Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 28, 2006 21:04:07 GMT -5
The camera abruptly cuts to a scene of a large grassy plain. Tall, dry grass fills up most of the plain, with grazing animals munching on the tall strands. The camera slowly rotates, and catches a muscular, tan animal stalking its way through the tall grass. The grazing gazelle, zebra, and wildebeest hear the snapping of a twig, and immediately snap their heads up, attentive to the potentially dangerous noise. All of a sudden, a large, deafening roar blares over the dry plain. The grazing animals bolt away form the noise, sprinting as fast as they can. A massive, ripped torso breaks through the grass, and reveals itself: a lion. It roars powerfully across the plain, scaring the savannah birds out of the trees, stirring the fish in the water, panicking the herd. The beast begins trotting out of the grass, and then begins to sprint after the meaty herd animals. A gazelle trips over a small rock, twisting its ankle. The lion pounces without hesitation, and rips open the unfortunate animal. The gazelle weakly squeals before the blood loss and fear take its life. The lion, mouth stained by blood, raises his glorious head up, and roars. Out of nowhere, a rhino rushes out from the plain, and gores the lion in its side, ripping open its flesh. The lion grunts in pain, then scrambles to its feet. The rhino charges at the lion again. This time, the lion catches the rhino, and dodges the attack, sending the charging beast into a tree. The lion seizes the opportunity, and springs onto the rhino’s back. He begins to rip open the gray, hard skin. The rhino throws the lion off, sending the proud creature into the brush. Once again, the rhino rears up its leg, and stampedes towards the down lion. Using its last ounce of energy, the lion manages to swipe the rhino across the neck with his razor sharp claws. Unfortunately, the horn of the rhino digs deeply into the lower torso of the lion. The dust wispily begins blowing in the air, after being stirred by the fight. The camera pans across the deserted plain, but is abruptly stopped by a low grunt. It turns around, and catches the lion slowly picking itself back up to his feet. He slowly drags himself towards the fallen rhino, and weakly springs up on top of the carcass. After gathering his strength, the lion unleashes a dominating roar, proclaiming its kingship over the land.
The screen fades to black, and cuts to a smiling Chris Jericho, stationed comfortably in his luxurious home. He is lounging on his green couch, watching a nature special on TV. Chris shuts the television off, the tosses the clicker on the other side of the couch.
The screen fades, and cuts to a commercial break.
The screen fades to black, and cuts to a smiling Chris Jericho, stationed comfortably in his luxurious home. He is lounging on his green couch, watching a nature special on TV. Chris shuts the television off, the tosses the clicker on the other side of the couch.
Jericho: “What you just saw represents Chris Jericho. Hit from behind, but still manages to make the kill. Last week, after I had been pinned by HHH, he hit me like a coward with his world title belt. Triple H, you managed to one up me. You managed to one up your only challenge to the World Title. But you didn’t get the job done. Like in this clip, the rhino gored the lion. But what happened? The lion got right back up. Well Triple H, I got right back up. You drilled me with that belt, just like the rhino rammed the lion with his horn. You may have injured me, but it didn’t keep me down. This week I team with “The Animal” Batista, the man who I brought into this company. You team up with that steroid taking assclown Steve Steiner. It’s Steve right? Oh yeah, Scott Steiner. I just don’t remember you. Who are you? Didn’t you like wrestle in WCW? Yeah, with all the other assclown old men who couldn’t get a job anywhere else. I got out of that hell hole as soon as possible. Batista and I have a lot in common. For one, we both compare ourselves to animals. That is exactly what we are in the ring. We take no mercy, we give no mercy. God dammit, if you are about to drill me with your damn sledgehammer, do it! Or I will pounce up and beat the living hell out of you! Triple H, you have a complex mind. You think that if you hit a person with a belt, it will keep them down for good. What am I doing now? You just pissed me off. I am now no longer just that plain old lion you see scrounging the plains for a dead carcass; I am the king of beasts! When I am pissed, I roar, and I show my dominance. When I am hungry, I go out and rip the god damn head off of whatever creature there is. I am hungry. I am starving. And guess what I am craving? I am hungry for the World Heavyweight Championship! Triple H and Scott Steiner; bring your rifles, because the “Lion Heart” and “The Animal” are not going down without a fight. And that I guarantee. The King of Lions always wins the fight.”
The screen fades, and cuts to a commercial break.