Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Apr 23, 2006 10:16:18 GMT -5
**In the arena, austin Owens and Joey Styles are talking to the camera, a dark match has just wrapped**
JOEY STYLES
Well folks, last night we saw an AMAZING Turmoil. We witnessed many 4 or 5 star matches and a match which is being tipped as a Match of the Year candidate already
AUSTIN OWENS
Yes sir, Raven and John Cena tore the house down in a Hardocre Cup Quarter Final. We heard that Raven had to have FIFTY staples all over his body to close some of the wounds, and John Cena was treated in hospital last night for shock
JOEY STYLES
And this week we're going to see the next 2 in Paul Heyman's...well...wait a minute
**A heavy guitar riff has covered the arena, and then a drum beat kicks in. Billy Talent's "Devil In A Midnight Mass" rages through the speakers and Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage! The crowd go insane, several fans bowing to him, showing their utmost respect. The Evil Genius walks down to the ring, shaking some fans hands on the way down. He rolls in and grabs a mic and bows to the crowd. The music stops but Heyman cannot speak, as he is overhelmed by "Thank You Paul!" chants. The co-owner clears his throat and the chants stop**
PAUL HEYMAN
No...thank you
**The crowd roar again, giving Heyman a fantastic ovation. Heyman motions his arm to settle the crowd down and begins to speak once more**
PAUL HEYMAN
Last night was the beginning of the new Saturday Night's Main event and judging by the fantastic reviews, I think I can surely state that we are the hottest wrestling promotion in North America today!
**The crowd jump to their feet, cheering for SNME, even starting an "SNME" chant**
PAUL HEYMAN
But, we can't rest on our laurels. We may have proven ourselves last night, but we need to cement our reputation as the best around. So this Saturday, I will be brining the top matches again in the second batch of Hardcore Cup quarter finals. I gave you some cryptic clues last night, and you will get to see the stipulations when you see the card, but I want to talk about a prinicple, which this promotion and the tournament exploits. Making stars.
**Heyman clears his throat and holds the micorphone to his lips again**
PAUL HEYMAN
Last night, Jay Lethal & John Cena lost their respective matches. Yes, they may be out of the tournament, and out of centention for a World Title shot but are you really going to remember them for the outcome? Both men sacrificed EVERYTHING they had to get ahead. Yes, they may of lost but they are going to be remembered as some of the toughest bastards going in the business and anyone would be stupid not to let them shine once more. And there is only one person you have to thank for that..me
**Heyman has his big grin on his face and the crowd eat it up chanting "Heyman! Heyman!" at the top of their voices**
PAUL HEYMAN
Look at my track record. The Undertaker. Brock Lesnar. Practically EVERYONE that has been in the ECW locker room. If it wasn't for me, they would be nobodies, I am the biggest starmaker in the wrestling industry today. But, in the past few years I've been concentrating on the actual business side and creative side, making shows you all want to see. But, now it is time for that to change. I'm calling all the rookies in the business out. I know there are plenty in the locker room now, and plenty that watch SNME and say "God damn, I want to be there". I'm calling you out, come to SNME, and show the talent you think you possess. I'm in the mood for making some stars, this is like god damn American Idol here. Think of me as the Simon Cowell of the wrestling industry, come here, have a try-out and put your money where your mouth is. This is a land of oppertunity and there is no bigger oppertuntiy then this. There are no dates for this, but the sooner the better. To steal an old English saying - come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.
**Heyman drops the microphone and stares straight into the camera. Billy Talent starts playing once again, and the crowd go wild. The cameras go back to the announce table**
AUSTIN OWENS
Wow, Paul Heyman wants to make a star again
JOEY STYLES
I saw what he did in ECW, he really is amazing at this sort of thing. I think he's going to pick a superstar and almost mentor him
AUSTIN OWENS
Well, this can only be good for SNME. We'll be back right after this commercial!
**The camera fades to black**
JOEY STYLES
Well folks, last night we saw an AMAZING Turmoil. We witnessed many 4 or 5 star matches and a match which is being tipped as a Match of the Year candidate already
AUSTIN OWENS
Yes sir, Raven and John Cena tore the house down in a Hardocre Cup Quarter Final. We heard that Raven had to have FIFTY staples all over his body to close some of the wounds, and John Cena was treated in hospital last night for shock
JOEY STYLES
And this week we're going to see the next 2 in Paul Heyman's...well...wait a minute
**A heavy guitar riff has covered the arena, and then a drum beat kicks in. Billy Talent's "Devil In A Midnight Mass" rages through the speakers and Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage! The crowd go insane, several fans bowing to him, showing their utmost respect. The Evil Genius walks down to the ring, shaking some fans hands on the way down. He rolls in and grabs a mic and bows to the crowd. The music stops but Heyman cannot speak, as he is overhelmed by "Thank You Paul!" chants. The co-owner clears his throat and the chants stop**
PAUL HEYMAN
No...thank you
**The crowd roar again, giving Heyman a fantastic ovation. Heyman motions his arm to settle the crowd down and begins to speak once more**
PAUL HEYMAN
Last night was the beginning of the new Saturday Night's Main event and judging by the fantastic reviews, I think I can surely state that we are the hottest wrestling promotion in North America today!
**The crowd jump to their feet, cheering for SNME, even starting an "SNME" chant**
PAUL HEYMAN
But, we can't rest on our laurels. We may have proven ourselves last night, but we need to cement our reputation as the best around. So this Saturday, I will be brining the top matches again in the second batch of Hardcore Cup quarter finals. I gave you some cryptic clues last night, and you will get to see the stipulations when you see the card, but I want to talk about a prinicple, which this promotion and the tournament exploits. Making stars.
**Heyman clears his throat and holds the micorphone to his lips again**
PAUL HEYMAN
Last night, Jay Lethal & John Cena lost their respective matches. Yes, they may be out of the tournament, and out of centention for a World Title shot but are you really going to remember them for the outcome? Both men sacrificed EVERYTHING they had to get ahead. Yes, they may of lost but they are going to be remembered as some of the toughest bastards going in the business and anyone would be stupid not to let them shine once more. And there is only one person you have to thank for that..me
**Heyman has his big grin on his face and the crowd eat it up chanting "Heyman! Heyman!" at the top of their voices**
PAUL HEYMAN
Look at my track record. The Undertaker. Brock Lesnar. Practically EVERYONE that has been in the ECW locker room. If it wasn't for me, they would be nobodies, I am the biggest starmaker in the wrestling industry today. But, in the past few years I've been concentrating on the actual business side and creative side, making shows you all want to see. But, now it is time for that to change. I'm calling all the rookies in the business out. I know there are plenty in the locker room now, and plenty that watch SNME and say "God damn, I want to be there". I'm calling you out, come to SNME, and show the talent you think you possess. I'm in the mood for making some stars, this is like god damn American Idol here. Think of me as the Simon Cowell of the wrestling industry, come here, have a try-out and put your money where your mouth is. This is a land of oppertunity and there is no bigger oppertuntiy then this. There are no dates for this, but the sooner the better. To steal an old English saying - come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.
**Heyman drops the microphone and stares straight into the camera. Billy Talent starts playing once again, and the crowd go wild. The cameras go back to the announce table**
AUSTIN OWENS
Wow, Paul Heyman wants to make a star again
JOEY STYLES
I saw what he did in ECW, he really is amazing at this sort of thing. I think he's going to pick a superstar and almost mentor him
AUSTIN OWENS
Well, this can only be good for SNME. We'll be back right after this commercial!
**The camera fades to black**