Post by Trevor Murdoch on May 16, 2006 20:26:48 GMT -5
Camera starts looking around in a ranch on Texas. Then it spots a cow in the distance with a man behind it. It slowly zooms in and sees that the man is non other then Trevor Murdoch. He brands the cow with the Trevor Murdoch Logo and turns to look at the camera.
Oh! How ya'll doin? Trevor Murdoch here and news around the west is i got myself a little 8 man brawl this week. Let me tell you about brawls. When i was a young-in all i did was brawl with my 8 siblings. And a matter of fact I ALWAYS won. So it gets me thinking this week is Trevor Murdoch's big debut and I better make a big impression so with all that said I'm going to have to show you all how us Texans fight. So lets see what we got here... Undertaker....Ain't never herd of a wrestler who thinks he's dead. I ain't scared of no dead man so this Undertaker wont be a hard task for me. The Rock... oh have us Texans talked about The Rock... I've seen his movies and I don't like them much I actually broke my DVD in half..and thats what I plan on doing to The Rock! Bill Goldberg..former football player! Well in-case ya'll didn't know Trevor Murdoch was a football player for the local team. And well after the first game i single handedly took out the whole opposing team. Hell I took out my own team! Shows how tuff I can be! Now finally Rob Van Dam... Mr. Extreme..well if ya'll wanna see Trevor Murdoch go to the extreme then so be it! I will have to get a little hardcore with him..Hell I will go a bit extreme on his ass! Now with all that said.. I hope you all know that this week when Trevor Murdoch debuts...I will do nothing but impress each and everyone of you... I'm Trevor Murdoch...*Spits Tobacco* Ya'll think about that!
Camera starts to zoom out and then a branding of the words Trevor Murdoch comes across the screen. The camera then fades away.
Oh! How ya'll doin? Trevor Murdoch here and news around the west is i got myself a little 8 man brawl this week. Let me tell you about brawls. When i was a young-in all i did was brawl with my 8 siblings. And a matter of fact I ALWAYS won. So it gets me thinking this week is Trevor Murdoch's big debut and I better make a big impression so with all that said I'm going to have to show you all how us Texans fight. So lets see what we got here... Undertaker....Ain't never herd of a wrestler who thinks he's dead. I ain't scared of no dead man so this Undertaker wont be a hard task for me. The Rock... oh have us Texans talked about The Rock... I've seen his movies and I don't like them much I actually broke my DVD in half..and thats what I plan on doing to The Rock! Bill Goldberg..former football player! Well in-case ya'll didn't know Trevor Murdoch was a football player for the local team. And well after the first game i single handedly took out the whole opposing team. Hell I took out my own team! Shows how tuff I can be! Now finally Rob Van Dam... Mr. Extreme..well if ya'll wanna see Trevor Murdoch go to the extreme then so be it! I will have to get a little hardcore with him..Hell I will go a bit extreme on his ass! Now with all that said.. I hope you all know that this week when Trevor Murdoch debuts...I will do nothing but impress each and everyone of you... I'm Trevor Murdoch...*Spits Tobacco* Ya'll think about that!
Camera starts to zoom out and then a branding of the words Trevor Murdoch comes across the screen. The camera then fades away.