Post by slappy on Apr 24, 2006 14:58:22 GMT -5
*Bells ring and a limo comes out from the stage. The driver gets out and opens the door. Amy Weber steps out wearing a blue tanktop, black pants, black boots, a tan belt and her clipboard and JBL in a suit. They make their way to the ring*
JBL: I have to face Stone Cold Steve Austin *Cheers* in a brass knuckles match.
*WHAT!*
JBL: I'll beat him.
*WHAT!*
JBL: I just have to
*WHAT!*
JBL: hit him once with the
*WHAT!*
JBL: brass knucks and
*WHAT!*
JBL: give him the
*WHAT!*
JBL: That's
*WHAT!*
JBL: This isn't
*WHAT!*
JBL: Come on Amy.
*WHAT!*
*JBL and Amy run out of the ring*
*Later on in the night a taped promo is shown on the titantron*
JBL: Now, you ignorant jag offs can't interupt me. There are three undefeated men in SNME. Me, Austin and Scott Steiner. After this week's SNME, there will only be two undefeated men in the SNME. Me and Scott Steiner. If I win, I bet Austin complains that it wasn't fair that we got to use brass knucks. Or will he even show up, because you know how he gets when he has to lose, so I may just win by forefit. Either way a win is a win. Don't be a coward Austin, step it up for a change. Don't take your ball and go home. Take the ball and run with it. Well, run as far as you can until I give you the clothesline from hell. Steve, I can out drink you, out wrestle you and out smart you. You better be careful when you step in the ring with THE WRESTLING GOD!
*Amy Weber is holding a bag and is shaking, she throws the bag down and a snake comes out of it*
JBL: Look what we have here. A rattlesnake. *JBL picks it up* I bet this snake is tougher than you Austin.*JBL reaches behind himself, grabs a knife and slices the snakes head off* Austin, see what I just did to the snake? Well, the same thing will happen to you at SNME.
JBL: I have to face Stone Cold Steve Austin *Cheers* in a brass knuckles match.
*WHAT!*
JBL: I'll beat him.
*WHAT!*
JBL: I just have to
*WHAT!*
JBL: hit him once with the
*WHAT!*
JBL: brass knucks and
*WHAT!*
JBL: give him the
*WHAT!*
JBL: That's
*WHAT!*
JBL: This isn't
*WHAT!*
JBL: Come on Amy.
*WHAT!*
*JBL and Amy run out of the ring*
*Later on in the night a taped promo is shown on the titantron*
JBL: Now, you ignorant jag offs can't interupt me. There are three undefeated men in SNME. Me, Austin and Scott Steiner. After this week's SNME, there will only be two undefeated men in the SNME. Me and Scott Steiner. If I win, I bet Austin complains that it wasn't fair that we got to use brass knucks. Or will he even show up, because you know how he gets when he has to lose, so I may just win by forefit. Either way a win is a win. Don't be a coward Austin, step it up for a change. Don't take your ball and go home. Take the ball and run with it. Well, run as far as you can until I give you the clothesline from hell. Steve, I can out drink you, out wrestle you and out smart you. You better be careful when you step in the ring with THE WRESTLING GOD!
*Amy Weber is holding a bag and is shaking, she throws the bag down and a snake comes out of it*
JBL: Look what we have here. A rattlesnake. *JBL picks it up* I bet this snake is tougher than you Austin.*JBL reaches behind himself, grabs a knife and slices the snakes head off* Austin, see what I just did to the snake? Well, the same thing will happen to you at SNME.