Post by The Rock on May 25, 2006 20:32:59 GMT -5
*Suddenly "The Rock Says" blasts from the speakers. The fans jump up and down waiting for the People's Champion to appear on stage. Then The Rock comes out and looks into the sold out crowd. He tips his $500 sunglasses and raises the People's Eyebrow, much to the delight of the fans. After a short pause, The Most Electrifying Man in sports entertainment marches down the ramp and into the ring...*
*The Rock takes the mic and begins to speak.
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back, to Cleveland, Ohio! The Rock is ready to kick some sorry sum-bitch'es candy ass! And those sorry sumbitch'es just happen to be Carlito and Christopher Phoenix. My partner hails from Victoria, Texas, and he is a 4 time WWE Champion. We have each whipped eacother's asses, on numerous occasions. That's right boys. my partner is the "Texas Rattlesnake", Stone Cold Steve Austin!
*Rock and Austin! clap, clap, clap clap clap, Rock and Austin! clap, clap, clap clap clap...*
The Rock: Yah, that's right, Stone Cold makes his return this Saturday at Rumble In The Jungle, and I guaran-damn-tee that me and Austin will walk out the new SNME tag team champions of the world. Carlito and Phoenix me and my friend Stone Cold will unleash hell this Saturday. You see, The Texas Rattlesnake has 4 WWE Championships to his name. He is a 15 year veteran. A Legend in this business....... as for myself i am a 7 time WWE Champion. Carlito and Phoenix what have you done?
*The Rock pauses for a moment and then begins to answer.*
The Rock: I'll tell you exactly what you have done absoultely nothing. Carlito and Phoenix once we win those titles I will shine them up real nice turn thos suns of a bitches sideways and stick them straight up your candy asses!
If you Smelllllllllllllllllllllll what The Rock is cookin!
*The Rock takes the mic and begins to speak.
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back, to Cleveland, Ohio! The Rock is ready to kick some sorry sum-bitch'es candy ass! And those sorry sumbitch'es just happen to be Carlito and Christopher Phoenix. My partner hails from Victoria, Texas, and he is a 4 time WWE Champion. We have each whipped eacother's asses, on numerous occasions. That's right boys. my partner is the "Texas Rattlesnake", Stone Cold Steve Austin!
*Rock and Austin! clap, clap, clap clap clap, Rock and Austin! clap, clap, clap clap clap...*
The Rock: Yah, that's right, Stone Cold makes his return this Saturday at Rumble In The Jungle, and I guaran-damn-tee that me and Austin will walk out the new SNME tag team champions of the world. Carlito and Phoenix me and my friend Stone Cold will unleash hell this Saturday. You see, The Texas Rattlesnake has 4 WWE Championships to his name. He is a 15 year veteran. A Legend in this business....... as for myself i am a 7 time WWE Champion. Carlito and Phoenix what have you done?
*The Rock pauses for a moment and then begins to answer.*
The Rock: I'll tell you exactly what you have done absoultely nothing. Carlito and Phoenix once we win those titles I will shine them up real nice turn thos suns of a bitches sideways and stick them straight up your candy asses!
If you Smelllllllllllllllllllllll what The Rock is cookin!