Post by "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan on May 3, 2006 16:33:51 GMT -5
The scene opens in the SNME arena. The show is underway and the fans are ready to see whats next. A video clip of what Chris Masters had to say about not fighting Carlito plays and as it finishes a spitting noise echoes through out the arena.
"I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!
You know what cool is
Your looking at it
Nothing beats being cool
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!
Carlito,Carlito,Carlito
Caribbean
You better be cool
When your Carlito
You do what you want
You take what you want
You better be cool
Cool like me
Carlito
Caribbean
Cool"
The Curtain flies open and out walks Carlito Caribbean Cool dressed and ready to fight. On his waist sits one half of the World Tag Team Titles, and in his left hand he carries a shiny red apple.The crowd instantly begin to boo him. As he walks along the stage he takes off his World Tag Team Title and holds it in the air for everyone to see. The fans boo him more and he begins to make his way down the aisle way. Fans attemp to high five him but he slaps their hands away and bows up at them. He laughs in many of their faces and begins to climb the ring steps. He walks along the ring apron pointing at certain people in the crowd and making fun of them. After doing that to a few people he steps into the ring through the top and middle ropes. He climbs the turnbuckle and raises the World Tag Team Title into the air as high as he can. We each smirk that comes across his face the crowd boo more and more. Carlito sort of laughs it off and climbs down from the turnbuckle. He places the title on his shoulder and asks for a microphone. One is throw to him and he catches it. his music begins to fade and a "Carlito Sucks" chant starts. Carlito once again smirks. As he looks around at all the ugly fat rednecks in the crowd he lifts the microphone to his mouth to speak.
Carlito: What are you fat rednecks booing at? You're all just what I suspected, typical fat Americans. It never changes here in America and that is a shame. America is full of fat lazy people like yourselves, but tonight I rest my case. Tonight I have something else on mind, Chris Masters!
The fans boo instantly at the mentioning of that name and Carlito approves of it. He smiles at their reaction to Masters name and continues to speak.
Carlito: Tonight Carlito was scheduled to go one on one with "The Masterpiece", Chris Masters. Well what do you know, that no good piece of garbage backed out. You see Masters, thats not "COOL". Thats not "COOL" at all. I was looking forward to this match. I was looking forward to showing all of these SNME fans just what someone in the NHBWO is like. And do you people know what that is?
Crowd: They're not "COOL"!!!
Carlito: Thats exactly right. Its about time you idiots got something right. But anyways......Masters, I will not take no for an answer to this match. If I have to I will go back there and drag your pathetic ass out. And if you're not even here, then I'll go all the way to NHBWO head quarters and find you. I know where its at Masters. Don't you remember, I used to work for that sorry ass place. We were tag team champions there Chris. We were the best tag team ever to step foot into the NHBWO, but when it came time to choose sides I chose the better one. i chose the SNME.
The crowd cheer for Carlito and he somewhat smiles a them for a second.
Carlito: Oh shut up! I'm not up for some cheap pops tonight. I'm here to deliver an ass kicking to someone of the NHBWO. I'm here to wage war on a former best friend. I'm here to destroy "The Masterpiece", and thats just what I'm going to do. i'm going to make you pay Chris. I'm going to make you see just how much of an idiot you are for staying with the NHBWO. Come on Masters. Bring your sorry ass on down here. I'm telling you Master. I don't care how afraid you are of me and the SNME, bring your sorry ass down here. I've been waiting to get my hands on you since the day you chose to stay with the NHBWO, and when I finally get my chance you're just going to back out??? I don't think so Chris. I don't care if you have to bring the whole NHBWO roster with you, I want a piece of you, and if I don't get it tonight Chris, I'm coming to NHBWO. I'll get to you one way or another, and that my friend is "COOL".
Carlito drops the microphone and the same spitting sound from earlier echos throughout the arena. The music begins to play and Carlito rolls under the bottom rope to the outside. He highfives a few random fans and makes his way back up the aisle way. He slings open the black curtain and disappears within an instant.
"I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!
You know what cool is
Your looking at it
Nothing beats being cool
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!
Carlito,Carlito,Carlito
Caribbean
You better be cool
When your Carlito
You do what you want
You take what you want
You better be cool
Cool like me
Carlito
Caribbean
Cool"
The Curtain flies open and out walks Carlito Caribbean Cool dressed and ready to fight. On his waist sits one half of the World Tag Team Titles, and in his left hand he carries a shiny red apple.The crowd instantly begin to boo him. As he walks along the stage he takes off his World Tag Team Title and holds it in the air for everyone to see. The fans boo him more and he begins to make his way down the aisle way. Fans attemp to high five him but he slaps their hands away and bows up at them. He laughs in many of their faces and begins to climb the ring steps. He walks along the ring apron pointing at certain people in the crowd and making fun of them. After doing that to a few people he steps into the ring through the top and middle ropes. He climbs the turnbuckle and raises the World Tag Team Title into the air as high as he can. We each smirk that comes across his face the crowd boo more and more. Carlito sort of laughs it off and climbs down from the turnbuckle. He places the title on his shoulder and asks for a microphone. One is throw to him and he catches it. his music begins to fade and a "Carlito Sucks" chant starts. Carlito once again smirks. As he looks around at all the ugly fat rednecks in the crowd he lifts the microphone to his mouth to speak.
Carlito: What are you fat rednecks booing at? You're all just what I suspected, typical fat Americans. It never changes here in America and that is a shame. America is full of fat lazy people like yourselves, but tonight I rest my case. Tonight I have something else on mind, Chris Masters!
The fans boo instantly at the mentioning of that name and Carlito approves of it. He smiles at their reaction to Masters name and continues to speak.
Carlito: Tonight Carlito was scheduled to go one on one with "The Masterpiece", Chris Masters. Well what do you know, that no good piece of garbage backed out. You see Masters, thats not "COOL". Thats not "COOL" at all. I was looking forward to this match. I was looking forward to showing all of these SNME fans just what someone in the NHBWO is like. And do you people know what that is?
Crowd: They're not "COOL"!!!
Carlito: Thats exactly right. Its about time you idiots got something right. But anyways......Masters, I will not take no for an answer to this match. If I have to I will go back there and drag your pathetic ass out. And if you're not even here, then I'll go all the way to NHBWO head quarters and find you. I know where its at Masters. Don't you remember, I used to work for that sorry ass place. We were tag team champions there Chris. We were the best tag team ever to step foot into the NHBWO, but when it came time to choose sides I chose the better one. i chose the SNME.
The crowd cheer for Carlito and he somewhat smiles a them for a second.
Carlito: Oh shut up! I'm not up for some cheap pops tonight. I'm here to deliver an ass kicking to someone of the NHBWO. I'm here to wage war on a former best friend. I'm here to destroy "The Masterpiece", and thats just what I'm going to do. i'm going to make you pay Chris. I'm going to make you see just how much of an idiot you are for staying with the NHBWO. Come on Masters. Bring your sorry ass on down here. I'm telling you Master. I don't care how afraid you are of me and the SNME, bring your sorry ass down here. I've been waiting to get my hands on you since the day you chose to stay with the NHBWO, and when I finally get my chance you're just going to back out??? I don't think so Chris. I don't care if you have to bring the whole NHBWO roster with you, I want a piece of you, and if I don't get it tonight Chris, I'm coming to NHBWO. I'll get to you one way or another, and that my friend is "COOL".
Carlito drops the microphone and the same spitting sound from earlier echos throughout the arena. The music begins to play and Carlito rolls under the bottom rope to the outside. He highfives a few random fans and makes his way back up the aisle way. He slings open the black curtain and disappears within an instant.