doing his signature taunt. He pauses for a moment and raises his arms in the air. His arms drop down and Triple H executes the famous taunt the crotch chop, as Triple H laughs in victory the camera slowly fades to black from the Triple H’s crotch and the world heavyweight championship that sits on the table, adjacent to Triple H’s crotch. The screen displays the SNME logo, then fades to commercials.