Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 15:47:27 GMT -5
Turmoil RP 2/18/06: "Inner-Beast"
« Thread Started on Feb 15, 2006, 3:27pm »
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The crowd is in an uproar as the latest promo for the Beast Masters is shown.
The camera cuts to Joey Styles and Paul Heyman at the announce booth at the
top of the entrance ramp.
Joey: “Wow Paul, did you see that video? Chris Jericho and Batista in a tag team! What a team it will be!”
Paul: “I know Joey, this team is going to be blockbuster, and I have no doubt in my mind that the Beast Masters will take home the tag team gold.”
Joey: “Well they still have to go through newcomer Jeff Hardy and the NHBWO World CHampion Shawn Michaels!"
Paul: ‘Yeah well, this is going to be the first time that Jeff Hardy and Michales will be teaming up. No doubt they will have some communication issues. But this team of Batista and Jericho has the power and speed to take them down.”
The lights dim down to blue, and signal the coming of Chris Jericho.
The fans start to boo loudly as a countdown appears on the titan tron.
The timer starts at five, and works its way down to two.
At two, the video goes blank, and a ball is shown running down a tube. The ball reaches the end, and an outline of Y2J is shown.
“Break the Walls Down” by Fozzy screams over the arena as a massive explosion
goes off by the entrance curtain. Jericho steps out from behind the curtain and turns his
back to the crowd. One by one, Jericho spreads his arms out, until his form matches that of his outline in the video. With his arms still spread, Y2J spins around and faces the crowd.
Instead of pumping his elbows into his torso, Jericho brushes away the crowd with his hand. Chris slowly makes his way towards the ramp, where he stops at the top and peers around the crowd. After taking in all the boos, Jericho continues down the ramp in a slow manner. As if he likes the crowd booing, Y2J taunted the crowd by using Hulk Hogan’s patented ear cup taunt. Jericho struts down to the mat, where he flexes his arm for the nearby fans, only to shush them off with his hand again.
Jericho struts up the steel steps, and cockily mutters to himself. At the ring apron, Chris takes a couple of steps and swings around on the ropes. While coolly leaning back on the three ropes, Jericho starts spitting out insults out the crowd and calls himself the “King of the World”. He slowly hooks his leg under the top rope, and ducks under it, completing the transition into the ring.
Chris cockily walks over to the turnbuckle where he climbs up and beats his chest to the crowd and calls himself a “Sexy Beast”.
Y2J drops off the turnbuckle and walks over to the side of the ring where he beckons for a microphone. He snatches it from the worker and calls him an “assclown” for being slow.
Jericho lifts the mic up to his mouth, but drops it back down due to the deafening boos from the crowd. Finally, Chris just starts to speak into the mic:
Y2J: “Shut up you assclowns! (Fans start to boo louder) Chris Jericho, the next World Champion and Tag Team Champion is speaking! You fans must be too stupid to understand what I’m saying. Let me put it into simpler words; WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!” (The fans start to boo even louder, and even start some “asshole” chants”
Jericho drops the mic down again, and begins to soak up the boos. He starts to nod at the crowd, and lifts up the microphone again.
Y2J: “This is exactly what I mean; I get no respect from the fans here. And I never will, and this is why: you are all jealous of me! I am a sexy beast; I do have my own hit band Fozzy, and most of all, my ability to make money. But there are more important matters to handle. This Saturday, Batista and I will win the NHBWO Tag Team Titles! We will prove to you that we are not to be overlooked! This is going to be Batista’s first taste of gold, and I will make sure it is as sweet as possible. Of course, I’m no rookie when it comes to tag wrestling. This will be my second time winning the tag titles, being the first in NHBWO history to hold a title twice! Wait you tell me! What about the opposing team? Jeff Hardy and Shawn Michaels. Jeff Hardy is some piece of shit spot monkey who has no talent whatsoever! And I will prove myself right when I mop the mat with his damn hair! Jeff Hardy doesn't deserve this spot. He is just some washed up crackhead with no direction in life, and just so happened to stumble upon the NHBWO. Jeff, you don't grace the ring; you defecate it! And I am going clean it with your blood!
