Post by nsr on May 12, 2006 16:18:23 GMT -5
*"El Capitan" blares over the sound system as Christopher Nowinski appears on the Titan Tron in a college classroom. He is standing behind a podium with a blackboard directly behind him. He is wearing his Harvard letterman's jacket, and he turns around to the blackboard, where the names "Angle" and "Tyger" are written.*
*Christopher Nowinski: "I welcome you, class, to Professor Nowinski's classroom. Tonight's lesson is not about the quadratic formula, or the big bang theory. No. Tonight, I'm here to teach the SNME about respect.
You see, I don't believe Kurt and Justin that you all know who I am. I am Christopher Nowinski. I am the only Harvard graduate in the history of the SNME. I singlehandedly won the first Elimination Chamber match in NHBWO history by defeating the top 5 superstars in the entire world. I was the only person in the history of wrestling to hold 4 titles...at one time. I hear you talking down on me like I am one of your children Angle....But I am your superior!
You see, I have come to the SNME for one reason, and one reason only. It is the same reason that I joined the WWE, and it is the same reason that I joined the NHBWO. I am here to be your savior. Because wrestling is not what it used to be. My heroes growing up constantly speak out on the state of professional wrestling, and I am here to bring back the honor and the prestige to the SNME. I'm here to honor Bruno Sammartino. I'm here to honor the British Bulldogs. I'm here to honor Lou Thesz.
So my first match in the SNME is against Justin Tyger and Kurt Angle. Kurt, you say how you never have heard of me. You say that I am a nobody here in SNME. Tonight, I want you to see how much of a threat that I am.
And Justin Tyger. I have a seat reserved for you right here in the front row of my classroom. I'm going to teach you that you should always respect your elders. I want you to understand that I am not a nobody....I am Christopher Nowinski.
So Angle...Tyger. I want you to look closely at your opponet for this evening. I want you to look right into the eyes...Of the next SNME World Champion.
Class dismissed."
*Christopher Nowinski: "I welcome you, class, to Professor Nowinski's classroom. Tonight's lesson is not about the quadratic formula, or the big bang theory. No. Tonight, I'm here to teach the SNME about respect.
You see, I don't believe Kurt and Justin that you all know who I am. I am Christopher Nowinski. I am the only Harvard graduate in the history of the SNME. I singlehandedly won the first Elimination Chamber match in NHBWO history by defeating the top 5 superstars in the entire world. I was the only person in the history of wrestling to hold 4 titles...at one time. I hear you talking down on me like I am one of your children Angle....But I am your superior!
You see, I have come to the SNME for one reason, and one reason only. It is the same reason that I joined the WWE, and it is the same reason that I joined the NHBWO. I am here to be your savior. Because wrestling is not what it used to be. My heroes growing up constantly speak out on the state of professional wrestling, and I am here to bring back the honor and the prestige to the SNME. I'm here to honor Bruno Sammartino. I'm here to honor the British Bulldogs. I'm here to honor Lou Thesz.
So my first match in the SNME is against Justin Tyger and Kurt Angle. Kurt, you say how you never have heard of me. You say that I am a nobody here in SNME. Tonight, I want you to see how much of a threat that I am.
And Justin Tyger. I have a seat reserved for you right here in the front row of my classroom. I'm going to teach you that you should always respect your elders. I want you to understand that I am not a nobody....I am Christopher Nowinski.
So Angle...Tyger. I want you to look closely at your opponet for this evening. I want you to look right into the eyes...Of the next SNME World Champion.
Class dismissed."