Post by Punk on May 12, 2006 22:20:42 GMT -5
The camera comes on as the lights dim,and a big spotlight shines on the curtain."The Cult Of Personality" blasts thru the P.A. system.Out of the curtain comes CM Punk.He does his pattented "X" sign, then continues down the ramp.
He gets in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle.
He then asks for a mic.The ring announcer had misplaced it,and this enraged Punk.
CM Punk:GIVE ME THE FUCKING MIC!!!!
The ring announcer found it,and rushed it over to Punk
CM Punk:So...I'm facing the legendary Sting, at SNME.Meh....Hes no legend in my book.Do you consider yourself a legend,Sting?I bet you do.You think your the cream of the crop.This big shot,who carries around a giant black bat,who comes down from the rafters.Yea,you may have had your time to shine, but this is MY TIME!Not yours not any one else's,but mine.Now Sting,you may have been good in what,19...1985?But this is 2006....2006 is the year that I,CM Punk shines..not some washed up so-called "legend" who needs to come back to wrestling just to make a paycheck.Thats right Sting...I have talent,unlike you.I can actually lock in a submission.The last time I seen you wrestle and try to put in the Scorpion Deathlock,you almost broke your own leg.Did you lose your talent?Or did you just forget how to wrestle?See,if your gonna face me,your gonna need more than just 2 moves to keep me down.Scorpion deathlock,yea it hurts,but I can break it.Stinger Splash,worst move in wrestling history,all I have to do,is duck and you go flying over me.Cause I'm the better wrestler,and you know it,I know it,and even HBK back there knows it.You can't beat me Sting.
Punk goes over to the ropes, and just stands there looking at the fans.
CM Punk:Sting,look at these fans,I know your in the rafters looking down upon me.So if you have the balls,why don't you bring your wanna be "legend" ass down here so we can talk face-to-face!
The arena goes black as Sting's music plays.Punk can't believe it.He takes off his jacket,and he's ready for a fight here.
The music stops,and Punk starts to laugh...
CM Punk:Hahahahaha.Do you really think Sting,would come out here to face ME face to face....Well if you did,then you need to get a reality check.Stings afraid,just like half the locker room is.They are all afraid of ME!Hahaha.Cause I'm a snake...just when you think you got me,I stirke back,with full force.And everyone knows they can't handle a Straight Edge in the first place.So Sting,you better pray to whatever it is you pray to,and eat your vitamins,and hope to god you beat me,cause come Saturday,I'm gonna take your head off.I'm done.Theres nothing more to say about you Sting.Hit my music.
"Cult of Personality" hits,and Punk exits the ring.The starts to walk up the ramp.When suddenly he stops.He turns around and runs back to the ring.
CM Punk:Oh,I forgot,something has come to my attention.Sting,you like hanging people from the rafters huh?You like hanging people 75 feet above the ring?Well what you did to Randy Orton was just fucked up! Now if you try anything like that with me.You will be terribly mistaken for even trying.Cause after I would have gotten down,I would have hunted you down,something Randy didn't have the balls to do,but hes nothing like me.
Punk leaves the ring with mic in hand,and jumps the guardrail.He walks thru the crowd to the rafters,and he starts to climb up to the top.He makes it up,and begins to speak.
CM Punk:You see Sting,I'm not afraid of things like heights,and I'm sure you're not either,since you dwell up here,all night long till your big once in a lifetime promos,or your matches.
Punk is walking back and fourth on the rafters.
CM Punk:So Sting,as you can see,you can't beat me,I have a better arsenal of moves,I'm not afraid of heights,and certainly not afraid of you!!!!Come Saturday,you better wish you were never in this match with me,cause I will make your life a living HELL!!!!Which brings me to my next subject,Randy "The Legend Killer" Orton...
He takes the mic away from his mouth and sits down on the rafters.Half the fans start to cheer for Punk,as the other half chants F-U Orton.Punk climbs down from the rafters.He walks thru the fans,and jumps the guardrail,and gets back in the ring.
Fans:LETS GO PUNK CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP.......(REPEATS)
Fans:F-U Orton CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP......(REPEATS)
CM Punk:Yup thats right F-U Orton!!!Alright thats enough of that.Anyway,Orton,I know you and Sting have your grudge against each other,but if and only if you interfere in this match and cost me the match,oh the beating I give you will be far,far,FAR worse,then what I give to Sting.Orton,I can end your career just like that(snaps his fingers).But Sting,it won't matter,because he already lived his illustrious career.And If I ended it,then that just means i'm better than him,which I already know I am.Haha.
He looks behind himself at the fans,and gives them a little smirk.And brings the mic back up to his mouth and begins to speak again.
CM Punk:So Orton,I suggest you don't interfere,unless you wanna get beat down,like a government mule,as JR would say,haha.So Sting,Orton,continue your grudge outside of this match,cause it's my first match here in SNME,and I don't wanna lose because of some pretty boy,who "kills" legends for the hell of it.Now hit my.....Oh,wait a minute.Sting don't forget,I'M STRAIGHT EDGE, AND STRAIGHT EDGE MEANS I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!NOW,hit my music!
