Post by Punk on May 19, 2006 22:26:49 GMT -5
The lights dim,and the number 10 shows up on the titan tron.The numbers count backwards,starting off slow then get faster and faster till they stop at "1". A giant red X comes upon the titan tron,as "Cult of Personality" blares thru the P.A. System.Out of the curtain comes CM Punk,the self proclaimed "Straight Edge",dressed in his ring attire,and his black with white stripped jacket.He stops and poses for the crowd,using his patented "X" sign.
Punk then walks up the ring steps,and steps into the ring.He gets up onto the corner turnbuckle and poses.
Punk then gets down,and goes over by the backside of the ring,and asks the ring announcer for a mic.He gives it to him.Punk lifts the mic up to his mouth,and begins to speak.
CM PunkWell well well,I'm in a triple threat match to see if I qualify for the Intercontinental Championship.This match consists of Chris Masters...
FansBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CM PunkChristopher Nowinski.....
Fans:BOOOOOOO/CHEEEEEER
CM PunkAnd of course,myself.
Fans:CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Punk then lifts the mic back up to his mouth and begins to speak again.
CM PunkWell,it looks like we know who the fans want to win in this match.Hahaha.....Onto my opponents.Masters.....You may be big,but do you really think you match my skill?Can you actually have a match without loosening up,before hand?And that Masterlock,whats up with that s***?"No one can break it"Well you havent faced a guy like me before.I am the most charasmatic superstars in this business.Yes,I may have my ups and downs,but that doesnt utter the fact that I am better than you!Back to the Masterlock,you can try and lock it in on me,but i'll break it,or just not let you get it on me.I dont need steroids to help me win matches,unlike you.Even with them,you still lose.I perfer not to use them,hence the name, Straight Edge.......What happened to you and Carlito again?Haha, Oh yea, he left NHBWO to come over to SNME,and you decided to stay with NHBWO.Bad idea,ya think?I think so.
Punk then just stands there to think,of what to say next.
CM PunkNowinski....the "College Graduate".Do you really think you have any chance in this match?Do you really think you can beat, me?Ha,thats a laugh if you do.Do you think you're a big shot,because you graduated from Harvard,so you say?I bet you do.You think you're better than everyone else,because you have a College Degree.News flash..you're still just the same old dork that I would pick on in high school.And now you wanna get some revenge,maybe?Well,that just isn't gonna happen tonite,tomorrow night, or any other night.Because,I am better than YOU! But now,you are here,in the SNME,and think you are the s***.Well you definintly are not the s***.And I am much better than you,and Masters,put together.
He looks around,and he begins to speak again.
CM PunkAnd now onto.....myself.Last time on SNME I had a match against a "Legend".And that legend was none other than Sting.I lost,but it was a close match.I should have won,as I had him in the clutches of tapping in his own finisher,The Scorpion Deathlock.Yes,I tapped to his Deathlock,but that doesnt matter.This coming SNME,is gonna be different,because I am going to win,and go on to win the Intercontinental Title.Not Masters,not Nowinski,but ME!And just remember guys,I'm straight edge,and Straight Edge Means I'm Better Than You!!!!!!!!!!!
Punk drops the mic,as "Cult of Personality" hits,as Punk leaves the ring.He walks up the ramp,stops and does the "X",and walks thru the curtain to the back.The cameras fade to black.
Punk then walks up the ring steps,and steps into the ring.He gets up onto the corner turnbuckle and poses.
Punk then gets down,and goes over by the backside of the ring,and asks the ring announcer for a mic.He gives it to him.Punk lifts the mic up to his mouth,and begins to speak.
CM PunkWell well well,I'm in a triple threat match to see if I qualify for the Intercontinental Championship.This match consists of Chris Masters...
FansBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CM PunkChristopher Nowinski.....
Fans:BOOOOOOO/CHEEEEEER
CM PunkAnd of course,myself.
Fans:CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Punk then lifts the mic back up to his mouth and begins to speak again.
CM PunkWell,it looks like we know who the fans want to win in this match.Hahaha.....Onto my opponents.Masters.....You may be big,but do you really think you match my skill?Can you actually have a match without loosening up,before hand?And that Masterlock,whats up with that s***?"No one can break it"Well you havent faced a guy like me before.I am the most charasmatic superstars in this business.Yes,I may have my ups and downs,but that doesnt utter the fact that I am better than you!Back to the Masterlock,you can try and lock it in on me,but i'll break it,or just not let you get it on me.I dont need steroids to help me win matches,unlike you.Even with them,you still lose.I perfer not to use them,hence the name, Straight Edge.......What happened to you and Carlito again?Haha, Oh yea, he left NHBWO to come over to SNME,and you decided to stay with NHBWO.Bad idea,ya think?I think so.
Punk then just stands there to think,of what to say next.
CM PunkNowinski....the "College Graduate".Do you really think you have any chance in this match?Do you really think you can beat, me?Ha,thats a laugh if you do.Do you think you're a big shot,because you graduated from Harvard,so you say?I bet you do.You think you're better than everyone else,because you have a College Degree.News flash..you're still just the same old dork that I would pick on in high school.And now you wanna get some revenge,maybe?Well,that just isn't gonna happen tonite,tomorrow night, or any other night.Because,I am better than YOU! But now,you are here,in the SNME,and think you are the s***.Well you definintly are not the s***.And I am much better than you,and Masters,put together.
He looks around,and he begins to speak again.
CM PunkAnd now onto.....myself.Last time on SNME I had a match against a "Legend".And that legend was none other than Sting.I lost,but it was a close match.I should have won,as I had him in the clutches of tapping in his own finisher,The Scorpion Deathlock.Yes,I tapped to his Deathlock,but that doesnt matter.This coming SNME,is gonna be different,because I am going to win,and go on to win the Intercontinental Title.Not Masters,not Nowinski,but ME!And just remember guys,I'm straight edge,and Straight Edge Means I'm Better Than You!!!!!!!!!!!
Punk drops the mic,as "Cult of Personality" hits,as Punk leaves the ring.He walks up the ramp,stops and does the "X",and walks thru the curtain to the back.The cameras fade to black.