Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 20:24:31 GMT -5
The drums of Peroxwhygen slam into the eardrums of every one in the NHBWO arena once again as every one prepares for the arrival of the Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Hardy. The familiar green light bursts from the tunnel as he comes running from behind the curtain.
Hardy throws his hands in the air, soaking up the cheers from the fans. Every one in the arena is chanting, "HARDY! HARDY! HARDY!" at the top of their lungs. Hardy starts doing some crazy dance. He starts bagning his head, and throwing his hands in the air. He then goes down on all fours, and crawls towards the camera. He lashes a strange, frightening grin, and gets back p to his feet. He continues down the ramp some morw, and then starts taunting for the fans.
He continues down the ramp. bobbing his head to his theme music. He slides into the run, and jumps up to the second turnbuckle. Again, he taunts and poses for the crowd, as flashbulbs are going off like crazy. Hardy then jumps off the second rope and runs to the one on the opposite side. He goes into another pose as the flashbulbs go off again.
He jumps down from the second turnbuckle, and walks to the edge of the ring. He asks the time-keeper for a microphone. After the time-keeper gives him the mic, he raises it to his lips, and begins to speak.
"I am out here for one reason, and one reason only. And that is to get the attention of Matt Striker and Kevin! Last week on Saturday Night Turmoil, you beat my brother and I for the NHBWO Tag Team Championships."
The crowd boos. And Hardy nods his head, agreeing with the crowd.
"And this week on Turmoil, there will be a rematch, Striker and Kevin vs. The Hardy Boyz for the NHBWO World Tag Team Championships!"
The fans jump to there feet. They are going wild, and Hardy starts to speak again.
"I saw last Striker last week in his classroom, teaching all of his little students about being a winner, and that he was going to win the NHBWO World Tag Team Championships on Turmoil. And Matt, it turns out that you were right. But guess what, Mr. Striker? Lightning never strikes the same place twice. And this week, you all will be getting another lesson. Not from Mr. Striker, but from Mr. Hardy!"
The crowd is loving it, and they give it up once again for the Charismatic Enigma. Hardy looks all around the arena, at all of the fans chanting his name.
"Matt, we all know that you are a teacher. You even have your own students, and you're own classroom. But I have my own students too, as long as my own classroom. But I don't teach in a school. I teach in the arena! And these people in the crowd are my students!"
Hardy pauses once again. The crowd is really into this, and what to know what's going to happen next. Hardy raises the mic again...
"And this weeks lesson, is about never giving up. And a perfect example of this, is last week on Turmoil. My brother and I were defending out Titles against Matt Striker and Kevin. It was a hard fought battle, but in the end the Hardy Boyz could not pull it off. Striker and Kevin were able to get the pin fall and take away the Hardy Boyz gold. And class, what do we think of Striker and Kevin?"
The crowd lets out a bellowing 'BOO!' as Hardy circles the microphone around in a circle.
"But now class, let's get down to it. This week, The Hardy Boyz get their second chance. We lost the gold last week, but this week the NHBWO Title's are coming back around the waists of the Hardy Boyz. And Striker, Kevin, you boys better be ready. Because The Hardy Boyz are coming to get out gold back, and you are going to get the best that the Hardy Boyz have, and I expect nothing less from you. Class is dismissed."
"Modest" pounds out of the speakers once again as Hardy drops the mic. He walks out of the ring and poses for the crowd as the flashbulbs explode again...
Hardy throws his hands in the air, soaking up the cheers from the fans. Every one in the arena is chanting, "HARDY! HARDY! HARDY!" at the top of their lungs. Hardy starts doing some crazy dance. He starts bagning his head, and throwing his hands in the air. He then goes down on all fours, and crawls towards the camera. He lashes a strange, frightening grin, and gets back p to his feet. He continues down the ramp some morw, and then starts taunting for the fans.
He continues down the ramp. bobbing his head to his theme music. He slides into the run, and jumps up to the second turnbuckle. Again, he taunts and poses for the crowd, as flashbulbs are going off like crazy. Hardy then jumps off the second rope and runs to the one on the opposite side. He goes into another pose as the flashbulbs go off again.
He jumps down from the second turnbuckle, and walks to the edge of the ring. He asks the time-keeper for a microphone. After the time-keeper gives him the mic, he raises it to his lips, and begins to speak.
"I am out here for one reason, and one reason only. And that is to get the attention of Matt Striker and Kevin! Last week on Saturday Night Turmoil, you beat my brother and I for the NHBWO Tag Team Championships."
The crowd boos. And Hardy nods his head, agreeing with the crowd.
"And this week on Turmoil, there will be a rematch, Striker and Kevin vs. The Hardy Boyz for the NHBWO World Tag Team Championships!"
The fans jump to there feet. They are going wild, and Hardy starts to speak again.
"I saw last Striker last week in his classroom, teaching all of his little students about being a winner, and that he was going to win the NHBWO World Tag Team Championships on Turmoil. And Matt, it turns out that you were right. But guess what, Mr. Striker? Lightning never strikes the same place twice. And this week, you all will be getting another lesson. Not from Mr. Striker, but from Mr. Hardy!"
The crowd is loving it, and they give it up once again for the Charismatic Enigma. Hardy looks all around the arena, at all of the fans chanting his name.
"Matt, we all know that you are a teacher. You even have your own students, and you're own classroom. But I have my own students too, as long as my own classroom. But I don't teach in a school. I teach in the arena! And these people in the crowd are my students!"
Hardy pauses once again. The crowd is really into this, and what to know what's going to happen next. Hardy raises the mic again...
"And this weeks lesson, is about never giving up. And a perfect example of this, is last week on Turmoil. My brother and I were defending out Titles against Matt Striker and Kevin. It was a hard fought battle, but in the end the Hardy Boyz could not pull it off. Striker and Kevin were able to get the pin fall and take away the Hardy Boyz gold. And class, what do we think of Striker and Kevin?"
The crowd lets out a bellowing 'BOO!' as Hardy circles the microphone around in a circle.
"But now class, let's get down to it. This week, The Hardy Boyz get their second chance. We lost the gold last week, but this week the NHBWO Title's are coming back around the waists of the Hardy Boyz. And Striker, Kevin, you boys better be ready. Because The Hardy Boyz are coming to get out gold back, and you are going to get the best that the Hardy Boyz have, and I expect nothing less from you. Class is dismissed."
"Modest" pounds out of the speakers once again as Hardy drops the mic. He walks out of the ring and poses for the crowd as the flashbulbs explode again...