"Cult of Personality" plays, as Punk leaves the ring,and walks into the shadows of the stage.The camera fades to black.
He gets in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle.
He then asks for a mic.The ring announcer had misplaced it,and this enraged Punk.
CM Punk:GIVE ME THE FUCKING MIC!!!!
The ring announcer found it,and rushed it over to Punk
CM Punk:So...I'm facing the legendary Sting, at SNME.Meh....Hes no legend in my book.Do you consider yourself a legend,Sting?I bet you do.You think your the cream of the crop.This big shot,who carries around a giant black bat,who comes down from the rafters.Yea,you may have had your time to shine, but this is MY TIME!Not yours not any one else's,but mine.Now Sting,you may have been good in what,19...1985?But this is 2006....2006 is the year that I,CM Punk shines..not some washed up so-called "legend" who needs to come back to wrestling just to make a paycheck.Thats right Sting...I have talent,unlike you.I can actually lock in a submission.The last time I seen you wrestle and try to put in the Scorpion Deathlock,you almost broke your own leg.Did you lose your talent?Or did you just forget how to wrestle?See,if your gonna face me,your gonna need more than just 2 moves to keep me down.Scorpion deathlock,yea it hurts,but I can break it.Stinger Splash,worst move in wrestling history,all I have to do,is duck and you go flying over me.Cause I'm the better wrestler,and you know it,I know it,and even HBK back there knows it.You can't beat me Sting.
Punk goes over to the ropes, and just stands there looking at the fans.
CM Punk:Sting,look at these fans,I know your in the rafters looking down upon me.So if you have the balls,why don't you bring your wanna be "legend" ass down here so we can talk face-to-face!
The arena goes black as Sting's music plays.Punk can't believe it.He takes off his jacket,and he's ready for a fight here.
The music stops,and Punk starts to laugh...
CM Punk:Hahahahaha.Do you really think Sting,would come out here to face ME face to face....Well if you did,then you need to get a reality check.Stings afraid,just like half the locker room is.They are all afraid of ME!Hahaha.Cause I'm a snake...just when you think you got me,I stirke back,with full force.And everyone knows they can't handle a Straight Edge in the first place.So Sting,you better pray to whatever it is you pray to,and eat your vitamins,and hope to god you beat me,cause come Saturday,I'm gonna take your head off.I'm done.Theres nothing more to say about you Sting.Hit my music.
"Cult of Personality" hits,and Punk exits the ring.The starts to walk up the ramp.When suddenly he stops.He turns around and runs back to the ring.
CM Punk:Oh,I forgot,something has come to my attention.Sting,you like hanging people from the rafters huh?You like hanging people 75 feet above the ring?Well what you did to Randy Orton was just fucked up! Now if you try anything like that with me.You will be terribly mistaken for even trying.Cause after I would have gotten down,I would have hunted you down,something Randy didn't have the balls to do,but hes nothing like me.
Punk leaves the ring with mic in hand,and jumps the guardrail.He walks thru the crowd to the rafters,and he starts to climb up to the top.He makes it up,and begins to speak.
CM Punk:You see Sting,I'm not afraid of things like heights,and I'm sure you're not either,since you dwell up here,all night long till your big once in a lifetime promos,or your matches.
Punk is walking back and fourth on the rafters.
CM Punk:So Sting,as you can see,you can't beat me,I have a better arsenal of moves,I'm not afraid of heights,and certainly not afraid of you!!!!Come Saturday,you better wish you were never in this match with me,cause I will make your life a living HELL!!!!Which brings me to my next subject,Randy "The Legend Killer" Orton...
He takes the mic away from his mouth and sits down on the rafters.Half the fans start to cheer for Punk,as the other half chants F-U Orton.Punk climbs down from the rafters.He walks thru the fans,and jumps the guardrail,and gets back in the ring.
Fans:LETS GO PUNK CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP.......(REPEATS)
Fans:F-U Orton CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP......(REPEATS)
CM Punk:Yup thats right F-U Orton!!!Alright thats enough of that.Anyway,Orton,I know you and Sting have your grudge against each other,but if and only if you interfere in this match and cost me the match,oh the beating I give you will be far,far,FAR worse,then what I give to Sting.Orton,I can end your career just like that(snaps his fingers).But Sting,it won't matter,because he already lived his illustrious career.And If I ended it,then that just means i'm better than him,which I already know I am.Haha.
He looks behind himself at the fans,and gives them a little smirk.And brings the mic back up to his mouth and begins to speak again.
CM Punk:So Orton,I suggest you don't interfere,unless you wanna get beat down,like a government mule,as JR would say,haha.So Sting,Orton,continue your grudge outside of this match,cause it's my first match here in SNME,and I don't wanna lose because of some pretty boy,who "kills" legends for the hell of it.Now hit my.....Oh,wait a minute.Sting don't forget,I'M STRAIGHT EDGE, AND STRAIGHT EDGE MEANS I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!NOW,hit my music!
"Cult of Personality" plays, as Punk leaves the ring,and walks into the shadows of the stage.The camera fades to black.