Post by Trevor Murdoch on May 25, 2006 16:08:20 GMT -5
The camera starts out in a local bar in TX. It slowly looks around the bar and see's several rednecks talking while drinking some beer. Then the camera zooms up on what seems to be a brawl. It then shows Trevor Murdoch throwing a man over a table and hitting him over the head with a beer bottle knocking him out.
Trevor Murdoch: Oh.. I didnt see you there. How yall doing? Trevor Murdoch here! Well then if you guys will excuse me *Picks up knocked out guy and throws him out of the bar Ok now what was I saying? Oh yea I have yet another match coming up soon. Well last time you saw me in action I did not lose! Maybe I got beat up abit but hell I had some dirt in my eyes! Now this time its different...very different. Its at Rumble In The Jungle! Oh boy am I excited. Lets see I got myself a 6 man battle royal! Kurt Angle... A gold medalist! Well let me tell you.. Trevor Murdoch doesnt need no gold medal to prove he can kick some ass. Angle you can bring all you got but trust me son I will take you down and you wont be back for next years Olyimpic games. Now lets move on.. Rob Van Dam... Wasnt this punk in my last match? Yes hes was! And he didnt end up winning now did he? I kicked his ass all over the arena! So Mr. RVD if you want to brawl again...then bring it. Bring all your little chairs and tables and ladders... I will personally make it so Mr. Extreme wont make it to another wrasslin event in his life! Brock Lesnar... Ahh good old blue chipper... Brock you think just cause your so strong you can beat anyone. Well I got news for you. You cant! See I have what most wrestlers lack of.. Brains! I am one of the smartest wrestlers alive! Yea sure im not the most muscular wrestler but I can beat you with my brain! So you try your hardest boy... I mean it try your hardest to get me in that F-5 and then once its locked in and your about to land it.. Imma get out and pound your ass to the ground and show you that it doesnt take strenght to win a match. It takes brains! Which you lack of. Monty Brown... I dont got much to say about this fella... His big move is the pounce? Does he truley think he is a animal in a jungle or something? Cause at Rumble In The Jungle if you think your going to be a animal and "pounce" everyone. Let me be the first to say you will get taken down. I will hunt you down in that ring. I will stalk you and beat on you untill the time is right. Then I will go for it all! I will climb the top rope and hit my flying bulldog causeing a 1 2 3! Oh and what do we have here? Jeff Hardy...your just another good for nothing show off. You have no wrestling skills what so ever. You think being extreme is going to get you threw the rest of your wrestling career. Wow cant we all jump off a ladder? Now Jeff if I were to take away all those hardcore items you use. You would be nothing... You would sit there in the ring waiting for someone to crush you. And I guess thats what im going to have to do to you and every single other man in that battle royal. This match is a showcase match meaning I am going to showcase my skills and talents to everyone! And if it means adding you 5 other men to the injured list then so be it! Im Trevor Murdoch... *Spits in beer bottle* Yall think about that!
The camera slowly zooms out as Trevor turns and faces the bar tender asking for more beer. Then the camera gets hit with the TREVOR MURDOCH logo branded across the screen
Trevor Murdoch: Oh.. I didnt see you there. How yall doing? Trevor Murdoch here! Well then if you guys will excuse me *Picks up knocked out guy and throws him out of the bar Ok now what was I saying? Oh yea I have yet another match coming up soon. Well last time you saw me in action I did not lose! Maybe I got beat up abit but hell I had some dirt in my eyes! Now this time its different...very different. Its at Rumble In The Jungle! Oh boy am I excited. Lets see I got myself a 6 man battle royal! Kurt Angle... A gold medalist! Well let me tell you.. Trevor Murdoch doesnt need no gold medal to prove he can kick some ass. Angle you can bring all you got but trust me son I will take you down and you wont be back for next years Olyimpic games. Now lets move on.. Rob Van Dam... Wasnt this punk in my last match? Yes hes was! And he didnt end up winning now did he? I kicked his ass all over the arena! So Mr. RVD if you want to brawl again...then bring it. Bring all your little chairs and tables and ladders... I will personally make it so Mr. Extreme wont make it to another wrasslin event in his life! Brock Lesnar... Ahh good old blue chipper... Brock you think just cause your so strong you can beat anyone. Well I got news for you. You cant! See I have what most wrestlers lack of.. Brains! I am one of the smartest wrestlers alive! Yea sure im not the most muscular wrestler but I can beat you with my brain! So you try your hardest boy... I mean it try your hardest to get me in that F-5 and then once its locked in and your about to land it.. Imma get out and pound your ass to the ground and show you that it doesnt take strenght to win a match. It takes brains! Which you lack of. Monty Brown... I dont got much to say about this fella... His big move is the pounce? Does he truley think he is a animal in a jungle or something? Cause at Rumble In The Jungle if you think your going to be a animal and "pounce" everyone. Let me be the first to say you will get taken down. I will hunt you down in that ring. I will stalk you and beat on you untill the time is right. Then I will go for it all! I will climb the top rope and hit my flying bulldog causeing a 1 2 3! Oh and what do we have here? Jeff Hardy...your just another good for nothing show off. You have no wrestling skills what so ever. You think being extreme is going to get you threw the rest of your wrestling career. Wow cant we all jump off a ladder? Now Jeff if I were to take away all those hardcore items you use. You would be nothing... You would sit there in the ring waiting for someone to crush you. And I guess thats what im going to have to do to you and every single other man in that battle royal. This match is a showcase match meaning I am going to showcase my skills and talents to everyone! And if it means adding you 5 other men to the injured list then so be it! Im Trevor Murdoch... *Spits in beer bottle* Yall think about that!
The camera slowly zooms out as Trevor turns and faces the bar tender asking for more beer. Then the camera gets hit with the TREVOR MURDOCH logo branded across the screen