Shawn Michaels. The World Champion. Tonight is going to be a little preview of what happens at Night of Glory, I am going to demolish you! Why are you even here? It was supposed to be that crazy ass Matt Hardy instead of you. Oh, I know what it is! You're just trying to rain in on Y2J's glory! It breaks your heart to see me with gold Shawn. And I will break your heart. I am going to win the tag titles with my good friend; the Intercontinental Champion Dave Batista! But it doesn't matter. We will hurt you so bad, your kids are going to beg you not to wrestle ever again. And when they do that; you better listen to them dammit! Or it will be the worst mistake of your entire career! I also have an advantage over you. I know your weakness Shawn. Your nagging back will prove to lead to your defeat. Once I lock the Walls of Jericho in, you can't and never will break them down! I promise you this Shawn: you will be in no shape to compete at Night of Glory after tonight. Tonight, I do what Triple H never could do. And that is to hunt and kill you Shawn! Your back will be broken, and that's a promise. And Chris Jericho always keeps his promises.
Paul: "Very strong words there by Jericho Joey. I think he's serious about this team and tag titles!"
Joey: No doubt Paul; this tag team is one of raw speed and power. If they can win the tag titles, The Beast Masters will prove to the NHBWO that they are a force to be reckoned with.
Y2J: “Beating these two assclowns is just a step in reaching the World Heavyweight Championship. Jeff Hardy is nothing in this business, and never will be anything in this business. Courtesy of Chris Jericho! And Shawn Michaels, tonight will mark the thirs staright time I beat you. The "Heartbreak Kid" will become the "Back Broke Kid" and I guarantee it! Tonight marks a spectacle; Chris Jericho will become a two-time Tag Team Champion, and for the third time, defeat Shawn Michaels! And Batista will be the official monster in this business, as he will walk out both the Intercontinental Champion and the Tag Team Champion! To all you fans out here, you will no longer see these two men wrestle again. TOnight, me and Batista break their backs and claim the World Tag Team Champions. Tonight, The Beast Masters unleash "The Inner-Beast" on HBK and Jeff Hardy and prove our dominance! Shawn, one other thing. Come Night of Glory, I will be the new World Heavywieght Champion!
Joey: "Batista, wow! I guess that's why all these photos and promos have been shown of these two!"
Jericho throws the mic on the mat and stays in the ring, looking at the fans. He mouths some words and rolls out of the squared circle. After hitting the black safety mats with his feet, Chris brushes off some fans at ringside who try to get some high fives. Y2J starts up the metal ramp, and halfway up, turns his head around at the booing crowd. He pushes his hair back and continues up the ramp, towards the entrance curtain. He turns around right before the curtain, and starts to yell at the crowd, trying to prove his point. After some useless trying, Chris calls himself the King of the World, and the fans assclowns. After some more staring, Jericho heads behind the curtain, and into the back.
« Thread Started on Feb 15, 2006, 3:27pm »
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The crowd is in an uproar as the latest promo for the Beast Masters is shown.
The camera cuts to Joey Styles and Paul Heyman at the announce booth at the
top of the entrance ramp.
Joey: “Wow Paul, did you see that video? Chris Jericho and Batista in a tag team! What a team it will be!”
Paul: “I know Joey, this team is going to be blockbuster, and I have no doubt in my mind that the Beast Masters will take home the tag team gold.”
Joey: “Well they still have to go through newcomer Jeff Hardy and the NHBWO World CHampion Shawn Michaels!"
Paul: ‘Yeah well, this is going to be the first time that Jeff Hardy and Michales will be teaming up. No doubt they will have some communication issues. But this team of Batista and Jericho has the power and speed to take them down.”
The lights dim down to blue, and signal the coming of Chris Jericho.
The fans start to boo loudly as a countdown appears on the titan tron.
The timer starts at five, and works its way down to two.
At two, the video goes blank, and a ball is shown running down a tube. The ball reaches the end, and an outline of Y2J is shown.
“Break the Walls Down” by Fozzy screams over the arena as a massive explosion
goes off by the entrance curtain. Jericho steps out from behind the curtain and turns his
back to the crowd. One by one, Jericho spreads his arms out, until his form matches that of his outline in the video. With his arms still spread, Y2J spins around and faces the crowd.
Instead of pumping his elbows into his torso, Jericho brushes away the crowd with his hand. Chris slowly makes his way towards the ramp, where he stops at the top and peers around the crowd. After taking in all the boos, Jericho continues down the ramp in a slow manner. As if he likes the crowd booing, Y2J taunted the crowd by using Hulk Hogan’s patented ear cup taunt. Jericho struts down to the mat, where he flexes his arm for the nearby fans, only to shush them off with his hand again.
Jericho struts up the steel steps, and cockily mutters to himself. At the ring apron, Chris takes a couple of steps and swings around on the ropes. While coolly leaning back on the three ropes, Jericho starts spitting out insults out the crowd and calls himself the “King of the World”. He slowly hooks his leg under the top rope, and ducks under it, completing the transition into the ring.
Chris cockily walks over to the turnbuckle where he climbs up and beats his chest to the crowd and calls himself a “Sexy Beast”.
