Post by Punk on May 21, 2006 17:40:40 GMT -5
Camera opens to a bar.Theres nearly nobody inside except for a few drunk old men, rambling on about some wrestling federation to faint to hear.The cameraman turns to see CM Punk.He's siting there watching a small tv.Concentrating real hard not to blink.But out of the corner of his eye he sees the camerman standing there.Punk gets off the stool,and stares into the camera with a blank face.He turns back around and stares at the tv again.And looks back at the camera.
CM PunkDo you believe this?Do you believe this?I can't believe,I made a fool out of myself in my debut match,here in SNME.I lost to a has been.A so called "legend".I lost to Sting....I'll admit it.But thats not gonna stop me from single handedly over throwing every competiter in this industry today.Last week SNME,triple threat,who came out on top?Who destroyed the "Masterpeice"?Who passed the "teacher's" test?Who single handedly won that triple threat match?...............IT WAS ME!!!Hahaha.Tonite,I have to face Phoenix.....so Phoenix,you like crashing indy feds huh?Yea,I heard about your little incident there.Oh and by the way,I wasn't there.I was scheduald to be there before I joined SNME.And look at me now,I'm about to be ontop of the world.After I beat you tonite,I'm gonna go on,and win the Rising Star Championship.Then win the World Heavyweight Championship.And be the Undisputed King of this federation....Ha.
Punk gets up,and walks over to the pool table.Everything is set up,and Punk begins to shoot.
CM Punk:So Phoenix,you wanna make this hardcore?You wanna make this worse than any match could have been thought up in ECW?Well,you got yourself a deal.Hardcore rules.Oh and if Carlito just happens to show up,well I got something for him aswell.
Punk then snaps the pool stick over his knee,and begins knocking pictures,and lights down with the broken stick.
CM Punk:YOU WANT HARDCORE PHOENIX? I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING HARDCORE!
The bartender,and the bouncers are trying to calm Punk down,but Punk is swinging the broken stick,and he hit the bartender right on the side of the head.And he knocked out one of the bouncers,by hitting him with the stick in the lower region.He continues to beat down the bartender,when the other bouncer gets up and grabs Punk,but Punk gets released,and hit the bartender right across the back with the stick.He pulls the bouncer onto the bar.He sets him up,and hits him with a Pepsi Plunge right onto the concrete floor.Security finally blasts down the door,and grabs Punk,and lock him up in handcuffs.And as they are dragging him out of the bar,he is screaming.....
CM Punk:I TOLD YOU PHOENIX,I CAN BE HARDCORE.JUST WAIT UNTIL TONITE.I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS,AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE GUTTER, WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!!GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!
OfficerYoure going for a little ride downtown,so you can think about what you've done here.Lets go,get up!
The officers throw Punk in the back of the Police car,and the camera fades as the car is driving away.
CM PunkDo you believe this?Do you believe this?I can't believe,I made a fool out of myself in my debut match,here in SNME.I lost to a has been.A so called "legend".I lost to Sting....I'll admit it.But thats not gonna stop me from single handedly over throwing every competiter in this industry today.Last week SNME,triple threat,who came out on top?Who destroyed the "Masterpeice"?Who passed the "teacher's" test?Who single handedly won that triple threat match?...............IT WAS ME!!!Hahaha.Tonite,I have to face Phoenix.....so Phoenix,you like crashing indy feds huh?Yea,I heard about your little incident there.Oh and by the way,I wasn't there.I was scheduald to be there before I joined SNME.And look at me now,I'm about to be ontop of the world.After I beat you tonite,I'm gonna go on,and win the Rising Star Championship.Then win the World Heavyweight Championship.And be the Undisputed King of this federation....Ha.
Punk gets up,and walks over to the pool table.Everything is set up,and Punk begins to shoot.
CM Punk:So Phoenix,you wanna make this hardcore?You wanna make this worse than any match could have been thought up in ECW?Well,you got yourself a deal.Hardcore rules.Oh and if Carlito just happens to show up,well I got something for him aswell.
Punk then snaps the pool stick over his knee,and begins knocking pictures,and lights down with the broken stick.
CM Punk:YOU WANT HARDCORE PHOENIX? I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING HARDCORE!
The bartender,and the bouncers are trying to calm Punk down,but Punk is swinging the broken stick,and he hit the bartender right on the side of the head.And he knocked out one of the bouncers,by hitting him with the stick in the lower region.He continues to beat down the bartender,when the other bouncer gets up and grabs Punk,but Punk gets released,and hit the bartender right across the back with the stick.He pulls the bouncer onto the bar.He sets him up,and hits him with a Pepsi Plunge right onto the concrete floor.Security finally blasts down the door,and grabs Punk,and lock him up in handcuffs.And as they are dragging him out of the bar,he is screaming.....
CM Punk:I TOLD YOU PHOENIX,I CAN BE HARDCORE.JUST WAIT UNTIL TONITE.I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS,AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE GUTTER, WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!!GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!
OfficerYoure going for a little ride downtown,so you can think about what you've done here.Lets go,get up!
The officers throw Punk in the back of the Police car,and the camera fades as the car is driving away.