Post by undertaker on Apr 28, 2006 16:42:53 GMT -5
*Glass shatters and out comes Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin is at the top of the entrance way and already the crowd has erupted in to AUSTIN chants. Stone Cold makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. He walks to the first corner and gets up on the second turnbuckle and does his traditional 2 finger salute, as he does the same thing to all three other corners.*
*Austin grabs the microphone from the announcer*
Austin: At Saturday Night's Main Event I have to face JBL in a brass knuckles match.
Crowd: WHAT!
Austin: I said a brass knuckles match. I can assure you JBL by the end of this match you will know what AUSTIN 3:16 stands for.
Crowd: WHAT!
Austin: It seems like some people in SNME, like to keep bringing up the fact that I took my ball and went home, and you know what.
Crowd: WHAT!
Austin: It's really starting to PISS ME OFF! I can assure you this, I will be at SNME and I will show up for the brass knuckles match. I can tell you right now JBL, that this match will not be a wrestling match, it will be more like a street fight, and if your little assistant Amy Weber decides to get involved, I won't think twice about knocking her on her little ass and giving her a stunner. There will be blood shed and broken bones. I am going to take my right fist and I am going to shatter your face. Then I am going to take my left fist I will do everyone a favor and shatter your jaw, so you will no longer be able to talk. Then I'm going to open you so there blood everywhere. Then as you lay in the middle of the ring a bloody broken mess, thinking to yourself *Why did I take this match* I'm going to pick you up ever so slightly, put your head on my shoulder, drop you with the Stone Cold Stunner and then cover you 1-2-3. Stone Cold is still undefeated.
Austin: Now that I have told you what will happen in the match, let me describe to you what might happen after the match is over. I saw what you did to that snake, you cut it's head off. Well JBL you better hope as soon as I you here the bell ring to end the match that you get out as fast as you can, because I am going to do the same thing that you did to that snake. Im going to cut your head off, but don't worry JBL it won't be the head that is on top of your shoulders, it'll be the one that is below your waist. And that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold Said So.................
*Austin gets a beer and goes up on the second turnbuckle and gulps it down. He now rolls out of the ring and up the ramp and to the backstage area*
*Austin grabs the microphone from the announcer*
Austin: At Saturday Night's Main Event I have to face JBL in a brass knuckles match.
Crowd: WHAT!
Austin: I said a brass knuckles match. I can assure you JBL by the end of this match you will know what AUSTIN 3:16 stands for.
Crowd: WHAT!
Austin: It seems like some people in SNME, like to keep bringing up the fact that I took my ball and went home, and you know what.
Crowd: WHAT!
Austin: It's really starting to PISS ME OFF! I can assure you this, I will be at SNME and I will show up for the brass knuckles match. I can tell you right now JBL, that this match will not be a wrestling match, it will be more like a street fight, and if your little assistant Amy Weber decides to get involved, I won't think twice about knocking her on her little ass and giving her a stunner. There will be blood shed and broken bones. I am going to take my right fist and I am going to shatter your face. Then I am going to take my left fist I will do everyone a favor and shatter your jaw, so you will no longer be able to talk. Then I'm going to open you so there blood everywhere. Then as you lay in the middle of the ring a bloody broken mess, thinking to yourself *Why did I take this match* I'm going to pick you up ever so slightly, put your head on my shoulder, drop you with the Stone Cold Stunner and then cover you 1-2-3. Stone Cold is still undefeated.
Austin: Now that I have told you what will happen in the match, let me describe to you what might happen after the match is over. I saw what you did to that snake, you cut it's head off. Well JBL you better hope as soon as I you here the bell ring to end the match that you get out as fast as you can, because I am going to do the same thing that you did to that snake. Im going to cut your head off, but don't worry JBL it won't be the head that is on top of your shoulders, it'll be the one that is below your waist. And that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold Said So.................
*Austin gets a beer and goes up on the second turnbuckle and gulps it down. He now rolls out of the ring and up the ramp and to the backstage area*