Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 20:32:17 GMT -5
roleplay.. sorry its late, computer issues.
« Thread Started on Mar 3, 2006, 5:41pm »
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The cameras are shown backstage in a classroom, the cameras wait at the door. It’s Matt Striker, showing off his tag team title belts to the class.
Matt Striker- Now class, what you see in my hands is something that was earned. Can anyone in the class tell me what this is?
The class responds, all in unison.
Class- The NHBWO Tag Team Championship.
Striker smiles, and can’t help stop it. He looks to the door as there is a knock at it.
Matt Striker- Ah, here is my trusty substitute art teacher. Now class, he is not a regular art teacher, but he will show you the art of a great wrestling. From Moonsaults, to mat work, to basic moves, galore! This is my partner... KEVIN!
Kevin walks in with baggy pants, and a do rag on. He walks in with the tag team championship draped around his waist.
Matt Striker- Welcome to our class Kevin. Were all happy to see you. Please take a seat and get comfortable. See class, at our last knowledgeable session, we learned the word wrestling. That word meant nothing to the Hardy Boys, considering, they cannot wrestle at all. The are pathetic wrestlers, that walk around the ring acting as if they’re special Ed students. See, we keep the speds on the first floor, just incase their brains don’t make them do anything stupid. See, the Hardys are just like that. They think they are extreme, and amazing. Well I see them as worthless, pieces of SHIi... I mean poop. See myself and Kevin are the only great champions. Well, time for a new quiz! This will be a read aloud, which Kevin will read for you.
The student’s mone, as they clear their desks for the upcoming test that Striker has made for them. Kevin stands up and walks over to give loose-leaf to the students.
Kevin- The questions are...
Who will never defeat Matt Striker and Kevin?
Who is in the special Ed area of the school?
Who should never be allowed to step foot in OUR ring!
Kevin ends speaking, and collects all of the papers. Striker smiles and starts to look around the room.
Matt Striker-Excellent job class. You all passed with flying colors! The answers were... 1.) Everyone in NHBWO. 2.) The Hardy Boys. 3.) Hardy Boys.
Striker looks at Kevin, and asks him to stand at the chalkboard
Matt Striker- Class, please open your notebooks your definitions section. We will be added a new word to this section. Shelia, please go over to the dictionary and look up pathetic.
The girl walks over to the bookshelf and takes out the dictionary. She turns to the correct page and shows the definition to Striker. She walks back to her seat.
Matt Striker- Great job Shelia, that definition is correct. Kevin, please write this definition on the black board. The definition is:
Pathetic-(adj.) - horrible, cannot do a good enough job.
See class, this is how we describe the Hardys. They are low life, inconsiderate, pathetic wrestlers. They do not have an ounce of good wrestling in their weak bodies. They need to go to the gym or something, and get a set of these abs.
Striker pulls up his shirt, and shows his abs. All the kids, continually say ewe, and look away. Striker and Kevin laugh, as Striker pulls his shirt down.
Matt Striker- See class, that’s what a real wrestling body should look like. Jeff, Matt, as long as you are fighting each other, your just boosting our confidence to beat you even harder! See, when I hit you with a lung blower, or better known as the intense knowledge, you will be on the ground, wishing you had never… EVER… wrestled us in that ring.
Kevin and Striker start to laugh, as the camera fades to a black.
« Thread Started on Mar 3, 2006, 5:41pm »
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The cameras are shown backstage in a classroom, the cameras wait at the door. It’s Matt Striker, showing off his tag team title belts to the class.
Matt Striker- Now class, what you see in my hands is something that was earned. Can anyone in the class tell me what this is?
The class responds, all in unison.
Class- The NHBWO Tag Team Championship.
Striker smiles, and can’t help stop it. He looks to the door as there is a knock at it.
Matt Striker- Ah, here is my trusty substitute art teacher. Now class, he is not a regular art teacher, but he will show you the art of a great wrestling. From Moonsaults, to mat work, to basic moves, galore! This is my partner... KEVIN!
Kevin walks in with baggy pants, and a do rag on. He walks in with the tag team championship draped around his waist.
Matt Striker- Welcome to our class Kevin. Were all happy to see you. Please take a seat and get comfortable. See class, at our last knowledgeable session, we learned the word wrestling. That word meant nothing to the Hardy Boys, considering, they cannot wrestle at all. The are pathetic wrestlers, that walk around the ring acting as if they’re special Ed students. See, we keep the speds on the first floor, just incase their brains don’t make them do anything stupid. See, the Hardys are just like that. They think they are extreme, and amazing. Well I see them as worthless, pieces of SHIi... I mean poop. See myself and Kevin are the only great champions. Well, time for a new quiz! This will be a read aloud, which Kevin will read for you.
The student’s mone, as they clear their desks for the upcoming test that Striker has made for them. Kevin stands up and walks over to give loose-leaf to the students.
Kevin- The questions are...
Who will never defeat Matt Striker and Kevin?
Who is in the special Ed area of the school?
Who should never be allowed to step foot in OUR ring!
Kevin ends speaking, and collects all of the papers. Striker smiles and starts to look around the room.
Matt Striker-Excellent job class. You all passed with flying colors! The answers were... 1.) Everyone in NHBWO. 2.) The Hardy Boys. 3.) Hardy Boys.
Striker looks at Kevin, and asks him to stand at the chalkboard
Matt Striker- Class, please open your notebooks your definitions section. We will be added a new word to this section. Shelia, please go over to the dictionary and look up pathetic.
The girl walks over to the bookshelf and takes out the dictionary. She turns to the correct page and shows the definition to Striker. She walks back to her seat.
Matt Striker- Great job Shelia, that definition is correct. Kevin, please write this definition on the black board. The definition is:
Pathetic-(adj.) - horrible, cannot do a good enough job.
See class, this is how we describe the Hardys. They are low life, inconsiderate, pathetic wrestlers. They do not have an ounce of good wrestling in their weak bodies. They need to go to the gym or something, and get a set of these abs.
Striker pulls up his shirt, and shows his abs. All the kids, continually say ewe, and look away. Striker and Kevin laugh, as Striker pulls his shirt down.
Matt Striker- See class, that’s what a real wrestling body should look like. Jeff, Matt, as long as you are fighting each other, your just boosting our confidence to beat you even harder! See, when I hit you with a lung blower, or better known as the intense knowledge, you will be on the ground, wishing you had never… EVER… wrestled us in that ring.
Kevin and Striker start to laugh, as the camera fades to a black.