Y2J drops off the turnbuckle and walks over to the side of the ring where he beckons for a microphone. He snatches it from the worker and calls him an “assclown” for being slow.
Jericho lifts the mic up to his mouth, but drops it back down due to the deafening boos from the crowd. Finally, Chris just starts to speak into the mic:
Y2J: “Shut up you assclowns! (Fans start to boo louder) Chris Jericho, the next World Champion and Tag Team Champion is speaking! You fans must be too stupid to understand what I’m saying. Let me put it into simpler words; WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!” (The fans start to boo even louder, and even start some “asshole” chants”
Jericho drops the mic down again, and begins to soak up the boos. He starts to nod at the crowd, and lifts up the microphone again.
Y2J: “This is exactly what I mean; I get no respect from the fans here. And I never will, and this is why: you are all jealous of me! I am a sexy beast; I do have my own hit band Fozzy, and most of all, my ability to make money. But there are more important matters to handle. This Saturday, Batista and I will win the NHBWO Tag Team Titles! We will prove to you that we are not to be overlooked! This is going to be Batista’s first taste of gold, and I will make sure it is as sweet as possible. Of course, I’m no rookie when it comes to tag wrestling. This will be my second time winning the tag titles, being the first in NHBWO history to hold a title twice! Wait you tell me! What about the opposing team? Jeff Hardy and Shawn Michaels. Jeff Hardy is some piece of shit spot monkey who has no talent whatsoever! And I will prove myself right when I mop the mat with his damn hair! Jeff Hardy doesn't deserve this spot. He is just some washed up crackhead with no direction in life, and just so happened to stumble upon the NHBWO. Jeff, you don't grace the ring; you defecate it! And I am going clean it with your blood!
Shawn Michaels. The World Champion. Tonight is going to be a little preview of what happens at Night of Glory, I am going to demolish you! Why are you even here? It was supposed to be that crazy ass Matt Hardy instead of you. Oh, I know what it is! You're just trying to rain in on Y2J's glory! It breaks your heart to see me with gold Shawn. And I will break your heart. I am going to win the tag titles with my good friend; the Intercontinental Champion Dave Batista! But it doesn't matter. We will hurt you so bad, your kids are going to beg you not to wrestle ever again. And when they do that; you better listen to them dammit! Or it will be the worst mistake of your entire career! I also have an advantage over you. I know your weakness Shawn. Your nagging back will prove to lead to your defeat. Once I lock the Walls of Jericho in, you can't and never will break them down! I promise you this Shawn: you will be in no shape to compete at Night of Glory after tonight. Tonight, I do what Triple H never could do. And that is to hunt and kill you Shawn! Your back will be broken, and that's a promise. And Chris Jericho always keeps his promises.
Paul: "Very strong words there by Jericho Joey. I think he's serious about this team and tag titles!"
Joey: No doubt Paul; this tag team is one of raw speed and power. If they can win the tag titles, The Beast Masters will prove to the NHBWO that they are a force to be reckoned with.
Y2J: “Beating these two assclowns is just a step in reaching the World Heavyweight Championship. Jeff Hardy is nothing in this business, and never will be anything in this business. Courtesy of Chris Jericho! And Shawn Michaels, tonight will mark the thirs staright time I beat you. The "Heartbreak Kid" will become the "Back Broke Kid" and I guarantee it! Tonight marks a spectacle; Chris Jericho will become a two-time Tag Team Champion, and for the third time, defeat Shawn Michaels! And Batista will be the official monster in this business, as he will walk out both the Intercontinental Champion and the Tag Team Champion! To all you fans out here, you will no longer see these two men wrestle again. TOnight, me and Batista break their backs and claim the World Tag Team Champions. Tonight, The Beast Masters unleash "The Inner-Beast" on HBK and Jeff Hardy and prove our dominance! Shawn, one other thing. Come Night of Glory, I will be the new World Heavywieght Champion!
Joey: "Batista, wow! I guess that's why all these photos and promos have been shown of these two!"
Jericho throws the mic on the mat and stays in the ring, looking at the fans. He mouths some words and rolls out of the squared circle. After hitting the black safety mats with his feet, Chris brushes off some fans at ringside who try to get some high fives. Y2J starts up the metal ramp, and halfway up, turns his head around at the booing crowd. He pushes his hair back and continues up the ramp, towards the entrance curtain. He turns around right before the curtain, and starts to yell at the crowd, trying to prove his point. After some useless trying, Chris calls himself the King of the World, and the fans assclowns. After some more staring, Jericho heads behind the curtain, and into the back.