Post by bigpoppapump on Apr 28, 2006 22:48:54 GMT -5
The Screen Fades in to the back stage with Scott Steiner and SNME Interviewer Matt Miller. Steiner, Midajah and Miller are around a TV.
Miller: Big Poppa pump you requested me to come back here but why?
Steiner: Hey listen here chump, I'm Big Poppa Pump and I do all the talking around here.
Steiner pushes miller back and grabs the microphone
Steiner:Alright so last week that big ape Batista got a taste of the Steiner Recliner. I made him blackout I killed the animal (Steiner raises his head and laughs). So this week when they told me I had another tag team match against him. Me and Triple H take on the two biggest punks in SNME. Y2J and Batista well I decided to take a little trip to Batista to get to know him a little better. Good thing I got it all on tape. So all my freaks can watch it HA HA(Steiner laughs)
Midijah hands Scott the tape. Scott hands Matt Miller the tape. Matt Miller puts the tape in as the screen fades to the video
The Screen shows Stenier in front of a nice house.
Steiner: Where here in Washington DC. Home of Batista the man I made black out last week. Me and my favorite freak Midajah decided to give Batista a little visit.
We see Scott ring the door bell several times. He then starts to beat on the door. Then we see a frustrated Steiner walk back to the driveway where a black Dodge Ram is parked Steiner: Good thing Triple H loaned me this
[/b] Steiner lifts a sledge hammer out of the bed of the Ram. Steiner walks to the door and raises the hammer and smashes the Doorknob destroying the Lock. Steiner and the Filmer(Midajah) both walk into the house.Steiner: Hello Is anybody HOME?? Big Poppa Pump is in the house hollar if ya hear me!!!![/b] [/center] The video cuts back to Steiner laying back in a recliner. In front of a 42" screen TV.
Steiner: Theres a lot of things Big Poppa Pump, The Generic Freak Scott Steiner enjoys. Women, Fine Dinning , Fast Cars but one thing I really enjoy is Relaxing If I not Whupping Punks asses or Pleasing my Freaks I'm usual chilling back watching TV. Lets see whats on now!
Steiner takes the remote and turns the tv on. On the TV some wrestling match is going on Godfather and Shannon Moore are seen on the screen. Steiner jumps up from the couch as he throws his hands up
Steiner: What the hell is this S---. I thought they canceled this s---ty wrestling program!!!!!!!! I know how to fix this s---!!!!
Steiner in a rage pushes the TV Over on its side causing sparks to fly as it crashes to the floor.
Steiner: Well Batista looks like you need a new TV!.(There is a few moments of silence as Steiner relaxes in the Recliner.) Hey Midajah this Chair is mighty comfortable come on over to The Big Bad Booty Daddy.
The Camera is cut off. The Camera cuts back on to show Steiner zipping his pants up.
Steiner: Alright now we gotta continue are tour of the Batista house. Next we have here is the Kitchen.
Steiner walks over to the Pantry,s and Fridge area and searches for food. "Dave what do you eat there ain't S--- in here!" We continue to see Steiner toss boxes an d cans of food on the floor.
Steiner: Here we go Frosted Flakes a good Cereal. (Steiner gets a bowl and starts to pour the cereal he then goes to the fridge for Milk)
Steiner: WHAT THE HELL!!!!! No Milk! Cereal sucks without Milk. Freakzilla dont eat Cereal with out Milk (Steiner throws the bowl down on the ground with the rest of the food items he didn't like)
Steiner stands in anger as he looks around bored. He then takes a seat on the Kitchen Table
Steiner: Hey Midajah! This Kitchen table dont feel too bad. You up for a good time with BIG POPPA PUMP?
The Camera is cut off and then returns as we see Steiner zipping his pants up again
Steiner: Well all my Freaks watching this I hope your having as good as time as I am on this tour. Next room is the final room of are tour. Batista,s bedroom.
We see Steiner walk in a room with a huge bed. Steiner sees a picture of a women hanging on the wall.
Steiner: Man Dave your wifes super hot. Do me a favor tell her if she wants to step up from a boy to a man hollar at the Big Booty Daddy warn her she has to wait in line behind the other million freaks! (Steiner Looks around for a few moments then he lays down on the bed) Man this bed is very nice. Hey Midajah how about another round with BIG POPPA PUMP, FREAKZILLA SCOTT STEINER?
The Camera is cut off. It comes back we see Steiner and Midajah under the covers we see them rise up.
Steiner: Well This is the end of the tour for you guys. I hope you had as much fun as I did but I think me and my favorite freak are going to spend a little more time here if you know what I mean. HOLLAR IF YOU HEAR ME! (We then see a happy Steiner and Midajah go back under the covers as the Camera cuts off)
The Screen then comes back to the Backstage area as a smiling Steiner is holding the mic as Midijah stands by him
Steiner: Ha Ha(Laughing) what a great tour. Batista Ive already had some fun at your place but I tell you I'm going to have more fun this Saturday when me Big Poppa Pump, Freakzilla Scott Steiner and The King of Kings Triple H take on you and your little Butt Buddy Y2 GAY I mean J my bad. If you think last week was bad that was nothing cause I proved last week I was the True Genetic Freak and now I have to face you again dont worry cause next week you wont be coming back. I'm taking you out for good because theres only room enough for one of us and trust me its me The Big Bad Booty Daddy. Also for Chris Jericho you think you are so great well know what wait till i get your little punk ass in the Steiner Recliner youll finally realize that I am the most power full force in SNME The Genetic Freak thats all I got to say about that. This goes out to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler, if you hear me! (Scott Steiner Starts to walk away but comes back) Oh Yeah Batista if you find any Stains around the house thats all Courtesy of the Big Bad Booty Daddy!!! (Steiner Walks away from the Camera)
Matt Miller looks into the camera in shock