Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 15:54:02 GMT -5
Turmoil RP: A Critique of Sorts...
« Thread Started on Feb 20, 2006, 10:32am »
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**The camera opens on a TV, replaying the Jay Hargreves/Matt Striker match. It finishes with Jay winning then the TV goes black. The camera pans around to see Jay Hargreves sitting on a chair, feet up, applauding himself. He begins to speak, without taking off his sunglasses or facing the screen**
JAY HARGREVES
How ironic was it...that the teacher didn't even bring his equipment for the class. Hell, he didn't even prepare anything. I could be arrogant and say that it was just because I intimidated him, but it could of been anyone out there, Matt Striker was just a coward. But anyway, I bet your wondering...where have I been? Well, I've been coming down with the flu and I wrestled that match sick. But thankfully, I'm OK now and I come back to see the Turmoil card, and my Night of Glory Custom Championship match has been brought forward and that piece of crap John Cena has been added to the mix
**Jay turns to the camera, and takes off his sunglasses**
JAY HARGREVES
Are you kidding me? What kind of company screwes over there roster like this? This is a disgrace, I wouldn't even expect it from a backyard federation. but you know, I got told a while ago, don't get mad, get even. so I am going to get even, I'm going to take it to the staff, I'm going to take it to the administration and I'm going to take it to Raven and John Cena. But you know, I'm still in a teaching mood so let's start with a bit of a lecture on these 2. Let's start with Raven, shall we?
**Jay turns the TV back on and we see highlights of his promo, which disgusted many viewers. Jay turns it off and the camera turns to him again**
JAY HARGREVES
Is that the kind of sick bastard you want representing this company? I mean "Hargreves Must Die" is a bit harsh isn't it? I mean come on, what a career change? You went from good old Johnny Polo to this, a disgusting, seemingly necrophiliac hardcore wannabe. What is your problem Raven, do you need psychiatric help? You whine and bitch and moan about how nobody trats you fairly and you like hurting people, but let's strip the facts. You are a rich kid that decided to give it up and then say that it wasn't your fault and your taking it out on everyone. Well you listen to me you little screwed up ass clown, you better put all your bitching to the back of your mind, clean up your ehad ebcause you need to bring your A game this Saturday. Not only do you have me, but you have John Cena, who I will get to in a moment. You have 2 challengers and if your concentrating too hard on how depressed you are or if you want to write a poem, then you will lose, and I will take your title. Raven, I am deadly serious I am going to beat you up. I want to hurt not just you, but anyone who gets in my way because I made a promise to be wearing gold soon and it's your problem that your lined up first.
**Jay turns the TV back on to see John Cena's latest music video. He turns it off and kicks the TV away straight away**
JAY HARGREVES
Christ what the hell is this crap? John, you naive little boy, I am going to set you straight on Saturday. no little rap is going to increase your chances of winning, no juking and jiving will help you win, you are on your own boy and you are screwed, really, really screwed. Let's look at you. Your move set consits of punches, rest holds and then an FU or the ghastly named STFU. I think even Stevie Wonder could see what comes next in your repetoire, I mean come on Cena. You are a white boy from Boston. you are not black, not from the ghetto, you are not tough, you are a juiced up (mentally and physically) moron, and the sooner you realise this, the better. But then again, you are the person that portrayed a robot in your original gimmick, aren't you?
**Jay laughs, then gets up**
JAY HARGREVES
You 2 are deluded beyond belief. And this Saturday, it's time you wisened up. I'm no lies, no bullshit, am truth. And I AM going to walk out this Saturday the Custom Champion, whether any of you like it or not. I will do whatever it takes, destroy whoever gets in my way because this is my destiny. And no white boy wannabe or spoiled rich brat is going to stop this. So boys, you've got 5 days to check up because I'm coming. And on Saturday both of you will be WIPED....OUT
**Jay walks off camera and the screen fades to black**
« Thread Started on Feb 20, 2006, 10:32am »
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**The camera opens on a TV, replaying the Jay Hargreves/Matt Striker match. It finishes with Jay winning then the TV goes black. The camera pans around to see Jay Hargreves sitting on a chair, feet up, applauding himself. He begins to speak, without taking off his sunglasses or facing the screen**
JAY HARGREVES
How ironic was it...that the teacher didn't even bring his equipment for the class. Hell, he didn't even prepare anything. I could be arrogant and say that it was just because I intimidated him, but it could of been anyone out there, Matt Striker was just a coward. But anyway, I bet your wondering...where have I been? Well, I've been coming down with the flu and I wrestled that match sick. But thankfully, I'm OK now and I come back to see the Turmoil card, and my Night of Glory Custom Championship match has been brought forward and that piece of crap John Cena has been added to the mix
**Jay turns to the camera, and takes off his sunglasses**
JAY HARGREVES
Are you kidding me? What kind of company screwes over there roster like this? This is a disgrace, I wouldn't even expect it from a backyard federation. but you know, I got told a while ago, don't get mad, get even. so I am going to get even, I'm going to take it to the staff, I'm going to take it to the administration and I'm going to take it to Raven and John Cena. But you know, I'm still in a teaching mood so let's start with a bit of a lecture on these 2. Let's start with Raven, shall we?
**Jay turns the TV back on and we see highlights of his promo, which disgusted many viewers. Jay turns it off and the camera turns to him again**
JAY HARGREVES
Is that the kind of sick bastard you want representing this company? I mean "Hargreves Must Die" is a bit harsh isn't it? I mean come on, what a career change? You went from good old Johnny Polo to this, a disgusting, seemingly necrophiliac hardcore wannabe. What is your problem Raven, do you need psychiatric help? You whine and bitch and moan about how nobody trats you fairly and you like hurting people, but let's strip the facts. You are a rich kid that decided to give it up and then say that it wasn't your fault and your taking it out on everyone. Well you listen to me you little screwed up ass clown, you better put all your bitching to the back of your mind, clean up your ehad ebcause you need to bring your A game this Saturday. Not only do you have me, but you have John Cena, who I will get to in a moment. You have 2 challengers and if your concentrating too hard on how depressed you are or if you want to write a poem, then you will lose, and I will take your title. Raven, I am deadly serious I am going to beat you up. I want to hurt not just you, but anyone who gets in my way because I made a promise to be wearing gold soon and it's your problem that your lined up first.
**Jay turns the TV back on to see John Cena's latest music video. He turns it off and kicks the TV away straight away**
JAY HARGREVES
Christ what the hell is this crap? John, you naive little boy, I am going to set you straight on Saturday. no little rap is going to increase your chances of winning, no juking and jiving will help you win, you are on your own boy and you are screwed, really, really screwed. Let's look at you. Your move set consits of punches, rest holds and then an FU or the ghastly named STFU. I think even Stevie Wonder could see what comes next in your repetoire, I mean come on Cena. You are a white boy from Boston. you are not black, not from the ghetto, you are not tough, you are a juiced up (mentally and physically) moron, and the sooner you realise this, the better. But then again, you are the person that portrayed a robot in your original gimmick, aren't you?
**Jay laughs, then gets up**
JAY HARGREVES
You 2 are deluded beyond belief. And this Saturday, it's time you wisened up. I'm no lies, no bullshit, am truth. And I AM going to walk out this Saturday the Custom Champion, whether any of you like it or not. I will do whatever it takes, destroy whoever gets in my way because this is my destiny. And no white boy wannabe or spoiled rich brat is going to stop this. So boys, you've got 5 days to check up because I'm coming. And on Saturday both of you will be WIPED....OUT
**Jay walks off camera and the screen fades to black**