Post by thekingofkings on May 12, 2006 15:02:06 GMT -5
Medal blasts throughout the arena as The Olympic Gold Medalist comes from behind the curtain.He stops mid-ramp,and bends down.He then gets back up pointing at the sky with his fingers in the air.Fireworks shoot up in the form of a giant A.It does it 3 times then stops.Kurt continues walking down the ramp and walks up the steps.He stops,kisses his medal....then gets in the ring.He immediatly goes up to the top rope and holds out his arms while yelling.He walks over to the opposite corner and grabs a mic.
Kurt:Lets cut right to the chase!This-this is an outrage!This week,I am in a triple threat match.You see....in this triple threat match...we have 2 nobodies.First of all,we have Chris Nowinski.I dont even remember this clown having a match.Now,he might be a great scholar....but a 3-step equation isnt gonna break my damn ankle lock!This little bitch couldnt make it in the E so he got fired.Now...onto Justin Tyger.He may have been the last NHBWO champ...but thats because he never faced me.One on one...he has never or will never beat me.
This match is pointless.I am here to win gold...not wrestle young bloods.I have boots that I wore in the olympics older than them both.But you see,im not gonna stand out here and talk trash all night.I will let my actions do the talking when I break both of their damn Ankle's!Now,onto what I really came here to talk about.This punk ran his mouth to me,but has proved nothing to me.This Steroided up monkey is Chris Masters.Masters,I havent forgotten about our deal.Master Lock vs Ankle Lock.Next week,lets do it.We will finally settle the score.So Masters,after I handle my light work this Saturday,your next on my list to the top.Because I am the Wrestling Machine!And I will make anyone...and I mean ANYONE........TAP!Oh its true.....its DAMN TRUE.
Kurt drops the mic and puts his mouthpiece back in his mouth.He gets on the middle rope and extends his arms out and yells,"No One Can Beat Me!"He then kisses his medal and jumps down,ready to leave the ring.
Kurt:Lets cut right to the chase!This-this is an outrage!This week,I am in a triple threat match.You see....in this triple threat match...we have 2 nobodies.First of all,we have Chris Nowinski.I dont even remember this clown having a match.Now,he might be a great scholar....but a 3-step equation isnt gonna break my damn ankle lock!This little bitch couldnt make it in the E so he got fired.Now...onto Justin Tyger.He may have been the last NHBWO champ...but thats because he never faced me.One on one...he has never or will never beat me.
This match is pointless.I am here to win gold...not wrestle young bloods.I have boots that I wore in the olympics older than them both.But you see,im not gonna stand out here and talk trash all night.I will let my actions do the talking when I break both of their damn Ankle's!Now,onto what I really came here to talk about.This punk ran his mouth to me,but has proved nothing to me.This Steroided up monkey is Chris Masters.Masters,I havent forgotten about our deal.Master Lock vs Ankle Lock.Next week,lets do it.We will finally settle the score.So Masters,after I handle my light work this Saturday,your next on my list to the top.Because I am the Wrestling Machine!And I will make anyone...and I mean ANYONE........TAP!Oh its true.....its DAMN TRUE.
Kurt drops the mic and puts his mouthpiece back in his mouth.He gets on the middle rope and extends his arms out and yells,"No One Can Beat Me!"He then kisses his medal and jumps down,ready to leave the ring.