Post by thekingofkings on May 19, 2006 18:39:57 GMT -5
The Camera shows Kurt Angle in his locker room with pictures of all his opponents on the walls. Kurt is sitting on the bench in the middle of the room putting on his kneepads. When he sees the cameraman he gets up and goes to a picture of Rob Van Dam.
Kurt:Tonight at SNME, I am in an 8 man tag match. Let me just tell you, that this match is freaking ridiculous. I am being partnered up with some jokers. Aside from Brock Lesnar, look at the clowns I am paired up with. A freak who hides under peoples beds...and a farm boy. This match hurts all of my 3 I's. How can I be as intense as I can be with those jokers standing behind me? My Integrity is being made a joke of. But, my Intelligence is being tested. Yeah, I know exactly what the staff is doing. They want to see how well the Wrestlin' Machine can perform under pressure. But, I think I already proved that in the 1996 Olympics. But, back to the matter at hand.
Kurt looks up at the picture of RVD and smirks a little.He then begins to laugh.
Kurt:Lets look at number 1 of 4 opponents.Mr.ppv,The Whole Dam Show, Mr.420, RVD. You know, in my whole career, I have never had the chance to make your stoner ass tap out! But,tonight I get that chance. RVD, you may be a great entertainer, but I am Kurt Angle. I am the Wrestlin' Machine! And if your the unlucky punk thats in the ring with me when the time comes, I'm gonna break your freakin' ankle!
Kurt then walks away from the picture of RVD and over to another picture. A picture of The Deadman. Kurt smiles and begins to speak.
Kurt:Well, well, well. Who do we have here? Oh, its none other than The Undertaker. How many times did I make him tap? Yeah, I lost count too. Undertaker, no one is afraid of you. Your just a washed up has-been who wishes he could be the pure athlete I am. Taker', tonight is no different than the old days. I am gonna Angle Slam you, lock in the Ankle Lock, and make you TAP!
Angle laughs as he walks over to the picture of Bill Goldberg. He then gets a serious look on his face as he begins to speak.
Kurt:Goldberg, your a walking death trap. You never stop until you kill everything around you. Just like back in WCW, when you ended Bret Harts Carree with a damn illegal kick to his head. Thats when I lost all respect for you. I have never faced you, nor have I wanted to. Because I know when i get a hold of you I'm gonna rip you apart. Bill Goldberg, your an embarrassment to pro wrestling. And I plan to put a stop to your Carree just like you did Bret's.
Kurt rips the picture of Goldberg off the wall and walks over to another picture. A picture of The Rock.
Kurt:Last but not least, we have The Rock. I see we dragged his sorry ass out of Hollywood for this one. What happened Rock, you get sick of doing movies that bomb in the box office? Rock, your nothing but a Sell-Out. I am going to do like I have done many of times before and make you tap out. I will send your ass packing back to Hollywood wishing you had my 3 I's.
Kurt now gets his face right up into the camera. With veins popping out of his neck and spit flying onto the camera, he begins to speak.
Kurt:Tonight, we....no....I am going to win this match. I will win if I have to do it all by my damn self. I will break everyones ankle if I have to. I am the Wrestlin' Machine....and I will not lose! Oh its true.....Its DAMN TRUE!
Kurt then smacks the camera and the screen goes black.
Kurt:Tonight at SNME, I am in an 8 man tag match. Let me just tell you, that this match is freaking ridiculous. I am being partnered up with some jokers. Aside from Brock Lesnar, look at the clowns I am paired up with. A freak who hides under peoples beds...and a farm boy. This match hurts all of my 3 I's. How can I be as intense as I can be with those jokers standing behind me? My Integrity is being made a joke of. But, my Intelligence is being tested. Yeah, I know exactly what the staff is doing. They want to see how well the Wrestlin' Machine can perform under pressure. But, I think I already proved that in the 1996 Olympics. But, back to the matter at hand.
Kurt looks up at the picture of RVD and smirks a little.He then begins to laugh.
Kurt:Lets look at number 1 of 4 opponents.Mr.ppv,The Whole Dam Show, Mr.420, RVD. You know, in my whole career, I have never had the chance to make your stoner ass tap out! But,tonight I get that chance. RVD, you may be a great entertainer, but I am Kurt Angle. I am the Wrestlin' Machine! And if your the unlucky punk thats in the ring with me when the time comes, I'm gonna break your freakin' ankle!
Kurt then walks away from the picture of RVD and over to another picture. A picture of The Deadman. Kurt smiles and begins to speak.
Kurt:Well, well, well. Who do we have here? Oh, its none other than The Undertaker. How many times did I make him tap? Yeah, I lost count too. Undertaker, no one is afraid of you. Your just a washed up has-been who wishes he could be the pure athlete I am. Taker', tonight is no different than the old days. I am gonna Angle Slam you, lock in the Ankle Lock, and make you TAP!
Angle laughs as he walks over to the picture of Bill Goldberg. He then gets a serious look on his face as he begins to speak.
Kurt:Goldberg, your a walking death trap. You never stop until you kill everything around you. Just like back in WCW, when you ended Bret Harts Carree with a damn illegal kick to his head. Thats when I lost all respect for you. I have never faced you, nor have I wanted to. Because I know when i get a hold of you I'm gonna rip you apart. Bill Goldberg, your an embarrassment to pro wrestling. And I plan to put a stop to your Carree just like you did Bret's.
Kurt rips the picture of Goldberg off the wall and walks over to another picture. A picture of The Rock.
Kurt:Last but not least, we have The Rock. I see we dragged his sorry ass out of Hollywood for this one. What happened Rock, you get sick of doing movies that bomb in the box office? Rock, your nothing but a Sell-Out. I am going to do like I have done many of times before and make you tap out. I will send your ass packing back to Hollywood wishing you had my 3 I's.
Kurt now gets his face right up into the camera. With veins popping out of his neck and spit flying onto the camera, he begins to speak.
Kurt:Tonight, we....no....I am going to win this match. I will win if I have to do it all by my damn self. I will break everyones ankle if I have to. I am the Wrestlin' Machine....and I will not lose! Oh its true.....Its DAMN TRUE!
Kurt then smacks the camera and the screen goes black.