Post by Shelton Benjamin on Aug 19, 2008 19:36:38 GMT -5
Hello everybody and welcome to the SNME Roast of Justin Tyger! Now maybe you know Justin Tyger to be a former SNME World Champion, or maybe you know him as that weird kid on AIM who IMs you and you find yourself hiding behind your computer chair for fear he'll see you're avoiding him. But either way he will always be that "in the closet" southern guy we all know and ignore.
I remember the first time I messaged Justin Tyger over AIM, it started off with "Hi I'm Shelton from SNME", his response was "BAH GAWD!" I had no idea what the hell he meant but all that kept going through my mind during our conversation was, "Doesn't this guy have somewhere else to be rather than talking to me?"
I first remember suspecting Justin's homosexuality when he sent me an IM asking me for a link to nude photographs of Orlando Jordan... He said they were "to trick his friend" but I knew better... Justin come out of that closet already, we know what kind of evil sexual fantasies you have about Kammy.
Justin always feels the need to be random, whether he's doing an RKO to his cats, asking how you made your CAW's name, or jacking off a homeless guy. Justin Tyger is like Rico was in WWE, everyone knows he's gay, he just doesn't say it.
I don't want to make Justin too mad, he may quit then come back two weeks later with some shoot promo no one will read. Justin Tyger has retired more times than Mick Foley and Terry Funk combined, the only difference is people care about Mick Foley and Terry Funk.
Okay, that was my part in this Roast and I'm sure a lot more people will want to get in on this but I'm done being mean for now. Justin you're one of my best E-Friends, I can always talk to you and have a good laugh while doing it, and I hope you have a great comeback.
I remember the first time I messaged Justin Tyger over AIM, it started off with "Hi I'm Shelton from SNME", his response was "BAH GAWD!" I had no idea what the hell he meant but all that kept going through my mind during our conversation was, "Doesn't this guy have somewhere else to be rather than talking to me?"
I first remember suspecting Justin's homosexuality when he sent me an IM asking me for a link to nude photographs of Orlando Jordan... He said they were "to trick his friend" but I knew better... Justin come out of that closet already, we know what kind of evil sexual fantasies you have about Kammy.
Justin always feels the need to be random, whether he's doing an RKO to his cats, asking how you made your CAW's name, or jacking off a homeless guy. Justin Tyger is like Rico was in WWE, everyone knows he's gay, he just doesn't say it.
I don't want to make Justin too mad, he may quit then come back two weeks later with some shoot promo no one will read. Justin Tyger has retired more times than Mick Foley and Terry Funk combined, the only difference is people care about Mick Foley and Terry Funk.
Okay, that was my part in this Roast and I'm sure a lot more people will want to get in on this but I'm done being mean for now. Justin you're one of my best E-Friends, I can always talk to you and have a good laugh while doing it, and I hope you have a great comeback.