Post by "The Animal" Batista on Mar 26, 2006 20:31:07 GMT -5
**A camera goes backstage to show a hallway. There are a few staff members lurking around; they seem to be doing nothing. Suddenly, out from the corner come Randy Orton. He has on his ring tights and a black ‘Legend Killer’ t-shirt. He slowly walks through the staff members, looking at them occasionally and raising his eyebrow.**
Randy: You know, I’m glad to be here on Saturday Night’s Main Event. I finally feel welcome; but there are some people who make me sad.
**Orton sarcastically says; smiling and raising his left eyebrow. He walks over to a table of food and grabs a plate and some utensils. He slowly walks down the buffet, grabbing some chicken, fruit, and corn. He comes to a coffee pot and grabs a cup. All of a sudden a worker pumps into Orton, causing him to spill the coffee on his shirt.**
Worker: Oh, I’m really sorry sir. Here, let me help you.
**The worker grabs some napkins and tries to wipe Orton off. Orton brushes his hands away as a look of fury comes across his face.**
Orton: Don’t touch me you ass. How dumb are you? Do you even know who I am?
** The worker backs off as fright gleams in his eyes**
Worker: No sir.
Orton: I’m The Legend Killer, Randy Orton, and you just made a huge mistake.
**Orton pours a cup of coffee, then he splashes the hot coffee all over the workers face; instantly causing the man to scream in pain. As the man hops around trying to regain feeling of his face, Orton leaps high in the air and nails the innocent man with a deadly RKO. The man lays unconscious as Orton takes off his ruined shirt. He straightens the shirt, making it into a rope, and begins to strangle the knocked out employee. As the man gags for dear life, he passes out yet again, Orton finally releases the hold. He breathes heavily and smiles at the camera.**
Orton: That’s what you get for pissing me off. I face John Cena and Samoa Joe this Saturday, well I’m sending a message to them. I can do whatever the hell I want, you know why? Because I’m the best damn thing this company has. Cena, you’re a thug punk and you think you can rap. You suck man, how many records did you even cell. The only people who bought them were the homeless shelter to provide “fake entertainment” to the wigger orphans who’s parents hate them.**Orton smiles at the horrible comment.** And Joe, you’re a fat ass. You shouldn’t be here, you should be back in your country where you belong. Go back to Hawaii fat man, stop invading our country. Go eat lots of food back there and dance in your skirts. How much do you way seriously? Maybe you and Cena can go to the homeless shelter and give food and entertainment to the poor children who the world has forgot about. But anyways, this Saturday, I will make my impact here, and I will show everyone that I am going to be the next……World champion.
**Orton raises his arms high in the air and spreads to out, doing his signature taunt. He smiles at the camera, but is disturbed by a moaning in the background. He turns to see the man trying to raise to his feet, Orton kicks him in the head; causing the man to lay back unconscious. The camera makes a quick transition to the ring, showing the two men in the ring; staring at the Titan Tron. Suddenly “Burn in My Light” by Mercy Drive blares over the P.A. system. The arena turns gold as Orton appears on the ramp; doing The Legend Killer pose.**
Randy: You know, I’m glad to be here on Saturday Night’s Main Event. I finally feel welcome; but there are some people who make me sad.
**Orton sarcastically says; smiling and raising his left eyebrow. He walks over to a table of food and grabs a plate and some utensils. He slowly walks down the buffet, grabbing some chicken, fruit, and corn. He comes to a coffee pot and grabs a cup. All of a sudden a worker pumps into Orton, causing him to spill the coffee on his shirt.**
Worker: Oh, I’m really sorry sir. Here, let me help you.
**The worker grabs some napkins and tries to wipe Orton off. Orton brushes his hands away as a look of fury comes across his face.**
Orton: Don’t touch me you ass. How dumb are you? Do you even know who I am?
** The worker backs off as fright gleams in his eyes**
Worker: No sir.
Orton: I’m The Legend Killer, Randy Orton, and you just made a huge mistake.
**Orton pours a cup of coffee, then he splashes the hot coffee all over the workers face; instantly causing the man to scream in pain. As the man hops around trying to regain feeling of his face, Orton leaps high in the air and nails the innocent man with a deadly RKO. The man lays unconscious as Orton takes off his ruined shirt. He straightens the shirt, making it into a rope, and begins to strangle the knocked out employee. As the man gags for dear life, he passes out yet again, Orton finally releases the hold. He breathes heavily and smiles at the camera.**
Orton: That’s what you get for pissing me off. I face John Cena and Samoa Joe this Saturday, well I’m sending a message to them. I can do whatever the hell I want, you know why? Because I’m the best damn thing this company has. Cena, you’re a thug punk and you think you can rap. You suck man, how many records did you even cell. The only people who bought them were the homeless shelter to provide “fake entertainment” to the wigger orphans who’s parents hate them.**Orton smiles at the horrible comment.** And Joe, you’re a fat ass. You shouldn’t be here, you should be back in your country where you belong. Go back to Hawaii fat man, stop invading our country. Go eat lots of food back there and dance in your skirts. How much do you way seriously? Maybe you and Cena can go to the homeless shelter and give food and entertainment to the poor children who the world has forgot about. But anyways, this Saturday, I will make my impact here, and I will show everyone that I am going to be the next……World champion.
**Orton raises his arms high in the air and spreads to out, doing his signature taunt. He smiles at the camera, but is disturbed by a moaning in the background. He turns to see the man trying to raise to his feet, Orton kicks him in the head; causing the man to lay back unconscious. The camera makes a quick transition to the ring, showing the two men in the ring; staring at the Titan Tron. Suddenly “Burn in My Light” by Mercy Drive blares over the P.A. system. The arena turns gold as Orton appears on the ramp; doing The Legend Killer pose.**