Post by "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan on May 25, 2006 17:27:22 GMT -5
The scene opens and the camera zooms in on a nice house. The gates leading into the giant house slowly creak open and the camera moves inside of the property. As it moves down the driveway gorgeous women are spotted washing a brand new 2006 BMW. The women are dressed in the skimpiest bikinis and the camera almost runs into a bush. Suddenly it gets back and track and goes around to the backyard. Spotted by the pool is a crowd full of more beautiful women. They are surrounding something, but it can't be seen. The camera moves closer and some of the women back away. Sitting there in a lawn chair kicked back in the center of all the women is Carlito Caribbean "Cool". He basks in the sun and smiles as the camera comes closer. He motions for the ladies to back away and he smoothly slides his shades off of his face. The camera moves closer to Carlito and he sits up in the chair. After shaking his poofy hair he begins to speak.
Carlito: Welcome to la casa de Caribbean! As if you didn't know this is my home here. I've invited the SNME cameras here for a very good reason. You see, for the past few weeks Carlito has been laying back relaxing in the sun, but just a few days I recieved a phone call. That phone call was from none other than my good 'ol tag team partner Christopher PhoeniX. He had just got done with SNME's first house show and found out that our Tag Team Title match at Rumble In The Jungle had been confirmed. At first I was kind of angry because I was enjoying myself out here just basking in the sun man, that kind of this is "COOL" ya know. Well I got to thinking about it and I grew to be very happy with our match at Rumble In The Jungle. You see, this Saturday I get the chance to defend something that is very dear to me, my World Tag Team Championship belt. I've been a World Tag Team Champion for sometime now, and I'm ready to prove just why I am a World Tag Team champion once again.
Carlito suddenly stands up from the chair and two ladies take him by the arm. The camera gets in front of him as he starts to walk across the lovely lawn of his home.
Carlito: There are things in the world that Carlito loves...like these beautiful women for example, hell even apples, and then there are things in this world that just aren't "COOL". Rattle Snakes are not "COOL" and neither are rocks. Rattle snakes live under rocks, and at Rumble In The Jungle, the Texas Rattle Snake "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will be hiding underneath The Rock. He'll be hiding because he knows he isn't what he used to be anymore. He isn't the hell raising S.O.B that he used to be. He's a fat, beer drinking, COWARD!
Carlito continues on walking across the lovely land scape and spots a huge rock. He snickers for a second and hops up on top of it. The ladies follow him up and he soon begins to speak again.
Carlito: Just like this, The Rock will be sitting here doing nothing. You're nothing but a sell out Rock, and you know it. Your fans know and so does everyone else. You left wrestling to make sorry ass movies that can't even sell well. You could be champion Rocky, but you chose not to be. You've lost everything you had in this business and even the respect that people once hd for you. At Rumble in the Jungle, I'm going to piss all over your career and show you the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today. I'm Carlito Caribbean "COOL", and you my friend are just another bad apple.
Carlito hops down from the rock and turns around to face the rock. The camera views him from behind and after a few seconds Carlito begins to pee on the rock he was just sitting on. He then turns around to the camera and smirks. One of the ladies hands him and apple and he takes a big bite. He chews it up and spits it into the camera. The chewed up apple begins to run down the camera lens as Carlito begins laughing and the scene fades to black.
Carlito: Welcome to la casa de Caribbean! As if you didn't know this is my home here. I've invited the SNME cameras here for a very good reason. You see, for the past few weeks Carlito has been laying back relaxing in the sun, but just a few days I recieved a phone call. That phone call was from none other than my good 'ol tag team partner Christopher PhoeniX. He had just got done with SNME's first house show and found out that our Tag Team Title match at Rumble In The Jungle had been confirmed. At first I was kind of angry because I was enjoying myself out here just basking in the sun man, that kind of this is "COOL" ya know. Well I got to thinking about it and I grew to be very happy with our match at Rumble In The Jungle. You see, this Saturday I get the chance to defend something that is very dear to me, my World Tag Team Championship belt. I've been a World Tag Team Champion for sometime now, and I'm ready to prove just why I am a World Tag Team champion once again.
Carlito suddenly stands up from the chair and two ladies take him by the arm. The camera gets in front of him as he starts to walk across the lovely lawn of his home.
Carlito: There are things in the world that Carlito loves...like these beautiful women for example, hell even apples, and then there are things in this world that just aren't "COOL". Rattle Snakes are not "COOL" and neither are rocks. Rattle snakes live under rocks, and at Rumble In The Jungle, the Texas Rattle Snake "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will be hiding underneath The Rock. He'll be hiding because he knows he isn't what he used to be anymore. He isn't the hell raising S.O.B that he used to be. He's a fat, beer drinking, COWARD!
Carlito continues on walking across the lovely land scape and spots a huge rock. He snickers for a second and hops up on top of it. The ladies follow him up and he soon begins to speak again.
Carlito: Just like this, The Rock will be sitting here doing nothing. You're nothing but a sell out Rock, and you know it. Your fans know and so does everyone else. You left wrestling to make sorry ass movies that can't even sell well. You could be champion Rocky, but you chose not to be. You've lost everything you had in this business and even the respect that people once hd for you. At Rumble in the Jungle, I'm going to piss all over your career and show you the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today. I'm Carlito Caribbean "COOL", and you my friend are just another bad apple.
Carlito hops down from the rock and turns around to face the rock. The camera views him from behind and after a few seconds Carlito begins to pee on the rock he was just sitting on. He then turns around to the camera and smirks. One of the ladies hands him and apple and he takes a big bite. He chews it up and spits it into the camera. The chewed up apple begins to run down the camera lens as Carlito begins laughing and the scene fades to black.