Post by Mason Moore on Apr 26, 2006 14:39:17 GMT -5
**SNME comes back from commercial. Suddenly, the crowd waits for the next wrestler to come from the curtain to enlighten them with their talent.......Suddenly, "My time is now" by John Cena plays through the P.A. system and their is a 50/50 of boos and cheers. John Cena then walks down the ramp doing his "you can't see me" signature pose. John Cena then looks at the ring with a serious look on his face. John Cena then slides into the ring and goes on the top rope and does his signature pose. John Cena then asks Lilian Garcia to hand him a microphone**
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErwpzosFI4&search=John%20Cena (Cena's entrance theme song)
John Cena: "Yo, yo, yo check this out. Your boy John Cena has his first title oppurntuny this Saturday at Saturday Night Main Event. This might be my only chance at having a belt here at this moment. I promise to all of you SNME's fans that this match won't dissapoint. I am going to try to make this the best ever Custom title match for the ages. I've been through hell and back just to get to where I am today and I will be damned if I don't win this Saturday night."
**The crowd now boos and some of the crowd chants Cena, Cena, Cena**
John Cena: " Yo, yo, check this out. My opponents are supposed to make me scared when they say something like...... ". "At SNME I will make you look like a fool and I will show these people that i am for real?" "Man if I am supposed to fall for that then I must be one gullible S.O.B. Everybody knows that I can beat a person who eats worms as a living, a person that suplexes people just to have a job and a person who wasn't even in the big leagues like I am. Yo, Lethal, Taz and Jay Lethal, I got a rhyme for you guys so listen up. If you are slow in the mind then I will go as slow.....as......possible........"
**The crowd laughs at Cena's last comment**
John Cena: "Okay, here we go. My first rap is on "The suplex machine" they call Taz......
Yo, I'm that cat I'll cat him with more cork in his bat than Sammy Sosa. I'm too ghetto for merchandise, so kids make their own posters. Orlando fans are in the stands, throwing up those double hands, After the show Michael Cole is going to chase some boy bands. Hey Taz, calm down your man, you gotta tell him to slow down, He's got weird posters of N'Sync and he's falling in love with O-Town. I don't need to wrestle you, your choking yourself with your wristband. I ain't Orlando, but I got the magic stick. That means I'm respresenting your city when I grab my......"
Crowd: "Dick!!"
John Cena: "Now, to The Boogeyman......
Ya boy John Cena
Never turns down a fight,
And if you’re wrong,
He’s gonna make you right.
He'll bring you down
In a moment or two.
You’re all gonna lose
When he does the...."
Crowd: "F-U!!!"
John Cena: "Lastly.......Here is my rap on Jay Lethal.....
The champ is here
Doin what he does best
Rappin’ and punchin’ and you know the rest
The Chain Gang leader
And the ultimate survivor
His tunes are cool on their own
He don't need no......."
Crowd: "synthesizer!!!"
**"My time is now" by John Cena plays through the P.A. system as millions of John Cena fans and even haters get up to their feet and respect John Cena. John Cena does one final pose as SNME cameras slowly fade away.**
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErwpzosFI4&search=John%20Cena (Cena's entrance theme song)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErwpzosFI4&search=John%20Cena (Cena's entrance theme song)
John Cena: "Yo, yo, yo check this out. Your boy John Cena has his first title oppurntuny this Saturday at Saturday Night Main Event. This might be my only chance at having a belt here at this moment. I promise to all of you SNME's fans that this match won't dissapoint. I am going to try to make this the best ever Custom title match for the ages. I've been through hell and back just to get to where I am today and I will be damned if I don't win this Saturday night."
**The crowd now boos and some of the crowd chants Cena, Cena, Cena**
John Cena: " Yo, yo, check this out. My opponents are supposed to make me scared when they say something like...... ". "At SNME I will make you look like a fool and I will show these people that i am for real?" "Man if I am supposed to fall for that then I must be one gullible S.O.B. Everybody knows that I can beat a person who eats worms as a living, a person that suplexes people just to have a job and a person who wasn't even in the big leagues like I am. Yo, Lethal, Taz and Jay Lethal, I got a rhyme for you guys so listen up. If you are slow in the mind then I will go as slow.....as......possible........"
**The crowd laughs at Cena's last comment**
John Cena: "Okay, here we go. My first rap is on "The suplex machine" they call Taz......
Yo, I'm that cat I'll cat him with more cork in his bat than Sammy Sosa. I'm too ghetto for merchandise, so kids make their own posters. Orlando fans are in the stands, throwing up those double hands, After the show Michael Cole is going to chase some boy bands. Hey Taz, calm down your man, you gotta tell him to slow down, He's got weird posters of N'Sync and he's falling in love with O-Town. I don't need to wrestle you, your choking yourself with your wristband. I ain't Orlando, but I got the magic stick. That means I'm respresenting your city when I grab my......"
Crowd: "Dick!!"
John Cena: "Now, to The Boogeyman......
Ya boy John Cena
Never turns down a fight,
And if you’re wrong,
He’s gonna make you right.
He'll bring you down
In a moment or two.
You’re all gonna lose
When he does the...."
Crowd: "F-U!!!"
John Cena: "Lastly.......Here is my rap on Jay Lethal.....
The champ is here
Doin what he does best
Rappin’ and punchin’ and you know the rest
The Chain Gang leader
And the ultimate survivor
His tunes are cool on their own
He don't need no......."
Crowd: "synthesizer!!!"
**"My time is now" by John Cena plays through the P.A. system as millions of John Cena fans and even haters get up to their feet and respect John Cena. John Cena does one final pose as SNME cameras slowly fade away.**
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErwpzosFI4&search=John%20Cena (Cena's entrance theme song)